These two lewd talents!

Chen Nan really wants to count them, as a modern youth with a high profile, how can he watch the film without closing the door?

But when I think about it, if I close the door, I won't be able to see it.

Chen Nan sighed and said, "I am also from this bedroom, I just came in, and I saw that you were looking at it fascinatingly, so I was embarrassed to interrupt, so I followed and admired it for a while." ”

Hearing Chen Nan's words, the two guys glanced at each other.

After a while, the two guys stood up with excitement on their faces, held Chen Nan's hand and said, "Brother, what a bosom friend!"

Chen Nan laughed and said, "My name is Chen Nan, and I have two hobbies, picking up girls and drinking. ”

"Haha, brother, we're like-minded, but I have more hobbies than yours. The burly guy rubbed his fists and said, "Fighting is actually one of life's great pleasures." ”

Fight?

Chen Nan smiled bitterly, he was embarrassed to say anything about his murder!

Zhuge Liang on the side stared at this burly guy, knocked him aside and said: "I didn't even say a name for a long time, do you have any common sense?" ”

Zhang Fei?

Chen Nan was instantly messy.

What's wrong with this dormitory, it doesn't matter if there is a Zhuge Liang, now even Zhang Fei has come out, the remaining one can't be Guan Yu or Liu Bei, right?

Stopping Zhuge Liang's words, Zhang Fei rolled his eyes, and then pouted his buttocks, directly knocked Zhuge Liang to the side, and scolded: "You are a thing that writes yellow books, you don't have to sè here, be careful that Lao Tzu goes to the Internet Police Detachment to report you!"

"Write yellow...... Books?"

Chen Nan looked at Zhuge Liang with some confusion.

Zhuge Liang raised his foot and kicked Zhang Fei's buttocks, and scolded: "I patronized this stupid big guy just now, and I forgot to introduce myself." I, Zhuge Liang, a native of Nanyang City, have three hobbies, picking up girls and drinking and writing novels, and ......"

Before Zhuge Liang finished speaking, Zhang Fei on the side shouted: "I said military advisor, you don't have to pretend to be b, can the thing you write be called a novel? Even if it is called a novel, it must be preceded by two yellow words." ”

Zhuge Liang suddenly jumped up and scolded: ", Lao Tzu is writing about love, not color!"

"Love, I love your sister, what you wrote is the love action on the bed. ”

"Damn, Lao Tzu never writes bed scenes!"

"Anyway, you're a writer of yellow books. ”

"!"

"It's useless for you to, is also writing yellow books. ”

“……”

After looking at these two arguing guys, Chen Nan finally figured out that this Zhuge Liang's hobby was writing novels, while Zhang Fei said that he wrote yellow books.

"Dude, what's the name of your book? I'll go read it first, and then I'll give you a review. Chen Nan said.

Zhuge Liang straightened his chest and said, "The school flower is crazy and young!"

Hearing these words, Chen Nan suddenly raised his eyebrows and exclaimed, "Your pen name is Dugu Shui?"

"Uh......"

Zhuge Liang scratched his head: "You...... How do you know?"

"!"

Chen Nan scolded directly.

He's read this book, and he's been chasing it, and the update speed is so slow!

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Zhuge Liang looked at Chen Nan in confusion.

"I've read that book. Chen Nan said.

As soon as he heard this, Zhuge Liang was immediately excited, and hurriedly asked: "Then you hurry up and give me a review, that book is not a yellow book, right?"

Chen Nan lit a cigarette, took a hard puff, and said angrily: "Your second uncle, the book is not yellow, but your update will die soon, Lao Tzu is impatient to wait!"

Zhuge Liang suddenly lacked confidence: "Ahem, it's really not my fault, I was born with slow code words, and I can't afford to hurt my handicap......"

"Fuck your sister, people are lazy and pretending to be forced!" Chen Nan threw a cigarette to him.

Zhuge Liang took a puff on the cigarette light, grabbed the mouse and said: "Gotta gotcha, I'll update the outbreak from tonight, as for now, I'll watch a movie." ”

Chen Nan took a puff of cigarette, threw the cigarette case on the table, and said, "Good guy, relax the island wind." ”

Zhang Fei said depressedly: "Don't, I have to watch Songdao Feng for Mao, she has all coded hers, and she doesn't look at it." ”

Chen Nan sighed, hated iron and steel: "Do you only stare down when you watch the film? What is there to see, I don't know how to appreciate art at all, you don't care if she has a code, look at her chest, look at her face, look at her waist and legs, and besides, listen to her voice, what a 'lost' soul!"

Zhang Fei said: "I said buddy, we are watching a 'yellow' movie, not a catwalk, you just look at her face, is it interesting?"

", don't talk nonsense, look at the wind in Matsushima, I'll invite you to drink in the afternoon. Chen Nan said.

Zhang Fei slapped the table and shouted excitedly: "You said it earlier, brother, I am waiting for your words." ”

Chen Nan gave him a middle finger.

The player opened, and Zhuge Liang also came over.

The three sat side by side at their desks, six eyes staring at the monitor.

A woman's scream came, and the film went straight to the point at the beginning, but at this critical moment-

"Bang!"

I heard a loud noise, and the door of the dormitory, which had not been locked, was kicked open.

"Wow......"

There was a sound of footsteps, and a whole dozen boys rushed in from outside, all of them with bad faces, and one of them had a blue nose and swollen face.

Seeing these twelve people rushing in, Zhang Fei stood up suddenly, glared at the guy with a blue nose and swollen face, and scolded: "Your uncle, the previous lesson is not enough, right? ”

At the same time, Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang also stood up depressedly and walked to Zhang Fei's side.

"Is there a contradiction?" Chen Nan asked as he looked at Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei glanced at the twelve people in front of him, pointed to the guy with a blue nose and swollen face, and said, "Just now downstairs, I beat up this grandson." This has nothing to do with you, don't get involved. ”

Chen Nan stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Are you a coward as a buddy?"

Zhang Fei turned his head and glanced at Chen Nan's eyes, then nodded and stretched out a hand.

At the same time, Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang also stretched out their hands, and the hands of the three of them were clasped together.

Chen Nan said with a smile: "Good friends, you should have a film to watch together, drink wine together, fight together, and have girls...... I soaked alone. ”

"!

At the same time, the twelve people on the opposite side were all pale, and their eyes were about to burst into flames.

As the saying goes, there are many people!

But right now, so many of them are knocking on the door, and these three people who don't know whether they are alive or dead are still so close to them, and they don't take them seriously at all, how can they not be angry, how can they not be angry!