Chapter Seventy-Nine: Meet Han Min'er and Fight Wine!
Zheng Xudong heard Ivanka say that a mung bean fly came, and when he followed her gaze, sure enough, a "mung bean fly" walked towards them from a distance. Before the "fly" arrived, Ivanka told him about the origin of the "fly".
"This person's name is Min'er. Han, in your East Asian country, the surname is first, so it is called Han Min'er, Korean. Zheng Xudong listened to what she said, this person should be a woman, but after taking a look just now, he didn't see it with his current eyes. It's also that he only pays attention to the green "Kill Matt" style, and hasn't had time to pay attention to gender issues. He glanced at Ivanka again during the intermittent conversation, still not having time to pay attention to the gender, because the smoky makeup on that face made it impossible to take the time to look at anything else.
Ivanka continued: "Some people say that she is the illegitimate daughter of Shin Dongbin, the chairman of the Korean Letian Group. It seems to me that this man is the embodiment of a typical socially created contradiction. First of all, she is five years younger than me, she was born in eight or six years, but she was in the same grade as me in college, and I heard that she started skipping grades in elementary school, and people who knew her said that she was a top student, just like me. At this point, she proudly straightened her chest. "She's also a good communicator, and I haven't heard of anyone who has a bad relationship, but some people say she's a lace side (lesbian *sexual*love), and no one has seen her dating men, but on the contrary, she has a good impression of me. Originally, we could still communicate normally when I didn't hear that she was that, but when I heard that she was that, I gradually moved away from her. By the way, there is another thing that she admires for those of us, in the years of college, we know that she is a master of financial management, often while going to school while speculating in some securities, futures and other things, making more money and losing less. I heard that her assets have exceeded $50 million over the years. And I heard that she didn't seem to have a good relationship with her family, and refused any help from her family, especially money. All these years she has earned her own money. ”
Hearing her introduction here, Zheng Xudong asked: "Then why do you say that she is the embodiment of a typical contradiction created by society?"
Because she is not like a human being when she is rational, and she is not like a person when she is crazy! So everyone respects her! But she is often surrounded by people who are just as crazy as her. Ivanka explained.
At this time, Han Min'er pushed away the "fans" around her and came to Ivanka's side, "Hey, Xiaoyi, what have you been busy with lately? I look at your husband's kidney deficiency, he has been harmed by you a lot during this time, you work harder, and quickly let him die of kidney deficiency. ”
"Han, please call me Ivanka, or Trump, we haven't known each other to that extent, and I have friends here, please do whatever you want. Don't bother us. Ivanka said angrily when she heard her words.
"Yo, there's an Oba here, are you from Seoul, or Busan? I think you look like you're from Seoul. Han Min'er squinted at Zheng Xudong and said.
"I'm Chinese, not Korean. Zheng Xudong replied.
"Ah, Xiao Yi, when did you fall in love with the Huaxia people? Leave him, they are stupid, stupid and poor, come to me. Han Min'er said arrogantly.
"Han, please don't insult my friend, say it again, please call me Ivanka, or Trump, and get out of here, or I'm going to call the manager here!" Ivanka said angrily when she heard her insult Zheng Xudong.
Han Min'er was very surprised to see that Ivanka was really angry, she didn't expect Ivanka to be angry with her for this Chinese person, so she turned to Zheng Xudong and said, "Boy, this woman is not something you can control." Otherwise you will die under her pomegranate skirt sooner or later. ”
Zheng Xudong saw that Ivanka's face turned white with anger, and he was just about to find the bar manager, so he stopped her, and then said to Han Min'er: "First of all, I don't know you, you Koreans are of this quality, so impolitely disturbing others to eat." Besides, we are friends, I can't leave her, you don't need to worry about it, you still have to go back to China to study and understand which country the Buddha and Confucius are, and then it is better to come out. Finally, I know that my body is very strong, or you should try it. ”
Zheng Xudong's words made the people around her laugh, and Han Min'er saw that everyone was laughing at her, and even the "fans" around her were snickering. The little face turned white with anger, but after a moment he laughed, and laughed loudly, "Boy, it's been a long time since anyone dared to talk to me like that. ”
Zheng Xudong thought to himself, who are you, and he spoke in such a loud tone, "That's because no one wants to talk to you, so no one talks to you." At this time, the people around him laughed again, and even Ivanka was amused by him.
Han Min'er didn't get angry, but said with a smile: "You Huaxia people don't talk about anything, but in fact, your heart is very empty. So, do you dare to play a game with me?"
Zheng Xudong did not agree to her, but said: "Whether we Huaxia people are false or not, you know very well in your hearts, otherwise you will not do everything possible to prove that this is yours and that is also yours!" Then he turned his head and said to Ivanka: "Ivanka, you know that a very famous joke popular in our country is about Koreans." ”
Ivanka said very cooperatively: "Then you talk about it!" At this time, the people in the bar saw that there was a bustle here and gathered around their tables, and then Zheng Xudong continued:
"Their scientists were anxious when they saw that the United States had also landed on the moon and China had also landed on the moon, and in order to show the strength of their country, they worked out a plan to land on the sun, and then everyone asked them, the temperature on the surface of the sun is more than 6,000 degrees, how hot is it, do you know what their scientists say?"
At this time, it was useless for Ivanka to ask, and the people around him asked in unison, "What did they say?"
Zheng Xudong thought to himself that these people should not praise the actors, and they are blind. Then he continued: "Scientists in South Korea say, let's go at night!"
When he finished his last words, the audience burst into laughter, in fact, they knew that it was impossible for Korean scientists to say this, but who cares!) Zheng Xudong's speech style was very similar to their American talk show, so he quickly won the favor of the surrounding audience.
Han Min'er could no longer control her angry anger: "Huaxia boy, sharp teeth and sharp mouth, did you dare to play a game with us when I said just now?"
"I don't know you, why do you want to play games with you, besides, you look so shocking, like the scene of a car accident!" everyone laughed when they heard him say this.
"Remember, our ancient Chinese once said: It's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to be scared! Go back to Mars, the earth is too dangerous!" Zheng Xudong shrugged his shoulders after speaking. Then he said to Ivanka, "Let's order, I'm hungry just after I got off the plane!" Ivanka quickly asked the waitress to order a few specialties here.
Han Min'er saw Zheng Xudong constantly taunting her, so she said to Zheng Xudong, "If you don't dare, you don't dare, it's useless to say anything else, if you don't dare, leave Ivanka quickly." Hmph!"
Zheng Xudong was really a headache when he saw this Korean girl grinding here, "Let me ask you first, what kind of game do you have?"
Han Min'er saw that he was hooked and hurriedly said, "It's better than drinking!"
"What if you win, and what if you lose?" Zheng Xudong asked.
"We both gamble money, and whoever loses by drinking loses loses his bet. Han Min'er asked.
When Zheng Xudong heard that it was gambling again, this time he didn't even have a little passion, and asked listlessly, "How much is betting? ”
The more Han Min'er listened, the happier she became, thinking that you would let this Huaxia kid drink until she vomited blood for a while, and she still wanted to win!" "Okay, let's bet 500,000 US dollars." Don't you dare!"
At this time, Ivanka grabbed Zheng Xudong's hand and whispered: "Honey, don't bet with her, I know that she has a few people who can drink very well, I just said that she is not like a person when she is rational, and she is not like a person when she is crazy! ”
"Don't worry, my dear, when has your man been scared of things!Look at how I kill this little girl's arrogance today!" Zheng Xudong gave her a reassuring look.
"Okay, boy, don't regret it! Han Min'er saw that this Huaxia kid had finally taken the bait, and hurriedly called the bar owner.
After the boss came, he first said hello to Ivanka, and then took out a POSE machine, and Han Min'er took out a bank card from the hood in her bust sling and took the lead in swiping 500,000 US dollars. Then the boss handed the POSE machine to Zheng Xudong and said, "We will charge one percent of the handling fee." ”
"Very reasonable!" Zheng Xudong saw Ivanka take out the bank card from his handbag, so he stopped it with his hand: "I'll come, don't worry!" took out the card and swiped it. Ivanka had no choice but to put the card back in her bag.
The boss invited the two of them to the stage to compete, after all, the venue is not big, the main thing is that they can also increase the viewing experience of the game, killing two birds with one stone. Both of them had no objections and came to the stage. At this time, the singers on the stage stopped singing when they saw the excitement, and got off the stage to find a good position to watch the game.
At this time, a big black man taller than Zheng Xudong stood beside him, Zheng Xudong turned around and asked Han Min'er, "What do you mean by this?"
"Did I say I was comparing to you?" said a little fox smile.
"No problem, it's not a comparison with anyone! He shrugged his shoulders as he spoke.
The kid makes your mouth hard, hoping you'll be able to laugh for a while. Han Min'er smiled and stretched out her hand and beckoned back, at this time three of her fans came to the stage, two of them each held a test tube rack in their hands, each shelf had ten test tubes inserted, and the third fan came up with a cardboard box in both hands, and the carton was written with the LOGO of "Red Star Erguotou" five red and fresh big characters, and the corner of the carton was also marked with alcohol content: 60 degrees, specifications: 12 bottles × 500ml.
"Awesome! In the foreign land of Philadelphia, you can drink the wine of your hometown. Awesome!" Zheng Xudong gave Han Min'er a thumbs up in his heart.
At this time, two test tube racks were placed on the table in the center of the stage, one left and one right, and then two Han Min'er fans opened the box containing the wine and took out the transparent glass wine bottle, which was still simple, and it was estimated that it was only twelve to fifteen yuan a bottle in China. Open two bottles and pour wine into the test tubes in the test tube rack, one bottle is exactly five test tubes, that is to say, one test tube is a standard 100 ml. Then the fans opened two more bottles and filled the test tubes again.
It seems that the situation is that one person drinks all the wine of ten test tubes on a test tube rack, that is, one thousand milliliters, two catties and sixty degrees and two pots.
The people present were stunned, the people who always played at the night club knew the horror of Huaxia Baijiu, although not everyone had heard of Erguotou, but what does sixty degrees mean.
AT THIS TIME, HAN MIN'ER STOOD IN THE CENTER OF THE ARENA AND RAISED HER HAND AND SHOUTED IN A LONG VOICE: "ARE YOU READY?" AND POINTED AT ZHENG XUDONG AND THE BIG AFRICAN BLACK MAN RESPECTIVELY. He was about to drop his arm and shout to start, when Zheng Xudong shouted loudly: "WAIT!"