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In less than half an hour, this microbroadcast sent by a small personnel cadre of a certain capital daily caused a great sensation among netizens.
Fans were shocked.
Readers are shocked.
Industry insiders were shocked.
Stick.
Forum.
Wechat.
PP group.
Discussions about Chenyang's resignation are everywhere.
"Yang Shen is resigning, what's going on?"
"It shouldn't be, I'm going to resign early, why do you want to resign now?"
"It shouldn't be the same name and surname, otherwise why would you suddenly resign at this time?"
"Are you stupid to say that the one upstairs has the same name and surname, didn't you see that the original PO is a personnel cadre of the Capital Daily?"
"Can cadres say that it's not a phenomenon of duplicate names?"
"Shame, if you have to think so, then there is nothing I can do. ”
"Originally, otherwise why did Yang Shen resign? How difficult the story would have been at the beginning, Chenyang never thought about resigning, and now he resigns? Do you think it's reasonable?"
Many people can't believe that Chenyang will resign at this time, after all, how the story will come to be is obvious to everyone, and now it is finally improving, but Chenyang is going to resign?
However, there are also many people who don't care why Chenyang resigned, and their first reaction after seeing this resignation application is to laugh.
I've seen thousands of resignation templates, but I've never seen such a concise one, and most importantly, what and what, the reason for resignation is too nonsense!
"I'll go!"
"Ten words, 666!"
"This is the shortest resignation letter I've ever seen, not one of them!"
"Hahaha, I knew that Yang Shen was domineering, but I didn't expect to be so domineering even when I wrote my resignation application. ”
"The world is so big, I want to go and see, Yang God, how did you come up with it? You can also come up with such a domineering resignation application. ”
"I really don't know what to say, I couldn't believe it when I saw it for the first time, because I thought it was impossible for you to resign, but then I thought about it, this Nima is too good!
"Don't admit defeat! The Capital Daily is nothing more than that~!"
There are also people who have launched a divine reply under micro-seeding.
"The wallet is so small, no one wants to run. ”
"The rent is due, let's still work!"
"I want to go too, but I'm short of money. ”
The joker also followed.
"The world is so big, I want to go out and see it. ”
"Don't worry, you'll be out in a year. The prison guard said to me. "The world is not what you want to see, you can see if you want to see it!"
……
Capital Daily.
Chenyang had just completed the resignation procedures, and before he stepped out of the office building, his mother's call came.
"Hey, Mom. ”
"What are you doing?"
Chenyang yawned, "What are you doing, I'm about to go home." ”
My mother said in a bad tone, "Let me ask you, did you quit your job again?"
"No, I don't. ”
"Hey, you still say no, it's all noisy on the Internet, do you want me to go up and see you before telling the truth?"
Chenyang begged for mercy, "Okay, okay, Mom, you don't have to worry about it." ”
"Don't worry about it? Since I gave birth to you, when have I been less worried? Finally, you have a job now, and you quit your resignation, you have a family. ”
Chenyang was speechless, "I can't resign if I don't have a relationship?"
"No, who will support you if you quit? Let me tell you, your father and I don't care about you!"
Chenyang sighed, "Are you still my own mother, do you say that you don't care about your son?"
My mother snorted, "What do you think? Let me tell you, you are the one I picked up next to the trash can when I was a child, and I don't care if I say I don't care." ”
Chenyang said, "Hey, that's a good relationship, I still said to go back during this time, since you and my dad don't care about me, then I'll go to the imperial capital, and then you don't have to call me a day to say that I don't care about you." ”
My mother's tone changed suddenly, and she said angrily, "Why are you going to the imperial capital? Inner Mongolia can't let you go, isn't it? It's not enough for you to develop!"
Not enough?
It's not enough!
Chenyang was a little crying without tears.
Parents are good anywhere, but they are too heavy on land and relocation, especially for their children, and they are absolutely unwilling to let them out.
With a wry smile, Chenyang said, "It's not for sure, your son and I are going to become the originators of entertainment! ”
Although this sounds like bragging, it is also Chenyang's true words.
He has so many blessings from his previous life, and if he doesn't do something about it, then I'm really sorry for those great people in the past.
My mother snorted, "Look at the man who can take you and the originator of entertainment? Who is the originator of entertainment? How does he still want to maintain you?"
Chenyang puffed, "Mom, your car is too slippery." ”
Mom snorted and ignored Chenyang, changed the topic and asked, "When are you going to come back?"
Chenyang: "In two days." ”
My mother was dissatisfied, "How many days will it be in two days?" The day after tomorrow will also be two days, and the day after tomorrow will also be two days, how many days are you going to live?"
Chenyang was completely convinced, and begged for mercy, "Okay, okay, Mom, I'll admit defeat, I'll go back in a day or two, and you remember to make me something to eat when the time comes." ”
"It's delicious, I can make it for you, but you have to bring the object back first, just like the woman you talked about last time......"
Not again!
Ever since his mother decided that he was living with the girl, he began to ask for a meeting, and occasionally used his father to be a lobbyist.
That feeling.
That stance.
That mentality.
Okay, Chenyang didn't bother to depict it, and before his mother could finish speaking, he hurriedly interrupted, "Okay, okay, when I have an object, I will definitely bring it back to your second elder to take a look, Mom, I have something to do first, hang up." ”
Syllable.
Chenyang hung up the phone.
……
Family.
Six.
The first vacation day after Chenyang's resignation has begun!
After eating and drinking, Chenyang lay on the bed and brushed the micro-seeding.
one.
Article 2.
Five-of-a-kind.
Ten of a kind.
Hot.
Hot search.
Five minutes.
Ten minutes.
an hour.
Two hours.
Time passed minute by minute, as a good son and daughter of the motherland, Chenyang did not feel that there was anything wasted in time, on the contrary, he enjoyed the feeling at the moment.
Of course, he also saw the comments on the Internet, but now he doesn't want to make any responses, and finally takes a vacation, he has to take a serious rest for two days.
……
At home, Chenyang enjoys a rare leisure time.
However, on the Internet, everyone is competing for "The world is so big, I'll go see it first" to ridicule and reply, and some netizens even made up jokes.
Leisure and hustle and bustle in each other's intersection and parallel space for a strong contrast, in this kind of hustle and bustle, everyone is in a lonely environment, after 12 o'clock in the night, the writer's reputation rating list is updated again, Chenyang has become a third-tier writer!