Half a year flies. On this day, at the gate of the China Racecourse, an uninvited guest suddenly appeared------ a car that was supposed to be white, but now it has become yellow (the soil on the car is at least half a centimeter thick) came to the racecourse, and the doorman Lao Ding stopped him.

"Sir, I'm sorry, this is a membership-based racecourse, and if it's not a racecourse member, it's not a place to accept outsiders. "The doorman of the Chinese racecourse, don't look at the age, now this quality is not said, wearing a high-end suit, if you go out and someone says that he is looking at the gate, someone will say that his brain is broken------ is there a doorman wearing a Prada two-breasted suit, and the outside is a Prada cashmere long trench coat?

Well, there really is, the doorman of the Chinese Racecourse wears it like this. This is definitely thanks to Xiao Peng's bad taste.

The people in the car were wearing a big sunglasses, their beards were unkempt, and they didn't know how long it had been since they had washed their hair, and their hair was all locks. Lao Ding, the doorman of the China Racecourse, frowned slightly after seeing the people in the car, but still did not show too much disgust, the doorman of the racecourse, the Ding brothers, cherished this job very much, isn't it just polite?

Seeing that the people in the car only smiled and didn't speak, just looking at themselves and ignoring themselves, Lao Ding took a deep breath and endured: "This gentleman, do you have an appointment with the people in our racecourse? If you don't have an appointment, I really can't let you in, if you have an appointment with a customer in the racecourse, you can call him and ask him to come out to pick you up." If not, then I can only apologize to you. ”

The man in the sunglasses in the car suddenly sneered: "Lao Ding, how long have you practiced Mandarin? Now you talk like that, and then put on this clothes, a standard British butler." ”

Lao Ding was stunned for a moment when he heard this, how could this person in the car still know himself? He took a closer look at the silhouette of the person in the car, and suddenly seemed to be crazy, regardless of the thick loess on the car, and no matter how valuable the Prada suit on his body was, he directly jumped on the engine cover of the car, and while holding the engine cover, he touched the walkie-talkie from his pocket.

The man in the sunglasses in the car: "。。。。。。 What are you going to do? Old Ding, are you crazy?"

I saw Lao Ding shouting into the walkie-talkie: "Hurry up to the door! I caught the boss!"

Man in sunglasses: "。。。。。。 Lao Ding, what are you shouting nonsense? Let people who don't know hear it, and think that you are catching a thief! Come down, don't lie on the engine cover, how dangerous. ”

Lao Ding shook his head: "Boss, I won't go down if I kill me, so you don't have to run away again!"

The man in sunglasses sighed: "Lao Ding, you dead-eyed, what am I going to run? If I want to run, what are I going to do when I come back? Come down quickly, come down quickly, such an old person, lying on the engine cover, like what's going on, especially this is the gate of our racecourse, how bad is it for people to look at? Come down quickly, come down quickly." ”

Lao Ding was unmoved: "When everyone comes out in a while, I will naturally come down, but I won't come down if I am killed now." ”

"Alas, why are you so desperate?" The man in sunglasses got out of the car, lit a cigarette, and took off his sunglasses: "It's a pity that I prepared this dress for you." Alas. ”

Who is it that is not Xiao Peng who got out of the car?

Half a year ago, Xiao Peng suddenly felt very depressed, when he was not in the racecourse, he thought about the racecourse every day, but after returning to the racecourse, he made the things in the racecourse his head bigger. What is the amount of forage reserves, the proportion of fresh and dry materials, the requirements of members, Di Jingjing's requirements for medical equipment, the collective lobbying of people from the horse association and the sports committee, the requirements of horse farm members, and the requirements of foreign jockeys。。。。。。

Xiao Peng suspected that Huang He was deliberately fixing himself, and obviously told him that he could make decisions about these things, but Huang He had to report everything to himself and let himself be fixed. Isn't this Nima cheating on himself?

According to Xiao Peng's analysis, this is Huang He's opinion on Xiao Peng's assignment of tasks for Lao Pan and Cai Junwei: You don't let people help me tired, don't I? I also tired you.

Xiao Peng let these trivial things go crazy.

In the end, Xiao Peng had an idea, and under the pretext of going home to visit his mother, he directly drove away. After staying at home with his mother for a few days, he went directly to southern Tibet, and it was better to search for animal genes in the deep mountains and old forests than to suffer in the horse farm, right?

After I went out, I found new fun, and I had a bit of fun. But. He really can't help but come back, after all, it's almost the New Year, and he didn't celebrate the New Year at home last year, and he won't be at home this year?

But thinking about his own experience in the past six months, Xiao Peng also thinks it's really good, he usually sleeps in the car, and sleeps outside when he enters the forest area. It's no wonder that so many people love life in the wilderness, and it's nice to have to rely on yourself. But what must be praised is this Audi R8, which is obviously a small sports car, which makes Xiao Peng feel like driving an off-road vehicle, the tires have been changed twice, and the chassis of the car is not decent, so the car has not yet been lying down. It is worthy of being a brand owned by Volkswagen, this Audi is really durable enough!

However, if he can hold out for half a year, this car can be regarded as completing his historical mission. Xiao Peng can imagine the expressions of insurance companies and 4S stores when they see this car.

Two cars rushed out of the racecourse, and they had to drive over in the racecourse, which shows what these people are in a hurry.

"Brother Peng, where have you been?" asked Cai Junwei.

", Brother Peng, you are definitely my eldest brother, I obeyed! I will keep an eye on everything I have in the future, right? I won't stop you if you sit in the corner and bask in the sun every day. Huang He, who spoke, he almost had people dig a pit and bury him alive in the past six months------ everyone unanimously pinned the responsibility for Xiao Peng's sudden disappearance on his head. He was on pins and needles every day.

Xiao Peng looked left and right: "Why are you two here?"

Huang He replied: "Pan Peiyu is at the orphanage now that he is fine, I didn't expect him to be so caring." ”

Cai Junwei looked disgusted: "Damn, the drunkard's intention is not in the wine----- but in that piece of meat! Do you think Lao Pan is for love? Some time ago, a group of students volunteered in the orphanage, and one of the sisters, Lao Pan, was eyed at a glance. ”

Xiao Peng smiled: "Hey, this guy's pickling methods are classical enough!"

"Who's to say it isn't!" replied Cai Junwei.

"What about Di Wei? I didn't even attend his wedding! Lao Huang, it's all your fault for this, if you don't make me angry, I'll attend his wedding! I have to make up for him with a big gift. Xiao Peng said.

Huang He shook his head: "Di Wei hasn't had a wedding yet." ”

"Huh, why?" Xiao Peng was puzzled.

Huang He said: "Li Ru has a big belly, and if she doesn't make a fuss, she doesn't look good in a wedding dress, so she just won't have a wedding." Wait until the child is born and regains his size before the wedding. ”

Xiao Peng calculated the time: "This woman is enough to pursue perfection, but I'm afraid that she won't be able to lose it after giving birth to a child." Anyway, the child hasn't been born yet, right?"

Huang He said: "It's going to be almost two months." ”

"Then let's go see him today, where are they now?" Xiao Peng asked.

Huang He smiled: "We really can't go to see him, they went to the Stars and Stripes Country and gave birth there." ”

Xiao Peng was stunned for a moment after hearing this: ", how can you go over there to have a child? He is not one of those who is so poor that he wants to expect his child to change his life, when the child grows up, there may not be any situation in the world, this is a good thing or bad thing to get him a Stars and Stripes nationality, maybe in the future, his child can hate him for the rest of his life, he can't even think about it, right?"

Huang He coughed dryly: "Who said it wasn't? But he couldn't help it, his father finally stopped immigrating." But he wanted his little grandson to be born there, saying that he was leaving a way back for himself. ”

Xiao Peng was completely helpless: "What's wrong with Di Wei's father? Did you go crazy? You didn't persuade him?"

Cai Junwei smiled bitterly: "Di Wei's father, alas, how to say it, that is a very capable person, otherwise it would not be possible to start from scratch to today's family business, he still has a very good investment vision." It's just that the character is too strong, and to put it ugly, it's too rigid and self-serving. No one can say what he recognizes. It's already good to let Di Wei stop the immigrants this time. ”

Xiao Peng shrugged: "If you are not careful, you will fall into a big fight." Alas, run to the Stars and Stripes to give birth? Broken skull? Let's go in, let's go in and say, I'm going to take a shower first, and see how dirty I look. ”

However, Xiao Peng was really disdainful of Di Wei and their going to the Stars and Stripes Country to give birth. I don't know if U.S. Senator Jacob Howard of Michigan would have jumped out of the coffin and scolded the streets if he knew that a law article he drafted to protect the rights and interests of black citizens would actually prompt tens of thousands of Chinese mothers to cross the ocean to give birth to children 150 years later. In any case, the Stars and Stripes Constitution states that 'all persons born in the Stars and Stripes are citizens of the United States and the states in which they reside'. Any child born in the Stars and Stripes, regardless of the nationality of the parents, is a Stars and Stripes. This has made countless Chinese families widen their eyes, especially now that it is not expensive to go to the stars and stripes to make domestic seeds, two or three hundred thousand can be done, and many people have embarked on the road of going to the stars and stripes domestic seeds.

Listen to Tomei: 'Become a citizen of the Stars and Stripes, enter more than 100 countries with diplomatic relations without visas, enjoy 13 years of free compulsory education in the Stars and Stripes, low threshold, low tuition fees to enter the famous universities of the Stars and Stripes, save millions of study fees, easily enjoy various social welfare measures of the Stars and Stripes, and parents apply for immigration as guardians.

Ask everyone who goes to the stars and stripes and the words are almost the same: 'good education, clean air, safe food, good medical care'。。。。。。

Anyway, in order to make money, the domestic production intermediaries really boasted that they went to the stars and stripes to the sky, as if they went to the stars and stripes to give birth to a child, and they would soar in their lives.

But is it really that good?

Of course not! People who go to the country of stars and stripes to have children regret far more than they are satisfied!

Sometimes ignorance is really a sin!