Text Text_Chapter 40 Chen Haoyang
Lishan's old mother said: "The strong man in the world, you and I basically know it, this sudden strong man is inevitably a little strange. As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing the other side will win all battles, and we don't need to go up to do it. Let's use a little trick this time!"
After speaking, the old mother of Lishan whispered something in the ears of the three bodhisattvas.
The eyes of the three bodhisattvas lit up.
Fuxian Bodhisattva smiled: "This is good, the matter can be done directly, and we can take the fake Tang monk to ask for the guilt;
If we can't, we can get out of it.
Wonderful, wonderful!"
Manjushri said, "The strategy is good, but it needs some good magic weapons to make things happen." I have a rope to tie here. ”
As he spoke, Manjushri took out a pale golden rope.
Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Although your rope is not as good as the rope of the immortals, it is not much different, and it is a good treasure." I also have a similar treasure here, which I used to catch a real dragon in the South China Sea. ”
Guanyin took out a fishing net and put it in front of him.
Fuxian Bodhisattva said: "I have an iron rope here, it is said that I have tied up the giant kun back then, and it should be able to be used!"
Lishan's old mother nodded and said, "With these three treasures, plus my canopy, this matter is considered to be seventy percent." ”
While speaking, Lishan's mother took out a palm-sized courtyard model and threw it away, the model turned out to be a treasure, rising in the wind, and then taking root and turning into a simple, generous, and magnificent courtyard.
With a wave of his hand, several paper figures flew out and fell into the garden and turned into boys, cooks and other servants.
Everything was ready, and the three Bodhisattvas turned into three young and beautiful girls, and bowed to Yingying, the old mother of Lishan, and said, "Meet my mother." ”
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Three days later.
Zhu Gangguan suddenly shouted, "Master, there is a family in front!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of everyone present lit up!
They have been walking for half a year, and they have not met a single family. Although there is a lot of game in the mountains, and Sha Wujing's craftsmanship is okay, but if you eat too much, you will always have enough.
They miss the big bed, they miss the food, and now they hear about a family, and they burst into tears.
Tang Sanfu, who was yawning all the way, also instantly became alive, slapped the horse's buttocks, and shouted: "Rush!"
The group ran all the way to the gate of the house.
I saw a green cypress tree hanging in front of the house, with a green hill at its back, and a few old pines branching deep in the yard, mottled beads around the surroundings.
There are chrysanthemums in the fence yard, and peonies are planted in small bridges.
This is not an ordinary family!
"Master, judging from my experience, this family is rich!" Sun Wukong concluded.
Sha Wujing said: "Master, judging from my experience, there is something delicious in this house. ”
Zhu Gangguan added: "Master, judging from my experience, there are many flowers and plants in the house, and there must be female dependents, and they are beautiful. You smell it, it's all rouge in the air. ”
Sun Wukong raised his hand and slapped him: "Idiot, don't forget your identity." You always think about women, are you worthy of Master's teachings all the way?"
Zhu Gangguan's eyes were shaken and he said, "Master's teachings, this guy is crazier than me when he sees a woman!"
However, Zhu Gangguan didn't dare to say it, so he could only nod his head humming to indicate that he was taught.
Sure enough, after listening to the analysis of the three apprentices, Tang San's eyes lit up, and then after tidying up his clothes: "Don't talk nonsense, we are serious monks." You go knock on the door first and see if there's anything beautiful inside...... Delicacies. ”
Zhu Gangguan was about to step forward, and Sun Wukong said: "Idiot, you and Senior Brother Sha's appearance and body shape are easy to scare people, so let's change it?"
The pig is three meters five tall, and the horizontal is almost three meters five, with a big pig head on his head, fangs bursting out of his mouth, and a wisp of mane on his neck.
And Sha Wujing is taller than Zhu Gangguan, four meters tall, with big shoulders and round waist, full body gada meat, and a tiger's back and bear's waist are not enough to describe his figure. With a beard, thick eyebrows and angry eyes, blue skin, and a fist skull hanging on his neck, it is even more terrifying than a pig gangguana!
The two pondered for a while, this is the truth.
In the past, when I was a monster, I practiced all my skills in appearance, how to be scary, how to come, so I could save a lot of effort when robbing.
It's different now, follow Tang San to bury the West Heaven to learn scriptures, you can't rob the house, then you have to sell kindness. The appearance of the two of them is really not good......
So the two of them turned around, shrunk to about 1.8 meters like Tang San's burial, and then turned into human appearances, and then stepped forward to knock on the door.
"Is there anyone? We are monks from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, who were ordered to go to the West Heaven to seek the true scriptures, passing by the treasure land, and want to ask for a bite of food and water to drink!"
Pig Gang shouted.
After a while, there was a sound of footsteps, and at the same time, a lazy voice sounded: "Monk from Dongtu? ”
As he spoke, the door opened, and a middle-aged woman walked out.
The woman was dressed in silk and tied in a bun, and although she was over thirty years old, she was like a girl in her twenties, her eyes were smart, and there was an indescribable warmth and temptation in her maturity.
Just a glance, Zhu Gangguan's eyes are straight!
Although he has seen countless fairies and Chang'e of the Moon Palace, he has only taken a fancy to Gao Cuilan in the Nether for so many years. And Gao Cuilan's appearance, there is no need to say more......
Later, he followed Tang Sanfu all the way west, and he never encountered a decent female monster.
Three or two years have passed, and he has long been dry and saliva, but he was actually given a clear spring, who can stand this!
The woman's lotus steps moved lightly, and while walking, the charm was not to mention the pig Gangguan, even Sha Wujing couldn't help but look at it twice.
But Sun Wukong didn't pay much attention to it, but looked around at the things in the yard.
Tang Sanfu also raised his eyebrows, and grinned: "Donor, the poor monk is a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and he is going to go to the West Heaven to seek the true scriptures." Passing by here, begging for a drink. ”
This woman was transformed by Lishan's old mother, her beautiful eyes flowed, and she looked at the fake Tang monk in front of her with a smile.
To her surprise, this fake Tang Seng turned out to be exactly the same as the real Tang Seng Monk, and the only difference was temperament.
How do you look at this, how do you look at it, how do you look like a brainless weak chicken, far from being as fairy as the real Tang monk.
Lishan's old mother said in her heart: "Sure enough, this fake Tang Seng is deliberately impersonating, not a misunderstanding, otherwise it would be impossible for the two of them to look exactly the same! ”
Thinking of this, Lishan's mother smiled and said: "Since it is a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, it is natural to entertain well." Come in......"