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"My name is Onigiri, I'm from the Worm Tribe, and I'm a student of the Culinary Department of the Survival Academy. ”

A little chubby paper wearing a T-shirt with a coffee pattern printed on a cup of QQ emoji said.

Another whisper:

This man is so fat.

Like a big ginkgo on a tree.

Hehe, it looks delicious

……

In the last sentence, let the rice balls stumble.

"I'm a dog's nose soap! It's the ...... of the 'Angry Academy'"

Soap Soap was suddenly grabbed by Li Yourao's arm and said:

"It's... It's the general pass of the Survival Academy... Tong..."

"Communications! stupid!" was pinched again.

"It's a communications student!"

Soap's face twitched, and he gritted his teeth and finally finished speaking.

Today, she has a light green camisole shirt on her upper body and dark green denim cropped pants on her lower body, which looks like a newborn young leaf from a distance. A leaf that looked like it had been gnawed by an insect and stammered.

However, the stuttering is understandable, because in this introduction, the Distant Oriental Insect Tribe, the Survival Academy, etc., are all unified statements that Yue An discussed with everyone last night.

Cunning, they want to deliberately emphasize the origin of the "Survival Academy", so that they can logically apply to continue their studies at the Ants' Survival Academy, so as to achieve the purpose of living and mingling with the ants for a long time.

It's a pity that the little guy can't remember his own lines.

"My name is Yue An, I am from the Human Insect Tribe, and I am a student of the Animation Department of Survival Academy. ”

As the chief planner of the lines, Yue An helped the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and his answer was very smooth.

But the ants at the scene, including the queen, seemed to ignore his words, focusing all their attention on Yue An's glasses, as the only "four-eyed cute" among the 5 people, the ant executives began to whisper comments again:

It's terrifying!

Hey, have you ever seen a bug with a shell on its eyes?

I haven't seen it!

Me neither!

I don't think that's a shell.

This bug has a problem with its eyes!

Do you think that thing (glasses) will be?

What will it be?

It's a parasite like a mite!

No way?

I'll go!

That's terrible!

……

The more calm his expression became, the less calm he became, and in the end, it turned out to be blue and white, red and green, which was simply colorful.

The friends sneered and bent down.

……

"Okay, be quiet! don't be blind to the guests!"

Seeing that Yue An's expression was like a kaleidoscope, the queen couldn't help but speak out harshly and in time to stop it, so that Yue An couldn't help but cast a grateful look.

Rumors stop at the wise, and so does Queen Redroot.

The voice stopped, but between the various ant female bosses, the silent "touch" was very lively:

Are these human worms really from the same tribe?

How can there be fat and thin, red and green?

What the hell is it?

Also, what kind of psychology department, cooking department, animation department or something, I just can't understand what it's about?

And you see, you see!

All of them are simply third-degree cripples!

The insects in the rainforest have six hands and legs.

Poor for them, only four!

Yes, what's even more pitiful is that they don't even have decent claws on their hands and feet.

It looks completely unfeeling!

Is it true that they can hang up Mowgli?

yes, I'm skeptical?

Me too, too...

Yes, yes, yes, but the most pitiful thing is!

They don't even have the most important tentacles!

Haha, it's hard to move an inch without tentacles.

No wonder they came to us!

No, don't underestimate people!

Keep your eyes open and see, they have tentacles, aren't they all the ones with (hair)?

You're funny! That's a cold hair, okay?

The big red worm (Li Enchanting), the two thick (braids) and the little green worm (soap soap) on the head (cupola pigtails) are obviously antennae!

You're blind, it's still cold hair! It's just a cold hair tied up!

You're blind!

You're blind!

You, you, you......

……

Seeing the tentacles of the senior cadres under her command shaking frequently, arguing crookedly, the queen looked helpless and couldn't cry or laugh.

But the touch was silent, except for Jasmine's girl who was angry and ashamed on the side, Yu Qiyun's human expressions were pleasant, and they were clearly incomprehensible, so it was not offensive and rude, so she had to laugh slightly.

However, the queen is an understanding person, and she has always liked to open the skylight to speak brightly, in fact, the questions of the daughters on the scene are also her questions, so it is better to ask them generously.

"Ahem. She cleared her throat.

The scene was instantly quiet, and the ant executives stopped talking, knowing that the Queen Mother had something to say, and they all looked up at the Queen, their tentacles drooping, and they stood silent.

……

"On behalf of the tribe, I would like to ask you a few questions and ask for your forgiveness if you are offended. ”

The queen smiled, and her tone was as tactful as possible.

"You are too polite, if you have any questions, just ask, we will answer truthfully, and we know everything and say everything. ”

Yu Qiyun smiled generously and stepped forward.

In fact, Yu Qiyun and Yue An had already been mentally prepared for these questions, and even carefully did a Q&A exercise.

This meeting.

It is extremely important for their future plans to make an excellent first impression on the queen, so that their requirements can be adopted and satisfied, and they can get closer to their long-term goals step by step.

……

The Queen's question is:

What kind of animals are you human worms?

How far is it from here?

What is the lifestyle?

What are predators?

What is food?

Are you fireflies? Or are you relatives of fireflies?

Why does it glow?

Do you have tentacles?

Is that red-shelled companion really poisonous?

What the hell is that eye?

What are your self-defense skills?

Finally, there are three questions:

What are you coming to Ant Valley for?

How long do you want to stay with us?

What do you ask of us?

……

These 15 series of sharp questions not only made Yu Qiyun and his partners tingle their scalps. Even all the ant executives present admired the queen's mother, and the water of the Yellow River was gushing endlessly.

The queen is out of the horse, a top hundred!

Haha, look at the stupid appearance of those people, they were firmly suppressed every time!

Ant Jasmine stood beside Yu Qiyun and was uneasy, thinking to herself that the queen mother was really fast, accurate and ruthless?

It was a surprise to the audience.

After Yu Qiyun stopped for a few seconds, the corners of his mouth curled up with confidence, and he drove the train out with a whimper:

We humans are social social animals like you, but unlike you, we are half male and half female.

Our tribe is far away from your ant valley, and it takes a week for birds to fly, a month for fish to swim, and a year for ants to walk.

We have the same way of life as you do, planting and grazing, gathering fruit, and so on.

Our natural predators are like you, other carnivorous human worms and other carnivorous insects.

Our food, in addition to our homemade and processed food, is similar to yours, such as mushrooms, honeydew, fruits, etc.

We're not fireflies, and we're not fireflies' cousins, we shine because we can make things that shine. It's like processed food.

We have antennae, but not as long as yours, right on the side of our face, just like your antennae, one on each side, we call them ears.

The companion with the red shell (Li Enchanting) is not poisonous inside and out, please feel free to taste it, please feel free to touch it.

The thing that the brown-haired companion wears on his eyes, which we call glasses, is not naturally long, but also a tool that we make ourselves, and wears it on the eyes, so that the eyes can see farther and more clearly.

Our self-defense skills mainly rely on our brains, prescribing the right medicine, and adapting to the situation. If you win, you will fight, and if you can't win, you will run, and you will be flexible.

……

In the last three questions, Yu Qiyun's expression was very subtle and mysterious, and he only said one sentence:

Your Majesty, can we talk privately?

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