Chapter II: Hupi People's Police
Mao Xiaolin, who looked confused, never dreamed that the girl in front of him was actually a princess from the Tang Dynasty, he took a deep breath and said, "Although I don't have much culture, but such a ridiculous thing, it's strange that people don't think of it as a psychopath when I say it, I collapsed......! Who's going to save me!" he said, holding his head in his hands and going crazy.
Seeing this, Princess Jin Ning was stunned and said, "Hey, you...... Are you alright?"
Mao Xiaolin calmed down, and his messy hair trembled slightly.
"I'm fine, it's you, Princess!"
As long as I do as I say and send me safely to the capital, maybe this princess will be happy and reward you. Princess Jin Ning looked at Mao Xiaolin disapplauded.
Mao Xiaolin wiped his face and said seriously, "If what you said is true, then I can tell you clearly that you will never go back." ”
"Why? You want to imprison me? I advise you not to mess around, and treat the princess of the court like this, but you will be killed. ”
Mao Xiaolin squinted at her and said, "What do you want? imprison you? I have nothing to do." ”
"Why is that?" asked Princess Jin Ning, puzzled.
"Listen to me, it's 2018 A.D., it belongs to the People's Republic of China, and it's been a thousand years since the Tang Dynasty where you are located, let alone send you back, and I can't even do anything about your imperial brother's mausoleum. Mao Xiaolin explained quietly.
"This kind of nonsense is made up, I don't believe it, this princess doesn't believe it, you must lie to me, you lie to me............" Princess Jin Ning became emotional and shouted from the bottom of her heart.
Seeing this situation, although Mao Xiaolin couldn't bear it, he couldn't help but tell her the truth, so he had no choice but to pick up the mobile phone on the bedside table and press the screen on, "I, I didn't lie to you, princess, please see." ”
Princess Jinning stared at her phone with straight eyes, only to see the words "2018 A.D." written clearly on the screen.
"Why, I clearly remember that tonight is the first year of the first day, and it is the day when the imperial brother arranged for me to marry Xiliang, how could it be like this?" Princess Jinning muttered with tears in her eyes, and suddenly tears the size of beans slid down her face.
"Don't cry, princess, why are you crying, I can't see a woman crying the most. Mao Xiaolin hurriedly took out the tissue in the box and was about to wipe it on Princess Jinning's face.
"Get out, get out of the way, don't touch me. Princess Jinning opened Mao Xiaolin's hand, squatted down sadly, buried her head between her legs, and cried.
Mao Xiaolin panicked for a moment, didn't know what to do, and waited until Princess Jinning cried for a while, and then said carefully, "Princess Jinning, are you hungry?" Mao Xiaolin suddenly remembered what his mother often said to him, when he went out, he would not be homesick until he was full, so he asked.
Sure enough, Princess Jin Ning immediately stopped crying when she heard this, slowly raised her face with two tear stains, and looked at Mao Xiaolin with her eyes, don't think about it, she must be hungry.
Mao Xiaolin saw that he was still saved, and said to her, "Wait a minute, I'll buy you something to eat." Saying that, he picked up the piggy bank on the table and shook it, obviously just a few coins swaying, he poured it out with his backhand and counted, a total of only 9 yuan, although he looked embarrassed, but he still held the coin and ran out of the door, when he went out, he was afraid that Princess Jinning would be lonely, so he deliberately turned on the TV for her.
After a while, Mao Xiaolin entered the door with a plastic bag.
"What did you bring to Princess Ben?" Hearing the door, Princess Jin Ning looked over.
"I bought a bag of instant noodles and two fresh eggs, this is not two ham sausages, I am poor, don't be picky, pay and fill your stomach first." Mao Xiaolin carried the bag and pointed it to her.
"Instant noodles? They're delicious? I've never eaten them before. ”
"It must be delicious, don't worry, I'll cook it for you, fortunately, the guy has everything." A few minutes later, the water boiled, Mao Xiaolin beat the eggs into the pot, then put in the instant noodles and boiled them, and served them to Princess Jinning.
"Huhu, it's so hot!" Princess Jin Ning stretched out her tongue and fanned her little hand as soon as she took a sip.
"You eat slowly, and no one will rob you.
Princess Jin Ning raised her head, stared at Mao Xiaolin with innocent eyes for a few seconds, and then lay on the table and sucked and ate.
Mao Xiaolin quietly looked at the princess who didn't care about her image, and saw that she had a great appetite to eat what she cooked, and her inner mood naturally improved.
"Knock knock. There was a sudden knock at the door, Mao Xiaolin got up and greeted him, twisting the handle to open the door.
"Hello, may I ask if this is Mr. Mao Xiaolin's home?" It turned out to be two uniformed policemen, this assault made Mao Xiaolin panic in his heart, thinking, "Did I commit something? How could the police come to my house? I was really speechless, first the princess of the Tang Dynasty, and then the two policemen, my God, what did I do wrong." ”
"Hey, sir?" Seeing that Mao Xiaolin was a little sluggish, the policeman shouted again.
"Wow...... I, I'm Mao Xiaolin, what are the two of you doing at my house? Mao Xiaolin took a long time to calm down and replied.
"Oh, that's right, we are the police of the Sixth Detachment Police Station of Hupi City, according to the people's reaction, your home has a tendency to explode, so come to visit, you don't have to be nervous, please tell me what the situation is. ”
"Explosion?" Mao Xiaolin suddenly remembered Princess Jin Ning, with the leaky roof room and the collapsed bed, if this was discovered by the police, it would be entangled in a big matter.
"Don't you know about this, or were you not at home at all?" the policeman asked in confusion.
"This, I think you should have misunderstood, I have been staying at home, there has never been any explosion at all, it must have been a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. Mao Xiaolin, who was sweating profusely, hurriedly explained.
"In that case, I feel like we need to go in and take a closer look, Mr. Mao thought. Through the conversation with Mao Xiaolin, the police seemed to notice something.
"This, this is not good, in my house, in my house, in ......."
Thank you. Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the police, which made it difficult for Mao Xiaolin to ride a tiger, and it would not work if he was not allowed to enter.
"In that case, please put it. Mao Xiaolin opened the door completely from the inside and stood aside, and waited for the police to enter the room, then hurriedly came in, picked up the thermos, poured two glasses of water, and brought them up.
"The two of them drank first. ”
When the police entered the door, they glanced around, of course, the bed that fell apart, the roof that broke the roof, and the girl who was wearing a palace costume and eating instant noodles, all came into view.
The two policemen looked at each other and said with some embarrassment, "This ...... This, Mr. Mao, Mr. Mao, I think we have already understood the situation, we shouldn't have to ask about your private affairs, but please don't make such a big move in the future, this ...... It's not good if this alarms the nearby residents, and nothing else is wrong, so you should pay attention to it in the future!"
"You, you may have ........ by mistake" Mao Xiaolin's face was already red to the root of his ears, and he wanted to explain something, but he had to swallow it again in order not to fill in other troubles.
The policeman with the blue record book was about to leave after speaking, but as soon as he turned around, he was stopped by another policeman.
"May I ask Mr. Mao, how did you do it? The policeman asked, pointing to the hole in the roof.
"This ......" Mao Xiaolin squeaked for a long time and didn't say why, at this time, Princess Jinning, who was eating instant noodles on the side, took a sip of soup, pushed the bowl forward and burped, "That hole was smashed by Princess Ben." ”
The two policemen suddenly set their eyes on Princess Jin Ning, "Little girl, are you sure that you smashed this hole in the roof?"
"That's right, it was this princess who smashed it, how about it?" It's different when you're full, and Princess Jinning's brutal appearance resurfaces.
"Why did you smash it?" the policeman asked gently.
"Well, it's not that I have to smash it, but I broke it when I flew over. Mao Xiaolin on the side directly covered his face with his hands, such a bloody thing can still be said by her seriously, even if it is a mouse hole, she wants to turn into the mood.
"Hehe, little girl, you are too humorous, it is our job to manage the security here, so please answer our questions truthfully. The two policemen asked seriously with a smile on their faces.
"Who do you call little girl? You people don't have any rules, but I'm the princess of the Tang Dynasty royal family, even if you don't bow down, you don't even call Her Royal Highness the princess?" Princess Jin Ning roared as if she had lost her temper.