Text Text_Chapter 53 A real master
The pig on the side snorted, "It's okay if it's messed up...... Originally, we were guests, and the guests were as they pleased, and people would eat if they gave them, and if they didn't give them, there was no reason to entertain them in vain. But they have eaten everything, but they are still insulting us and others behind their backs, are we really out of temper? No matter what the senior brother does this time, I support him!"
Sha Wujing thought about it, sighed and said, "Indeed, that grass is indeed a good thing, and it doesn't matter if you only give it to the master and don't give it to us." Obviously, the master left one for us, but they ate it themselves. These two Dao boys are really too bullying......"
The two of them waited left and right, and they didn't see any movement outside, but at this moment, a gust of wind blew in, and then turned into a monkey holding a golden hammer in one hand and a Danpan in the other, and a ginseng fruit was held on the Danpan!
As soon as they saw Sun Wukong, the two of them were startled, and Zhu Gang was stunned and pointed to the ginseng fruit and said, "Senior brother, you have been gone for a long time, and you will come back with such a one?" ”
Sun Wukong waved his hand and said: "What do you want?
Now, how can it be messed up?
But those two boys are not the sons of men, even if they are scolded, and they curse me monkey monkey grandson, then I can't get used to them.
However, after all, we are staying with others, and we are also kind to us, and it is inevitable that we will lose our identity when we mess around.
Originally, the master said that we would eat ginseng fruit alone, but they ate it, what is this called?
Not to mention why the ginseng fruit was given to the master, but it is definitely not that they have the right to give it to the master, even if they owe favors, it is someone else's, and it has nothing to do with them.
Besides, I don't take more of them, the master said to give us one, and we will eat one from him, this is called reason!"
Zhu Gangguan said with a little disgust: "Hey...... Reason...... Truth can't be eaten as food. Just such a small fruit, it's not enough for me to stuff my old pig's teeth...... Also three people divided. ”
Sha Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, I think what Senior Brother said is right.
Although Qingfeng and Mingyue had a little worse mouths, they finally received us. Food, drink, and shelter were all given, which was also considered a favor.
But they insulted us so much, and I endured it, and I didn't embarrass them, which can be regarded as a return of favors.
As for the fruit, it was returned to our master by Zhenyuan Daxian, the lord of Wuzhuang Guanguan. Master divides one of us, and that is ours, and they should not eat it. Now we're just taking back what belongs to me, and that's not too much. ”
Although they knew that this Tang San burial was not the third Tang burial, they also couldn't figure out which Tang San burial Zhenyuan Daxian was talking about. And subconsciously think that the other party can sit on a treasure like ginseng fruit, it must have an extraordinary origin, and there will be no mistake in calculating.
Therefore, everyone thinks that this fruit is for Tang San's burial, not for Tang Seng.
Naturally, it is a matter of course to eat.
Pig Gang snorted, "I know...... But that's not enough to eat. You see, it's so small, I can't see him from a distance. ”
As he spoke, the pig just put the pig's head up, and seeing that the distance was almost there, he bit it directly with his big mouth.
As a result, when he was almost there, his ears hurt sharply, but Sun Wukong pinched his ears and screamed in pain: "Senior brother, senior brother, tap it, my ear fell off!"
Sun Wukong snorted: "You idiot, I don't know how many roundworms there are in your stomach?
Throwing Zhu Gangguan aside, Sun Wukong said: "We are divided into three, one for each person, and no one should be greedy." ”
After speaking, Sun Wukong divided the fruit into three parts, and each of the three of them ate one for each.
This ginseng fruit is worthy of being the magic medicine in the elixir of heaven and earth, even if you only eat a third, you can still feel the full aura entering the body, nourishing the meridians and souls of the whole body.
For a while, the three of them were comfortable and comfortable.
However, Zhu Gangguan still shouted a little unwillingly: "It's too little, this ...... I haven't tasted anything about it. Senior brother, if you don't ......?"
Sun Wukong glared at him and said, "Idiot, you better dispel those thoughts as soon as possible." Senior Brother Sha, I'll go and return the golden hit and Danpan, you hurry up and cook, Master should be hungry too. ”
Sha Wujing nodded, grabbed the white deer essence and began to disembowel, peel and remove hair......
Although Zhu Gangguan was a little unwilling, he could only do this, cooking with Sha Wujing.
It didn't take long for a table of all-deer feasts to be ready......
The master and apprentice ate with peace of mind......
I have to say that Sha Wujing's craftsmanship is still very good, and Zhu Gang is afraid of death, so the white deer spirit he killed is not an ordinary little monster. It's been a few years, and the venison has been tempered by the essence of the sun and the moon, and it is the best in the meat. As soon as the two are combined, it is suddenly fragrant!
Then Qingfeng and Mingyue scolded and sniffed and came to find it.
"You skinny monks, why did you eat meat in the Taoist temple?!"
As soon as Qingfeng entered the door, he pointed his nose and scolded.
Tang Sanfu scratched his head and asked Sun Wukong: "Wukong, can't you eat meat in the Taoist temple?"
The era in which Tang San's burial was located was an era of demon gods, and there were many rules, Tang San's burial didn't understand it at all......
Sun Wukong said: "Not all Taoist temples can't be eaten, some Taoist priests can still eat meat." I just don't know that these five villages can't eat meat......"
Pig Gang shouted, "Yes, you didn't tell us that you couldn't eat meat when we were cooking?"
Sha Wujing said: "Isn't it, those who don't know are not to blame, you don't have to come up and scold, right?"
Tang San said: "Since we can't eat meat, then let's go out and eat." Wukong, let's go out to eat with the table, and come back when we're done. ”
So Sun Wukong and the others started one after another, and just carried the table out.
Qingfeng wanted to scold a few words, but was stopped by Mingyue: "It's okay to scold a few sentences, it's a waste of our saliva to scold too much." ”
Qingfeng snorted, "It's the same...... Let's go. ”
With that, the two turned and left.
In the evening, according to the rules of Wuzhuang Temple, the two of them had to check everything in the entire Taoist Temple.
When the two of them checked the ginseng fruit tree, they were dumbfounded.
No matter how the two of them count back and forth, there is one less on this tree!
Qingfeng frowned and said: "How is it possible? When the park opened, the public ate a total of two, Tang Sanzang ate one at noon, we ate one, it stands to reason that there are still twenty-six on the tree, why are there only twenty-five left?"
Mingyue was also sweating profusely, carefully inspecting the formations and prohibitions around the ginseng fruit tree, and found that all the formations were working well.
But here there is really a lack of ginseng fruit!
The two who don't believe in evil have checked it a few times, but there is still one less.
PS: Everyone has been ripped off with me about the original book, and I read it three times before writing it. There are some slight changes, but most of the settings and order are correct.