Drinking two coconut water in a row, and then smearing the exposed skin with coconut oil, Li Ergou, who had slightly recovered his strength and spirit, picked up the live broadcast equipment.

"With the water, the next step is to solve the fire and prepare for the beacon fire in advance. As soon as a ship or plane is spotted, it will be lit immediately. If the situation is not optimistic, then the only way is to make a raft and drift out to sea to save yourself......"

[Yes, we need fire!]

[We used to love the world deeply, we used to believe in breaking it, but this sinful society deceived us...... The Great War is imminent...... It's not us that's wrong, it's the world...... Hold your torch high, the holy war has begun!]

[Gentlemen, our flame and cross are at this time...... Come, put up that flag! Come, burn the flames...... This is war! We are going to shout loudly now! Long live the FFF regiment! Long live the burner!]

【Burn Burn Burn——】

[Heresy does not stop, holy wars are endless!]

[Master Dog, burn that heterosexual!]

emmmm

Why did I work so hard to survive as a savage live broadcast?

Money!

What do you crave when you have money?

Sister paper,It's a very cute kind!

Burn your sister's heterosexuality! Lao Tzu is not a faggot!

Damn.

Holding back the idea of turning off the barrage again, Li Ergou walked to the woods and began to chop the branches that made the fire.

"Teach everyone a trick of chopping branches, hold the dagger with your left hand and place it on a branch that is arm thick, and then use your right hand to raise a big stone and smash it against the dagger, after smashing it many times in a row, the trunk will break in response......"

Chopping out enough branches, Li Ergou's hands were all rubbed off. But he didn't care about this, so he searched for dry branches and pine needles and piled them on the sand as "ignitions", then folded large coconut branches in half like a tent to cover the ignition materials, and then covered the dry "tent" with fresh green branches and leaves, which not only waterproof but also kept the beacon fire dry and produced thick smoke.

"When I find a plane or a boat, I will light it and hope to be rescued. Next, I'm going to use the fire farming technique to get the tinder. ”

Li Ergou dug a pit in the sand, put in the ignition, and then took out an arm-thick branch, sharpened the end, and rubbed it repeatedly on the hibiscus that had been dug out in advance. By creating enough friction between the wood handle and the groove to produce the moment the debris is generated, the debris is carefully dialed into a mass of ignite, and immediately swings sharply from side to side, and with the billowing smoke, a few seconds later, the flame appears, and the igniter is ignited.

Li Ergou immediately put the ignited ignite under the pile of wood that had been set up in advance, blew it repeatedly, and the bonfire was formed!

[The dog master is so hard, his face is blackened, more like an African refugee. (￣_，￣)】

[You don't know how difficult it is to cultivate fire and make fire, the dog's hands have been blistered with blood, and his fingers have been cut a few times. The dog is so hard, you are still talking about the wind and cold, are you still human?]

Watching the gifts brushed up one by one, Li Ergou's heart was inexplicably hot.

In this world, there are still many good people.

But before he could warm his heart for three seconds, he saw the man in the distance stretch out his right palm, and the blue-white light began to condense, and with a bang, the trunk in front of him seemed to be easily bulldozed, and the branches were all over the ground. Then, a large bonfire burns brightly!

Looking at the small bonfire that he had worked so hard to ignite, and then at the huge bonfire on the opposite side that was large enough for nearly a hundred people to participate, Li Ergou felt that the whole world was full of strong malice towards him.

There is a sentence that is simply not vomiting and unpleasant!

Endure!

You can do it, you're the best, you can't lose powder!

Li Ergou swallowed a few mouthfuls of spit, walked into the jungle, came to the bamboo forest, and cut off a bamboo.

In order to prevent the bamboo pole from cracking, he tied the bamboo pole with hibiscus bark, cut one end of the bamboo pole horizontally and vertically, stuffed the folded leaves into the crack, separated the bamboo into four parts to create enough gaps, and then used a dagger to cut out four sharp spearheads.

Holding the formed sharp harpoon, Li Ergou returned to the haven, unbuttoned his shirt and bottom, kept only his underwear, held the made harpoon, pierced a fierce one, and dived to the bottom of the sea.

"There are a lot of fish in the sea, and as long as I catch them, I eat them. But some fish are poisonous and others will attack you, so keep your hands away from any dark crevices and corners. Vicious moray eels will attack anything that comes into sight, and you can't eat them with poison. ”

After searching in the shallow water for two or three minutes, Li Ergou did not see satisfactory fish, and after holding on for another minute or two, he surfaced, and after breathing, he prepared to go to the deep sea to catch good ingredients.

But before he could dive in, he saw the man on the beach throwing something into the sea hard, and with the gradual and rapid sound, Li Ergou felt the crisis for no reason, and immediately didn't care about fishing, and desperately swam to the beach. But before he could swim three meters, he heard a dull sound from the bottom of the sea, and then his body was swept up by the huge waves and crashed heavily on the shore.

Bang Bang Bang –

Before he could catch his breath, he felt a lot of things being smashed off his body, and finally something weighing 30 pounds was smashed on his head, almost making him faint.

Li Ergou didn't understand what was going on, but the audience in front of the live broadcast was stunned.

[I'm a dumbfounder, and I will fry fish if I don't agree with each other! I even fried a lot of fish! Even tiger sharks have been blown ashore!]

[Is the dog okay?]

Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm wonderful!

Li Ergou was furious, stood up, and walked straight to the two people who were picking up fish, and before he could speak, he heard the girl frown and say, "You are the victim, right? We have fried a lot of fish, and we can't eat them all, so we can give you a part." ”

"Well, thank you. ”

I don't know why, the girl's words made Li Ergou forget the intention, and was just about to turn around and leave, when he suddenly remembered the intention, quickly turned around, crossed the girl, looked at the man, and said angrily, "Do you know how dangerous it was just now? If I don't control the strength well, I will be blown up like a fish!"

"But aren't you okay?" Feng Hao frowned.

"That's my luck!" Li Ergou blushed and red-eared.

Luck?

Feng Hao shook his head.

With Jarvis' auxiliary calculation, even if Li Ergou doesn't take any reaction measures, it won't hurt him.

"Fish, those who see it have a share, it can be regarded as an apology for you, suppressing the shock. ”

"That's what it sounds like!"

Li Ergou was satisfied with picking up a big fish and returned to his small campfire to start making grilled fish.

[The dog master gets the owner's alms, and the happiness is +2.] 】

When he caught a glimpse of the barrage while eating fish, Li Ergou was so angry that he accidentally swallowed the prickly fish meat, and immediately coughed violently.

[Dog, drink water quickly and take a shower. 】

[The dog eats the flesh and presses the fish bones. 】

If the fish bones are stuck in a coincidental position, your forcible swallowing method will cause massive throat bleeding, who is dead!]

[What should I do then?]

[Ask for help.] 】

Seek help?

I will never ask for help in this life!

Even if it's dead......

Li Ergou's eyes turned red, and he walked up to Feng Hao with a painful expression, pointing to his throat.

"Stuck?" Feng Yuechan asked, "Such a big person can still be stuck eating fish." Your mother didn't educate you to be careful when you eat fish?"

If it was a man's reprimand, Li Ergou would definitely turn around and leave, but the girl's reprimand made him happy. In other words, it's cheap!

"Okay, open your mouth, I'll see. ”

Feng Hao took out a searchlight, pinched Li Ergou's mouth, and took a look, "Fortunately, it's not deep, and you didn't do the act of forcibly swallowing, otherwise, the throat will be torn by fish bones and bleed heavily." In this environment, massive bleeding means death. ”

As he spoke, he used props to help Li Ergou take out the fish bones.

Like an injured stray dog, Li Ergou returned to the campfire listlessly.

Since it is a beach, there is no need to worry about ants and other small animals, Li Ergou did not build a hammock, but temporarily set up a sheltered tent next to the bonfire and waited for night to fall. As for the wooden house built by Feng Hao, Li Ergou chose to turn a blind eye.

There is no harm without contrast, and this sentence is simply true!

[Master dog, your nest is a kennel compared to others!]

[The dog doesn't live in the kennel, does he live in the golden nest and the silver nest?]

"Hehe, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own kennels. ”

[Master Dog, are you giving up on yourself?]

"Remember, don't call me a dog in the future, I'm a wolf, I'm a wolf from the north, woo-"

[MMP, the dog master sang when he didn't agree with him, and he almost scared me to death. 】

[Others ask for money when they sing, but you sing to death!]

[Huh, who's singing, listen to it.] 】

[It's a "couple" over there.] 】

[Master Dog, your survival skills can't compare to others, and your appearance can't be spelled, and now you can't even sing, you say, you're so useless, what's the use of you?]

[For the first time, I found that the live broadcast content of the dog master was quite boring, and I left!]

MMP。

You're me, aren't you?

What do I do, do you do too?

Obviously, I picked coconut water, lit a fire, fished, and sang first, but every time you steal the limelight, who is the protagonist? Who gave you the illusion that I am the protagonist?

No, I'm going to teach you a lesson!

Li Ergou couldn't hold back any longer, stood up, walked over, showed a kind smile on his face, pointed to the camera, and introduced himself: "I am the wilderness survival type anchor of the Haotian live broadcast platform, Li Ergou, known as the dog master." Thank you for helping me remove the fish bones, otherwise my life would be in danger. ”

Glancing at the live broadcast equipment, Feng Hao was silent.

Unexpectedly, Andy also tinkered with these devices, which really surprised him.

Noticing Feng Hao's gaze, Li Ergou raised the equipment in his hand and said.

"Oh, haven't you seen this live broadcast equipment, right? This is the latest product of Dijun Technology Company, the Jinwu outdoor live broadcast equipment series. These include drones, portable lenses, and much more. ”

"Don't look at the products that are already on the market, but the Jinwu series is completely worthy of the golden sign of Dijun Technology. Not only the process is integrated, but also the lens processing hangs the Japanese. ”

"You know, in terms of optical processing, no one dares to call Japan the first, and I don't know how much money I make every year. Now, Dijun Technology has interrupted their monopoly and launched more powerful optical technology, which is simply amazing. ”

"And, let me tell you, Dijun Technology uses the latest battery technology from Dijun Automobile, so that the live broadcast equipment can really be charged for ten minutes, with a one-week battery life, and a full signal, which is simply the live broadcast gospel of our field anchors. ”

"In the past, I couldn't imagine coming to this kind of desert island live broadcast, but now, I can go to live broadcast wherever I want!"

"Let me tell you another piece of news, the first production car of Dijun Automobile is about to go on sale, and I have already grabbed a place. Brother, you are also a rich man, do you want me to give you the quota? Don't be busy refusing. Let me tell you, the production car of Dijun Automobile is not something you can buy if you have money and power, so you have to draw a number!"

Looking at Li Ergou, who was completely planted by Emperor Jun, Feng Yuechan turned her head and chuckled, and asked rhetorically after a while: "Do you know where all this technology comes from?"

"Well, according to the grapevine, these high-tech technologies are all from the chairman of Shenlong, who has no head or tail. But his identity is particularly secret, no one knows, and he is listed in the world's top ten mysteries. Li Ergou said with a look of adoration, "If I can see this great god, I will definitely bow and worship." ”

Poof—

Feng Yuechan smiled again, pouted and looked at her father, those talking eyes seemed to say, look, someone wants to kowtow to you, or brainless.

Feng Hao glared helplessly. Just show you're happy.

"By the way, the night is long, why don't I tell you a story to relieve your boredom. ”

Li Ergou said, "This kind of empty and uninhabited wilderness is the most suitable for telling ghost stories......

didn't give the two a chance to object, Li Ergou spoke eloquently.

"Last month, a friend of mine came home at night. His unit building is one of those old elevators, very slow. But today, the elevator opened quickly, and he didn't care, walking into the empty elevator, when the door was about to close, two people hurriedly ran over, glanced at the elevator door that opened again, indicating that they were not going in. When the elevator door was about to close, my friend faintly heard the two people outside the door saying......"

Li Ergou suddenly lowered his voice with a frightened expression......

"Did your friend say that there were a lot of people in the elevator?" Feng Yuechan said calmly.

"Have you heard this ghost story?"

"No, guess. ”

"......" Li Ergou rubbed his face, felt that the performance just now was in vain, and continued to preach, "That day, late at night, windy and cold, I stood at the entrance of the station, waiting for the last train from the Old Summer Palace, and when I got on the train, I found that there were only the driver and the female conductor in the car, and when I sat down, I found that I didn't know when an elderly lady was sitting next to me. There were so many empty seats, she didn't sit down, she just sat next to me, which made me a little scared......"

"The bus travels for two stops, and usually there are no people at this point, but today there are two black shadows standing on the platform waving to the bus. When the car stopped, I realized that it was not two people, but three people, one of whom was being carried by two people. After getting into the car, they didn't say a word, and the people who were being held were even more disheveled. The two of them were wearing Qing palace official robes, and their faces were pale......"

"Suddenly, the old lady grabbed me like crazy, beat me and scolded me, insisted that I had stolen his wallet, and dragged me out of the car to the police station. I didn't steal my wallet, and I got out of the car alone with the weird old lady so late, which was impossible! But I don't know where the old lady got the strength to drag me out of the car. After getting out of the car, he let out a long breath and said to me seriously, "Young man, I just saved your life, you see how you can thank me." I was wondering, so I heard the old lady lower her voice......"

"Just now the wind blew and rolled up their clothes, and I found that they ......"

"No, yes, legs!"

"Hiss-" Feng Yuechan shrugged her shoulders and shrunk her neck, obviously startled by Li Ergou's last words with a demagogic tone.

At this time, the beach wind blew on her back, like someone was patting her on the shoulder, and when she was about to turn back, she heard Li Ergou suddenly say: "Grandma, why are you here too?" Just tell them that those two people are humans and ghosts!"

"Yikes!"

Feng Yuechan was so frightened that her eyes were a little red, and she grabbed her father's arm tightly.

[Well done dog!]

[Very happy. 】

[Aren't you worried that the dog master will be killed by the two, and then throw the corpse on the desert island?]

Seeing the man's dissatisfied gaze, Li Ergou hurriedly folded his hands and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't expect her to be so timid." To apologize, I share a secret with you. ”

"Secrets about treasures. ”

Li Ergou continued: "My ancestor used to be a pirate leader, and he didn't leave us a treasure, but only a book, which recorded the story of One Piece Henry. ”

"At the end of the 17th century and the beginning of the 18th century, there was a notorious pirate Henry. He joined the Royal Navy in 1689 and fought in the Anglo-French War of the Nine Years. Defeated at the Battle of Beachy Point, dismissed by the Royal Navy, and turned to the illegal slave trade, fighting against the monopoly of the Royal African Company, in 1693 he was granted a legal license to plunder, and rapidly expanded, becoming a famous sea pirate, even threatening the British East India Company that if he did not fly his designated insignia, he would let his men attack their ships......"

"After plundering enough wealth and population, Henry was not satisfied, and he was ready to make a big deal and make a name for himself. He learned that the Indian Mughal Empire's fleet would make a pilgrimage to Mecca every year along the same route, and that the fleet carried huge treasures, so he united with five other pirates to form a huge pirate group, with a total of more than 400 people in 6 ships, defeated the Mughal fleet of 25 ships, and intercepted all the treasures. This makes Henry the richest island and the most wanted person in the world......"

"But evil prevails, and when Henry was finally captured by the British Fleet and escorted to the guillotine, Henry, the One Piece King with huge treasures and invincible prestige, said before he died: 'Do you want my treasure?'

[I don't read much, don't lie to me. 】

"There is indeed a person named Henry in history, but he didn't say this before he died!" Feng Yuechan questioned.

"Hey, don't believe me, let me tell you, the book handed down from my ancestors not only clearly records this sentence, but also says a lot of key information. For so many years, what am I doing live broadcasts in the mountains and seas of fire?"

[For money!]

[For **, slip of the tongue, woman!]

Ignoring the coaxing barrage, Li Ergou said seriously: "In order to find the location of the treasure through the clues and summary information!"

"What do you mean, this desert island is where Henry One Piece hid his treasure?" Feng Yuechan asked.

"Yes!" Li Ergou said confidently, "through the observation during the day, especially since there are many animals from the north and south of the world on this island, this is unreasonable! Moreover, haven't you noticed? Only this haven has coconut trees, and there are no other places at all." In other words, these coconut trees, including those animals, were brought in by humans. ”

Li Ergou said firmly: "In other words, someone has been to this desert island before, and they have lived for a long time. So, based on my speculation in the past few years, this desert island is very likely to be the treasure of One Piece Henry!"

[I rely on (‵o′) convex, really?]

[Don't stop me, I'm going to a desert island now.] 】

[It is better to believe that there is something than to believe that it is not.] 】

Seeing that he had aroused the girl's strong interest, Li Ergou glanced at Feng Hao defiantly.

Women, especially young girls like her, yearn for nothing more than money, but stimulation and a man who can bring him stimulation!

Wait, watch me rob your woman, humiliate you well!

Uneasy and kind, Li Ergou bragged to Feng Yuechan again, and felt that his favorability exploded, and when he saw that it was late at night, he returned to his kennel to sleep.

In the wooden house, Feng Yuechan, who was not a little sleepy, said curiously: "Dad, there is really a One Piece treasure here, right?"

"Yes. ”

"Huh?" Feng Yuechan was stunned, "I didn't expect that...... Well, the speculation of the man called what the dog turned out to be true. Then let's go on a treasure hunt together tomorrow. ”

"No, we'll do it ourselves. ”

"However, he is the only one who has the information to go to the location of the treasure. ”

"What age is it now, and the old method of reasoning is still used. You must know that science and technology are the primary productive forces. ”

[Sir, through the detection of the mountain by the enhanced large white scanner, I have found the location of the treasure. 】

Send the route over.

[Sent.] 】

"Since you can't sleep, let's go on a treasure hunt together. ”

After finishing speaking, the sound of the machine came and went, and the multiple modules worn on the body began to spread and cover the whole body, forming the Dijun IV suit.

"Oooh!"

Looking at her father, who was wearing a steel suit like magic, Feng Yuechan exclaimed with envy.

I really want to have such a domineering suit!

As if he had a heart, Feng Hao said to his daughter: "Close your eyes and open your arms." ”

Feng Yuechan obediently did what she said, and before she could react, a drone controlled by Jarvis rushed towards her, and when it was about to crash into her, it changed abruptly, forming a set of silver suits painted in moon white.

The third of the three-piece enrollment set - Changxi I!

"Oh, that's pretty cool!"

Under her father's tutelage, Feng Yuechan, who easily controlled the battle suit, flew up and kissed her father's face, and then couldn't wait to say, "Treasure, I'm here!"

Buzz –

Two meteors crossed the sky, one red and one silver.

Li Ergou, who was awakened by the urge to urine, rubbed his eyes and looked at the time, 4 o'clock in the morning. was about to irrigate the flowers and plants, when he saw a barrage flying on the live broadcast screen.

[Dog, dog, get up, something is wrong!]

[I watched the video just now, and the men and women in it can't see their faces clearly!]

Hiss –

Li Ergou gasped.

Hurriedly checked the footage, and found that all the frames of the captured face were abnormal and blurry. This made Li Ergou feel a chill from the bottom of his heart, reaching the tail vertebrae.

However, this is not the end, when he will see the last frame, the faces of the man and woman suddenly turned from their backs, their eyes looked at Li Ergou with blazing eyes, and then a strange smile appeared on their faces, and even the equipment let out a sizzling laughter. Immediately after, all the men and women disappeared from all the videos!

"Ghost!"

Li Ergou wailed, unconscious. Underneath the buttocks, a cloudy liquid spreads......

……

A U.S. imperialist military base in the Pacific.

"It is suspected that the treasure of Henry One Piece appears at coordinates XX, the desert island is the closest to us, and the above orders us to immediately dispatch a fleet to completely block the desert island, and then find a Xia country man named Li Ergou, capture him, and order him to find the treasure for us!"