"Yang God is really angry?"

"Damn! Another one, this is really not afraid of death. ”

"This time, I must stand on the yang god, the "Three Character Classic" is so well written, I want to pick a bone in the egg. ”

"Monopoly all kinds of disobedience?hahaha, the yang god has started to produce golden sentences again, and I haven't heard the golden sentences of the yang god for a long time. ”

"6666, the Yang God stabbed him to death!"

Micro-broadcast lively.

The Tieba forum is equally lively.

All kinds of discussion posts are like the system comes with it.

[Chenyang has another Internet golden sentence!]

[Professor Ye Kaiyang of the Department of Chinese of Nankai University is just in the morning!]

[Shocked! Chenyang was publicly challenged by a professor of the Chinese Department of Nankai University!]

……

UC Department of Public Information.

It was already half past nine in the evening.

The office, which should have been darkly lit, is now brightly lit.

A group of news editors are staring intently at Chenyang's microbroadcast.

However, their mood at the moment is not as relaxed as that of netizens, after all, they are not simply watching the excitement, but to write this excitement to the public, after such a disturbance just now, now the news of Chenyang and many professors has been targeted by several media, they must be fast!

Hurry up, hurry up!

Be sure to do it the fastest!

"How is it? Ye Kaiyang replied?"

"Not yet. ”

"Refreshed?"

"I refreshed it twice just now. ”

"Okay, everyone, cheer up, be sure to put the news on the page as soon as possible. ”

"Received the editor-in-chief. ”

"Got it!"

"Don't worry, editor-in-chief!"

……

Star Wave.

Data Department.

The "program ape" who was preparing to get off work complained bitterly.

Since this afternoon, the entire microcast data traffic has begun to be abnormal, and just as they are about to control the traffic and prevent the crash, suddenly a powerful data flow directly breaks through their defenses.

Data pinnacle.

Background crash.

The server is half-paralyzed again!

However, at this time, colleagues in the Department of Information were still directing traffic!

Angry.

Helpless.

Dysphoria.

Under the suppression of negative emotions, the programmers in the data department scolded.

"Damn!"

"Damn, this job is gone!"

"This is a three-day crash data, when will the bug of this rotten server be fixed?"

In the midst of the scolding, someone found a problem, "It's not a bug problem." ”

"What's the problem then?"

"It's Chenyang back. ”

"This girl hasn't quit. ”

"You don't understand what I mean, I mean this thing is starting to fight with people again. ”

"I'll go, really? with whom?...... Damn, with a bunch of professors? What is this going on? Invading the education community?"

"Who knows? ”

Hearing that it was Chenyang coming back, the programmers who had been complaining for a long time just now were dumbfounded.

There's no way, this girl is too capable of doing things, their Xinglang server has been destroyed by the data traffic brought by this girl several times, what can they do?

……

Microcasting.

Two minutes after Chenyang replied, Ye Kaiyang finally came out, "Okay, since you are so confident, then you can talk about it, how to make friends in college, how to make friends in society, if you can summarize it, even if you win." ”

"Making friends?"

"I'm going, making friends?"

"Nankai, this Ye Kaiyang, really hate, even used such a difficult topic to make friends to make friends to make Chenyang. ”

After seeing Ye Kaiyang's question, netizens subconsciously sweated for Chenyang, if the topic of the fourth vice principal of the imperial capital just now was elementary, then Ye Kaiyang's topic was hell.

Although the question is straightforward, there is too much to be contained in it.

What is a friend.

How to make friends.

Where to start making friends.

What do you do when you make friends?

If you let yourself avoid making bad friends.

What should I do if I make a bad friend?

And so on, and so on, the real problems that need to be faced are really not clear in one or two sentences.

To put it bluntly, this is an unanswered question, because there is no correct solution in life, there are people who take every step, and the same road can be walked by two people out of different lives.

Making friends accompanies everyone's life, and it is equally incomprehensible.

Wraparound?

How to summarize?

I can't summarize it!

Those literary young people who were still holding their breath in their hearts and preparing to compete with Chenyang in this round completely lost their temper, and sighed in the comments for a while.

"It's over. ”

"Chenyang is decided. ”

"It's not just a loss, it's just a matter of saying how wrong it is. ”

Ye Kaiyang is also too scheming, this is a question with no answers, and it makes people generalize. ”

Just when the literary young people sighed, Ye Kaiyang deliberately picked a comment that said that it was difficult for him to answer the question and replied, "Making friends is a thing that accompanies people in their lives, and lecturers are the last guardrail for every student before leaving the campus and going to society.

followed by the second one, "Of course, if Chenyang has backbone, I won't laugh at him if he admits defeat." ”

……

Family.

Chenyang just walked out of the kitchen with a glass of water when he ran into his mother.

"Quarreling with someone again?"

"Ahh ”

"Why do you quarrel with people every day?"

"Oh, busy. ”

I didn't have time to take care of my mother, so Chenyang returned to the bedroom with a glass of water.

As soon as I clicked on the computer in the rest mode, I saw Ye Kaiyang's under-bian micro-broadcasts, sneered, and Chenyang sat down and replied, "Admit your sister's loss! Lao Tzu just went to drink water, and you just want to go to heaven, right?"

scolded to vent his anger, Chenyang continued to write, "Lao Tzu thought you were going to ask some kind of problem, it turned out to be such a garbage thing, it really made people look down on Nankai, but since you asked, Lao Tzu will give you 22 words today!"

"Threesome, there must be my teacher, choose the good ones and follow them, and change the bad ones!"

22 words?

It's only 22 words?

Fans were stunned!

The literary youth were stunned!

Thousands of netizens were stunned!

The word friend is not difficult to say that it is simple and not simple, it is not so easy to summarize, but now, Chenyang has easily resolved it with 22 words!

Astound!

Unwilling!

Oppugn!

In an instant, all the people who came to watch this heads-up match subconsciously looked at Chenyang's sentence with an extremely critical eye, trying to pick out even the slightest mistake from it to refute.

However, the reality gave them a slap in the face, although Chenyang's words are simple, but every word exudes the condensation of life experience.

There is no way to refute!

There is no way to refute it!

The literary youths who were still boasting about Ye Kaiyang's question just now that it was difficult to reach the height of the universe almost didn't spurt a mouthful of old blood to death.