Chapter 166: God-level Crow's Mouth

In a café in the mall, Lu Liangren looked at the plates of snacks in front of him and secretly swallowed his saliva. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Eat!" Huang Zitao waved his hand.

Lu Liangren shook his head: "No need, I've already eaten a bun." ”

"Buns, no wonder you smell of buns when you speak. Huang Zitao frowned in disgust.

"Uh......" Lu Liangren lowered his head in embarrassment.

After thinking about it, she picked up the mineral water in her hand and was about to drink saliva to suppress the steamed bun flavor, but before the bottle cap was unscrewed, the bottle of water was snatched by Huang Zitao and thrown into the trash can in the corner with great precision.

Lu Liangren was anxious: "Why do you want to throw away my water, I will rely on this bottle of water this afternoon." "What should she do on such a hot day without water?

Huang Zitao glanced at her and snapped his fingers: "waiter!"

"Hello sir, what are your orders?"

"Take a bottle of Evian. ”

"Yes. ”

Not long after, a small mineral water bottle appeared in front of Lu Liangren, and Huang Zitao said: "How can you drink that water with me, at least you have to Evian to be worthy of my style!"

Lu Liangren: "......"

"Also, look at what you're wearing, and you don't have a name from head to toe. ”

Lu Liangren looked down at what he was wearing: "It should be okay, there are more than a thousand yuan." ”

T-shirts, jeans, canvas shoes, Lu Liangren remembered that when Bian Baixian took her to buy clothes, it was 1,680 yuan after swiping the VIP card.

The corners of Huang Zitao's mouth twitched: "More than 1,000 yuan, your set of clothes can't even afford a shirt on my body." ”

Lu Liangren shook his head: "In vain, as long as you wear comfortable clothes, you can eat delicious food, and you can live happily by yourself, don't compare with others." ”

Huang Zitao said loudly: "This is not a comparison, but a matter of a man's face, you wear such a dress and walk with me, if you meet an acquaintance, I will be ashamed!"

Lu Liangren: "......" She said that the people outside were very strange.

"Okay, let's stop talking, hurry up and eat. ”

"But in vain they didn't let me eat what strangers gave me. ”

"Eh, your brother always beats you, and he doesn't give you food! He always kicks you out of the house! Just like that, you still listen to him?!"

"But aren't all family members so noisy?"

Lu Liangren looked puzzled, she and Bian Baixian have always reconciled after quarreling, although she will be very sad and sad every time she quarrels, but once the matter passes, she can't even remember why the two quarreled in the first place.

Fairy Lu has a small brain capacity and has too many things to memorize, so she can't remember what others treat her.

Bian Baixian is different, he never remembers what others are good to him, and what others are bad to him, he writes them down in a notebook and copies them every day.

"I said you're too temperamental, if my family does this to me, I'll run away from home!

Huang Zitao took a sip of coffee, raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you know why I came to Yunhai City from Hong Kong City? It's because my father forced me to marry a woman." What are you kidding, Young Master Ben is only 24 years old, what kind of marriage is he married?! Not to mention marrying a woman I don't like at all! I said to that woman in front of him, no matter whether you fancy her people or her money, you have to marry this marriage yourself...... As a result, he actually slapped me!!I ran out in a fit of rage, I will never go back to a home like that, anyway, he didn't see me as a son, I was just a tool in his hand, a tool for marriage!!"

Lu Liangren smacked his tongue: "It sounds like the classic plot of those TV dramas that tell the life of a wealthy family." ”

Huang Zitao pursed his lips and said nothing.

Lu Liangren continued: "According to the normal plot routine, at this time, you will definitely meet a very poor but kind-hearted good girl, and then you will be attracted by her simple kindness, and finally fall in love with her. And just as the love between the two of you blossoms, your wealthy fiancée will come to your door, and she will break you up with your family. But don't be afraid, as long as you work together, you will definitely be able to defeat that Gargamel-like fiancée and live happily ever after. ”

Huang Zitao had a dog-snagged expression on his face: "I said, can you stop saying it as if it's true, if you are so sure, you can go to the overpass to set up a stall to tell fortunes." ”

Lu Liangren smiled: "I'm just talking casually, don't worry, otherwise according to the normal plot routine, your fiancée will definitely pop up at this time, and then splash a cup of coffee on your face." ”

"Huang, Zi, Tao!"

Before Lu Liangren's words fell, a squeamish and sharp female voice suddenly sounded, and I saw a girl with long hair and waist-length and a white dress standing at the door of the café, and at this moment this girl was staring at the two of them with an angry face.

Huang Zitao, Lu Liangren: ".................."

Lu Liangren turned his head to look at Huang Zitao in a daze, and asked, "Your fiancée?"

Huang Zitao nodded, and then stared at Lu Liangren: "You crow's mouth?"

The girl walked over in high heels, looked at Huang Zitao, then at Lu Liangren, and finally pointed at Lu Liangren and asked loudly: "Are you unwilling to marry me for this woman?

Lu Liangren moved the stool in horror, avoiding the girl's snow-white fingertips, and at the same time comforted himself in his heart: She was not referring to me.

It's a pity that the sky doesn't fulfill people's wishes, the girl saw that Lu Liangren actually dared to hide, and her fingers moved and aimed at her again: "What are you hiding, I'm talking about you, slut!"

“……”

Under the fierce gaze of the girl, Lu Liangren decisively buried his head and pretended to be dead.

Huang Zitao looked at the expressions of the people around him, and got up unhappily and said, "Cai Hebei, you are enough!"

"You murder me? You actually murder me for such a poor sour? Huang Zitao, your vision is getting worse and worse!" The girl's eyes were full of tears, but when she turned her head to look at Lu Liangren again, these tears instantly turned into fierce light: "You want a sparrow to become a phoenix, right? I tell you, a sparrow is a sparrow, it can never become a phoenix, I'll help you sober up!"

Yu Bi picked up the coffee on the table and splashed it on Lu Liangren's face, turned around and ran away crying.

Lu Liangren: "...... Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

"I'll go! Cai and Bei, this crazy girl, whoever marries someone is unlucky, anyway, I don't want it. Huang Zitao took the towel from the waiter and helped Lu Liangren wipe the coffee on his face and hair.

He originally had an angry face, but he wiped it back and laughed: "Hahaha, crow's mouth, you still have one thing wrong, her coffee didn't spill on my face, but on your face." ”

Lu Liangren cried.

Rubbing and wiping, looking at Lu Liangren's little face that couldn't wipe away tears, Huang Zitao's hand was slightly stagnant, and his eyes were a little complicated: "Why are you crying every time I meet you?"