Chapter 32: Confessions, Exams, and Comics

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"I made this post today, and I mustered up a lot of courage, but you don't have to doubt my motives, and I ask you not to doxx me, I'm purely uneasy about my conscience, I want to vent it, I won't fight anyone, and I won't expose any units, if you have any questions, you can leave a message below after reading the post, and I will answer them one by one. ”

"I am twenty-seven years old, two years after graduating from university, and currently working as a civil servant in my hometown of zhèngfu, yes, I am the legendary servant of the people, and the landlord majored in Chinese at university, which is one of the liberal arts majors that are called unfutured. ”

"Some people may think that there are more girls in the liberal arts, as long as the boys have a little appearance, there will inevitably be groups of girls around, I can only say that the classmates who have this kind of thinking are too stupid and naïve, the truth is that even if there are occasional female classmates around, they are by no means attracted by the literary temperament of your nostalgic era, but to unite to tell you, as a liberal arts boy, how unworthy of being entrusted for life. ”

Tragically, whenever you want to fight back, they immediately come up with the official unified employment rate number, which is clearly written in black and white, and the liberal arts dominate nine of the ten industries with the lowest employment rates. ”

"The funny thing is that when these liberal arts women set up their boyfriends, the first thing is that the other party must die science and engineering boys, for this, I have the heart to roar, but I have no confidence, because our band (the landlord is a bass player) A buddy who studied civil engineering received three offers in the first semester of his senior year, each with an annual salary of about eight to one hundred thousand, and the landlord's current job is after drilling countless times in the vegetable market, under the persuasion of his parents, he resolutely closed his window and studied hard for half a year, took the exam, and ran around all parties to get it, the hardships and humiliation, not enough for outsiders。 ”

"I believe that many friends have a lot of misunderstandings about civil servants, thinking that we go to work every day to read the newspaper, and then sit and wait for the end of work, here I want to solemnly refute the rumors, as a civil servant, I never read the newspaper at work, purely sit and wait for the end of work. ”

"The above is a simple spit and background, let's get to the point, the landlord is very idle because of the usual work, so he pondered to find some part-time jobs, make extra money, but because the landlord is used to it, suddenly let the landlord move bricks, it's really unbearable, and it's humiliating to the status of a civil servant, so I entered the online world, trying to rely on my wisdom in exchange for payment. ”

"Then I naturally became a glorious water army, in fact, speaking of which, the process of me becoming a water army was still very accidental, I remember visiting a game forum at the time, and saw a post mentioning the upcoming Golden Film Awards, as we all know, the competition for Best Actress at this Golden Film Awards is very fierce, especially xx and xxx, and then I clicked on the link to that post, and then entered another section, and then a mysterious person sent me a private message......"

"In order to save everyone's time, the details of the landlord's initial time will not be detailed, because once it is said, it will definitely be sprayed into a dung ball by xx's fans, in short, the landlord has since started his career as a water army. ”

"Then I'll talk about Gu Yongsheng's matter in detail, in fact, before this, the landlord took over no less than a hundred tasks, large and small, there are enterprises, celebrities, so-called Internet celebrities, of course, there are also authors, the posts written by the landlord, the replies to the messages add up, you can publish a book, but don't build yì everyone to buy this book, because the content is too similar. ”

"About ten days ago, the team leader left me a message, saying that there was a new task, and asked me to quickly go online to learn about Gu Yongsheng, as well as the two novels of "Dragon and Tiger Fighting Jinghua" and "Seven Swords Under the Tianshan", seeing this message, the landlord was particularly excited, no pressure, because the landlord is a hardcore martial arts fan, "Dragon and Tiger" just in the "Great Rivers and Lakes" serialized, the landlord began to read, after the book, the landlord was the first batch to buy the book, after reading, wrote a long comment on the bean sprouts. So the landlord is confident in this task. ”

"However, the next day, the team leader told me that this time it was to die Hei Gu Yongsheng and these two novels, you can imagine the mood of the landlord at that time. ”

"The landlord's mood is very bad, and he once had the urge to give up this task, but the team leader told me that this task, a post is a dollar, and the long posts of 1,000 words and above and involving the storyline range from five to ten yuan according to the quality, and directly dig the author's old bottom, and the post that can deal a heavy blow to the author himself is not less than fifteen yuan a piece, I was stupid at the time, damn, this is to meet a local tyrant. ”

"As you know, our water army is also known as the usual task posting, the top post is at most this number, and the long post is rarely more than five yuan, unless our team leader is particularly professional, what industry can have its head is a thorough analysis, don't laugh at the landlord, although the landlord is a civil servant, but the salary is really not high, in the face of such an opportunity, the landlord struggled a little and immediately put into the ranks of the black Guda, but please rest assured that the landlord belongs to that kind of home, swear words from the mouth, the type of Gu Da left in his heart, whispered to everyone to reveal a news, the landlord is brainless on the one hand, and has a brain on the other, so……”

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"I saw a lot of messages asking the employer of this incident, here, I can only say sorry to everyone, the industry has industry rules, I can't disclose any trace of employer information, everyone left a message to guess, I didn't see it. ”

"Let's continue to talk about the siege of Gu Yongsheng this time, friends who often visit the forum must know the combat method of our water army, which is roughly to concentrate forces, concentrate time and place, brush posts, reply to posts, and attack them in groups, some people may think that our attack is very stupid. Very brainless, in fact, we know it ourselves, because this is a brainless tactic, everyone understands a truth, people are emotional animals, and non-sages, almost no one can remain peaceful under this naked attack, they will be angry, they will go crazy, they will scold back, that's what we want. ”

"An angry and crazy person, his words must not be leaky, as long as he expresses those angry and corrupt feelings, his perfect image will inevitably be damaged, and there are even some wolf bèi, everyone thinks, will his fans see this scene a little subversive?"

"In addition, we explode forums, post bars, and will also eliminate those voices of praise, people have habitual thinking, when our eyes are full of foul language about someone, we will unconsciously produce this kind of thinking in our hearts, that is, brain supplement, for example, I said that dumplings are dog shit, dumplings are dog shit, there are more people who say it, when you eat dumplings, will you feel that they are a little hateful?"

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"I saw someone say that our approach is despicable, it's a little funny, if you still carry such a thing as a knot, it's too disrespectful, we have to be worthy of the boss to pay every penny, in fact, this time I did "Dragon and Tiger" and "Seven Swords", the above is directly spoken, saying that it is to get a stinky street, but I know in my heart that I can't do this at all, and then everyone also saw it, experts and everything appeared, and finally Gu Da said hehe, so that he didn't have a temper at all. ”

"There is absolutely no intention of breaking the news or whitewashing in this post, and I beg you not to flesh me, I will continue the promising career of the water army, thank you. ”

Although the landlord is deliberately playing the role of objectivity,But a certain tendency revealed in the post is still very obvious,The views of the followers are divided into two factions as usual,Some think that this is the whitewashing of Qianhong Company,Some people incarnate as a research school,Keen to capture clues,Analyze the true identity of the employer。

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Liu Jingting, who returned to school, naturally didn't have time to read this post, because the school not only cut off the network, but even asked the graduating students not to contact the outside world these days, the so-called to maintain absolute peace of mind.

After traveling through a whole world, Liu Jingting still sees the feeling of being a great enemy when people face the exam, and it seems that nightmares are really always with them, not limited by time and space.

Of course, there are also good sides, such as editor-in-chief Yao and Tang Nan both tacitly agreed that they did not urge the manuscript, and they also left a message to Liu Jingting very carefully: Come on for the exam!

In that world, Liu Jingting went all the way from elementary school to university, and he has taken many big and small tests, which can be said to be experienced in a hundred battles, and the test papers he made can circle the earth twice.

So when he sat in the examination room, facing the middle school exam papers, his expression was relaxed as if he was a poor student who gave up on himself, and the students who had read the book must be able to understand his mood, a certain word that made you scratch your ears and cheeks in embarrassment in elementary school, a certain math problem, and when you go back to read them many years later, you will feel that they are so simple and so clear at a glance.

In the same way, when Liu Jingting, a college student, re-started the middle school exam papers, the first time he gave birth to the exam, it turned out to be so relaxed, happy and cute, but when writing the essay, he still encountered some problems, because he had to control the quality of the essay and not exceed the level of middle school students too much, otherwise it might arouse the suspicion of the teacher who corrected the test paper and cause unnecessary trouble.

For Liu Jingting now, going to school can no longer be regarded as the first priority, but more to fulfill a certain social role and satisfy his inner pursuit of some specific pleasures.

The last test is a foreign language, but in Liu Jingting's eyes, it is even simpler than Chinese, which shows that the skill of foreign language test has been tempered under the current education system.

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This so-called "war without gunpowder" includes millions of thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls and girls, but it is by no means all.

Jocly was thirteen years old, and according to normal planning, she was supposed to take this huge exam this year, but she didn't, because ten years ago, when everyone thought she should speak, she chose to be silent, and even in the ten years combined, she said only a handful of words, and a single syllable and repeated the words of others.

She is the obvious beauty embryo, she has a talent for art that her peers are far beyond the reach, so the stingy god or fair god makes her lonely and closes herself.

Jocly has painted many paintings, including people, buildings, flowers, forests, mountains and seas, and animals, and is a well-rounded little painter, but not long ago she suddenly fell in love with drawing mice, and it was two mice, one in a white flight suit and the other in a blue tank suit.

The two rats, like herself, have big eyes, look lively and cute, and are full of a pleasing sense of justice.

The prototype of the two mice comes from a magazine she is looking at, Children's Literature and Art, and the names of the mice are Shuke and Beta respectively.

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