Episode 390 This kid is like me
Li Yourao waved her hand impatiently:
"Get out of here!"
She hates Yu Qiyun the most when she has nothing to do, so she makes a fool of herself. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info and now that this big beauty has been made into a person who has thousands of stenches, she is in an extremely unhappy mood, and she has no time to listen to Yu Qiyunxiu mysterious.
"Don't you want to slash the enemy?" Yu Qiyun clasped his hands to his chest and laughed, "Beauty, give a beating to the little spider that caused you to fall into the dung pit, I heard that it is more suitable for bathing." ”
Li Yourao's body was shocked, and her apricot eyes widened:
"You said that the six--you were caught?"
The word sister, she couldn't help but say it in time, and when she mentioned it, the double humiliation and fear made her face flush. It was her nightmare!
"That's right, that little liar is in our hands. Chun Fuyu smiled in his mouth, and said in place of Yu Qiyun:
"Do you want to beat him up and get angry?"
The reason why she rushed to say it was because she was afraid that Yu Qiyun would instigate Li Enchanting to beat the spider to death because of a joke, after all, they still had to pass by Spider Island.
As far as she knows, the spiders on Spider Island are quite eye-catching, and if it is not necessary, try not to provoke them, so as not to bring unforeseen disasters.
Chun Fuyu's words made Li Enchanting's face change several emojis, and after a moment of silence, she said something that made all Yu Qiyun's surprised cells scream:
"You see, I just want to take a shower. ”
The tone of this sentence was very erratic, because when Li Enchanting said this, in her mind, the black spider soaked in milk when she was 7 years old turned out to be somewhat similar to the black spider that deceived herself.
Like twin brothers, the two black spiders danced treacherously in the drawer of Li's enchanting memories, which made her shudder.
An unspeakable terror was like a spider web, binding Li Enchanting's whole body tighter and tighter, making her face as white as paper.
……
Li Enchanting's words made Yu Qiyun take a few steps back, it is hard to imagine that this soft sentence came from the mouth of the domineering Li Enchantment, she has always been a woman who is happy and revengeful.
He even wondered if Li Da Meinu's head had been smoked by hornbill droppings.
Chun Fuyu was also taken aback, although she had only been together for two days, she also knew that the little girl in front of her was not a weak little flower who was bullied.
Her white eyes squinted at Yu Qiyun:
"Since the bewitching sister paper is willing to show mercy to her subordinates, you can let that kid go. ”
"Then we have to collect some benefits. Yu Qiyun returned to his true nature of smiling and grinning, and stretched out his hand to Li Enchanting:
"Lend me your nunchuck. ”
Since Li Yourao didn't do it, he didn't do it, and finally caught the kid who was running the train with his mouth, and he had to give him a few swollen bags for free.
For memory, swollen packs are a good condiment.
But what he didn't expect was that even this small request, Li Yourao didn't agree, for her, even if there was a spider hair on the stick, it would make her sleep.
Yu Qiyun glanced at Li Enchanting silently, and felt that her performance today was really abnormal, and he couldn't figure out the reason, he could only think that in the dark bird cave, Li Enchanting might have been brainwashed by bird droppings.
After a moment of distraction, he waved his hand at the two ladies in a dashing manner: "You wait, I'll come when I go!"
Whistling and beating hip-hop beats, he staggered into the depths of the foliage, and he decided:
Climb on top of the spider's head and give him a rain from the sky, since he caused Li Yourao to roll in the dung heap, it is natural to pour urine on this benevolent brother.
Just as he was brewing the water in his body all the way, imagining the scene of this little spider posing as a butterfly roaring angrily under the yellow liquid, his heart was already happy.
But in the next second, his smooth whistle suddenly stopped.
After a while, he suddenly ran over, picked up the rope that had been bitten into seventeen or eighteen pieces on the branch, and made a crying and grabbing the ground, and his heart was also broken.
Yu Qiyun roared silently in the sky, this is the baby bump he was surfing with a crocodile Yang Fan, you spider can escape, why do you bite the rope so much?
Just when Yu Qiyun was in pain, a green leaf above his head was trembling slightly, and seeing Yu Qiyun's crazy appearance, Spider Xiaoliu smiled like a budding flower.
This guy is such a fool, how can a soft rope beat his sharp fangs?
That's not enough, though.
He remembered clearly and humiliatingly that Mr. Yu Qiyun had kicked him twice, kicking him so much that his cold hair exploded.
……
Yu Qiyun sighed and summed up a valuable experience: this rope that can tie humans into a sturdy zongzi is a piece of tofu in front of the teeth and claws of the insects in the rainforest, and he can't be stupid enough to use a rope to tie up a tough insect in the future.
This nylon rope was carefully purchased by him online, and in addition to not being able to deal with insects in the rainforest, it is extremely useful, so Yu Qiyun knelt on his knees, lowered his head, and affectionately picked up the short ropes on the branches one by one.
At this time, drops of cold liquid spilled in the air, Yu Qiyun was caught off guard, and was poured on his face, he stretched out his hand to wipe it, and a sullen commotion came to his face.
Yu Qiyun's nose fluttered, and his face changed greatly!
"This is pee!"
He held his breath and rolled to the side, just to hear the presumptuous laughter in his ears, Yu Qiyun raised his embarrassed face, and saw that above, a black spider was rolling on a leaf with a smile!
Urine and ridicule made Yu Qiyun burn like a fireball, and he roared along the branches of the tree to kill the spider Xiaoliu!
Spider Xiaoliu quieted down, stretched a long lazy waist in the direction of Yu Qiyun, squinted his six eyes, and admired Yu Qiyun's angry expression all the way.
At the moment when Yu Qiyun broke into the leaves, Spider Xiaoliu's buttocks shot into the sky, and a snowy spider silk pulled him into the air, like a kite off the string.
The sound of playful laughter came from the air into Yu Qiyun's ears:
"Hey, the boy who drinks pee, give you a message about your brain, and say that the sixth sister misses her very much! ha!"
After saying this, he rode away.
Yu Qiyun was on that green leaf, like an electrified rabbit, jumping and jumping towards the sky, and suddenly laughed:
"This kid... Kind of like me!"
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Li Enchanting and Chun Fuyu paced back and forth on the leaves, frowning at each other: Yu Qiyun, this guy has been gone for so long, why hasn't he come back yet?
Nothing will happen, right?
When they were hesitating to take a look, Xiao Yu's voice came from afar:
"Ahem, that... I want to take a shower too!"
There was also a strange sullen commotion that drifted along with these words, so much so that Li Enchanting almost rolled off the leaves. (To be continued.) )