597 You want to be elegant!(I) [Asking for Tickets and Reservations]
After a crackling applause, Chenyang and Huo Siyuan waved at the audience.
Chenyang: Thank you, thank you, there are millions of people upstairs and downstairs.
Huo Siyuan swept the desk with his hand: Huh, where are there so many people!
As soon as he spoke, the audience burst into laughter.
Although all the people who came here today were from the stage, after all, the atmosphere of the New Year was there, and many newcomers saw Chenyang and joked with everyone, and shouted a sentence or two, among them, some people jokingly shouted "elegant".
This is what Zhou Bobo said when he scolded Chenyang on the Internet a few days ago.
It's just that at that time, in addition to Chenyang being criticized for not being elegant, there was also the entire Inner Mongolia TV station that was criticized for not being very good, although it was a joke, but at the same time as the voice came out, several leaders in the station turned their heads one after another, and their faces were not good-looking for a while.
However, at this time, on the stage, Chenyang glanced at the voice that came to him, and said, "Someone inside shouted to knock down Huo Siyuan." ”
Huo Siyuan was also amused, and continued to sweep the table, "Hey, why do you just pick up your mouth and say it?"
Chenyang stinky said shamelessly, "Your popularity is not very good." ”
"Poof!"
A few audience members who were drinking water burst out laughing.
Half of them were amused by Chenyang's words, and on the other hand, because of Chenyang's shameless spirit, they were completely willing to bow down, and ordinary people were already unhappy in their hearts when faced with this situation.
But look at Chenyang, where is there anything unhappy about this goods, as soon as he says it by the way, the embarrassment will disappear without a trace.
And not only resolved their own embarrassment, but even the leaders in the station were so happy to listen to it, no wonder the girl scolded people so much, just this mouth, it is not too much to scold the ancestors of the street!
On the stage, Huo Siyuan was also a little helpless by Chenyang's sudden appearance, and nodded speechlessly, "Eh." ”
The embarrassment was resolved, and Chenyang raised his voice and said to Huo Siyuan: "These people are here to see you." ”
Huo Siyuan waved his hand, "No, no, people listen to cross talk." ”
Chenyang said confidently, "I think so. ”
Huo Siyuan asked rhetorically, "Really?"
And that brings us to the point.
There was no one in the audience to brag about it, and the big guys listened attentively.
Chenyang: "Everyone likes you better than they like me." ”
Huo Siyuan: "Everyone." ”
Chenyang: "I've been working for so many years"
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”
Chenyang: "I also have to thank Mr. Huo Siyuan. ”
Huo Siyuan: "You're polite. ”
Chenyang: "It helped me a lot"
Huo Siyuan: "I don't dare to say that." ”
Chenyang: "But I can't give you anything"
Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”
Chenyang: "I'm not much different from you. ”
Huo Siyuan: "We're all the same. ”
Chenyang: "Isn't it?" ”
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”
……
Offstage.
Several people whispered.
"Huh, the beginning of the morning guide this time is very bland. ”
"yes, compared to the last work, it seems to be a routine. ”
"No, it's not going to be like that. ”
"Who knows, I don't think so. ”
There is no harm without contrast.
After Chenyang's joke was leaked last time, many people in the station listened to it, and compared with this opening, the opening of that one was more lively, naturally, their layman's judgment of cross talk jokes was limited to whether it was funny or not.
It's just that, subconsciously, many people are a little disappointed in their hearts.
Before the words fell, on the stage, Chenyang said slowly, "It's that one day if I want to be the emperor." ”
Huo Siyuan: "Huh?"
Chenyang: "I will make you the prince." ”
"Hahahaha. ”
"I'll go!"
"Chendao, this is too poor. ”
Just now, I also said that Chenyang's cross talk was a little dull, and a few people laughed into a pot of porridge in an instant, and many people around were also amused by this.
It is undeniable that they have listened to it many times before this, but they don't know why, they feel funny every time they listen to it, and some leaders who listen to it for the first time are even more laughing.
The camera swept over, and it really smelled of the New Year.
Stage.
Huo Siyuan sighed, "This ......"
Chenyang said shamelessly, "I can only do this heart." ”
Huo Siyuan hurriedly stopped, "Okay." ”
Chenyang: "In the future, my family property will be yours." ”
It's unstoppable!
The two people on the stage run against each other.
The audience laughed crookedly.
Although some people with high laughter will not be messed up by the image poked by this small bridge, they are also embarrassed by Chenyang's stinky and shameless spirit from their hearts, especially when they see Huo Siyuan being squeezed, they can't say how much they want to laugh.
Huo Lao, who doesn't smile on weekdays, even has a time when he is squeezed!!
On the stage, Huo Siyuan kept stopping Chenyang, "Eh...... This is ...... You didn't even run out when you became the emperor, so you ran on me. ”
Chenyang: "The problem is that I can't be the emperor. ”
Huo Siyuan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Eh, yes, you don't think about this." ”
Chenyang couldn't help but laugh, and changed the subject, "In the past few months along the way, the audience has witnessed our growth. ”
Huo Siyuan: "You have seen it all"
Chenyang: "To be an actor is to talk well about cross talk." ”
Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”
Chenyang: "There is no other craft. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”
Chenyang: "Everyone knows us. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm"
Chenyang: "Chenyang, Huo Siyuan"
Huo Siyuan: "Our grandfather and son"
Chenyang: "Very young. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm"
Chenyang: "It's not comparable to our predecessors. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Of course"
With the little burden just now, although it is a transition now, the audience of the entire party is also cheering up, waiting for the next revenge to appear, on the stage, Chenyang continued to speak unhurriedly, "Many audiences like us"
Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”
Chenyang: "Of course, there is some controversy about Chenyang. ”
Huo Siyuan nodded in agreement: "The controversy is not small. ”
The audience's eyes lit up.
Some staff members who have not participated in the Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala even sat up when they heard this.
Here it comes!
This is finally going to cut to the chase!
Chenyang hasn't spoken since Zhou Bobo hit back.
Those who have watched the rehearsal several times are okay, but they haven't seen it, they only heard that this time Chenyang put the words of the counterattack in the work, and now they are finally going to hear it, they have to pay attention to it.
……
Stage.
Chenyang swept the table and said in a normal tone, "It's normal." ”
Huo Siyuan nodded, "Of course." ”
Chenyang: "Someone said, Chenyang's cross talk is all vulgar. ”
Huo Siyuan sighed, and his tone was still normal, "Let's talk about our vulgarity." ”
"The benevolent see the benevolent, and the wise see the wise. ”
Chenyang raised his tone.
Huo Siyuan still said in a flat voice, "Opinions are different. ”
Chenyang: "At different levels of society, people say that others are vulgar. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Really?"
Chenyang: "High society. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”
Chenyang: "Saying that others are vulgar, he is pretending to be confused." ”
Huo Siyuan: "Oh, pretending to be confused?"
Chenyang sighed, "Experts and scholars say that people are vulgar. ”
Huo Siyuan asked curiously, "What is this?"
Chenyang: "This mentality is broken by the east wind, I am more broken than the east wind!"
Huo Siyuan: "Okay......"
Bang bang bang.
There was another round of applause.
This time, there was little talk in the audience.
It's not that people don't want to talk about it, but because they can't say it, who is what kind of mentality, what kind of mentality, what do they say?
What is Zhou Bobo's mentality?
What is the mentality of those who follow the trend and say that Inner Mongolia Satellite TV is not elegant?
Chenyang said it on stage, in fact, it represents the voice of many people, but it is rare for him to say it so calmly, and they can only applaud, after all, this TV station, a big star, has nothing to do with them directly.
……
Stage.
The cross talk continues.
When the applause gradually subsided, Chenyang said: "The cross talk actor said that his peers were vulgar. ”
Huo Siyuan: "What is this?"
Chenyang: "Envy, jealousy, hatred!"
Huo Siyuan: "Eh, this is the mentality. ”
Chenyang: "If he can play with here, will he still be so angry?"
Huo Siyuan smiled, "That's true. ”
Chenyang: "Only between peers is naked hatred. ”
Huo Siyuan: "My peers are enemies." ”
Chenyang: "There's no way. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm"
Chenyang: "Understandable. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm"
Chenyang: "There are two kinds of people in the world. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Oh?"
Chenyang: "One kind of person likes Chenyang." ”
Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”
Chenyang: "No mistake. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Of course. ”
Chenyang: "This is the first kind"
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm"
Chenyang: "The second type of people don't like Chenyang. ”
Huo Siyuan: "What about this?"
Chenyang: "That's right. ”
Huo Siyuan: "You can choose. ”
Chenyang: "But the second type of person thinks that he is more elegant than the first type of person, which is wrong. ”
After a slight pause, the audience immediately applauded.
This time the audience laughed.
"I'll go!"
"Teacher Chenyang, this is too funny. ”
"I thought he was done just now, but I didn't expect it to be there. ”
"It's so rare to see the morning director on this stage today so calmly reasoning with others. ”
"But that's right!"
After a small applause, Chenyang immediately said the second half of the sentence, "This is also the reason why he is always second." ”
At this moment, the audience who was talking about how Chenyang was calm just now burst into laughter instantly.
"Poof!"
"Hahaha"
"Morning guide, too. ”
"If you don't like it, you have to be second, and that's really no one. ”
On stage, Huo Siyuan also smiled, "Oh, that's the reason." ”
Everyone on and off the stage burst into laughter.
When the laughter gradually subsided, Chenyang said again, "It's not easy for people to live, dignified mentality." ”
Huo Siyuan: "Hey. ”
Chenyang: "Only by tolerating the world can it be wonderful!"
Huo Siyuan: "This is the most important thing. ”
Chenyang waved his hand, "Let's tell the truth." ”
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”
Chenyang: "What is vulgar, what is elegant?"
Huo Siyuan: "Distinguish. ”
Chenyang: "I think. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”
Chenyang: "Mere elegance is not enough to make up the world. ”
Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”
Chenyang: "The joys, sorrows, and sorrows of the little people are the real art." ”
Huo Siyuan: "That's. ”
Chenyang: "*** once taught us to say,"
Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”
Chenyang: "Literature and art serve the broad masses of people. ”
Huo Siyuan: "That's right. ”
Chenyang: "Blindly elegant, blindly elevated, can only say that you deliberately violated the chairman's literary theory." ”
Huo Siyuan snorted, "This big hat is really buttoned!"