"The little ones don't dare, no, no, the slaves don't dare!" His Royal Highness the Prince's words frightened Li Yue out of his body. Dare to love yourself Is it true that you have encountered a murderous pervert who is uncertain?

Facing the gaze of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, Li Yue became more and more panicked. This is a yellow-haired boy, you are afraid of a fart, you are a new youth in the 21st century, a college student who defeats all bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods!

"Please forgive His Royal Highness the Prince!" Li Yue fell to his knees all of a sudden, although the man had gold under his knees, but if he was dead, what was the use of gold!

"Do you know that Ximeng is not in the palace?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was aggressive, who is this Ximeng, Li Yue became more and more panicked in his heart, and hurriedly replied, "Your Highness, the slave really doesn't know." ”

"That's it, I'll tease you. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince felt a little angry and funny. He quietly watched the person in front of him perform, isn't it ten years later, she really forgot who she is?

"His Royal Highness the Prince!" someone called outside the door. "What's the matter?" The door opened, and a eunuch walked in and leaned over: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, it's time to eat, the queen called the servants to pass on His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to go to the Renming Hall to dine together." ”

"You go back and tell the queen mother that the palace will not accompany the queen mother to eat together today, but will eat in the east palace. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince waved his hand after speaking. "Yes, the minion is gone. With that, the eunuch slowly withdrew and closed the door.

After the door closed, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince turned around and suddenly smiled at Li Yue. Li Yue's heart was a little hairy. It seems that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince usually goes to dine with the queen mother. But today...... "His Royal Highness the Prince, why don't you go to dinner with the queen today?" As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yue wanted to slap himself, as the saying goes, more is better than less. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is also above one person and above ten thousand, what he wants to do, how can he be supervised by a little Tai.

"Maybe it's because of you. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who was sitting on the bed, squinted at him. Said unhurriedly.

Hit, hit, hit............ Stop, what kind of strange unfolding is this, the glance that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince looked at himself just now seemed to have some ambiguity. I'll go, Li Yue's mind spun quickly. During the Northern Song Dynasty, I didn't hear of a prince who was a good man, or a good eunuch. My mother, this has become a eunuch, it's not enough, do you want to make yourself a prisoner of someone?

"Let's make tea for Hongu. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince pointed to the teapot on the table. "Wow. After speaking, Li Yue trembled and moved to the table, and when he poured water into the cup, some of the tea was spilled.

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to you. After saying that, the young man smiled slightly, his eyes full of tenderness.

Seeing His Royal Highness the Prince's smile, Li Yue's heart was touched. Go away, go away! Li Yue scolded in his heart, I am a pure man, a straight man, I have a girlfriend!" Although he was a little unhappy in his heart, Li Yue still smiled and handed the tea to His Royal Highness the Prince.

The sudden knock on the door ...... "Bang Bang" startled Li Yue, and his hands trembled, and the hot water in the cup was about to spill out. Say it's urgent, it's fast. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince quickly stood up, rushed over, and took the teacup from Li Yue's hand. Li Yue didn't stand firm on one foot, and he was about to fall. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince grabbed Li Yue's waist as soon as he grabbed it. This posture seems a little ambiguous.

The door had already been pushed open, "Your Royal Highness the Prince, are you alright?" I just came in and saw this scene. Bing Shang hurriedly turned around. Li Yue took the opportunity to stabilize his figure, broke away from His Royal Highness the Prince's hand, stepped aside, stood aside, and hung his hands.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince stood up straight, brought the glass of water to his lips, and blew it. "What's the matter, Bing Shang?" he took a sip of tea.

"The father-in-law of the imperial dining room has already brought dinner. After speaking, Bing Shang flashed to the side, and several eunuchs lined up at the door with boxes containing vegetables.

"Come in. The eunuch removed the snack box and tea from the table in the hall. Then the dishes began to be laid out one by one.

"Flower cooking quail, lychee white kidney, shrimp hooves, pork belly fake burbot ray, clams, blood meal soup, milk jade soup, crab stuffed with fang. ”

I'll go, eat and eat, and order the name of the dish. And this is not a palace dinner, is it necessary to be so extravagant? Although Li Yue has never heard of these dishes, just looking at them and the taste is already making his mouth water.

After serving, the eunuch at the head said, "Please have dinner for the prince." And he withdrew.

Bing Shang stood beside His Royal Highness the Prince, and suddenly his eyes rushed to Li Yue, at this time, Li Yue's eyes were full of those delicacies, and after waking up, he didn't eat a drop of water, let alone eat.

"Xiao Lezi, why don't you hurry up and serve His Royal Highness the Crown Prince for dinner!" This angry rebuke pulled Li Yue back from the fantasy of food.

No, if you have a meal, what do you have to serve, do you want a big man to feed you? Thinking like this in his heart, Li Yue still stood obediently beside the prince.

"That's it, that's it, little fun, Bing Shang, you can also sit down and dine with me. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince raised his chopsticks and spoke softly.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, his status is noble, how dare his subordinates trespass!" Seeing that Li Yue was already busy sitting down, Ji Shang glared at him fiercely. Little brother, if you don't eat, I still have to eat, people are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, I'm hungry. I don't know how long this little body has been hungry.

"Let's all sit down and eat!" Seeing that Bing Shang was still unwilling to sit down, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was a little angry, "This palace orders you to sit down and eat!" Speaking of this, Bing Shang was no longer easy to refuse, sat down, and glanced at Li Yue angrily, this little guard looked only thirteen or fourteen years old, and his temper was quite fierce.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, do you still have chopsticks?" When Li Yue sat down, he found that there were only His Highness's bowls and chopsticks on the table.

"Chopsticks?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was a little puzzled, Li Yue pointed to the chopsticks in His Royal Highness the Prince's hand, "Do you mean chopsticks?" Oh, by the way, the name chopsticks seems to have been popular since the Ming Dynasty.

"Yes, yes!" Li Yue nodded quickly. "There should be a spare box over there, Sho Shang, you go and take a look. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince commanded.

Although he was a little reluctant, he still went over and took two dishes and chopsticks.

"Ah, it's full. "Although in ancient times, it was all coarse tea and light rice, and the condiments were not as fine and varied as they are now. But palace cuisine is palace cuisine after all.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, this is a proper five-star, no, the level of a six-star hotel!"

It's over, and when he is full, Li Yue can't control his mouth a little. Forget that this is not in modern times. "What five-star, six-star?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was interested, "Do you think this meal is not good enough?" he asked playfully.

"You blame me wrong, Your Highness, I mean, this dish is like the Qiong Yao jade dew eaten by the gods in the sky, phoenix marrow and dragon liver. It tastes great. Li Yue immediately had a smile on his face and praised it as much as he could, but the taste was really good.

Hearing this, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince actually smiled heartily. Bing Shang looked at the two of them with an angry expression.

As soon as they finished eating, the eunuchs waiting outside came in to clean up the table.

"Your Royal Highness the Prince, your appetite is really good today. The eunuch in charge who came in saw that the food on the table was almost eaten, and couldn't help but smile, "When you had dinner with the queen mother yesterday, you always didn't eat much, and the mother was also distressed when she saw it." ”

It seems that this eunuch came from Niangniang's side to deliver food. "Today, I'm going back to tell Niangniang that His Royal Highness the Prince's appetite is good, and Niangniang will be relieved. Hearing the eunuch say this, Li Yue couldn't help but turn around and bow his head. You can't show the eunuch the grease stains on your mouth.

After the meal was cleaned up, the eunuchs brought a few more pastries and fruits. The freshly filled tea was also put in. I'll go, the life of this ancient prince is too good, and he will be the emperor in the future. I saw that Li Yue was envious in his heart. Why am I so miserable, others have crossed over to become a prince, and I have crossed over to become a eunuch! I am still a little eunuch with no name and no points, and even a guard has to bully me. Li Yue's psychology was a resentment.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, it's not too early. It's time to get ready to rest. Ji Shang, who was standing on the side, said. When is this time, it's time to rest, I've just eaten, I can't go out for a walk, and I can't eat?

"Hmm!" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince nodded, and at this moment, suddenly there was a sound of wind and fire from outside.

"Brother Huang, Brother Huang!" a crisp and slightly childish young man's voice came. He called these few times as if the person was in front of him, but he walked for a while before he reached the door.

The one who came in was a prince who was slightly tall but not as good as His Royal Highness the Prince, and his face was not as mature as His Royal Highness the Prince, but with a sense of innocence and ease.

"His Royal Highness King Jia, why did you come to the East Palace at this time!"

"No courtesy!" said King Jia, with a hint of excitement in his tone. "Brother Huang, I heard that you saved a little eunuch yesterday. "It seems that His Royal Highness King Jia is even more innocent, compared to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, it is more in line with the character of this age.

"Brother Huang is the Prince's Holy Body, how can he take risks for a eunuch?" King Jia said with some complaints, but suddenly he said sharply, "Tell me quickly, is there anything unique about that eunuch?" After finishing speaking, he saw Li Yue standing quietly aside.

"Ah, it can't be him. With that, King Jia rushed to Li Yue. "Minion, raise your head and let this king see. As he spoke, he forcibly lifted Li Yue's face.

No, no, Li Yue is about to curse in his heart. What kind of place did this cross for me? One by one, they were interested in eunuchs. Then you see, and I will see with you. Seeing that King Jia looked at him directly, Li Yue also looked at him directly, anyway, they are all big men, I don't believe you can still see the sparks coming out again.

King Jia, who was originally lively by nature, couldn't help but become scared when he saw that these big eyes were still staring straight at him.

He blushed, hurriedly let go of the hand that was pinching Li Yue's face, returned to His Royal Highness the Prince, and said, "This, this, the little eunuch is really beautiful." After speaking, he turned his head and didn't dare to look at Li Yue again.

At this time, Li Yue was really about to vomit blood. No, although I'm pretty handsome, but that's for girls to see screaming (purely for lewdness), how can it make men blush?

"Well, I have something to tell you. "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince pulled back King Jia. Then he motioned to Ji Shang, "I have something to discuss with King Jia, you can take Xiaole down first." With that, he paused and pondered, "Just arrange for him to sleep in my side room." ”

"But, His Royal Highness the Prince, the side room is ......" As soon as Yan Shang heard that he wanted Li Yue to sleep in the side room, he hurriedly came out to object. But His Royal Highness the Crown Prince didn't let it go, so he waved his hand and signaled to go down.

When he walked out of the door, Li Yue could still feel the malicious eyes of Bing Shang. Hey, brother, it's your master who wants to have a relationship with me, and besides, I'm still a eunuch, how can you blame me.

It was already dark outside, the courtyard was lit up, and the moonlight sprinkled the land. Seeing this scene, Li Yue couldn't help but poke his head out of the corridor and look at the sky in the courtyard. Wow, the textbooks really don't lie. The ancient moon is really modern and big, and it's round.

"Hey, don't look around. Be careful that the father-in-law who was beaten up was caught, and he would inevitably be beaten!" Bing Shang didn't seem to be in such a bad mood at the moment, but had a trace of sympathy for this little eunuch's uninformed appearance.

"You just sleep here!" Sho Shang pushed open the door, took out the fire fold from his bosom, and lit the candle in the room. As the candlesticks lit up one by one, the appearance of the room gradually revealed.

Although the beds are not as luxurious as those in His Royal Highness the Prince's house, they are also comfortable and elegantly furnished. Next to it is a desk and a cushion. There are also many books and rolled-up bamboo tubes.

"When His Highness comes down to guests, he sometimes arranges for guests to rest in the side room. As he spoke, there was a hint of disdain and resentment in his tone, "How can a lowly person like you live in this house and sleep in this bed!"

I !!! heard the words of Bing Shang, and the fire in Li Yue's heart rose spontaneously, and I endured it! As the saying goes, when a person is under the eaves, how can he not be stabbed, sent under the fence, and criticized by others. What else can I do, bear with me!!

"Thank you, Guard!" Li Yuepi replied with a smile. Send this Buddha away. "I don't believe in Jiong, my surname is Li, my name is Li Jishang!"

This little guard, still kicking his nose in the face, isn't he just a prince's guard, not a dog, I really want to raise my fist and kill you.

"Although I am the prince's bodyguard, my father is the prime minister of the dynasty, Li Bangyan and Li Prime Minister. "This is the son of the prime minister, the son of bullshit.

"Yes, the slave knows that he is wrong, Guard Li, if you don't send it away. Li Yue hurriedly lowered his head, lowered his hands, and looked like a send-off, anyway, neither of us will see anyone, your lord should leave quickly.

Li Zhishang was also inconvenient to say more, snorted, and turned to leave. Li Yue fell into deep thought. Li Bangyan, the name is so familiar. Northern Song Dynasty, Li Bangyan. Ah, isn't it the one who won the favor of Song Huizong by playing football and Gao Yu, and got the so-called prime minister position, prime minister.

The picture of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains was painted by Wang Ximeng and dedicated to Song Huizong. Then His Royal Highness the Crown Prince should be the eldest son of Song Huizong, the future Qinzong, Zhao Huan. Then who is that King Jia? When the book is used, he hates it less, and he only blames it for not listening to it well and remembering it well when he first studied history.

After thinking through and understanding what dynasty this was, Li Yue couldn't hold it back. He began to look east and west, and when he reached the wall, he seemed to hear a conversation. When Bing Shang brought himself over just now, he only walked a corridor to arrive, which should be next door to His Royal Highness the Prince's bedroom.

Just now, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince wanted to talk about something with King Jia, so he drove himself out, but he wanted to hear what secrets they were talking about.

Li Yue pressed his ears to the wall, but what he heard was still vague and ambiguous.

And over there, after Ji Shanggang took Li Yue away. "Brother Huang, what's wrong?" King Jia looked at the figure behind the door when Ji Shang took Li Yue away.

"Why did you want to drive him away?" said King Jia, a little puzzled.

"You don't recognize her yet, do you?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's expression softened a lot.

"Recognize him?" King Jia tilted his head, thinking carefully in his mind, "I know him?" As he spoke, King Jia suddenly smiled maliciously, "However, this little eunuch is really handsome, no wonder you want to save him." As he spoke, he poked His Royal Highness the Crown Prince with his finger.

"Ah Kai, don't tease your imperial brother!" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince suddenly said with a straight face, "Do you remember the Lord Shule who played with us when you were children?"

"Lord Shule?" King Jia fell into deep thought, "Which Lord of Shule is here?" King Jia touched his head vigorously.

"Don't touch it, do you remember when you were five years old, who snatched the rock sugar gourd that Uncle Wang brought you from outside the palace?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said this, and King Jia suddenly realized, he patted his head and almost screamed.

"You mean that barbarian lord!"

"Shut up and be quiet. The crown prince hurriedly covered King Jia's mouth. "Oh, got it. I'm sorry, Brother Royal. King Jia quickly apologized. "No, Brother Huang, you know her, she knows you, why do you still call me to whisper, so mysterious. King Jia pouted, looking aggrieved.

"Well, that's where it's weird. The prince sighed, and his tone became heavy, "I asked her during the day, and she didn't seem to remember who I was. ”

"Could it be that she deliberately denied you?" asked King Jia, "after all, it has been so many years since her father kicked her out of the palace. How can you be sure it's her?" sighed.

"No, I specifically mentioned Ximeng, but she didn't seem to know her, and her personality was not at all like the original strong her. However, I will not admit the birthmark of the jade pendant on her hand. The prince shook his head, nodded there again, picked up the teacup, and took a sip of water.

"That's right, she was a crazy girl at that time, a few of us princes, who hasn't been bullied by her. As he spoke, King Jia laughed again. "Although she snatched my sugar gourd at the beginning, she gave me two more sugar gourds and refused to tell me where she got them. ”

Kawang seemed to be stuck in memory. Although it was only six or seven years ago, in my mind, it seems like a long, long time.

"Look at her now, she is submissive, and she doesn't even say a word when she bullies her like that. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince sighed again. A strange feeling rose from my heart. This girl was still a little girl when she was driven away by her father, and now she is in her prime. but suddenly blended into the palace.

She sneaked into the palace to find his brother, Wang Ximeng. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said firmly. "You mean, Brother Simon?" said King Jia, surprised. Wang Ximeng was a proud disciple of his father, and a few years ago, he presented a picture of "A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains", which was very pleasing to his father.

"But, Father, doesn't it mean that he has contracted an incurable disease and has passed away. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince fell into deep thought, and he did not speak more. Instead, he drank tea quietly.

"What, what county lord?" Li Yue clung to the wall, but he could hear very little. Isn't it often described in TV dramas that the partition wall has ears, and you can hear shocking secrets when you pass by? But this, I really can't hear anything, I was really deceived by the TV series.

The voice over there gradually became quieter, Li Yue held his breath and listened quietly.

"Haven't you rested yet?" I went, and suddenly a man's voice came from the door, which scared Li Yue so much that he was about to have a heart attack.

"His Royal Highness King Jia, the slave will immediately turn off the lights and go to sleep. This obvious voice made Li Yue hear it at once, it was King Jia.

"Turn off the lights, sleep?" King Jia wondered, "How do you turn off the lights?" It's over, the spoken language of modern people can't be changed for a while, and Li Yue forgot that ancient people can't understand modern people. “

Your Majesty, the minion will turn off the lights and go to sleep. After finishing speaking, Li Yue hurriedly blew out all the candles in the house. Then he stayed there quietly. After a while, King Jia's footsteps gradually faded away.

Li Yue breathed a sigh of relief. I haven't taken off my clothes yet, so how can I sleep? Thinking about it, Li Yue was about to reach out to the wall and touch the switch to turn on the light.

"Song Dynasty and Song Dynasty, how can there be a switch. Li Yue felt like he was going crazy. Luckily, the moon was round and bright tonight, and some of the moonlight leaked in through the screens. It was enough for Li Yue to touch the bed.

"Let's sleep tonight with our clothes on. As soon as he lay on the bed, Li Yue felt relieved. It seems that no matter when and where, the bed will always be the best companion of human beings. After such a toss this afternoon, lying on the bed, Li Yue immediately felt sleepy. The eyelids are getting heavier and heavier.

"Arlene!" Li Yue walked in the endless dark night. From time to time, a few candlesticks flashed around, and suddenly, a candlestick appeared in front of me. As the differential blew, the flame did not move. How could the flame not move, Li Yue was full of doubts, he reached out to touch the flame, but found that the flame had no temperature at all, it turned out to be a fake flame made of LED lights.

Li Yue was still looking at the candlestick, and at this time, a face appeared in front of Li Yue, it was Arlene. "Li Yue, you went there to play again, I've been waiting for you here, and my phone is out of battery!" Ling Lin grabbed Li Yue's ears and reprimanded.

"But I called you. It's you who didn't pick it up. Li Yue touched his pocket and went to find his mobile phone, but suddenly felt a rush to urinate.

"Arlene, I'll go to the toilet first, okay. Without finishing speaking, Li Yue hurriedly rushed out to find the toilet. I searched and searched, and after searching for a long time, I finally saw a urinal.

"Saved!" Li Yue was overjoyed, and hurriedly stood in front of the urinal, unbuckled his belt, pulled off the zipper, and then went to help his ...... "Ah, it's gone, it's gone!" Li Yue's underneath was empty. No, how can I go to the toilet!

"I'll go!" Li Yue scolded and woke up with urine. He quickly got out of bed, rushed out, and when he got to the door, he looked left and right, where the toilet was.

Li Yue looked to the left and saw Ji Shang, who was standing in front of the door of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, dozing there. Li Yue rushed to him without saying a word. "Who!" Blaze Shang woke up from his drowsiness, and swung his fist out, tiger and tiger.

Fortunately, Li Yue dodged quickly, otherwise, this punch. I'm afraid that half of my life is gone. "Sho Shang, no, no, Guard Li. Brother Li!!" Li Yue clutched his grip tightly. "Where's the bathroom, big brother, I want to go to the toilet!"

"My mother, big brother, thatched toilet, thatched toilet, I have an urgent need to urinate, I can't hold it back!" Only then did Bing Shang understand what Li Yue said, and hurriedly pointed to the southwest direction of the East Palace.

"Thank you, big brother!" Li Yue rushed to the southwest corner like an arrow, although this small house did not have any toilet labels and signs, but the smell made Li Yue sure, yes. Just about to stand and release water in the pit, holding on to the empty crotch, Li Yue patted his head hard, I am already a eunuch. I want to cry without tears.

Hurriedly took off his pants, squatted on the pit, and released himself to his heart's content. It's so comfortable, I didn't expect to become a eunuch, I couldn't even hold my urine, it's really miserable. Squatting on the pit, Li Yue tilted his head, completely ignoring the smell, his heart was full of pimples, this was the next day, and he thought that he would return to normal after waking up. But he still seems to be here.

What should I do, Mom and Dad? What should I do, Ling Lin? What's the point of going back now? I'm already a cripple. I never thought that I would become the only eunuch in the 21st century. No, it should be the twelfth century, and eunuchs were a common profession. Hey, it's hard to put into words.