"Woo woo, he said he was your friend, you asked him to come......"

"You believe what others say so casually?"

"He also called out my name......"

"Is your name a top-secret document?"

"He also invited me to eat candy ......"

“……”

Looking at the volcano whose face was so ugly that he was so angry that he couldn't speak, everyone present really bowed to crocodile tears. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Everyone with eschatological values has come to a conclusion: such a simple and stupid woman is simply unreasonable if she doesn't deceive!!

Volcano sighed softly, wanting to leave her alone, wanting to turn around and leave, wanting to go back to find the quilt bed where her husband was not at home...... But who made Lao Tzu inexplicably "like" this stupid girl.

(The protagonist is poisonous to the bones, take a pack of banlan root to survive, and it is sold in major pharmacies, welcome to continue your life.) ）

"Talk?"

Different from the anger and corruption when talking to Lu Liangren, when Volcano looked at the captain, his flat voice did not contain any emotion, but it gave people a very strong sense of danger, which made the regular army on the opposite side enter a state of defense.

I'm afraid the next road will not be easy...... The captain glanced at the stinger-carrying men in the convoy opposite, his brow furrowed.

This Shen Jinghao is worthy of being an arms smuggler, and even the missiles are sent to the field, 500,000 won a shot, this is the rhythm of preparing to stone them to death with money?

Plus...... The captain stopped his gaze on the volcano again, probably that person didn't expect that there would be an A-class mercenary mixed in his defective product, right?

After thinking for a while, the captain made a choice, and he said in the same indifferent tone: "It's not that we can't talk about it, our task this time is to pick up the hydra XI." As for the girl you want, anyway, the hydra XI is going to be sold when you bring it back, so it's better to sell it here. ”

Hearing the captain's words, the vicious dog, Shen Jinghao, and Volcano, codenamed Hydra, were all stunned, although they didn't know why, but the captain seemed to have misunderstood something, and for a while, the minds of the three of them turned rapidly.

What the hydra thought was: The other party clearly said that he was sending this group of regular troops to pick up the "goods," but now it has changed to pick me up, but is it necessary for me to explain this situation to them? No, of course, I don't say it, I said that this group of regular troops will not care about me anymore, and it is better to make mistakes and save my own life first.

What Volcano thought was: It was obvious that the other party mistakenly thought that the polyp was the main target of the mission this time, and the silly Ni was the object that the target person was carrying with him and faked the public to help privately, what a beautiful and graceful misunderstanding......

What Shen Jinghao thought about was: whether to get the golden doll first or kill the vicious dog first, this is a difficult problem, and it must be carefully considered.

As a super old fritter, the volcano was very concerned about Shen Jinghao's thoughts, so he followed the captain's words and asked the hydra: "Although it makes me very unhappy that you kidnapped my person and sold it to me, but since the matter has happened, let's quote a price." ”

As for whether the hydra will pick him up, the stubble volcano is not worried at all.

Sure enough, the hydra answered without thinking about it: "500 million." ”

Although this price is amazing, both Volcano and Shen Jinghao are ready for the other party to open their mouths, so they are not surprised.

The most surprising thing was the captain.

From the captain's point of view, things are like this: one day, the leader suddenly called him and issued an order, saying that a horse boy from the Shen family in the 109 base had defected and would come over with something important to surrender to Cheng and let him be responsible for picking up people.

The consistent style of a soldier is to just complete the task, regardless of why, since the leader asked him to take the hydra, then he only took the hydra.

As for Lu Liangren, the captain originally thought that she was the daughter-in-law of the hydra, but later learned from their conversation that the polyp just wanted to abduct and sell her.

Although the squadron leader learned from the conversation with the hydra later that this woman was "dreamed of" by Shen Jinghao, the third child of the Shen family, he also thought that it was just the thoughts of men and women.

And now when he heard the price of 500 million polyids, the captain rubbed his chin and said in his heart: Could it be true love?

Seeing that this woman only looked at the volcano from beginning to end, and didn't give Shen Jinghao a single look, the captain further thought: Could it be a love triangle?

Looking at the obvious cooperation between Shen Jinghao and Volcano, the whole story line is very clear-

Shen Jinghao, who is rich and short, really loves this woman, but this woman has a leg with the poor and handsome volcano, and the water polya who is about to defect sees that she is beautiful and easy to deceive, so he wants to disgust the former master before leaving, and he is abducted by the way, but as a result, the rich and short frustration and the poor handsome who are rivals in love join forces to save the United States regardless of their previous suspicions...... This is really a bloody love drama that can be sung and cried!

Whether it is a silly white sweet heroine or a poor and handsome male protagonist, it is a pity that Shen Jinghao, after all, with his image, he can't even be an infatuated male protagonist, and the current male protagonist is basically a handsome, rich and infatuated perfect warm man who is more male than the male protagonist, but unfortunately the female protagonist can't be looked down on even if she is dead or alive.

"500 million......" Shen Jinghao hesitated, there was no money to make after buying it like this.

Volcano looked sideways at him: "You give the money first, count me as borrowing." ”

Shen Jinghao was stunned.

, is Lao Tzu so familiar with you? 500 million! If you say you can borrow, why do you want to borrow? Is it because of your big face?...... Although there was a series of complaints in his heart, Shen Jinghao really nodded and agreed.

That's it, even if you spend money to buy a high-level thug, with this 500 million yuan loan, you can toss the volcano for at least a few years.

The captain of the girl with a cold appearance and a girl in her heart also nodded when she saw this, and sure enough, at the critical moment, the male protagonist is always better than the male partner, and the most important thing is ...... I was finally able to send this woman away who had been crying all the way.

Hydra is also very satisfied, with this money, he found an opportunity to get rid of this group of regular troops and fly away from now on, as for the reaction of the original buyer on the side of the 113 base, it is up to this brain-dead captain to handle it himself, and he doesn't care about it.

Seeing that the perfect ending of hello, hello, hello, everyone, was about to be presented, Lu Liangren suddenly stopped crying, stood up with a wink and said seriously: "No!"

"Why?" Shen Jinghao asked quickly, but the volcano couldn't stop it.

"Because I said in vain, if someone wants to buy me in the future, let him roll if it is less than 1 billion won! How far is the thought, let him roll! How fast is the speed of light, let him roll as fast!" After finishing speaking, Lu Liangren lowered his head and sat down.

Quack Quack Quack ...... It was windy, the sky was full of crows, and everyone looked at the woman blankly.

I've really seen stupid, I've never seen such stupid!!

Lu Da GM couldn't help but say: "Lu Liangren, since the day I met you, my understanding of the lower limit of human IQ has been constantly refreshing...... I was suddenly able to understand how Bian Baixian felt when he said this. ”

Lu Liangren closed her eyes in embarrassment, and dozens of disdainful gazes were like a mountain pressing on her head, pressing her almost out of breath.

In fact, she knew in her heart that it was inappropriate to say this at this time, but this was a matter of vain, so even if she knew that it was not suitable, she had to do it hard.

Her difficulty in choosing makes her judge not what consequences will occur after saying it and what consequences will occur if she doesn't say it, but who it represents when she says it or not.

This sentence was given to her by Bian Baixian, so it represents Bian Baixian.

Not to mention that it is more in line with the interests of the volcano, so it represents the volcano.

So in comparison with the two, the result is self-evident, and Bian Baixian killed the volcano in seconds without discussion.

It's just that this foolish way of thinking, how can she explain to these people, only silence, no one will understand her anyway.