Chapter 165: This is the life of the dart master

The mountains and rivers are splendid, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and along the winding mountain road, a team of cars and horses is slowly coming.

Li Bai in this life is a dart master, following a little-known dart board, escorting some small caravans, walking through green mountains and green waters, hundreds of miles of desert, crossing long rivers, and passing through grasslands and forests.

Although there is no treachery or business, many businessmen he met are quite honest, not for anything else, just because there is no integrity, it is really impossible to gain a foothold in this era.

The dart bureau is called Weiyang, which is not named after a cultural person at first glance, because Weiyang is the name of the literati and ink writers for their uncles in some places...... Uncle, what are you talking about?

Li Bai didn't know this, and once thought that Weiyang was a place name, and the dart game that could be named before the name was often the best dart game in the local area, otherwise it would definitely usher in many peers who came to smash the signboard.

He was also fooled in like this, and at this time, he sighed that whether there was culture or not really did not affect people's cunning.

His memories have blurred much more than those of his previous life.

He could only vaguely remember the vague faces, like the experience in a dream, like the moon in the mirror, the flowers in the water, and occasionally the heroic female general would jump out and confide in him in the dream......

He still stubbornly chose the sword as his weapon.

Although he still has no talent for kendo.

It's just that in this life, his talent is much stronger than in the previous life, not in the way of the sword, but in the way of martial arts.

When he followed the Weiyang Dart Bureau for the third year, the chief dart head of the Weiyang Dart Bureau married his daughter to him and taught him a secret book of martial arts...... It is said to be a secret book, but in fact, it is the most ordinary road goods.

The name is called - Fu Hu Capture Dragon Jue!

However, this martial arts secret book can neither subdue the tiger nor capture the dragon, and even the martial arts master is destined to be impossible to break through.

But Li Bai in this life is still willing, he never imagined before, how difficult it is for an ordinary person with ordinary talent and no system to reach the top of the real martial arts.

Three years later, the head of the dart was buried in a dart journey, and both people and goods were lost, not only breaking people, but also smashing the signboard.

Before they set out, some people saw the danger, but the reward was rich enough for them to wash their hands of money, and the reward for keeping away from swords and adventures still moved people's hearts.

Since then, only Li Bai has been left alone in their dart game to support him, and the veteran dart masters have fallen and scattered, and their business has deteriorated, so they can only choose to partner with other dart games and get eleven of them.

Li Bai was busy, like any mediocre mortal, running for his own life, traveling south and north, tanning a handsome face, and his temples became gray in the hard work day after day.

But every time he came home, he would still be neatly dressed, wearing a white shirt, a high black crown, and long hair tied up, and when he saw his neighbors, he would smile and show two rows of big white teeth, and say hello.

And generously discharged a few coppers and handed them to those snot babies to buy some snacks, but he couldn't write the four ways of fennel characters, and he was not a reader.

When he arrived at home, he would put down the copper coins or exchange tickets, open his hands and pick up his little milk baby, rubbed his pink face with his beard, and said proudly.

"Daddy, the child is making money!"

"Daughter-in-law, your husband and I have earned money!"

"Son, your father and I have earned money!"

Sitting in the courtyard, he set up a small table, his wife knelt beside him and lit a small red clay stove for him, warmed a pot of wine, sniffed the stove fire and licked the stew that gradually exuded aroma, and suddenly felt all the fatigue dissipate.

His wife gently lifted his feet, put them in a wooden basin, washed them, and put them on her legs, and used a needle to pick up the blisters.

"Thank you, daughter-in-law. He squinted, even though it was much darker, but he still smiled brightly.

His wife glanced at him, her gentle smile gradually faded, and she said with a little distress: "Are you bitter outside?"

Li Bai snorted and chirped, pointing his fingers and saying, "I will fill the wine for my husband first, and then listen to my husband tell you slowly." ”

So, with a little wine, he began to brag about what he had seen and heard along the way, what caravan lady fell in love with him, what Jixia students fell in love with him, and what female general of the Great Wall fell in love with him......

Anyway, they all fell in love with him.

His wife couldn't help but poke one of his blisters fiercely, although she knew that her own goods were a good mouthful, and there was no truth on her lips, but she was still a little apprehensive in her heart.

When Li Bai called "eh", she immediately felt distressed again, carefully rubbing the calloused soles of her feet, and her man immediately squinted his eyes comfortably and hummed.

At night, the man was so drunk that he was pulled to bed by the woman, rubbed his shoulders and legs, and waited for a while before he fell asleep.

On the first day, I didn't shake the bed, the second day I shook, I swayed for half a night, and the next day my back hurt, Li Bai would rub my temples and say shyly: "Daughter-in-law, every time I sleep with you, I will dream that the female general I told you about will come to cut me!"

"Look at our charm! ha!"

"Eh, don't beat your wife!"

"You thief mother-in-law, you work hard for your husband, you dare to tear your husband's ear!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm teasing you, the Great Wall girl in my dream..... Guess what's her name?"

"Coincidentally, her name is also Mulan!haha!" he crossed his waist and smiled like a child, "It's just that she is not as virtuous as our Mulan, and she can slash people with a sword the size of a door panel at every turn." ”

It's just that he won't be at home for long, and he's going to leave again.

The dart walker does not touch his home for eleven months a year, and it is uncertain whether he can rush back on Chinese New Year's Eve.

said goodbye to his parents, kissed his child twice on the face, and put on a pair of sturdy and wear-resistant new shoes that could walk a hundred miles of mountain roads without breaking.

He would say to his wife who insisted on stuffing him with money in the blanket: "Don't worry, daughter-in-law, our old man has money, and what he puts for you is just a dime, don't you know that we are all eating and drinking spicy food outside, the provincial city is so earthy, and your husband and I are also celebrities inside!"

His wife would laugh and listen to him brag, and then sew the money into the sleeve of his placket with her own care, and when he went out with his front foot, the back foot would wet his eyes, and no matter how good the clothes were, he could not hide the smell of dust.

Migrate qi and nourish the body.

As for how her husband spends his time outside, she is actually clear in her heart.

However, the man who had just gone out in a blink of an eye broke in again, hugged his daughter-in-law and kissed him fiercely, and said loudly: "Don't cry, wait for your husband and I to come back, earn some money for you, live in a big house, buy a skirt from the red-sleeved village, and a hairpin from Zhou Fuji!"

The man scolded Fang Xuan and pointed at the country.

With that, strode away.

Walking in a hurry, because he was afraid that it would be late, he couldn't stop the tears that were about to fall, he never forgave people on his lips, he couldn't say words about children's affection, he had a good skin, and he couldn't deceive the young woman.

Because the bones are too hard.

This guy is too shaft!

Sitting in the carriage that went out again, with a few young dart masters in the dart game, he swayed the yellow and clear wine gourd, and drank two sips of wine when he had nothing to do, his eyes were a little fluttering.

Homesickness is a shame for them as a group, but in fact, who is homesick when they go out?

No matter how tender the sister of Cuihongfang is, she is not her own mother-in-law after all, there is no small table, no red clay stove, no virtuous daughter-in-law, no baby running around the courtyard with her bare buttocks.

No matter how good the sister is, it's not comfortable to get up!

Thinking about it, his eyes were red, so he simply poured a large sip of wine, which was so spicy that his face was red and tears were rolling, so he dared to raise his head and scolded: "What a spicy drink!"

He has long fallen in love with the taste of drinking, not to get drunk, but because the wine has a sweet and sour, spicy, salty, light smell.

That's right, there really is a stinky wine - if you take two sips of nothing, you feel like you have been condensed in it for the rest of your life.

It's just that the stinky wine is often thrown to the young dart masters, and then they tell them that it is the taste of the wine by the reliable expression of the weather, until they drink the fresh wine later, and they will frown and think that the wine is bad.

This life is still not so dull, he is like the most ordinary dart masters, shipped again and again, returned again and again, and was robbed, but more importantly, he escorted the target safely.

And this is the life of a dart master.

Those thrilling scenes are not uncommon in this line of work, but once they meet this life, they will be sent in, and he is simply a lucky man, stepping on the edge of death several times, and finally pulling himself back with the unstructured swordsmanship in his hand.