889. There is a thief's heart but no thief's courage

"I suddenly found out that in addition to being a hooligan, you still have advantages. Concubine Luo giggled and began to laugh.

And at this time, Bai Jingjing was stunned: "Husband, confess leniently and resist strictly, what kind of hooligan, whose girl do you fancy again?"

I cried out: "No, no, I didn't do anything......"

"Do you still say no?" Luo Feijiao smiled, "Then what you did to me doesn't count?"

I almost spurted blood, and said that this Concubine Luo was deliberately messing with me, I said, "That's not counted, and it was a joke with you, didn't we almost quarrel at that time." ”

"What did you do to her?" Bai Jingjing clenched her pink fist, and the murderous aura of her whole body struck, "You didn't even let go of a remnant soul, you...... You...... Do you want us to have a few ghost girls here in addition to our sisters?"

"Daughter-in-law, listen to my explanation, I didn't mean that, actually...... Actually, I didn't do anything excessive at that time, it was just ...... It's just ...... "I don't even know how to explain it."

"What's that?" she snorted.

"I just tried her size, didn't I get a new ability, so I reshaped a body for Miss Luofei, I was also angry at that time, you know, this person...... Once you get angry, your IQ becomes zero, and you don't blame me. "I'm dying.

Concubine Luo said leisurely: "Don't blame you, then blame me? I took advantage of you, and you still blame me? Is that you going to take advantage of the girls all over the world, then they all owe you, and they should be taken advantage of by you?"

"You're talking nonsense, wait, Jingjing, it's really not what you think, and look at it, it's not like nothing hasn't happened now!" I said, leaning closer to Bai Jingjing.

Bai Jingjing raised her eyebrows, and she said, "Oh~~~ I see, you still want something to happen!"

"Ouch, hey, my mouth!" I patted my mouth, and said that the more I explained this, it was simply discrediting myself, so I simply turned around and left, but it caused a coquettish laugh from Long Xian'er and Bai Jingjing, it seemed that they were not angry......

came to the living room and was about to chat with other girls, but then Yang Mengqi said: "Big bad guy, you blocked my TV!"

"I ......" I was dumbfounded, so I simply walked over, but I didn't think that the girls wouldn't give me a seat, I had no choice but to sit on the ground, causing everyone to laugh.

At this time, my daughter crawled on the carpet, it turned out to be Sun Xuan, Xuan'er came to my arms, and I doted on it, and said: "Baby girl, come, your father and I will make you a horse." ”

As soon as I put my daughter on my neck, I felt a hot stream coming from the back of my head, and I felt that something was wrong, and then my clothes were soaking wet and dripping down.

"Even you bullied me!" I cried out in agony, looking back at the women, one by one, their faces turned red, and they almost burst into laughter.

I was poured urine by my daughter, and I came to the bathroom to change my clothes in embarrassment, but I found that Ning'er was going to the toilet, and she closed the glass door with a shy sound.

Good guy, the glass door seemed to have a grudge against me, and it actually caught my nose, and I screamed: "Ning'er, my good Ning'er, open the door quickly, I didn't come here to peek, you caught my nose!"

"Don't, don't come in, I haven't lifted my skirt yet!" Ning'er said in a panic.

Finally, Ning'er opened the door, looking at me in embarrassment, she blushed her face, took a wet towel and wiped my nose and said, "Wukong, do you hurt?"

I looked at the wipes, frowned, and said, "I remember that there were only a few buckets of paper towels at home, and I didn't buy them......

As soon as the words fell, Ning'er's whole face turned red, she covered her face, and suddenly threw the "wet wipes" on my face, and fled: "Wow, Wukong is a hooligan!"

As soon as I spoke, I came to the middle of the girls, and immediately I found that they seemed to think that I had bullied Ning'er, and they all looked at me viciously.

Especially Wang Ziwei, who changed her usual gentle and capable expression, she said angrily: "Brother, this is wrong for you, Ning'er, she is only sixteen years old, she is still underage, how can you do such a thing to her, besides, you have to do it, don't you have so many sisters?"

"I ...... I ......, "I don't know how to explain it for a while."

"Sure enough, people are right, any man has a beast living in his heart, I see that Xianggong is looking at Ning Er, and he can't help but start, woo woo woo, are we old, you dislike us?"

I immediately said: "Ladies and fairies, I don't mean that, besides, are you old? all of them are like fairies, how can you be old, from the outsider's point of view, you are all eighteen-year-old handsome girls!"

"So that's the case, because we are eighteen years old, and Ning'er is sixteen years old, sure enough, men are like cows, they only pick tender grass to eat, this old grass is not rare!" Ling waihan snorted.

It seems that this is a place of right and wrong right now, and if you fight for it, you can only sleep on the sofa at night, or you can't sleep on the sofa, then you can only sleep on the balcony, as the so-called good men don't fight with women, I go out to smoke and always do it.

I didn't expect my cigarettes to be gone, Jiang Wanting, who was holding the child at this time, said: "Husband, how many times have you said that smoking is not good for your health......"

"What about my cigarettes?"

"It's in the toilet,......" Jiang Wanting said with an innocent face, "Will you blame me?"

I wanted to cry without tears, so I forced a smile and said, "No, how can I blame you, you are caring about me, I'll go outside...... Breathable and for a walk!"

"It's good to go, don't send it away!" Li Pujia said with a smile, "Come, sisters, I heard that there are a few new dramas recently, let's watch them together, right?"

"Okay, I'm worried that I won't chase it for a while!" Guo Kexin smiled playfully.

I looked at them, and my heart said that they were ignoring me, so I came outside in a gloomy way, and happened to meet the little diamond wind who was walking, and the little diamond wind looked at me and said happily: "Big brother, why did you come out?"

"No, it's just coming out to breathe, aha, haha!" I laughed.

"Why do you feel the smell of your body, the smell of urine, are you peeing your pants?" Xiao Zhuanfeng was heartbroken, "Big brother, I told you a long time ago, although my sisters-in-law are all beauties, but as men, we also have to care about our kidneys, if this kidney is not good, the body will be weak, and the body will be weak, which is a very terrifying thing." ”

"Stinky boy. I laughed and cursed, "Is there any smoke?"

"Yes, I went out for a walk just to smoke, you know, my family is very strict, when I was in Lion Camel City, it was obedient to me, and now more than ten years have passed, the original form is exposed, all day long, that is called a ferocious. Little Diamond Wind said with a frown.

I took a bite of a cigarette, and Little Diamond immediately lit it for me with a match, and I laughed, "Why don't you use a lighter?"

"I still like old things, such as this match, this thing only tastes good enough when you light a cigarette, if you change to a lighter, the first puff of smoke is with the smell of gasoline!"

I sat on a stone pier, and at this time, Xiao Zhuanfeng was squatting on the ground, and he looked at me with a smile: "Brother, now that the world is peaceful, do you have any ideas?"

"What's the idea?"

I recently decided to go to Sanya with my daughter-in-law and children, and then go on vacation for three months to enjoy the fun of life. Little Diamond said with a smirk.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I heard that you have a good relationship with Su Xiaojiu of the Sky Fox Clan recently, are you planning to ......?"

I held out a little finger.

However, Xiao Zhuanfeng immediately held my little finger: "Big brother, don't be kidding, don't you know, my wife is a green lantern ghost......?

"Why?"

"There is a thief's heart but not a thief's guts!" Xiao Zhuanfeng smiled obscenely.

At this time, I suddenly saw a figure the size of a truck standing behind Xiao Zhuanfeng, and I swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, "Brother, I'm going to run, you...... Ask for your own blessings......"

"Alas, big brother, don't go, let me tell you, Su Xiaojiu's figure is called a good one...... "Xiao Zhuanfeng recruited me obscenely.

At this time, the green lantern ghost appeared under the street lamp with a mace: "The figure is called a good one, how good is it?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng's face immediately became gloomy, and his hands trembled a little: "No...... Hello no daughter-in-law......"

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