Chapter 952: Non-Professional Reviews, Don't Imitate!
"Wen Huite hereby reminds everyone that this ordinary member's comments are not necessarily very professional, they only represent his personal opinions, and do not represent the position of this station!" Wen Hui seriously gave everyone a preventive shot in advance, and the audience leaned forward and backwards with laughter, and tears splashed.
Followed by.
Lin Dong appears in the frame.
The first thing he said was, "Give me a mosaic too!"
As a result, his request was rejected by Wen Hui: "Only professionals play mosaics, but you are not!"
"I also have the right to **, okay!" Lin Dong's expression was a little aggrieved, you guys are so sad for me like this.
"Okay, then I'll mark you!" Wen Hui nodded compromisedly.
Then Lin Dong presented his name on the screen and marked it with a dispensable mosaic.
That's how non-professionals are treated!
The audience took a look.
Laughter erupted.
You are cross talk actors who have been delayed by the host and the Cork family! Let you seriously comment on the large mecha, what is the matter with the whole funny joke that you give everyone a good time? You do it like this, can we still read the comments well? What about being serious?
"Poof, I thought I could stand up and watch TV, but I didn't expect that I knelt down again!"
"Laughing to death, you will pay for your life!"
"Isn't it just a knee, take it if you want!"
"You guys are too young, learn a little, I didn't even think about standing up, the original kneeling posture has been kept still, saving worry and effort!"
"I know that the wood is very funny, after all, there is no normal person in the dormitory where he used to live, it is very reasonable for him to be a little infected, and he used to often show his middle two spirit in front of the public, but when did my sister Hui be so funny, I really don't know......! Such a funny Sister Hui, I really want one!"
"The screen is dirty, no, I have to lick it!"
"Can you stop a little, I hate you fans the most, young people don't study well, they don't work well, they don't know how to chase stars all day long! Shouldn't chasing stars be done by us old people who have the financial ability and free time to retire and have nothing to do?"
"Uncle, the turn is too urgent, please leave a steering wheel for us young people!"
"Give the old driver a pair of kneecaps!"
"Steady!"
"Old driver, take me!"
After the mosaic was hit, Lin Dong could finally comment with peace of mind.
Of course, he obviously didn't know that it was only his name on the screen that was marked with the mosaic, and the mosaic was so thin that it could be called a work of conscience, if the cavalry that the otaku watched and the mosaic was so conscientious, then it would definitely move people to tears!
"After the mosaic is put on, are you sure you don't recognize who I am?" Lin Dong suddenly asked again.
"You have to trust our technicians!" Wen Hui nodded seriously.
"Then I can rest assured to comment!" Lin Dong was overjoyed.
"Poof!"
"What a poor wood!"
"This story tells everyone that you must not believe in mosaics!"
"Seeing the cautious expression of the wood, I really can't help it, it's so funny!"
"Sister Hui's seriousness is the biggest highlight, okay!"
"yes, I almost believed it!"
"That's enough!"
"I don't laugh, I want to watch TV reviews well, I don't laugh, I don't laugh, poof......"
"About the large mecha, I think maybe it's true! Because, what? The professionals said it was fake? Just now they said that the large mecha was fake? Ah, this, then it could be fake, yes, it's fake!" Lin Dong commented with a serious face, and then when he heard Wen Hui say that the professionals in front of him judged that the large mecha was fake, he was immediately stunned, and finally reacted quickly to change the statement!
"Wood, where do you stand?"
"Are you a tease invited by the monkeys?"
"Haha, can you please comment on it? I always thought this was a very serious topic!"
"I'll give you a hundred likes for this review!"
"Same good reviews!"
"Then why do you think the large mecha in the video is fake? I know you are very unprofessional, but I want to know how to judge it from your point of view? Don't you think it is very real? It has good movement performance, strong firepower, and a very high hit rate, etc., etc., all of which show that it is more like a large mecha representing the latest technological power!" Wen Hui began her question.
"Yes, I think this test is great, too!" Lin Dong nodded.
"Then why do you think this thing is fake?" Wen Hui asked.
"Fake...... Uh, isn't that a professional who has proven it to be fake? I don't know why, but I'm sure it's fake!" explained Lin Dong in a matter-of-tentative manner.
"Hahahaha!"
"This explanation is the most plausible one I've ever seen in my life!"
"It doesn't get much better than this explanation!"
"Have you noticed that the wood that prepared a belly of manuscripts and was ready to make a vigorous review was taken into the ditch by Sister Hui all at once! Just now, Sister Hui said that professionals had argued that the large mecha was fake, and at that time, Mu's expression was very desperate!"
"It means that I also feel the despair of wood!"
"Wood is pitiful!"
"I think that wood's bewildered expression is so cute that it is going to bleed!"
"Ding Dong, successfully collected a fragment of the wood's bewildered expression!"
"Wait a minute, the video will come out, and I will watch it a hundred times!"
"Brush and brush!"
"Since you think it's fake, what do you think of this large mecha that looks real but is actually fake?" Wen Hui asked again.
"Views...... I think it's too fake, just like the real thing! Anyway, I can't see the flaw, yes, I'm not a professional! But it's definitely fake, you have to trust the judgment of professionals, my opinion is all a delusion! Is it really fake? You don't deliberately lead me into the ditch, right? It's already confirmed that it's fake, right? 100% sure? 100% sure, right? Okay, then it's a fake, although it looks real, but it's still fake! My opinion, my opinion is that this thing is too deceptive, I almost fell for it!" Lin Dong said, and asked Wen Hui seriously for verification, and finally got the answer was indeed false, and then completely admitted defeat.
"The wood is so pitiful, woo, Sister Hui, you are so ruthless, you took our wood into the ditch, and you are desperately pressing!"
"I just want to know what Wood is feeling right now!"
"Needless to say, my heart must be broken!"
"Haha!"
"There's a question, after the interview, will Sister Hui be beaten by the angry wood?"
"Sister Hui is also fighting for the ratings!"
"There is still a lack of ratings for every day?"
"To be precise, Sister Hui is to give us a big benefit to the audience, it's rare to see the wood being shabu like this, it's really happy!"
"I feel sorry for my husband!"
"Suddenly I think that Wood is actually a human being, everyone misunderstands him, if he is an alien, he must jump up and shoot around with a laser gun in a frenzy, right?"
"I think that wood is a human being, and it is impossible for aliens not to know what a mecha is!"
"Sure enough, it's like a mountain!"
"On the first day of the world, genetic scientists have also been dominated by large mechas, so I ask you if you are afraid!"
"The large mecha in the video is fake, so what do you think of this thing coming from the outside? What is the use of this obviously fake thing? It is impossible for a thing to be made meaninglessly, right? If what we see is fake, then is there a real large mecha?" Wen Hui threw several questions one after another.
"Really, I'm afraid there won't be a real one! Professionals say no, then there must be none! As for my opinion, it's too hateful, I thought it was true when I saw a large mecha come out, and I really wanted one to say! I thought it was fake, I guess someone must have known that I like mecha very much, and deliberately made this thing out to deceive my feelings! No, I mean they may have used this thing to mislead us! Since it is fake, there is nothing to say, I knew it was fake, and I wouldn't have come! No, it's not that I don't want to come to your show, I mean I don't need to be happy with a fake mecha, I originally wanted to try to see if I could copy one, but I didn't expect it to be a fake......" Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, looking like I had come to the wrong place.
"Wood has been deceived by people, it is really a happy thing to see, congratulations!"
"Congratulations!"
"Congratulations+1"
"Congratulations+2"
"Just now you said that you would imitate a mecha, have you always had such a plan?" Wen Hui suddenly paid attention to a certain detail.
"No, I'm very bored, no, I happened to have an idea after work, I happened to see the large mecha in the video, so I thought maybe I could try it in this area! But since it's fake, then I think it's better to forget it, it just so happens that I'm not a professional in this field, I'd better spend more time elsewhere!" Lin Dong hurriedly waved his hand.
"Although it's fake, do you think with our strength, can we replicate and restore a large mecha similar to the one in the video?" Wen Hui looked at Lin Dong.
"We can't build a real mecha, it should be possible to fake it, right? I think it can, maybe the master is in the people, and without the strength of the regular army, we ordinary civilians can make it!" Lin Dong said that he believed that the master was in the people.
"Even if you make it, you shouldn't be able to move, right?" Wen Hui questioned.
"Put more batteries in it, don't need the cab, put all the batteries in the space saved, and then install a few more engines...... Are you sure the mecha in the video is fake? You really don't lie to me? You answered me very seriously, okay, okay, I know, I'll go back...... What else can I talk about if it's fake? Looking at a fake mecha, my heart is very desperate! I want a real mecha, and there's nothing to say about the fake mecha! Let's just go back and ask the squad leader, can I transfer a sum of money to do this project, let's give it a try, see if we can make a real mecha......" Lin Dong spread his hands and said that there was nothing to say.
"Do you think the squad leader will agree to you taking a sum of money out to go out and go out to waste?" Wen Hui asked with a smile.
"I guess that's enough to choke...... Hey, I don't have much private money, forget it, I'll go back!" Lin Dong said in the end, very depressed and left.
"The above is a non-professional comment of an ordinary member, everyone, especially children, should not imitate!" Wen Hui also gave Lin Dong a critical hit damage at the end of the show.
The audience in front of the screen rolled on the floor with laughter.
This review.
It's so unprofessional!
However, everyone really wants to see such unprofessional reviews every day!
Especially the expressions inside the wood, it's no problem to make up enough emoticons, and it can be split into several emoji triplets.
For example, this one: put a mosaic on me too! Are you sure you don't recognize who I am? So I can comment with confidence! 2k reading network