He Siyu cried miserably and miserably, his two bulb-sized eyes were red and swollen, and he must have cried before Liu Xi and Xiao Qiong came. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

No wonder before Liu Xi came, he saw him squatting on the ground and pulling his hair.

Xiao Qiong was also at a loss by the scene in front of her, and was stunned for a while before squatting down and patting He Siyu's twitching shoulder: "He Siyu, what are you crying about, you haven't taken the test next time." ”

He Siyu cried even worse, his tears were like twisted faucets, and he couldn't cover them.

He cried: "Sister Xiao, you don't know, my mother-in-law is going to divorce me." Said I was too stupid to take the driver's license test for several years. She said that when she went out, everyone around her laughed at her, and she couldn't live anymore because she married a humble husband. ”

Xiao Qiong: "......"

Liu Xi looked up at the sky and was silent.

This is the fairy's teammate, who looks like a tall bear, and his personality is indeed enough for a bear.

"I came to the exam this time, and I lied to her that she was on a business trip, otherwise she would not have allowed me to come to the exam, saying that I would have embarrassed her. ”

He Siyu knocked his head hard: "She called my company to check, and knew that I lied to her." If I don't pass the exam, I'll definitely have to divorce me when I go back. What should I do if I get divorced, she wants to take the baby away and ignore me. ”

Xiao Qiong's expression was also extremely embarrassed, she looked at Liu Xi, saw that Liu Xi didn't speak when she looked at the sky, and guessed that she had an opinion about the new members.

Xiao Qiong can't help it, a rare treasure like a stranger, even if you find one, even if you are lucky, how dare you expect the other party to be smart and clever?

But He Siyu's IQ and character are ...... Tut!

"Big bear, I think your daughter-in-law really loves you. ”

Just when Xiao Qiong thought that Liu Xi would not speak, Liu Xi threw out a sentence coldly.

"Huh?"

He Siyu raised his head, looked at the little girl in front of him, and asked in surprise, "How do you know that my mother-in-law loves me very much?"

Liu Xi said coldly: "She hasn't divorced you yet, and she hasn't beaten you to death, doesn't it mean that she loves you deeply?"

He Siyu thought about it and said happily: "Alas, yes, why didn't I think of it." ”

"However, I think her love for you should also be worn out. I guess you don't have to go home this time, just go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a divorce. Liu Xi said again.

He Siyu cried again, crying even more miserably than just now.

Xiao Qiong looked at Liu Xi speechlessly, and then looked at He Siyu, not knowing how to express her feelings.

"Cry, cry, cry, cry, fuck cry!"

An old man with half-white hair next to him came out of the crowd watching the excitement and kicked He Siyu in the shoulder.

"You stupid bear, you are embarrassed to cry, Lao Tzu is going to be stupidly cried by you. ”

The old man was as thin as a monkey, but his temper was quite hot. Without saying a word, he kicked He Siyu, He Siyu didn't move at all, but he took two steps back before standing firmly.

"Tell me, why did Lao Tzu teach you such a stupid bear? I should have retired last year, just because you couldn't finish your job for three years, and you still have to go to work when you are old. You are still crying? Lao Tzu doesn't know where to cry, and your reputation has been ruined by you. ”

The old man scolded and beat at the same time, and his fist hit He Siyu headlessly.

He Siyu held his head and let the old man beat him, without saying a word.

Liu Xi raised her eyebrows, and once again set her eyes on He Siyu.

This big stupid bear doesn't seem to be useless, at least he has a good temper and respects the old and loves the young.

When the old man was tired, He Siyu said aggrievedly: "Teacher Liu, I don't want to either." I still want to take the test, my mother-in-law is going to divorce me. ”

The old man coughed violently when he heard this, and pointed at He Siyu with a trembling finger for a long time, unable to speak angrily.

"Call your turtle son lightly, lightly, your turtle son will not listen. I stepped on the brakes of the test car again, and the gear lever was broken by you, you turtle is so strong, why don't you go to heaven?"

As soon as the words fell, there was laughter all around.

He Siyu's face turned red, and he kept his head shut and didn't speak.

Liu Xi glanced at the examination room, and sure enough, he saw a test car parked in the middle of the examination room, which seemed very abrupt.

"I'll pay for the car repair. He Siyu said sullenly.

"You come out of a yarn, I don't want you to come out, do I want to come out?"

The old man's liver hurt angrily: "I beg you He Siyu, are you my uncle, okay?" I will refund you the tuition fee, you go to the Xing'an driving school next door to register, okay?"

He Siyu buckled his head: "Teacher Liu, I was introduced by the Xing'an Driving School next door." ”

The old man was stunned for a moment, and then became furious: "I said what's the matter, it turns out that your turtle was sent by Xing'an Driving School to bring down our driving school, right?"

"No, no, I'm Teacher Liu who came to learn to drive. He Siyu hurriedly explained.

The old man was about to say something, when he heard someone calling him in the distance, he left angrily, and kicked He Siyu before leaving.

Liu Xi looked at it for a long time, and quietly asked Xiao Qiong: "He Siyu's ability, is it because of his strength?"

Xiao Qiong whispered: "It's not that the strength is great, it's that the strength is as strong as a bear." Let's put it this way, the power of a boxer's punch is about 900 pounds, and He Siyu can reach 10,000 pounds with a casual punch. ”

Liu Ximo rubbed his chin and thought, "That's it......"

Xiao Qiong sighed: "It's a pity that He Siyu can't control his strength when he's nervous, and the reason why he can't pass the driver's license test every time is because he is nervous, he either breaks the brake and clutch, or slams the accelerator to the end." Or, simply break the steering wheel and gear lever. ”

Liu Xi's eyes widened, this Nima talent!

"And how many test cars did he break?"

Xiao Qiong was silent for a while, and said: "He is not from Fancheng, the reason why he will take the driver's license test in Fancheng is because there is no driving school in his city that is willing to let him sign up, how many test cars do you say he destroyed?"

"But in my opinion, there should be no driving school in Fancheng that will continue to teach him. ”

Xiao Qiong patted He Siyu on the shoulder: "He Siyu, come and get to know, this is Liu Xi, and you will be your captain in the future." ”

"Oh. He Siyu stood up, glanced at Liu Xi, and stretched out his big casserole: "Hello captain, my name is He Siyu." ”

Fools also have the benefits of fools, and they don't have so many hearts.

He Siyu's figure was bigger than the two Liu Xi, but he didn't look down on Liu Xi in the slightest, and his honest face was full of smiles.

Liu Xi stretched out his hand and shook it with him.

"He Siyu, forget if you haven't taken the test this time, take the test again next time. We are here to tell you that you are going to go to the South China Sea with Liu Xi on a mission, and hurry up to deal with the things around you, this business trip may take a month. ”

"No, I'm not going. ”

He Siyu refused without even thinking about it: "I won't do it, I won't go anywhere if I can't take the test." ”

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