The comments below are hilarious and cute.

"Between the lines of the text, I feel a deep resentment, hahaha!"

"Qing Xiaobei and Jing Xiaohua are so cute!"

"Don't worry, the one next door, ours is yours!

"You Jinghua Qingbei are too shameless, Yaoyao is mine!"

"Dare to rob people with us, the brothers of Qingbei in Jinghua, go together!"

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The admissions office teacher of Jinghua University was stunned when he saw the data of the students who applied for Jinghua University this year in the background.

When Director Li next to him saw his colleague like this, he thought something was wrong, and said in a calm voice: "What's the matter? This enrollment matter is related to the foundation of our school, but we must not make mistakes! You must be careful and careful, careful and careful!"

The colleague was stunned before he realized the meaning of Director Li's words, and suddenly laughed.

"Director, it's not what you think, we've been on the job for a few years, how can we be careless, I was surprised just now because I saw the background data, you come and take a look." ”

When Director Li heard that it was not a mistake at work, he was immediately relieved.

"What's that?" he said, standing up and leaning over to his colleague.

The colleague reached out and clicked on several important data on the screen and pointed it to him.

Director Li was dumbfounded.

"Is this true? Don't get me wrong, do the math again. ”

When Director Li said this, the teacher carefully calculated it twice, and each time it came out with the same data, indicating that there was no problem with the data statistics made for the first time.

He said excitedly: "Director, it's all right!"

Director Li was even happier than the teacher of statistics when he saw that the data had been verified.

He straightened up and muttered excitedly, "Oh my God! That's 10 percent higher than in previous years!"

Although the two universities in Jinghua and Qingbei have a lot of cooperation, they are also in competition with each other.

The students they recruit are all in the same grade, and the competition is more fierce every year during the college entrance examination season.

The data of the past five years show that the number of students enrolled in Jinghua University has declined, although it is not obvious, but it has been declining.

This year, their admissions office has been working with the indicators of their superiors, and the pressure can be imagined.

Director Li knew that this year's data was good, but he only thought it was a little stronger than previous years, but he didn't expect to pull up all the five-year declines all at once, and there was still redundancy!

My colleague was also happy about this, "I was finally able to communicate with the leader this year." ”

Director Li was happy for a while and slowly calmed down, and he told his colleagues, "You check the reasons and see why this year's sharp increase is caused, if there are traces to follow, we will be able to get twice the result with half the effort next year." ”

My colleague thought about this reason, so he hurried to get busy.

Here, Director Li happily walked around the office.

Then I accidentally thought of my opponent, Director Liu of the Qingbei Admissions Office.

The two have known each other for several years, and they can still meet for two drinks when they are fine, but this time his performance is so good, how can he share this good news with his opponent!

So, he didn't hesitate to take his mobile phone and call Director Liu of the Qingbei Admissions Office.

Director Liu was busy in the office, but at this time his mobile phone was still ringing, he glanced at the name displayed on the phone, and picked it up angrily.

"Lao Li, I'm busy with a spinning top, and you're still harassing me!

Here, Director Li laughed, "Oh, everyone's old friends, I have encountered a good thing, and I want to find a good friend to share, doesn't this just think of you! What's the matter?

Director Liu sneered, Director Li is weird if he thinks of him if he has good things!

"If you have something to say, let it go, I'm busy!"

"You said that you are a university professor who speaks so vulgarly, it is too undeserved, hurry up and take back what you just said, I will not hear it. ”

Director Liu held his forehead, "Lao Li, if you don't say it, don't say that I'm hanging!"

"Don't, don't, I'm going to say it now, you listen well! Our Jinghua University has increased the application rate of students by 10 percent this year, I am not surprised, I am not surprised."

Doodoo ......

Before Director Li finished speaking, there was only a short beep left in the receiver of the mobile phone, obviously the other party suddenly hung up the phone.

Director Liu's angry mustache was about to be cocked.

This Lao Li is deliberately angry with him!

The two of them have the same students, Jinghua has 10% more, and they must have almost 10% less!

Irritating!

I knew that at this time, it was no good for this Lao Li to call!

The teacher working next to him glanced at Director Li, who couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and said curiously: "Director, why did someone hang up the phone for you, and you are still so happy?"

Director Li shook his phone, "Call Lao Liu next door." ”

"Poof", a teacher working in an office couldn't help it, no wonder he was hung up by the other party.

If he were to be Director Liu, he would probably have to drive over and quarrel in person!

Director Li, this is too bad!

At this time, the teacher next to him, who had been inquiring about the trajectory and the reason for the growth, spoke.

"Director, come and see, I have checked and counted the main trajectories, you can look at this result. ”

Hearing what his colleague said, Director Li immediately leaned over to look at the computer screen.

The results above are listed one by one.

One of the reasons for the largest proportion made Director Li couldn't help twitching the corners of his eyes.

He wanted to ask if the teacher of statistics was mistaken, but thinking of this teacher's rigorous attitude, he felt that there was no need to ask.

There will certainly be no problem with the data and the results, but the results are really beyond his expectations.

Jinghua University has increased so many students this year, and most of the reason is because Nie Yao ......

Can this reason be a little more pitiful?

He glanced at the teacher who did the data speechlessly, and said helplessly: "Then we can't recruit another 'Nie Yao' next year, right?"

If there is such a thing as Nie Yao, of course they would like to recruit it, but the key is, no!

Which other star in the entertainment industry can get the first place in the province?

The teacher who did the data thought about it and shook his head with a bitter face, "Director, don't be kidding, where to find another Nie Yao." ”

Originally, the two of them were still excited, and they felt that it was expected to exceed the indicators, but after doing this, they didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

After a pause for a few seconds, Director Li's mind flashed, and his eyes lit up and said, "Actually, it's not difficult, this Nie Yao is not a student of our school!

As soon as he was reminded by the director, the teacher who did the data began to fantasize about the scene where Nie Yao shot a promotional video for Jingbei University, and suddenly felt that the director's idea was simply wise.

Nie Yao didn't know that she had already been targeted by the teachers of the admissions office before she entered the gate of Jinghua University.