"Two ladies, this question seems a little too off-topic. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Randolph's expression changed several times, and finally froze on a very stiff smile "In mythological stories, the Asgardians are fearless gods, and how can there be deserters among the gods?"

Although Ereda Twins' poor problem made Randolph frightened, he still forced himself to calm down, hoping to continue to hide it, and at the same time, he was also thinking that he should not have the possibility of being exposed

Elliot Randolph, who may have been called by other names, is ostensibly one of the world's leading professors of Norse mythology, but in reality he is a warrior of the Asgardian Berserk Legion.

This has to start from the late 12th century, at that time, some people in the Berserker Legion thought that the earth oL was very fun, so they decided to form a group to go down to brush a large copy, but one of the fighters did not open the Green Dam Flower Season escort system, and was addicted to the earth oL and couldn't extricate himself, so after the copy was brushed, he left the group without permission and stayed on the earth.

So there's nothing wrong with saying he's a deserter. It is precisely because of this that he has been living on earth more carefully, constantly changing his identity, and trying not to use power beyond ordinary people.

In fact, since modern times, the global information technology has become more and more perfect today, he has not shown his superhuman strength, and he has lived on the earth for more than 800 years, has long been accustomed to the human way of life, and there are almost no Asgardian habits on his body.

Not... Well, the amount of alcohol has not been curtailed much, and getting the Asgardians to quit drinking is as difficult as Tony Stark's abstaining from women. But you can't say that you are an Asgardian if you drink a lot of alcohol?

"Well, that's not going to be written in mythology..."Oresses frowned slightly, as if she was confused that her question had not been answered, but she immediately became enlightened again, "Well, why not refer to how the Vikings dealt with deserters? I heard that they would hang deserters on masts to dry." ”

"Professor," Salorath shook her head sadly, "you're in big trouble. ”

To be honest, Randolph lives his life the way he is, and he really won't be exposed unless there are any big accidents. But he shouldn't, he shouldn't have flaunted himself in front of the World Security Council.

Since figuring out who the sledgehammer that fell from the sky in New Mexico is, and how much of a hidden danger lies behind it. The Commission will immediately ask all the experts in Norse mythology in the world about a series of things about Asgard, and Randolph, as an authority in this regard, is naturally within the scope of the questioning.

But when most of the experts and professors turn to the old Aida Sutra to say what this metaphor is, and what it represents, they never jump out of the scope of myths and legends. I don't know if it's because the terms offered by the committee are too tempting, or if he suddenly wants to make a fuss, Randolph has some very original opinions, some of which are completely different from mythological stories, such as his statement that Loki is Thor's younger brother and not his uncle.

It's a pity that his remarks, in the eyes of other experts and professors, are not just as simple as deviance. Everyone eats with myths and legends, and within this range, whatever you want, whatever you argue, everyone always has something to eat. But you came out like this, and you came out like this, didn't you kick our jobs? So he became the target of criticism by many experts.

All of this was seen by the committee, and they felt that what Randolph said was somewhat reasonable, and seemed to have some value. But when they saw that the other experts retorted so fiercely, they were a little unsure. So in the end, they thought, damn it, what kind of experts and professors, it's all parallel imports! Or the S.H.I.E.L.D. consultant is more reliable, at least people can talk and laugh with the Asgardians, and they should consult him about this matter in the future.

So after this decision was made, the opinions and information given by these experts, including Randolph's share, were naturally buried.

However, after Nick Fury said in front of Evenson that there was an expert who had a unique understanding of Asgard and might have some value, Evenson always felt that something was wrong, so he found a reason to ask for a copy of the information. After all, he is now the general counsel of Asgard, and it is normal for him to have access to these things.

When Evenson saw Randolph's share, he found that not only did it say that Loki and Thor were brothers, but also that Sif was not Thor's wife. These situations are very different from the myths and legends, but they are real.

Evenson believed that to be able to know these things, the man was either connected to the Asgardians, or he was an Asgardian at all. Of the two possibilities, he prefers the latter, because he vaguely remembers that there seems to be such a person.

"Trouble?" Randolph's voice looked a little nervous, "does this have anything to do with me?"

"Do you really think that you can escape Heimdall's eyes forever?" Orethus saw that the other party did not cry when he saw the coffin, so he simply picked up the topic, "Lady Sif the crown prince, you are on earth now, and you have to go back to Asgard with her." ”

I don't know why, after this topic was thoroughly clarified, Randolph was not so nervous, he said calmly, "So, Ms. Sif asked you to arrest me back?"

"You can think so. Salorath said.

"Hmph...," Randolph smiled and shook his head, "It's impossible, Asgard doesn't have the habit of fake other people's hands, if they want to take me back, they should send someone to me directly, instead of letting humans take me away." ”

"It's a shame that you've lived here for so long, and you don't even understand this. Orethes first looked disdainful, and then said in a solemn tone, "This is the earth, not Midgard, and the affairs on this planet are decided by humans, not Asgardians." ”

"Even if you are one of their people, then you are now on Earth, then it is up to us to arrest you and hand you over to them. Salorath said with a smile.

"Extradition regulations?" Although Randolph didn't believe at first that there would be such a rule between Asgard and the earth, but Odin's attitude towards humans was well known, and he thought that this kind of thing was possible, and finally he shook his head and said, "It seems that I can't run away this time." ”

"I'll go with you. Finally, Randolph looked around very nostalgically, then took out the flask from the drawer and drank it down, "I really don't want to leave here." ”

It's not that he didn't think about resisting, but he felt that if he was seen by Heimdall, then it would be the same everywhere, and if he could run away from the hands of two human women this time, would he be able to run away from the hands of Ms. Shy?

"I'll go get some things, and then we'll go see Ms. Shyph. Randolph said.

"No need. Oresses said impatiently, "Lady Sif commands that she will take you to the designated place as soon as she finds you, and then send you to the Rainbow Bridge." ”

"That's what Miss Sif commanded?" asked Randolph hesitantly.

"Of course. "You see, Asgard doesn't have much patience for cowards who escape. ”

"yes. Randolph suddenly lowered his head, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "It looks like I don't have to leave, you are not the people sent by Siv at all." ”

"Huh?" The twins looked at each other strangely, not knowing where the flaw was exposed.

"I'm a member of the Berserker Legion, one of the most elite troops in Asgard," Randolph was in a good mood now, so he talked a lot, "but I was just a stonemason, a stone-smasher. As he spoke, he gestured with his hand to smash a stone. "I'm not a warrior at all, but when I hold that power staff, I'm a berserker. ”

"Therefore, the most precious thing for berserkers is not the warrior itself, but the cane in their hand, which can stir up anger in the hearts of men and give them great strength. When I stayed on Earth, it was the same as the cane, and Sif didn't let me bring it back, which is impossible, the cane is much more important than me. ”

"Ahh The deception failed. Oresses, with a pity expression, said, "You should listen to me, as soon as you come up, you will start fighting, knock out, and take it away directly." ”

"Can you not learn from some dirty and rude abyssal demons?" Salorath said with a sneer, "We are the noble and elegant Ereda, and it is too disgraceful to solve things by fighting. But now it looks like I can't fight anymore. ”