Chapter Eighty-Three: A Joke
In his sleep, he was awakened by a phone ringing, Zhang Yang saw that the number was Zheng Feihong again, he scolded in his heart, and reluctantly picked up the phone.
"Why, why do you disturb me every time I sleep. Zhang Yang got up full of anger.
"Dude, are you sick, or do you always sleep in the middle of the day?"
"Grass, can't speak. "Zhang Yang is so angry.
"Yes, don't grind, come out quickly, my brother will invite you to dinner. ”
"Why are you so kind and rich?" Zhang Yangzhuan pulled his shoes into the living room, pressed the fan switch, and turned his back directly to the fan.
"Why do you care so much, can you come?"
"Where?" Zhang Yang glanced at the electronic watch on the wall, it was almost four o'clock, and he was really a little hungry.
Putting down the phone, Zhang Yang took a shower again, suddenly remembered Xiao Huang, summoned the storage space, saw that Xiao Huang was still in the original position, and his expression did not change at all, he looked at the "measuring instrument" again, and the number on it changed from 21.6 to 20.1, a decrease of 1.5.
Zhang Yang calculated, Xiao Huang had been in the space for nearly three hours, and according to the rate of oxygen consumption, if the volume ratio of oxygen was reduced to 5%, it would take about thirty hours.
In general, it is difficult for a person to survive when the oxygen volume ratio is less than 6%, and the survival ability of the puppy is stronger, and in the case of 5%, it should not die immediately.
That is, the puppy can survive in the space for more than a day without being in a hurry to replenish oxygen.
Zhang Yang was relieved, packed up his clothes, and walked out of the door.
Xinyi City is located on the commercial street of Fengjing Middle Street, where every night, the entire pedestrian street is flashing with neon lights, and the young men and women who go out shopping are like carp crossing the river, rubbing shoulders with each other, and the Kitaya seafood buffet is located on the fifth floor of the Xinyi City Mall.
Zhang Yang saw three people at the exit of the subway, and after a while, the four of them laughed for a while, then walked towards the new city, and when they took the elevator to the fifth floor, they saw a long line in front of the brightly lit Kitaya cafeteria.
Zhang Yang was immediately blindsided, and he cast a puzzled gaze on Nie Quan, who was also dumbfounded.
"Chubby, what's going on?" Zheng Feihong asked.
Among the four of them, only Nie Quan had been here, and he had proposed to come here for dinner.
"Grass, how do I know? You ask me, I ask who to go. With so many people, you don't need money to eat. "Nie Quan doesn't know what's going on, it wasn't like this last time I came here.
"Then don't ask yet, but you tricked us. If something goes wrong, you're responsible. Zhang Yang slapped Nie Quan's buttocks.
Nie Quan was like an angry bag, he glanced at the three of them sadly, and when he saw that there was no sympathy for him, he walked to the line dejectedly and quickly and asked the couple standing at the end of the row.
"Brother, ask me, why are there so many people today?"
The couple looks like they are twenty-three or four years old, the boy is thin and tall, wearing a pair of rimless myopia glasses, polite, a white T-shirt with AF on the upper body, gray shorts on the lower body, the girl has fair skin, beautiful appearance, wearing a white suspender crop top and black denim shorts, a pair of straight long legs, and she is almost chubby and tall.
The girl is looking down on her phone, and the boy is looking at what the girl is looking at next to the girl's head.
The boy was disturbed by Xiaopang, he was in a bad mood, he turned his head to look at Nie Quan and Zhang Yang standing behind him, he was too lazy to answer Nie Quan's question, but when he saw the four of them staring at each other, he didn't want to cause trouble, so he said impatiently:
"Discount today, buy one get one free. ”
After saying that, he turned his head to look at his girlfriend's phone, and the girl seemed to be accustomed to him checking the contents of her phone, and did not express her dissatisfaction with his disrespectful behavior.
Nie Quan immediately became excited, without the depression just now, he said to the three people standing behind him:
"Feihong, you picked up the bargain today, hurry up and stand up, I'll go to the front and ask. Nie Quan also saw which boy in front of him was unhappy, and he didn't want to ask him about the rest of the things.
The three of them honestly stood behind the couple according to Nie Quan's instructions, and Nie Quan went to the restaurant to ask the waiter. After a while, Nie Quan ran back again.
"It's not even there, it's half past five to release people, 108 per person, buy one get one free, the four of us only need to spend two people's money. ”
Zhang Yang rolled his eyes at him, ignored him, Zheng Feihong and Li Xuesong didn't look at Nie Quan, and the depressed Nie Quan couldn't wait to jump from the patio on the fifth floor.
Nie Quan heard about this, and the middle-aged couple who were just lined up behind Zhang Yang had already said it, so the three of them already knew what Nie Quan said, so they did not affirm Nie Quan's credit.
The four of them were idle, chatting about Zheng Feihong and Nie Quan's job search, and after chatting a few words, they began to be filled with righteous indignation, cursing that this society is full of unspoken rules, and even some private enterprises recruit female employees, but also choose beautiful ones, and put the assessment of ability to the second, no wonder the development of private enterprises in Huaguo is slow, and the boss's mind is on women.
Listening to their complaints, Zhang Yang remembered a joke and couldn't help laughing.
"Yang Zi, what are you laughing at, is it so funny?" Zheng Feihong was picking his nostrils with his little finger, and when he saw that Zhang Yang's smile didn't seem funny, he asked.
Zhang Yang hurriedly explained.
"I'm not laughing at you, I just remembered a joke that you want to hear or not. ”
Zheng Feihong couldn't wait to say: "Yellow!"
Zhang Yang smiled without saying a word, and Nie Quan immediately became interested.
"Hitting a child on a rainy day, being idle is also idle, hurry. ”
The boy standing in front of the four of them looked back at them with disdain, and the girl also looked up at Zhang Yang curiously. The boy moved his body to block the girl's vision, as if Zhang Yang and the four of them would pollute the girl's eyes.
Even so, the boy didn't give up, he dragged the girl forward slightly, it seemed that Zhang Yang and the four of them were the plague, and they could hide as far as they could. But how can this be avoided, unless they don't eat this meal, and this advantage is not taken.
Although Nie Quan was honest, he could also see the good or bad of the face, the boy's expression made him feel insulted, he opened his mouth to speak, Zhang Yang pulled his head and stopped his provocation.
"Stay is stay, you talk. ”
Li Xuesong was kind on the surface, but he was holding back the bad in his heart, and he also saw the boy's expression, so he added to the idea of disgusting and disgusting the boy. Zhang Yang understood and followed Li Xuesong's words and told the joke he heard.
"One day, when a company was recruiting, the boss of the company sat at his desk and asked dozens of female college students who came to apply, 'Tell me what advantages you have'. Female college students rushed to report their homes: 'I am Peking University', 'I am Jiaotong University', 'I am Zhejiang University'、...... Suddenly, a girl's loud voice shook everyone out, 'I'm bogging!'
The boss slapped the table and said, 'It's you!' Afterwards, the boss called the girl to his private office, closed the doors and windows, and closed the curtains. He said, 'Take it out and see it.' The girl did not hurry to take out the diploma of 'Ningbo University'......"