Chapter 33: The elopement of the little couple

[Happy May Day, book friends!]

Finally back.

Xie Zhe sighed.

After getting off the bus, I had a meal and returned to my accommodation, the time was past 12 o'clock, and it was nearly 20 hours since I went out yesterday evening.

In less than 20 hours, no, to be precise, in the past 40 hours, he has experienced so many strange events that when he returned to the computer and touched the keyboard again, he felt like a world away.

After setting up today's update, Feiyun walked over and put a bunch of keys in his hand, and said softly: "Remember to bring the keys when you go out in the future, otherwise no one will be able to open the door for you through the window if the master is not there, you know?"

Xie Zhe took the key, and his heart and liver twitched.

If he hadn't been forcibly dragged away by her yesterday evening, he wouldn't have forgotten the key in his habits.

As for Master or something...... Under the threat of Feiyun stopping in front of the computer and forcing him to shout before touching the computer, he finally gave in for the sake of his few book lovers.

But, the big husband can bend and stretch, and he will break his promise when it is time to break it, and he will not admit it 100% in his heart!

"Turn around, as a teacher, I'll teach you to cultivate the truth now!" Feiyun pulled him by the shoulder, pulled him over, and sat face to face with him.

She looked eager, looking at Xie Zhe as if she were looking at a guinea mouse, her eyes were full of excitement and curiosity.

What about the first apprentice, what will he be taught......? It's going to be as powerful as the master, right?" she said to herself.

Looking at her unreliable appearance, Xie Zhe had no bottom in his heart, and could only secretly think that if she didn't teach well, it would be a big deal for her not to cultivate!

Even if you want to cultivate immortals again, you have to make sure that your life is worry-free, isn't it? Cultivating immortals is for immortality, if you immediately detonate yourself as soon as you get started, wouldn't it be the opposite.

"Where to start...... Feiyun thought as he propped his cheek on the table with a pen in his hand. Suddenly, her eyes rolled, and she thought of the experience of Master Shu Ning guiding her into the door of cultivation, so she clapped her hands and said happily: "There you have it! I'll tell you about the meridians of the human body and the acupoints of Zhou Tian first!"

You have to think like this even about what you teach......

The corners of Xie Zhe's mouth twitched, and he had a deeper understanding of her unreliability.

Feiyun holds a pen and draws a human figure on the manuscript paper he uses to study the plot every day, but because her art skills are so poor, the pattern she draws does not look like a human at all, but like a little monster that may be beaten by Ultraman at any time.

After drawing one and tearing it up with dissatisfaction, and tearing it off with dissatisfaction after drawing two, when she tore 5 pieces of paper, Xie Zhe finally couldn't help but speak. He coughed dryly and reminded, "Feiyun girl, I have a computer here." There are many human meridian maps on the Internet, and there are hundreds of them in a Baidu search. ”

"Uh......"

Feiyun's breath stagnated, his cheeks were slightly red, and he wasted another piece of paper, and then with embarrassment and a little shame, he hummed: "I know there is one on the Internet, but the one on the Internet is not standard......! Anyway, you're a newbie and can't see the gap, so use that. Ah, by the way, you have to call me Master, don't call me wrong!"

Xie Zhe stiffly turned around to open the browser, and quietly wiped away his tears while he turned his face.

God, this is his master, and he has already begun to feel that he is afraid that he will be insulated from Xiuzhen......

When he searched for a high-definition uncensored human meridian acupoint map on the Internet, Feiyun immediately came over and squeezed him away, pointed to the picture of the full-screen mode on the monitor, cleared his throat, and said: "Look at it! This picture is very important, for the teacher, I will explain to you its specific composition, you have to listen carefully, remember patiently, and you can't make any mistakes, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

Xie Zhe nodded, and finally heard a few serious words.

Seeing him nodding and listening to the lecture carefully, Feiyun's little vanity was greatly satisfied, and he continued to preach seriously: "The so-called meridians are composed of meridians and meridians together. The meridians are the main arteries of the true element, and the meridians are the nets, which are the subtle branches of the meridians, which are closely related to the absorption of the spiritual breath of the outside world. The meridian network is the foundation of every cultivator, so if you want to cultivate, you must first understand the composition of the meridians and the distribution of the points in your body. ”

Xie Zhe nodded again, he had already read it countless times, whether it was someone else's book or his own, he had written it! The most important thing is that the picture on the computer screen at this time was grabbed from a website that explains the meridians and acupuncture points, and after exiting the full screen, it is tens of thousands of words in detail!

Feiyun didn't know what he was thinking, thinking that her way of lecturing had been affirmed again, so she was in a better mood and began to talk about the eight meridians and the twelve meridians of the human body, as well as hundreds of acupuncture points on the body. From time to time, he would personally point out the position of the acupuncture points with his hands, such as the perineum of Tanzhong Dantian or something, which made Xie Zhe so shy.

Whether in fiction or in reality, meridians and acupuncture points are the most important fundamental points for cultivators, after all, novels are originally derived from reality, and then they can be higher than reality, and many of the words in it are actually true.

Although Xie Zhe had already memorized all the knowledge such as the Eight Veins of the Qi Sutra, he was still listening carefully to Feiyun's words. Because he wasn't sure if what he had learned from the Internet was exactly the same as the one used by the cultivators, if there was a discrepancy and he didn't listen carefully and made a mistake, then it was really possible that his cultivation would blow up.

But...... After listening to the class for four hours, he found that what Feiyun said seemed to be exactly the same as what he had read on the Internet before, and there was no difference at all! Although he had also heard some news about the corners of the cultivation realm, he still felt ...... in the end These 4 hours should be more useful if they are used for codewords.

Soon it was evening again, the sun was about to set, and the Flying Cloud Fairy was still talking about the first lesson of her life with great interest. She found that she was very talented in lecturing and was a very suitable person to be a master. No, before he finished a class on the basics of cultivating truth, he had already said that his only apprentice was confused, and he was completely drunk and had an epiphany!

Seeing that the sun was about to go down, but Feiyun still had more than 200 acupuncture points to talk about, Xie Zhe hurriedly interrupted her and said, "It's not too early, let's go out for dinner first." You must be tired after talking for so long, just take a break. ”

Feiyun thought for a moment, then nodded vigorously, agreeing with what he meant.

I actually know that I want to ask my master to eat and rest! It feels really good to have such a well-behaved and sensible apprentice.

But soon, she heard the baby apprentice say to herself: "It's too noisy outside, it's easy to affect appetite, let's order takeout, right?"

Ordering takeout? Then you can't go out and show off. But......

Suddenly thinking of something, Feiyun nodded quickly, and happily replied: "Okay, good, the beef rice at noon yesterday was delicious, so let's call it!"

It's really nice to have a caring apprentice, I know that she doesn't like fast food outside, so I specially called for delicious food for her, which is awesome!

At this time, Xie Zhe could only laugh dryly.

It turns out that the price of not wanting to go out and be watched by people as giant pandas is to spend more money.

In desperation, he had no choice but to dial the expensive number and call two packages from the century-old store again.

Unexpectedly, less than three minutes after the phone was hung up, there was a regular knock on the door downstairs.

Secretly wondering how the food was delivered so quickly today, Xie Zhe went downstairs.

However, when he opened the door, he saw neither the takeaway brother nor the fat man in the next room, but ...... A young couple in a couple outfit!

Both of them have just turned twenty, and the man's height is estimated to be one meter eight, not strong, but not thin, and his hair is the popular Moxican hairstyle, which is very handsome. The female is a black and straight, a little more than one meter six tall, with a slender figure, delicate facial features, and a timid expression, and she is a good girl at first glance.

The man is so handsome that he has no friends, and the woman is also amazingly beautiful, and the pair Xie Zhe can score 9 points. 1 less point is given because they are wearing a summer T-shirt! There is no winter version of the couple's outfit and they have to forcibly show affection, which must be deducted points!

There was a groove in his heart to vomit, but after all, the relationship was unfamiliar, so he still held back, and just asked, "Who are you looking for?"

The two of them stared at Xie Zhe with four eyes, and they saw that he was about to become shy, only to hear them ask rhetorically: "...... Is this the owner of this house?"

The word "you" made Xie Zhelei scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he replied with a dry smile: "No, no, I'm just a tenant." If you want to find a landlord, you can go to his new house. ”

Whether to find a landlord or a tenant, in fact, the young couples themselves do not know. They just knew that there lived here a super powerhouse who stamped his feet and trembled in the cultivation realm, a peerless immortal master who might have surpassed the ninth level of the Red Ming Realm, the Baiyun Sanren!

Needless to say, who these two people are, except for Yang Yi and Xu Linglong, who have just transferred from Brazil to Paris and then flown back to China, there is no one else.

In just over 30 hours, they exhausted all their means! Not only did they solve the visa problem through the mundane means of the Xiuzhen Realm, but they also got off the plane and boarded the plane, and directly arrived in Shanghai in the shortest possible time, and then flew from Shanghai to Xiamen, and then flew to this place with a hidden figure, Edgeworth. Running all the way, they are also very hard!

Finally found the residence of the predecessors of Baiyun Sanren, and at this time, the expression on Yang Yi's face was a little complicated, with surprise and doubt, and a little apprehension. He hesitated and asked Xie Zhe, "We came here to find Bai Yun...... Oh no, that, I mean...... Have you heard of the names Yang Yi, Xu Linglong, and Xu Shi'an?"

I originally wanted to ask the other party directly if it was the predecessor of the Baiyun Sanren, but when I remembered that the predecessor of the duckweed boy said that the predecessor of the Baiyun Sanren was hidden in the world, and he was low-key and did not like to be public, Wan kept calling the name and made the predecessor unhappy, which was very bad, so he quickly changed his words and asked "knocking on the side".

As soon as Yang Yi said this, Xie Zhe was instantly stunned.

Didn't the private message from yesterday morning be sent by mistake? Did the elopement duo really come to him on purpose?