Text Chapter 580 The Best in Shamelessness

The car drove into the courtyard, Xiao Peng leaned on the engine cover and handed Yang Meng a cigarette: "Say, why did the old man reward you two with 'five hundred' today?"

The one who can slap Yang Meng in the face must be his old man. The old man shouts every day that he can't 'violate the ban with force', and he must 'convince people with virtue' when he does things, but he is absolutely unambiguous when he cleans up Yang Meng, this is a young man in his twenties, and if he says that a big slap is really pumping!

Yang Meng cried with a sad face, took a puff of cigarette, and said indignantly: "The old man is not particular about it! Such a big person, he is like a thief, he looks at my mobile phone while I am taking a shower! I haven't eaten after taking a shower, so I will be smoked!"

"Poof!" Although it was not kind, Xiao Peng couldn't help laughing: "Dude, don't you have a password for your phone?"

"What are you doing with that thing?" I can't remember!" Yang Meng looked angry: "Who would have thought that his father would have nothing to do and peek at his mobile phone to play?"

"You deserve it! I let you delete it a long time ago, it's okay like this, you can't become the next Guanxi brother!" Xiao Peng smiled unkindly: "Hey, no, this adopted son is different from the adopted daughter, your father should be happy to see it! This little fat pig raised by himself will finally arch cabbage!"

After hearing this, Yang Meng nodded violently: "Who said no! My father, an old feudal tradition, dared to break my leg if I dared to bring home a big Yanma, and said that he would say that he would be a descendant of Yan and Huang, how could he be a kind of seed? Isn't this feudal superstition? Look at how beautiful those mixed-race children are with thick eyebrows and big eyes?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Then it also depends on you mixing blood with there, you try to mix with the plastic surgery country?" But I also want to say a few words about the old man, this idea is too narrow-minded." ”

Yang Meng nodded desperately: "That's it!"

Xiao Peng touched the heads of the 'big dog' and 'little dog' beside him and said: "Look at the 'big dog' and 'little dog', this is a standard competition-level dog, and it can be called the most beautiful Afghan hunting dog, but they have physical problems." In order to cultivate excellent race-level dogs in order to have pure genes, there must be a phenomenon of inbred purification, so there is still a gap between race-level dogs and breeding-level dogs, just because of health problems. If you look at the 'skewers' raised by ordinary people, it is as healthy as you want!"

Yang Meng was still nodding desperately: "That's it。。。。。。 Uh, it's a fart, you're a dog, huh, who is this?" Yang Meng asked when he saw Geng Le, who was pushing Zheng Linlin's wheelchair out of the room.

"That's Geng Le, a comrade-in-arms of the single battle, who will help me look at the house and take care of Linlin and the like in the future. Zheng Linlin can't stay in the room all day and not come out, right? It turned out that Geng Le helped take her out to bask in the sun.

Yang Meng said hello to Geng Le, and looked left and right: "Dude, I still want to ask, what's wrong with your house?

Xiao Peng waved his hand at Geng Le and asked him to take Zheng Linlin away, after all, it was her cousin, and it was not good to guard her. After Geng Le pushed Zheng Linlin away, Xiao Peng told Yang Meng what happened at home.

Yang Meng sighed after hearing this: "I think I'm quite pitiful, I didn't expect that the two of us are really difficult brothers." How did you say that?' 'Dou Mien, bear the rice revenge'! Who can say well about this person's heart-to-heart, and you don't remember to eat or fight, so how can you recruit Geng Le and her mother back? Are you addicted to being a saint?"

Xiao Peng lit a cigarette and said with a wry smile: "Who is a saint in particular." I will do things with four words: 'I have a clear conscience,' and I will do what I want to do, and besides, you can't just fall and stop walking, right? How can such a big house be done without anyone taking care of it, and you expect me to clean here every day?"

Yang Meng nodded: "Yes, it sounds like Geng Le and his mother are both good." Anyone who knows how to repay the favor is not bad. Okay buddy, clean up my room, I got into a fight with my old man this time, and I won't go back if he doesn't beg me. ”

Xiao Peng said speechlessly: "Okay, you, don't be like a child, the old man didn't see the child, and when Gaga took the child for life, you told the old man that it was your child, and you saw that he didn't let you find a big Yanma." ”

"Don't make a mess, if he really knows, he can rush to the Stars and Stripes Country to snatch the child back, according to his temper, how can the old Yang family's seed let him be outside?" Yang Meng sighed.

"God knows how many 'seeds' you've left. Xiao Peng said lightly.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and give me the whole room, Lao Tzu said that if you don't go back, you won't go back!" Yang Meng snorted coldly.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's really not right now." These rooms have the luggage of the tenants waiting for them to come back from the police station. ”

Yang Meng stretched: "Then what are we doing now?"

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "Let's go, take the big dog and the puppy to beautify, and go buy some furniture by the way." ”

"Buy furniture?" Yang Meng was puzzled.

Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right, it's all changed! I feel disgusted when I think about it! By the way, find a housekeeping service company to clean up here!"

Yang Meng shrugged: "Okay, you have the final say." ”

Xiao Peng whistled at the two Afghan hounds, and the two dogs ran over, Xiao Peng tied them on a leash and opened Yang Meng's car door.

Yang Meng was stunned: "Still with them?"

"See how dirty they are, go to the pet store and wash them. Xiao Peng said.

"I knew they were dirty and put them in my car. Yang Meng said in disgust, and the next sentence made Xiao Peng cry and laugh: "Who do you say if I am shocked by dog hair when I am shaking with people and cars!"

"Shock your uncle! You little back row is a fart, hurry up and drive, time is tight!" Xiao Peng scolded with a smile.

Xiao Peng muttered in a low voice: "What kind of sin have I created, let my father call me at home, and let you call here." ”

Having said that, he still got into the car, and after Xiao Peng explained to Geng Le, he drove away from home.

"Mengzi, look at it, now our house is getting more and more lively, when did there be so many tourists here on this beach! This is a beach?" Xiao Peng said as he looked at the beach in the distance.

"You really don't know what's going on?" Yang Meng asked with a smile.

"Nonsense, I've been dealing with these at home since I came back, how can I have time to ask this and that?" Xiao Peng glanced at him.

Yang Meng smiled: "Speaking of which, it can be regarded as your contribution, remember to go to the town government to reward you in the future." ”

"What's the matter with me?" Xiao Peng was puzzled.

"Do you remember the girls when we left? After we left, they didn't leave much, they didn't know how long we would come back, they just wanted to stay here, and when you came back, you could see how 'single-minded' they were. If we don't come back, someone will come over, and some rich and idle Kaizi came here to pick up girls------ after all, the quality of these girls is not bad. We won't come back, those girls will see how to make money is not to make money? You can't be idle, right? This time and again, there are more and more people here, and it has become a tourist attraction, and the dock where our Huaxia is moored has now become a yacht club. That is, fortunately, our ship did not come back, otherwise there would really be no berth. Yang Mengle said.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "I paid the berth fee for five years, and he dared not give me a berth? ”

This is the same as Xiao Peng spent money to buy a parking lot, but the property company let others park his parking space without his permission. It's not that you can't park, but you have to at least give Xiao Peng this parking fee, right?

Yang Meng asked, "What about Wu Jie's side?"

"What should I do, of course, I will do it seriously, otherwise I will be unlucky!" Xiao Peng snorted coldly.

"Why are you unlucky? What does this mean?" Yang Meng was puzzled.

Xiao Peng said: "Lei Zi, oh, you don't know, Officer Lei from the police station told me today that the short-term rental of a house like Wu Jie is not only an ordinary illegal operation, but also an illegal operation of a special industry!

"What's that?" Yang Meng was stunned: "Now there are so many short-term rental houses on the Internet, and there are so many farmhouses, according to your statement, they are all illegal special industries?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "You're really right, it's really illegal." As long as you call the police to arrest them, you will have to pay a high fine! If you want to rent out your house? If you have less than 20 beds, you can only rent them for a long time, and if you have more than 20 beds, you have to go to the industrial and commercial registration, and you have to go to the tax department to go through tax registration, purchase a uniform invoice, go to the fire department to go through the fire protection inspection, go to the public security brigade to apply for a public security permit, and go to the environmental protection and health department to go through the relevant procedures. If Wu Jie rents out the house for a short period of time, according to the rent and number of days she has set, buddy, if I don't take myself out of this matter, this time the fine is less than two million, I will have your surname!"

"Hold the grass, it's black!" Yang Meng sighed after hearing this.

Xiao Peng explained: "The key is that there are too many departments involved, and no one can run away from all kinds of fines." Mengzi, we are not short of money now, but we can't ruin our own image for this money!"

Yang Meng nodded and said, "I really didn't expect this Wu Jie to become like this?"

"It's right to be in love, but if you love without brains, then this person will be ruined. Are there fewer examples like this?" Xiao Peng said leisurely.

"Why are these words so awkward from your mouth? You seem to be the least qualified to say this, right?" Yang Meng revealed the truth without hesitation.

Xiao Peng became angry when he heard this: "You drive honestly! You can't talk when driving, don't you know? Shut up! Hold on!"

Yang Meng turned his head and pressed the autopilot, and sat up straight: "Are you sure I want to hold it?"

"Drive well! Huaxia does not allow autonomous driving!" Xiao Peng glared at Yang Meng and stretched out his thumb: "You won, you really won, you shameless, shameless, shameless!OK?"

Yang Meng grinned: "Thank you for the praise." ”

"Well, you're really hopeless。。。。。。。 ”