There are many famous painters in the world, but the only one who is officially certified as an 'erotic painter'. But Egon Schiller was the only one.

The reason is simple. In 1912, Schiller was brought to court on charges of 'seducing underage girls'. Although he was not convicted in the end, he ended up in prison for distributing images containing erotic content in public places accessible to young children------ that is, his paintings.

It was because of this event that the public became known to Schiller as an 'erotic painter'.

The work of this genius painter inherits the Germanic 'melancholy' of the painter Dürer, which is also related to his life experience.

His father died at the age of fifteen, and he himself was still inexplicably dependent on his sister. Inferior and arrogant, believing that he could not find someone worthy to talk to at school, he was self-doubting and self-obsessed, often putting his own self-portrait and Dürer's Rembrandt's self-portrait together. Let the world talk about it. He was not able to handle the relationship with his mother, but he was extremely arrogant in front of her, and he once said in a letter: "In the future, the world's museums will be proud of his works and become monuments."

Of course, he eventually fulfilled this sentence, but at that time, he was officially certified as an 'erotic painter'. Because of this, the relationship with my mother deteriorated further.

In fact, for the art world, the fruit body has never been a big deal, and the world can find countless images in art history that are more 'erotic' than the women in Schiller's paintings. Works of art that can be painted for men despite their holy subject matter are, in a sense, much more 'vulgar' than Schiller.

However, like Schiller, real poses and real paintings have become representatives of eroticism.

His paintings only paint what he wants to paint, but they make everyone feel very unbearable.

Regarding this matter, Xiao Peng can only say that people who are clean in their hearts see everything cleanly. People who have dirty hearts see everything dirty.

However, it is definitely the most appropriate to ask Schiller to paint a portrait. Because he is probably one of the most narcissistic artists in the history of world art, although he only lived to be twenty-eight years old, he left more than a hundred self-portraits.

His self-portraits are distorted, furious, or serious. He is always ready to record the true feelings of his own inner world with his brush. If you want to study Schiller, it is very simple, just look at his paintings, and you can know Schiller's experience and mood at that time.

Another characteristic of Schiller's paintings is that he has a better control over the 'shape' than ordinary people! The figures in his paintings are often distorted and exaggerated to a certain extent, but in that way he still sticks to the structure of the form, highlighting a different kind of beauty. In Schiller's paintings, the use of body and gesture seems to be more like a deliberate symbol.

However, Schiller is definitely a painter who many people dare not love. Some people secretly liked Schiller's paintings for many years, but they were too embarrassed to ask people who he was, and when they later learned that he was a great artist, they felt high-end.

Many of the subjects of the body paintings that he is best known for may seem unremarkable, but it is important to know that Schiller was once the youngest student at the Vienna Academy of Arts, which means that his basic skills are no problem. He is a serious scholar, not a wild solitary Zen. His painting of the human body is nothing more than a choice of subjects for his own paintings.

As an aside, the highest auction record of all Schiller's paintings is a very rare landscape painting. It can be said that scarcity is expensive.

However, Xiao Peng asked Wolfgang to paint portraits of himself in Schiller's style, and his taste was quite heavy. Do you want to take a picture of yourself in an extremely distorted pose? This Nima is a little too much, isn't it?

In fact, Xiao Peng is also too worried, and people also have more serious paintings. As long as it's Schiller's style.

Pagio snapped his fingers, "Don't worry, I'll do this." I'll take two pictures of you in a moment and let him create his own. ”

Xiao Peng nodded, thinking that there was a big Schiller-style painting in the room, babble, Meidi is very!

When a few people were eating and chatting around the table, the door of the restaurant was pushed open, and Xiao Peng and the others followed the reputation, only to see that Di Wei and Li Ru walked in, and Di Wei was still holding his child with a happy expression.

But when he saw the food on the table, he directly made an opinion: "Brothers, you don't have to be righteous! I don't cook when I'm here, and you open your own small stove when I go out? Is this Brother Peng's cooking skills? Wife, you sit down first, and I'll go get the chopsticks." Brother Peng's cooking skills are top-notch!"

Di Wei stretched out his hand and pulled a chair for Li Ru to sit down, and handed the child to Li Ru. was about to run to get chopsticks, and Li Ru was saying hello to everyone.

Now Li Ru is like a different person, that is called gentleness.

Di Wei ran back with chopsticks and pulled a chair and sat down.

Yang Meng stretched out a finger and poked Di Wei's face: "Damn, buddy, what are you doing with this cheek? You don't treat yourself as an outsider, do you?

Cai Junwei also spoke: "That's right, why don't you get married, but I'm tired like a grandson, why don't you be a throwaway uncle, don't you see that I've lost weight?"

Di Wei smiled: "You have to understand me." How long has it been since I have seen my wife and children? How can I do it if I don't accompany them well? Dude, you are working hard, we brothers I believe, I don't want my father and them to organize my wedding, then I want LO to die. Wife, hurry up and eat. Eat with Brother Mengzi and Cai Fatzi, you have to use the robbery. ”

After speaking, he took the chopsticks and desperately put food on the small plate in front of Li Ru, and he also desperately stuffed it into his mouth.

Xiao Peng felt that something was wrong: "Di Wei, you took Li Ru and them out to play, and you didn't eat out? Why did you come back again? Seeing you like this, it's like a starving ghost reincarnated." ”

Di Wei's mouth was stuffed with food, and after listening to Xiao Peng's question, he sighed: "Brother Peng, you don't know, this Nima Stars and Stripes people are really too idle. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "What do you mean to be too idle? What does being too idle have to do with your hunger?"

Di Wei explained: "You don't know, I want to take my daughter-in-law and them to have a good time today, and it turns out that the whole city of Los Angeles is now on strike." ”

"Oh, why haven't we moved here, and what is it for?" said Padgio.

One of the ways in which the people of the Stars and Stripes love to express their opinions is to march in the streets, which can be said to be 'commonplace', and police stations throughout the Stars and Stripes have special departments responsible for reviewing and approving 'special events', that is, opportunities for demonstrations and so on.

And it's very easy to pass the audit, as long as you don't block the traffic arteries, don't shout slogans in residential areas, and have enough police to assist, then you can get permission to carry out activities and conduct demonstrations in places permitted by local laws.

The Stars and Stripes are also interesting, no matter what your purpose is, do you want to promote environmental protection, or do you want to form a group to call the president an idiot, or even to promote Nazis? As long as you apply and meet the rules, then approve it. Who allowed the Stars and Stripes constitution to protect 'freedom of expression'?

It's just that sometimes things can be messed up, such as the march of the 'white supremacy' organization in Virginia, which ended up with up to 6,000 participants, shouting racist slogans and making Nazi gestures!

It is said that this strange parade can only take place in the country of Stars and Stripes, even in Germany, the birthplace of the Nazis, because in Germania, the law clearly stipulates that anything involving the Nazis is illegal and must be severely punished.

That's why, despite the Second World War, the Germans never ran away from this history. I've been facing my mistakes. So today, it is respected by all countries in the world. Not as annoying as some countries that refuse to confront history.

Xiao Peng was also curious: "What? What kind of 'white supremacy' is messing around on the street this time? That's why you ran back?"

Di Wei shook his head: "What, something so big happened in Virginia, who would dare to let them march again? This parade is not racist, but we Huaxia people should stay away, this matter is still a little concerned about us." ”

"What's the matter, why does it have anything to do with us again?" Xiao Peng asked puzzled.

"Well, you know Los Angeles is going to host the Olympics again, right?" asked Dick rhetorically.

Xiao Peng nodded, this Los Angeles has hosted two Summer Olympics, the 10th Olympic Games in 1932 and the 23rd Olympic Games in 1984. Recently, it was awarded the right to host the 2028 Olympic Games.

The Olympic Games were once a major event that countries around the world were vying for, and it was the best opportunity to show their national style to other countries.

Take the 08 Kyoto Olympics as an example, when more than 30 countries and regions competed with China for the right to host the Olympic Games. In the end, it was decided that Huaxia Kyoto would compete with Istanbul, Osaka, Paris, and Toronto, and in the end, the Olympic Committee did the wisest and most regrettable thing for them, which was to let Huaxia host the Olympics.

As a result, the greatest Olympic Games in the history of the Olympic Games appeared in front of people, and since then, there has been a saying that "after 08, there will be no more Olympics". It turned out that various countries were scrambling for the right to host the Olympic Games, and suddenly all countries lost interest----- anyway, it can't compare to China, and it is better not to hold an Olympic Games that makes countries around the world complain and embarrass people.

Just like Zeng Xiaoxian's classic line in the TV series "Love Apartment": 'Why did Beckham play a football at the closing ceremony of the Kyoto Olympics?''Oh, he meant to say: You have done the Olympics so well, we will also hold a ball.' ’

Anyway, there are fewer and fewer countries that are still applying to host the Olympics. Only two cities compete for the right to host the 2024 Olympic Games, namely Paris, Gaul, and Los Angeles, the Stars and Stripes.

The Olympic Committee will also do things, what are you fighting for? Paris in 2024! Los Angeles in 2028!

It's not that the Olympic Committee has coped with the matter, but I'm really afraid that what if that day comes, and no one really applies for the right to host the event?

What the chairman of the Olympic Committee is most afraid of now is that in the future, if no one really reviews the Olympic Games, what will he do? What worries his old man about this is that his hair is falling down one by one, and now he is about to become bald. In the end, there was no way to openly study whether the Olympics could be held in the form of designating a venue。。。。。。

Of course, this is simply impossible, so he began to strongly appeal (fool) to the big countries to play the role of a great power and assume more responsibility----- Didn't you Kyoto host the Olympic Games? What magic capital, Chongqing, Shenzhen and other places have not yet held, let them hold it, how good is it to hold one session by one person。。。。。

However, Huaxia's attitude obviously disappointed them, Huaxia said that they would not consider applying to hold such an event in 50 years, you can worry about it yourself.

In fact, some countries really want to host the Olympic Games, for example, the three countries of India, they directly applied for the right to host the 2032 Olympic Games, but unfortunately the Olympic Committee directly rejected it.

After all, the environment of the three countries is a problem, holding a Commonwealth Games, known as 'the worst in history', the opening ceremony is still being held inside, the opening ceremony outside the main stadium just built overpass collapsed inexplicably, holding a cricket competition, dozens of athletes from other countries have not yet played, they were sent to the hospital for rescue.

Is this a place for them to host the Olympics? Is that a place for athletes to play with their lives?

After rejecting Yin San's application, the Olympic Committee once again proposed that Huaxia take over the 2032 Olympic Games, but the enthusiastic and kind Chinese people hoped that the competition would still be held by Yin San.

In fact, the people of Los Angeles were very welcoming to the Olympics at the beginning, and Boston should have applied for the Olympics at the earliest, but the local people did not support the Olympics. So I applied for it from Los Angeles instead.

In 2015, Los Angeles announced that it would replace Boston and officially become the city representing the Stars and Stripes in its bid to host the 2024 Summer and Paralympic Games.

It's just that because of the London and Rio Olympics, garlic seedlings are long, and garlic seedlings are ----- not as good as a stubble. The national link for the 2024 Olympics was launched, and in the end only Paris and Los Angeles remained.

At that time, Los Angeles was able to hold on, but since seeing the tragic situation of the plastic surgery Winter Olympics, the people of Los Angeles regretted it. The 2028 Olympic Games? Whoever wants to play will play! Not to mention spending manpower and material resources, this is not good, it will be a shame for the whole world!

Uh, it's all to blame Huaxia, you guys did so well in the Olympics, we still have a ball!