Chapter 1164: Who Beat His Egg!
"Sister Bingbing, that guy surnamed Chen, can you help me fix him?"
"Of course!"
"Huh? I told you on the phone before, aren't you unwilling to fix him, saying that you can't offend him if you have something to ask him for?
"Because I can see his personality clearly, he is simply a scum scum......"
Cheng Bingbing and Chu Wenrou chatted while walking.
Chen Nan pricked up his ears to listen, and he could hear clearly at first, but as the distance got farther and farther, he couldn't hear anything.
If it was in a quiet environment, he could hear it clearly even if it looked like a kilometer, but in this military training ground, more than 1,000 people were training here, and there were slogans and gunshots shooting at targets, and the noise was very noisy, and it was really not easy to know their conversation.
However, although I didn't hear the specific situation, Chen Nan was sure of one thing-
The two demon girls are discussing how to deal with him together.
"Damn, didn't Lao Tzu just make a joke about the unspoken rules, are you so serious?" Chen Nan couldn't help but muttered in a low voice under indignation.
When Zhang Fei on the left heard this, he immediately asked, "Brother pervert, what are the unspoken rules?
Ge Liang, the ∵→ on the right, was also full of curiosity, and said excitedly: "My dear brother, what are you doing?
"Brother Nan, you can't do this, it's too lewd!" Jiang Xiaomi said.
Liu Tiantian scratched her head and said suspiciously: "Cousin, when I just heard the instructor chatting with that woman, he was talking bad about you, did you give the instructor the unspoken rules?
Before Chen Nan could talk, Zhang Fei, a reckless man, exclaimed directly: "I'll you, buddy, do you want to be so ruthless, when is this happening? Did she ask you for the trick of shooting, and you dived her?"
"Damn, awesome!"
Zhuge Liang gave a thumbs up, and the admiration in his eyes was really like the water of the Yangtze River surging, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control.
Gao Laoniu's eyes widened.
After reacting, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground, shouting: "I'm rubbing, you really dived the instructor!?"
The exclamations came one after another, and the whole class was completely chaotic.
Chen Nan only felt that one head was two big, Cheng Bingbing was already discussing with Chu Wenrou to rectify herself now, if these words reached her ears, then she had to put herself to death?
"What unspoken rules, what nonsense!"
Chen Nan glared at the class and said angrily: "All of them are college students, can you stop thinking so dirty? Unspoken rules, dive a ball of yarn, am I that kind of person? And our instructor, she sits upright, is she such an undisciplined person?"
The class was silent.
It didn't take long for Cheng Bingbing to finish discussing with Chu Wenrou, and strode towards this side, shouting as he ran: "What are you arguing about, don't stand in a military posture well, what are you shouting nonsense?"
Seeing Cheng Bingbing coming, the classmates remembered the unspoken rules, and no one wanted to laugh.
It is extremely painful to want to laugh, but not dare to laugh.
Many people endured it, clenched their teeth, and their bodies kept trembling, but they couldn't bear the rush that wanted to laugh.
"What's so funny about telling you to stand in a military posture?" Cheng Bing shouted with a cold face.
was scolded by him like this, and the whole class was silent and silent.
Cheng Bingbing glanced at the class and said, "I was far away just now, I heard you guys making noise, and they laughed like crazy, tell me, what were you laughing at just now?"
Laugh at you've been untapped by someone!
Many people muttered in their hearts, but they didn't dare to say it.
Chen Nan was also afraid that someone would say it, so he hurriedly glanced back at the class, and when he came into contact with Chen Nan's eyes, everyone understood that Brother Xueba was asking them to shut up.
For Chen Nan, the classmates in the class basically gave him face, but ...... Except for Zhao Long.
A sneer appeared on his face, and he kept glaring at Zhao Xiaodao.
Zhao Xiaodao was embarrassed in his heart, he scolded secretly in his heart, there is a kind of you Zhao Long himself said, Brother Xueba is so powerful, I dare not offend on the horse!
Zhao Long saw that his eyes were not good, and there was no way to do it.
After all, Zhao Xiaodao was short, and the place where he was standing was far away from him, Zhao Long gritted his teeth and said, "Instructor, that's the case, we just heard that Chen Nan ...... you by diving."
As soon as Zhao Long spoke, Chen Nan had already mobilized his internal force, and a stone on the ground slowly hung up.
Just when Zhao Long said the right thing, Chen Nan's fingers moved, and the stones on the ground suddenly passed through the void, bringing a whistling sound, and smashed into Zhao Long's crotch-
"Uhh
A terrible scream came out, and it was really hoarse.
Zhao Long's whole body jumped up, holding the bird under his crotch with both hands, trembling in pain, and his knees fell directly to the ground as soon as his knees became weak.
"You...... What's wrong with you?" asked Cheng Bingbing.
The heart said that this is good, why did it suddenly collapse, and his hands were still covering that place.
Zhao Long was trembling in pain, it was already a steamed bun in a cold sweat, he tried hard to open his mouth, and finally said with great difficulty: "I...... My eggs hurt. ”
The egg hurts!
Hearing this, the class burst into laughter.
Cheng Bingbing had a cold face, feeling that things were a little weird, and asked, "What's going on?"
"Someone, someone hit my egg!" Zhao Long said in a trembling voice.
Cheng Bingbing glanced around and said, "But we didn't see who hit you, did you see who hit you and with what?"
"I don't know, I just know that my eggs were beaten, and I'm in pain now!" Zhao Long rolled on the ground, tears and snot flew together, his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he thought of something, pointed at Chen Nan and cried: "It's him, the instructor is the one who beat me, it must be him!"
Cheng Bingbing frowned and looked at Chen Nan and asked, "Is it really you?"
"Did you see me hit him?" Chen Nan asked rhetorically.
Cheng Bingbing was speechless, in the absence of evidence at all, this kind of headless case is really difficult to handle.
Zhao Long lay on the ground, covering his crotch with one hand, and pointed at Chen Nan with the other and cried and scolded: "Even if you don't see it, it must have been hit by you, there are so many classmates in the class, I only have a bad relationship with you, and it is impossible for others to beat me!"
"If you want to add sin, there is no excuse. ”
Chen Nan rubbed his fists, and then screamed, and the whole person rushed towards Zhao Long like a mad dog, kicked him directly and scolded: "Your grandmother, there is no evidence that you dare to slander me, since you said that I beat you, then I will call you now, and I will beat you a first-class cripple, and it is not in vain that you blame me for beating people indiscriminately." ”