"Ding~Dong-"

Chen Wenyao felt the phone vibrate and received a system prompt:

"Fairy Chang'e added you as a friend, do you accept it?"

Hmm? What is Chang'e doing with my friend in a good way? Chen Wenyao felt strange in his heart, he didn't seem to have any contact with Chang'e, and he hadn't talked to her in the group. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Wait, is it because of the red envelope I sent? Chen Wenyao immediately remembered that Chang'e seemed to have grabbed one at that time, and it was a set of Chanel No. 5 perfume.

Anyway, Chen Wenyao was quite happy to add such a fairy who was famous for his beauty and made him a friend, and of course he chose to accept it.

"You've added Fairy Chang'e, now you can start chatting. ”

"If a stranger unsolicits you as a friend, be cautious about verifying their identity. ”

Fairy Chang'e: Hello, Daoyou, the Dragon King.

When Chen Wenyao saw this title, he broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly replied.

Meilong King: Sister Chang'e, don't call me that, just call me Xiaolong.

Fairy Chang'e: Little dragon, right? Okay, you're not a dragon, are you?

Meilongwang: No. Just a casual name.

Chen Wenyao thought to himself, it seems that he is going to change his vest, if one day the Dragon King of the East China Sea sees that he is not happy, and directly convicts him of the crime of impersonating the dragon clan, it will be miserable.

Fairy Chang'e: Xiaolong, you gave him Nezha's dragon slaying knife.

Meilongwang: (dripping into a cold sweat) Yes, it's me. A red envelope was sent that day, and Nezha just grabbed the knife.

Fairy Chang'e: No wonder. It's just that in this way, you're in big trouble.

Chen Wenyao chuckled in his heart, just now it was just his own guess, but now after Chang'e said this, he became more and more uneasy.

Meryu: (three horrified expressions) No, I think so. Could it be that the Jade Emperor would really punish me as a mortal?

Fairy Chang'e: If severely punishing a mortal can appease the resentment of the dragon clan, what do you think the Jade Emperor will do?

Chen Wenyao was completely Spartan, and if he was the Jade Emperor, he would definitely sacrifice this mortal without hesitation. It's just that when this mortal is himself, Chen Wenyao surged with strong unwillingness, what the hell does it matter to me, it's all the ghost of this broken mobile phone.

Meilong King: What will the Jade Emperor do to me?

Fairy Chang'e: I don't know about that. However, you were personally pulled into the group by the Jade Emperor, which means that he still values you a lot, and it shouldn't be too strict.

Chen Wenyao said in his heart: I'm afraid that it is not me who the Jade Emperor wants to drag into the group, but the original owner of this mobile phone.

Dragon King: ......

Fairy Chang'e: (smiles) Don't worry too much, it's all my guess, maybe not to that extent.

Meilongwang: Thank you, Sister Chang'e, for your concern. However, it's better not to leave anything to chance.

Fairy Chang'e: (tangled) Last time, I snatched your red envelope and got a set of incense, which I like very much. In this way, I still have a sachet in my hand, which is woven from colorful cloud brocade silk, and I will give it to you as a return gift. This sachet you carry close to you, it will definitely make you turn evil into good fortune and auspicious in trouble.

After speaking, a big red envelope appeared on Chen Wenyao's mobile phone screen, and he immediately poked it with his finger.

"Congratulations, you received the red envelope of Fairy Chang'e!"

Chen Wenyao opened the Hongyun bag to check, and sure enough, he saw a colorful cloud brocade sachet with a small line of notes underneath.

Colorful cloud brocade sachet: Woven by the fairy of the Moon Palace Chang'e herself, it contains a rich sun essence and moonlight, which can be used to store cold air and extremely cold breath, and has the miraculous effect of praying for blessings and relieving misfortune!

After reading it, Chen Wenyao couldn't help but be full of gratitude to Chang'e. It is said that he is very likely to be punished by the Jade Emperor now, she should avoid it, but I didn't expect her to not only add him as a friend, but also increase him such a good sachet, sure enough, he is beautiful and kind.

Meilongwang: (grateful) Thank you, Sister Chang'e, I love you to death!

Fairy Chang'e: (shy) You are not ashamed. Ignore you.

Then, Fairy Chang'e's avatar turned gray and went offline.

Chen Wenyao's eyes widened, isn't it, Chang'e is so shy, just casually said I love you and ran away. These three words have long been rotten on the earth, even if the cafeteria aunt sends two more buns, you can harvest a bunch of students I love you.

As soon as Fairy Chang'e got off the line, Chen Wenyao wanted to go back to see the group, but he didn't know how far the situation had got.

"Ding~Dong-"

System prompt: Erlang God added you as a friend, do you accept it?

Hey, Erlang God, what is he doing with me!

Although Chen Wenyao was confused, he still agreed.

Erlang God: Hahahahaha, you kid is really interesting. Although he is a mortal, he has a lot of strange things on his hands. Although that dragon slayer knife is not a divine weapon, it is quite effective for the dragon clan. Nezha's waste wood used to slaughter Ao Bing, but this time he actually slaughtered six dragons in the dragon stage, which is really cool.

Chen Wenyao was speechless for a while.

Jirojin: Speak.

Meryu: I don't know what to say.

Erlang God: (picks his nose) You're a mortal who doesn't mean enough. There's a dragon slayer knife that won't give it to me.,Give me a collection of fairy tales that don't have any eggs.。 Sister, those grass egg novels, what kind of bird did Lao Tzu write, and I actually wrote that I lost to a monkey!

Chen Wenyao was stunned, monkey, that must refer to the Monkey King. How could Erlang God not know Sun Monkey.

Meryu: Well, those are based on your deeds.

Jirojin: Bullshit. When did Lao Tzu lose to a monkey. Lao Tzu punished the eight monsters, split the mountain to save his mother, played the double phoenix, helped Zhou Fa Shang, and drunk the lock magic mirror...... There are so many things about the cow beeping, why don't you write it, but make up a monkey to come out.

Meilong King: That monkey is not fictional, his name is Monkey King, he is the Monkey King, is the Monkey King, has the second master forgotten?

Erlang God: Poof, Monkey King is still a great sage? What a big breath, Lao Tzu is still just a saint and a true monarch. There are countless immortals and gods in the heavenly court, and I know most of the famous ones, and I have never heard of any Monkey King.

Chen Wenyao was dumbfounded, could it be that the Great Sage Master didn't exist, or was he not born yet?

Erlang God: Forget it, don't talk about this. I'll just say something, although some of the novels distort the image of Lao Tzu, but they call me the first god of war in the heavenly court, which is quite realistic.

Chen Wenyao said in his heart: It turns out that you are also a guy who likes sycophants.

Erlang God: This time Nezha is making a bit of a big fuss, and sooner or later it will affect you. Since I have snatched your red envelope, I can't sit back and watch you be implicated. Well, I'll preach thee a god...... Well, you're mortal, and it's useless to pass on your supernatural powers. Or pass on your armor horse, when the time comes, there will really be a heavenly punishment, and you can still run away.

Chen Wenyao was surprised and delighted, and was so surprised that Erlang God said that there was a heavenly punishment, so this matter would be eight 'nine and ten. Happily, Erlang God is actually going to give him something.

A red envelope emerged, and Chen Wenyao couldn't wait to poke it open.

"Congratulations, you received the red envelope of Erlang God and a pair of Escape Armor Horses. ”

Entering the Hongyun bag, Chen Wenyao inspected the usefulness of this retreat horse.

Escape Horse: A kind of earth retreat talisman, made from one percent of the foot power of the Erlang God mount Silver Horse. With this armoured horse, you can travel 80 miles in an instant.

I'm traveling 80 miles in an instant, that is, 40 kilometers per second, and the speed is 2,400 kilometers at that time. Damn, this is about the same as a supersonic plane.

Meilong King: (flowers swipe the screen) Thank you, Second Master! Thank you, Erlang Zhenjun!

Erlang God: Hahaha, if there are any good things in the future, remember to send them to me first. Well, of course, if you don't get killed by heaven.

Dragon King: ......

Erlang God: I guess there will be a lot of people who will add you as friends, so I won't talk nonsense with you. You are a little mortal who is involved in the affairs of the fairy world, and a heavenly punishment is absolutely indispensable. However, you actually received it on behalf of Nezha, and the Jade Emperor would not ignore this. If you can escape this catastrophe, I'm afraid that you will really have good luck! Today can be regarded as a good fate, boy, so you can do it yourself.

Chen Wenyao wanted to say something more

"System prompt: Marshal Tianpeng added you as a friend, do you accept it?"

"System prompt: Peach Blossom Fairy added you as a friend, do you accept it?"

"System prompt: Tai Platinum Star added you as a friend, do you accept it?"

"System prompt: Du Kang, the god of wine, added you as a friend, do you accept it?"

……

All of a sudden, Chen Wenyao actually received nearly 100 reminder messages added by his friends, all of whom were the immortals who had received his red envelopes that day.

Chen Wenyao said in his heart, won't they all come to give me red envelopes.

Click Accept one by one.

Sure enough, these immortals began to send red envelopes as soon as they disagreed.

"Marshal Tianpeng sent you a red envelope!"

"The Peach Blossom Fairy sent you a red envelope!"

"Tai Bai Xing sent you a red envelope!"

“……”

Damn, this is simply a rain of red envelopes.

Chen Wenyao didn't know whether to be happy or sad, after all, the more red envelopes he received now, in fact, it also showed that the chance of survival was smaller, otherwise these immortals would not be so anxious to give him a gift in return, this is actually not wanting to be contaminated with cause and effect!

Forget it, people die and birds are facing the sky, and they will not die for thousands of years! Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, what can the Jade Emperor really do to me?!

Chen Wenyao made up his mind in his heart, put aside the matter of heavenly punishment, and began to check these red envelopes happily.