Chapter 121: Late Night Talk (1)
He Chengpeng fell to the ground, unconscious, others staggered, staggered under their feet, a group of scholars who can't drink alcohol just want to be strong, the consequence can only be drunk, after getting drunk, keep silent, but it can be regarded as a very good wine virtue, but some people are drunk and show off indiscriminately, chant poems against each other, lead to singing, and grab a person's hand in a daze: "Your Royal Highness Princess, let me tell you, since I saw you for the first time, the heart of the people."
Li Yuanhao let out a long sigh, lowered his head and squinted at the world's first beauty, ah, he is the world's most beautiful man, peach blossom eyes, looking forward to life, how can he be a man.
"Don't look at it, look at me again as a man, and you are also a woman. Chen Luoyan poured herself a glass of wine, raised her head and drank it dry, she really has the boldness of a man.
"Your voice?" Li Yuanhao asked, her woman's body and neutral voice were trained, but Chen Luoyan's woman's voice was slender and tactful, subtle and slightly warped, she didn't believe that she could be trained.
Chen Luoyan touched her throat, her Adam's apple was slightly raised, and she smiled: "On weekdays, I bow my head with my chest up, and if I close my chin, my Adam's apple will not be prominent." ”
No wonder I see her always high-spirited, noble, cold, and condescending every day, it turns out that it is to cover up the Adam's apple.
"As for the voice, I have a pill that I hold in my mouth and press under my tongue, and when I pronounce it with my throat instead of my abdomen, I have a woman's voice, and the only troublesome thing is that I change it every day, and the pill raw material has a taste of arsenic, and if I accidentally swallow it, I will die. Chen Luoyan explained.
Li Yuanhao was slightly moved, with arsenic in his mouth all day long, he needed great perseverance, if it was her, she might be able to do it, didn't she paint the ground in Tai'an City for ten years, luring the first in the world to take the bait.
"It's nothing, the most annoying thing is that you have to shave every day, which is really annoying. Chen Luoyan touched her chin, she had just cleaned it up in the morning, and it quietly popped up in the evening: "If you don't pay attention to it, you will leave a stubble, and you need a thick foundation to cover it, and I don't like the taste of rouge gouache the most, Jia Baoyu likes to eat rouge gouache in "The Story of the Stone", hey, but that is apocryphal after all, and the actual taste is really bad." ”
Li Yuanhao stared at Chen Luoyan carefully, her skin was not good, she seemed to be able to pinch out the water, the key was the man's skin, she was a little envious, jealous and hateful.
"Oops!" He Chengpeng screamed in his sleep, I don't know who stepped on the face of the son of the He family, all the drunks were attracted by He Chengpeng's scream, and they all lowered their heads and raised their feet, but they drank too much, drunk, unconsciously, they made up a few kicks on He Chengpeng's body, He Chengpeng snorted a few times, and there was no sound anymore.
Chen Luoyan got up and pointed to the two big white steamed buns on the table: "Take it!" and then rolled up her sleeves.
"What are you going to do?" Li Yuanhao suddenly became vigilant, dragging a big white steamed bun in one hand and protecting it on his chest.
Chen Luoyan laughed angrily at her behavior: "Naturally, He Chengpeng will be taken back, of course this kind of thing is done by a big man like me, otherwise what do you think?"
"Oh. Li Yuanhao nodded solemnly.
Set up He Chengpeng, the two went downstairs, and a group of drunks also followed behind, Li Yuanhao looked at Chen Luoyan's back, and listened to him constantly complain about He Chengpeng's death, for some reason, His Majesty the Emperor of the Northern Wei Dynasty suddenly turned the corners of his mouth up, and laughed shallowly in the moonlight.
Sending He Chengpeng back to the men's hospital, Chen Luoyan wiped the sweat on her brows, and stretched out her hand: "Do you want to go out and talk about it, and exchange your virtues for many years?" After speaking, he took the lead and walked out, Li Yuanhao thought about it, and followed out obediently with a big white steamed bun in one hand.
Chen Luoyan sat on the door frame of the women's courtyard with her buttocks, lifted her collar, revealing a large piece of snow white that was not like a man, and patted her side: "Sit!"
Li Yuanhao thought about it again, didn't move, stood in place, and stretched out his hand to hand over the steamed bun.
Chen Luoyan raised her eyebrows, took the steamed bun, and took a heavy bite: "When you see me, do you have a feeling of being connected to the same fate and sympathizing with each other?"
Li Yuanhao shook his head, before he got to that point, His Majesty the Emperor of the Northern Wei Dynasty was still immersed in the fact that the first beauty in the world was a man, thinking about one thing after another about the princess of Nanliang, fighting with the ruffians and hooligans, fighting ten of them, dragging his chest and jumping out of the car, and saying to Norma, "Little sister, don't be discouraged, come on", came in the night, was mistaken for a man, peeping into a men's courtyard with a hole in the wall, liking women, etc., which seemed to show that Chen Luoyan was a man, a real man.
"Ah, it looks like I'm being amorous. Chen Luoyan took another bite of the steamed bun, and her "breast" was eaten by herself one bite after another, Her Royal Highness Princess Nanliang was really the first person in the past, looking up at Li Yuanhao's eyes, he sighed, stood up, held the steamed bun in his mouth, and began to untie his belt.
"You, you, what are you going to do?" Li Yuanhao suddenly screamed, covering his eyes with his hands.
"Let you see if I am a man or a woman. Chen Luoyan said nonchalantly.
"Don't, put on your pants, I believe it, I believe it. Li Yuanhao said, can you believe it or not, a slightly shameless woman will not take off her pants casually, but the shameless man, every time Chen Luoyan makes a slight move, the female emperor of the Northern Wei Dynasty is always a little afraid in her heart, as for what she is afraid of, she can't figure it out, but she is a little worried, afraid that he will pounce inattentively, probably maybe.
Chen Luoyan laughed and sat back on the door frame.
"Why are you pretending to be a woman?" asked Li Yuanhao.
"Why are you pretending to be a man?" Chen Luoyan asked rhetorically.
"Nonsense, of course it's life-saving!" Li Yuanhao replied.
Chen Luoyan touched the rouge gouache on her face, revealing her original appearance, which was still beautiful, but with more heroism from a man: "Of course I also want to save my life, otherwise who will be full of food, and the man will dress up as a woman." You should know my life experience, born in the firewood house, my mother delivered the baby herself, she is not literate, but she is extraordinarily bold, if I am a man's body of the matter spreads, the Chen family Zhengfang Zhan will definitely not give up, the Chen family has one more man, it means more worries and competition. So on that snowy day, my mother made a bold decision to raise me as a daughter. ”
Li Yuanhao can imagine that kind of scene, in the heavy snow, a woman holding the baby child, trembling standing in the wind and snow, the child's cry is heartbreaking, the little face is frozen red, Zhan is condescending, looking at the pair of mother and son, weighing the pros and cons, she doesn't like the woman in the snow, she doesn't like it at all, she is also very disgusted at the moment, so disgusted that she didn't test the child's gender, and mercifully let the mother and son move from the firewood room to the bedroom, not to give an old mother, let the mother and son fend for themselves, this is Zhan's coldness, but also Zhan's benevolence。