Chapter 27 Chapter.27
Even if he really has a lifelong fate with a single dog, don't say it, t^t
Fu Yuan, who felt that he had been hit by an arrow in the knee, quickly changed the topic: "Then again, why are you here, Sister Su?"
"Where is this?" Su Qing looked around and found that there was a wild mountain and tall trees all around, which was very Amazonian jungle.
Fu Yuan was surprised: "You don't know, you don't know how to be here?"
Su Qing smiled: "Haven't you heard a sentence - the more you know, the faster you die." ”
Fu Yuan: "......"
Fu Yuan deeply felt that he seemed to be fooled again.
When Fu Yuan fell into deep thought, Su Qing asked rhetorically, "Then what about you, why are you here?"
When Fu Yuan heard this, he immediately became energetic, regarded Su Qing as a humanoid tree hole, poured bitter water, and complained: "It's not because of that damn ghost king! You don't know, it's because the ghost king wants to be born, so the miasma of evil in the world skyrockets, and all the demons and monsters plan to hitchhike the ghost king's birth, and run out to make trouble everywhere- If they can really succeed, forget it, but this group of little demons is not high, and the biggest mess is to play the game of Zhu Bajie marrying a daughter-in-law with people, and there is no creativity in R country to play haunting with the detective game of the foreign pavilion!"
Su Qing: "......"
- Excuse me, aren't you thinking it's too much fun?
Su Qingmu glared at Fu Yuan with a face, but Fu Yuan didn't receive it at all, and continued to gush: "Look, I just sent that ghost general to Beibi Mountain, but before I could take a breath, I was sent out by Lord Green Ghost again, saying that there was a moth on the South China Sea, and a monkey demon was ready to follow Sun Wukong, and wanted to go to the sea to get a golden hoop stick, but because he couldn't swim, he choked in the sea, and finally was hit ashore by a wave, so that mortals could see it, and it almost went to the newspaper, so he asked me to finish it...... Alas, Sister Xiaosu, tell me about that group of SB...... Ahem, why do the messes made by those monsters always come to me?"
Su Qing: "............"
Suddenly, I felt a deep concern about the IQ of my country's demon world......
Probably her delusion.,Hehe=_,=
Fu Yuan: "So, just because of this stupid monkey, I went all the way to the sword, and I flew in a hurry to finish it, who knew that as soon as I arrived at the 100,000 mountains, I was covered by this large phantom array that lacked virtue, and I turned around in it all night, oh! Xiao Su girl, who do you say is this to put such a phantom array here?!
Fu Yuan sighed, and Su Qing was like being killed by thunder.
"What did you say?" Su Qing couldn't believe it, "This is a hundred thousand mountains?"
100,000 mountains!
She was doing well in the dormitory of Los Angeles X University, and in the blink of an eye, she was pulled to Qincheng by that guy?
How can she go back this day?!
Thinking of the burning travel expenses and burning credits, as well as the various inquiries he faced after returning to school, Su Qing began to deeply agree with Fu Yuan's evaluation of "lack of virtue and smoke".
"Huh, you don't know where this is?" Fu Yuan was also very surprised by Su Qing's reaction, "How did you come here about that little Su girl?"
Su Qing grimaced: "I was brought over by a fool who lacks virtue and smokes." ”
Fu Yuan: "......"
Fu Yuan: I always feel that if I continue to ask, I will encounter something terrible!
Fu Yuan laughed dryly: "That...... If you don't mind, Sister Su, I'll send you back?"
Su Qing hesitated, "No problem, don't you still want to finish up on the monkey demon?"
Fu Yuan winked at Su Qing: "But didn't I encounter the Phantom Array—this little Su girl, you can also testify for me, right?"
Su Qing couldn't help but smile a little in his eyes: "Yes." ”
Fu Yuan clapped: "Then it's no problem!Come on, come up—no, wait!"
Fu Yuan stretched out one hand to Su Qing as if he was facing a great enemy, and the other was grossed in his arms for a while, and after a while, under Su Qing's unexplained solemn gaze, he took out the dust removal talisman and took two photos at Su Qing in a row, and then sighed: "Okay, no problem, come here, little Su girl." ”
Su Qing: ".................."
Su Qing almost wants to slap this guy to death!
According to Fu Yuan's touching emotional intelligence, if N years later, she hears the news that this guy is still single, then she will never be the slightest surprised!!
In Su Qing's death-defying gaze, Fu Yuan was still unaware, and happily summoned his flying sword.
To be honest, the appearance of Fu Yuan's flying sword is very good-looking, as if it is carved out of ice crystals, the whole body is bright ice blue, and with Fu Yuan's expression like a master, the word "Sao Bao" in Su Qing's mind is infinitely swiped.
"Fortunately, the 'ban on flying' has been invalid since yesterday, otherwise, I can only bring you out Xiao Su, girl!" Fu Yuan said with a smile, facing his flying sword like his lover, his face full of affection.
- So affectionate to the flying sword, but to the girl, but you were ready to use "mention"?
Su Qing once again felt Fu Yuan's touching emotional intelligence.
And in order to avoid being hit by Fu Yuan's emotional intelligence to cause a fatal triple blow, Su Qing very consciously followed Fu Yuan on the flying sword, and did not give Fu Yuan a chance to talk more.
"Be careful, Sister Su!"
Fu Yuan greeted casually, and then Su Qing felt his feet shake slightly, and his gaze suddenly rose.
The tall giant tree shrank rapidly, first turning into a canopy in Su Qing's eyes, then a green flower, then a green grass, and finally merging into the brilliant green of the 100,000 mountains, turning into a drop of water in the green sea.
The fierce wind rushed towards Su Qing, but before it touched Fu Yuan, it turned into a soft finger, rubbing lightly against Su Qing's ears, and then happily flew to the end of the high sky.
Su Qing looked down, and at this moment, the world was under her feet, turning into a mini shape: a river as thin as a ribbon, a field framed by a rice grid, a town like a toy, and people like ants.
Su Qing was a little stunned, and some of the things that Jiang Taigong and the Divine Bird Huofeng left in her mind came up, making her feel as if she had touched something, and seemed to understand something.
- For those monks who can reincarnate at will, and those immortals who live almost the same life as the heavens, the human race may be no different from mayflies and summer insects, right?
Mayflies are born and die, and summer insects never live until winter comes.
The length of life determines the scope of their horizons, determines their attitude towards life and things, and-
"Boom ——!"
Su Qing followed the roar, and saw that on the south side near the coastline, a golden light rose from the ground, flying in the direction of Su Qing and the others, and after a while, they overtook the two of them and flew towards the southwest, only a few scattered words floated to Su Qing's ears.
“…… Phew, that group of cultivators knew that they were deceiving my old gray, and said that they would come to the end at three o'clock in the morning, and let my old gray wait...... It's 12:17 now! Do you think I don't know how to read a watch?
"And the group of mortals, but staring at my old gray...... If it weren't for the fact that I hadn't gotten the golden hoop stick, I wouldn't have beaten you guys to the ground!"
The monkey wrapped in a golden light passed by Su Qing and the two, and the sassy posture not only shook Su Qing's eyes full of golden light, but also shook her face full of monkey hair.
Su Qing wiped the monkey hair off his face expressionlessly, and then looked directly at Fu Yuan.
Fu Yuan was righteous and awe-inspiring, and his face was full of uprightness.
#贵圈有想过抢救一下自己的逼格么?#
Interrupted by an unexpected episode, Su Qing blinked, and his mind turned.
"Oh, yes. Su Qing said, "That wand you sent—"
Fu Yuan was interested: "How is it? It's fun, right?"
Su Qing: "It's fun, it's fun—"
Fu Yuan laughed, and said with great interest: "It's still Xiao Su's sister who has vision! Where are those senior brothers and junior brothers like me, except for recovering as before, they almost don't use magic wands much, but they always buy some little devil things, and recently they have been fascinated by reading comics, and they want to join forces with the group of onmyoji ninjas in R country, and try their best to get a Uzumaki Naruto Straw Hat King Kurosaki x to protect - phew!
Su Qing: "............"
Su Qing: "I'm sorry, the amount of information is a bit large, I want to slow it down first." ”
Fu Yuan suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, Xiao Su girl, you don't know about Haitao.com, right!"
Fu Yuan took out an apple 6 from his pocket, clicked on a certain website, and brought it to Su Qing like a treasure, his eyes were shining: "Look, Xiao Su girl, this is the website, it's very convenient, the latest and most interesting things are in it! And the upper left corner is the forum address, whether you want to entrust others to do something or participate in any fun activities, you can find it here!"
Su Qing took the phone, slid her fingers down, and found that the screen was full of some unknown herbal runes, so she clicked on the forum in the upper left corner, and then ......
"[Tree Hole] Oh, Lao Tzu's sixteenth banana fan was also burned, I said you group of black-hearted shops selling banana fans, are you embarrassed to say that you are a high imitation?!Ah?! Is it easy for Lao Tzu to buy overseas for a while?!
"[Help] Two days ago, my ex-husband's ghost came to me and wanted to have a demon love affair with me, but I have fallen in love with his ex-boyfriend, and I ask me how to choose to play the he. ”
"[Complaint] Recently, someone has been arguing in the forum, and they have also made an appointment with the place above the South Pole across the circle, so that I am woken up by the sound of booming every day - the second Olympics, the penguin has no demon power?! The wall cracks and asks the administrator to lock all the forum appointments!!"
"[Irrigation] I am a senior wizard and senior magician in Western Europe, bored, accept the appointment, booster games, potion collection, house making zuò and other businesses, the price is negotiable, interested m me, email address xxx·x. ”
"[Event] Recently, the little ones who died came to my house to play haunted house adventures and detective games, who wants to scare them with me? ”
Su Qing: "......"
Su Qing felt that his worldview was shattered to the ground.
——Turning a forum of a mysterious circle with a forced personality into a dead house exchange circle and an emotional world of entertainment gossip, I have to say, you are also in your mouth.
However, since this circle is so up-to-date that even house objects like the high imitation banana fan and the Uzumaki Naruto have been brought out, then Su Qing is not timid about the forced character that has never been before, and asks directly: "Is there a way to quickly charge the wand?"
Fu Yuan was stunned: "What's wrong?"
Su Qing said: "I charged the electricity overnight, but after using two shrinking spells, the power ran out, but I need to use my wand to turn things back now, so I ......"
"Oh! That's it!" Fu Yuan suddenly realized, "Fast charging, right! Of course there is!"
Fu Yuan dug into his Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket, and after a while, he found something like a small boxy box, which made Su feel very familiar.
Su Qing: "......"
The name of this thing is power bank!!
Fu Yuan's face was full of pride: "As long as a five-thunder spell can be used to charge the magic energy crystal, it can also support the electricity consumption of game consoles such as PSP, PSV, 3DS, tablets, laptops, etc. for more than half a month, and can even control the power output, so that the mobile phone can be fully charged in an instant!"
You will never regret your choice!"
Fu Yuan raised his head with his chest straight: "A Five Thunder Charm can change your life!!How about Sister Xiaosu, is it an invention across the era?Is there a feeling that your whole life has been lit up?!"
Su Qing: "............"
Su Qing despaired of the "keeping pace with the times" of the mysterious circle of this world.