Chapter 357: The Divine Donkey Makes Meritorious Service
Lianghe Village, a ruffian's house. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Scarface was lying on the bed, his face in pain.
Beside him knelt a woman, quite posingly, pressing him down.
"That pair of dogs and girls, when Lao Tzu recovers from his injuries, he will definitely not be able to spare them!"
Scarface scolded hatefully, during the day, in the grove, he was ruined by his own donkey, life is better than death, now thinking of that scene, I still have palpitations!
"Little Red!" Scarface called out the name of the woman next to him, "You don't know, how miserable I am in the grove, I can't stand up, there is blood flowing down there, and I have shed so much more than when you came!"
"Who told you to flirt with someone's girlfriend. The woman named Xiaohong slapped Scarface's buttocks, and Scarface grinned in pain, "What's the matter, you have taken a fancy to that little girl?
"How can I be willing to take you away!" Scarface smiled, reached out and pulled the woman, put his hand into her chest and pinched it, "You pair of white steamed buns, I never get tired of eating them, that little girl is here, you can help me train her, and when the time comes, I will also taste the taste of one dragon and two phoenixes!"
"Hmph!" the woman rolled her eyes in displeasure, "It seems that your energy is still too great, and the old lady can't spare you tonight." ”
As she spoke, the woman turned Scarface over and rode on top of him......
"It hurts, light!"
Scarface screamed, his face showing both pleasure and pain, looking awkward.
If the ghost saw this scene, he would definitely not be able to calm down, because the woman named Xiaohong was his wife, and she once made him a quilt, saying that after having a child, the family would not be cold in the wife.
At this time, Meng Fan and Mo Li and his party had already arrived at the door of the ruffian's house.
As cultivators, they all heard the indecent voices inside, and frowned at the same time.
"Two masters, be careful, the ruffian has an earthen spear, which is very powerful, you must be on guard. The ghost named Li Shansong instructed.
"Don't worry, we don't go on our own. ”
Meng Fan waved his hand and looked to the side.
There was a donkey pen on the west side of Scarface's gate, and the donkey during the day was standing there, looking at Meng Fan with some horror.
"Donkey, work harder tonight and help me do something......"
Meng Fan walked to the donkey, touched the donkey's head, and whispered while untying the rope that tied the donkey.
The donkey was frightened by the white tiger breath on Meng Fan's body, and as soon as Meng Fan finished speaking, the donkey walked out of the donkey pen with a click, and according to Meng Fan's divine instructions, he bit off the door lock on the gate and walked into the scar-faced courtyard.
"Poof!"
The donkey's nose was steaming, and his big eyes searched back and forth, and then, he walked to the door of Scarface's room, licked off a few spirit runes attached to the door, swallowed them in his stomach, and then slammed his head into the door, slamming the door open, and went straight into Scarface's room.
"it!"
Scarface was busy with the woman, when he suddenly saw his donkey break into the house, and he was startled, and the woman quickly flipped off Scarface's body.
"Get out of here!"
"It's turned upside down!"
Scarface was furious, but remembering the events of the day, he was still a little jealous of this donkey, reached under the bed, pulled out a long earthen gun, and pointed at his donkey: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu shot you!"
"Poof!"
The donkey snorted, flicked its tail, caught the barrel of the gun, and with a sharp tug, swept the gun away, and then paced around the house, licking off all the runes attached to Scarface's talismans and swallowing them.
"Nima's, you've become a sperm!"
Seeing that the spirit talisman was swallowed by the donkey, Scar's face felt distressed for a while, it cost a lot of money to ask for it! As he spoke, he was about to get out of bed and beat the donkey, but unexpectedly the wound was involved, and the chrysanthemum suddenly bloomed and blood flowed out again.
"Little Red, get rid of it, get rid of it!"
Scarface was shocked when she saw this, the woman hurriedly walked over, dragged the donkey's ears and drove out, the donkey was also a stubborn donkey, and she caught a glimpse of the spirit talisman on the clothes hanging up by Scarface and did not lick it, so she said that she would not leave!
"Get out, why do you still want to have a good time?" The woman pushed harder and harder, and pulled the donkey's ears tightly, "Haven't you had enough fun in the grove? Want to grab a man with the old lady? Don't you look at it, you are both male!"
"Poof!"
Blocked by the woman, the donkey suddenly became a little angry, Meng Fan's order was irresistible to him, and in anger, he saw the woman's two big steamed buns dangling in front of him, and he opened his mouth to bite, and the blood bloomed!
And then there are the screams of the woman, and the roar of Scarface!
"Poof!"
Task first, the donkey ignored the reaction of the two at all, calmly swallowed the talisman on Scarface's clothes, and paced around the room again, seeing that there was no rune, he walked out.
"Nima's, come back to Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu hacked you to death!"
At this point, Scarface couldn't care about the wound, and pulled out a machete from under the pillow, jumped off the bed, and chased it out covered in blood......
"Poof!"
The donkey glanced back at Scarface, with a look of contempt, his hind legs raised, his hooves flew over, and with two bangs, he kicked Scarface to the ground, and then walked out with his head up, and after seeing Meng Fan, he shook his head as if he was invited, and then returned to the donkey pen on his own.
"Wow!"
Seeing that there was still half a spirit rune sticking to the donkey's mouth, a bright light shone in Mo Li's beautiful eyes.
"Well, it's done. Meng Fan spread his hands to the ghost, "You can do whatever you want next, it has nothing to do with us." ”
"Thank you, two benefactors!" the ghost knelt and kowtowed, and the old woman knelt down after him, thanking him more than once.
"Damn it, stupid donkey, I'll kill you stew!"
At this time, Scarface suddenly rushed out with a machete, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he was stunned, then turned around and ran back, and kept shouting: "It's terrible, it's terrible, the ghost is coming, the dead ghost Li Shansong is coming to ask for his life!"
"Yes, I'm here!"
The ghost muttered softly, and suddenly his body was full of momentum, and his whole body was on fire, floating, dragging a long tail of fire, flying towards Scarface!
"Boom!"
The ghost that turned into fire instantly hit Scarface's body, and the screams were endless, and the firelight illuminated the entire courtyard, and also illuminated the face of the woman who had just walked out of the door!
"Save Me ......"
Scarface struggled through the flames, screaming, and then slowly subsided, eventually turning into a pile of black charcoal and dying.
"Bang!"
At this moment, a gunshot rang out, and countless steel balls erupted from the barrel of the gun and hit the ghost's body......
And the man with the gun was the ghost's wife, the woman who made him a quilt with her own hands...... (To be continued.) )