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On TV, the two-minute dance was over.

Taking advantage of the host's cross-talk, Chenyang seized the time to glance at the microbroadcast just now.

Views: 2.3 million.

Forwards: 950,000.

Comments: 500,000.

Likes: 1.2 million.

Just at a glance, this guy immediately came to his senses, holding his mobile phone and showing off to his mother and father, "Mom, what am I talking about, your son and I read about a million minutes and a million, you didn't believe it just now, how about now?" ”

Mom glanced at the screen, and hit Chenyang seriously, "What's so strange about more than 900,000 fans reading millions of people, one person clicks on you, this is 900,000 readings." ”

Mom handed over the phone, "If you really have the ability, you can try my number." ”

Chenyang was speechless, "Okay, Mom, just you, who plays with Weibo as a circle of friends, I'll give you a million readings, believe it or not, netizens will flesh you every minute." ”

My mother was unconvinced, "Human flesh is human flesh, I can sit upright, and they can still eat me?"

Chenyang said shamefully, "Okay, okay, you, just rest your fiery heart, and when I am whitewashed, I will prove it to you, and then let you go to the unit to show off." ”

Mom and dad are not senior netizens, they don't know the power of the Internet at all, and before he becomes stronger, this guy doesn't dare to push the old couple into the public eye.

The father said to the mother, "Look at my son, he is amazing, and he can prove it to you." ”

Chenyang said, "That's, it's necessary, I'll tell you Dad, I don't blow or black, now with my popularity, I can fight all over the world! ”

Mom crossed her waist and scolded her father, "I'm your mother and still use you little rabbit cub to prove it?"

Chenyang was speechless, "Isn't that on the Internet, there are thousands of people who play microcasting, who knows that you are my mother, and now the people who are my wife are still gathering, just now, there are still people crying and shouting to give me a monkey." ”

Dawn interjected, "And then?"

"And then, of course, your brother and I righteously refused!" This stinky bug was committed again, and he singled out what was beneficial to himself, and did not mention that the monkey was born just now was a man.

"Appeal ......"

"What are you talking about, little girl, don't believe your brother?"

"I don't dare," Chenxi shook her head and said, "I just see that so many people on the Internet want to have a relationship with you, so I have to ask, otherwise I will be embarrassed to see my future sister-in-law." ”

My mother asked, "What do you mean by doing a base?"

Chenyang said, "You don't care, I can't explain this Internet word to you." ”

Grandpa said to Chenyang very seriously, "Yangyang, you are also older this year, it's time to find a daughter-in-law, other people's female dolls tell you, don't refuse others, look at them everywhere." ”

Grandma also said, "Your grandfather is right, the objects are all everywhere, where you get married when you come up, you are still young, talk about a few more, and you can do it, wow, you can try." ”

Chenyang: "!!"

Dawn: "@@@@@@"

Dad: "????"

Mom: "?????"

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Cctv.

Chenyang's complaint about the heat of the Spring Festival Gala has also reached the ears of the Spring Festival Gala leadership team.

In previous years, everyone was complained about by netizens, and they have heard all kinds of scolding, and they are a little used to it as adults.

Originally, they didn't look at the complaints, but this year's #Chenyang invites you to watch the Spring Festival Gala# This topic is too high, so they are also curious, what is good about such a bullshit topic.

It's okay not to watch it, but this time, director Hao Chunlai almost didn't get angry.

Opening dance tones do you compare with the dachshund?

The background of the sketch is stage art, you tell me about reality?

The child's words are unscrupulous, and your screenshot is released in the form of dirty jokes?

Can you lose any more?

However, before Hao Chunlai could breathe a sigh of relief, over there, Chenyang's complaining began again, not only started, but also almost synchronized with the live broadcast.

……

Cross talk "Escape from the Tiger's Mouth".

Pictured: A tsundere Siberian tiger raises its front paws.

The text under the picture: Don't order takeout yet, I heard that someone fell off.

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Dance "Fire Dance Jubilant".

Pictured: Yi girls holding torches.

Caption: Woman...... You're really playing with fire this time.

……

He Bin, the veteran host of the Spring Festival Gala, reported the curtain.

Three pictures of He Bin hosting the Spring Festival Gala at different times: "Since I was sensible, the host of the Spring Festival Gala has He Bin, who would have thought that for 20 years, until today, he still appears so energetically on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, which fully proves one thing: black does not show age." ”

……

Sketch "Dear You".

Two pictures are attached.

The first photo: The hero and heroine of "Dear You" hug affectionately.

The second photo: The hero and heroine of the first language sketch kiss in the air.

Caption: Tonight's show is aimed at single dogs!

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cross talk "Grandma".

Photos of two young actors, one fat and one thin: "I before I VS me after the year." ”

……

Two little fresh meat sang "Love is an affectionate confession".

Q: Why is it all male and male chorus this year?

A: Because this year is the Year of the Rooster (base).

……

The children sang "The Great Reunion" together.

Screenshot: A little boy wearing a national costume and wearing lipstick

Caption: "I saw myself taking art photos in the same year!"

……

SH Session.

Bai Yong, a basketball player with a height of 200cm, took a group photo with everyone.

This time it's memes.

A man in a suit stood behind the podium, raising his hand to the stage with an arrogant expression, Bai Yong's name was written on the podium, and the blank part on it read, "You can take a photo," the second half of the paragraph reads, "Someone can block my face in the group photo, count me as losing." ”

……

The camera went to the audience.

This time it's a long picture.

The theme of the picture is from 1999 to 2017 The audience of the Spring Festival Gala in the past years, in the picture, a middle-aged man who looks simple and honest is circled, with the text: Shocked Spring Festival Gala nail household - Brother Smiling!

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The scene of the Spring Festival Gala.

Hao Chunlai completely lost his temper.

He now looks at these complaints and microbroadcasts, and he = wants to cry.

This = mom is more than a loss.

It's just = damn damage to grandma's house!

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Family.

Chenyang didn't know that his complaining microbroadcast made the directors of the Spring Festival Gala almost cry.

This guy is a person who is crazy, and when he sees an audience cheering, this complaint is called a joy.

If there is no slot in the show, then the actor will be on it, and the actor slot will be exhausted, then the host will be on it, and the host will be in the middle of it, then the audience will be on top.

Anyway, now the Spring Festival Gala is from top to bottom, from inside to outside, from the host to the actors, from the actors to the audience, if there is one, there is no one who can escape this complaint.

I complained a little more than two times, and Chenyang was tired.

Look at the show, there are no slots, but the fans on the microbroadcast are still complaining.

"Yang God is coming!"

"Hahahaha, under the complaint of the Yang God, I have happily persevered until now. ”

"Watching the Spring Festival Gala while watching the Yang God's complaints, it's so fun, it's no longer boring!"

"Yang Shen's spit is simply a boring regulator, come on, come on, hurry up and complain, I can't wait!"

Seeing so many fans making a fuss in the comment area, Chenyang also smiled bitterly, "Dude, I've been complaining about this for almost two hours, so you guys let your buddies rest!"

After a two-second break, this guy has a lot of energy.

But now the show has no slots, the host is decent, and the actors and the audience are also mediocre.

What are you complaining about?

What should I complain about?

Ay!

That's right!

I haven't complained about this yet!

This year's Spring Festival Gala is inseparable from it!

With an evil smile, Chenyang began to tap on the keyboard.