Text Text_Chapter 38 A Proud Woman
It was too late to run, but I saw that the punch struck, and the entire quicksand river was trembling, and then exploded, and where the fist passed, all the rivers went to the sky, shattered, and turned into steam!
In the blink of an eye, the eight-hundred-mile-wide quicksand river was blasted out of a huge ravine three hundred miles wide and eight hundred miles long by this powerful and brutal punch!
The river was forcibly divided into two sides by this punch, and it couldn't be gathered for half a day!
Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, and Bailongma were speechless for a while at the same time, and said in their hearts: "If you can think of this method of water warfare, it is estimated that there is only this bald man in the whole world!"
Tang Sanfu looked at the bottom of the river beautifully.
There, a cloud of yellow sand gathered, and Sha Wujing appeared there.
"Not dead?" Sun Wukong was surprised at the same time, took out the golden hoop stick and killed it.
Pig Gang knew that this was the time to perform, and he couldn't lag behind, otherwise the thief would get into trouble, and he might become lunch at any time!
So, Pig Gangguan also took out the nine-toothed nail rake and screamed and killed it.
Over there, Sha Wujing didn't seem to have recovered from the shock just now, and he was smashed on the head by Sun Wukong with a stick, and his brain burst on the spot, and he fell to the ground.
Seeing this, Zhu Gangguan exclaimed distressedly: "Brother Monkey, you should leave my old pig to fight, this is good, the credit is all yours!"
Sun Wukong was also a little embarrassed: "I didn't expect this guy to be so unbeaten." ”
Before the words fell, I saw that the skull hanging on Sha Wujing's neck suddenly exploded, and then Sha Wujing's broken head quickly recovered, and this guy was resurrected on the spot!
Pig Gang looked at it and exclaimed, "Hey, you can still be resurrected! Brother Monkey, leave it to me this time!"
As he spoke, the pig just raised the nine-tooth nail rake and was about to smash it down!
At the critical moment, Sha Wujing raised his Zen staff to block the blow, and then shouted: "Master, misunderstanding!
"Master, are you really Sha Wujing?" Sun Wukong and Zhu Gangguan were both stunned.
In fact, they also thought that Mu Zha had deceived them, and they just wanted to get out of trouble with the help of this bad man in front of them.
Now that Sha Wujing shouted like this, it was difficult for them to start.
Tang Sanfu looked at the bearded guy running over with a scream, and his brows were furrowed, wondering if to give him another punch.
Sha Wujing knelt in front of Tang San's funeral with a puff, and the four-meter-tall man was stunned and cried, crying and shouting: "Master, what a misunderstanding." I am the general of the curtain next to the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court, because I accidentally broke the glass cup, I was first sent to a dangerous place to garrison, and then I almost died. Thanks to the barefoot immortal who helped me intercede, I was spared.
However, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living sin cannot be escaped, and he will be reduced to the mortal world and fall into this river of quicksand.
Under the pressure of hunger and cold, he had to be a man-eating monster.
Every day I have to suffer from the ten thousand arrows piercing my heart......
Fortunately, Guanyin Bodhisattva enlightened, saying that as long as you follow you to the west to learn scriptures, you can resolve all sins with merit, and even creation. ”
"Master, do you believe this?" asked Zhu Gangguan and asked with a smile.
Tang Sanfu nodded and said, "Letter." ”
Zhu Gangguan said in surprise: "Master, he doesn't have a certificate, you also believe it?"
Tang Sanfu looked at Sun Wukong, then at Zhu Gangguan, and then at Sha Wujing, who was not good-looking, and said, "Because he is as ugly as you!"
At that moment, Zhu Gangguan, Sun Wukong, and Sha Wujing all felt insulted.
Tang Sanyu sighed and said, "I have found out, the Guanyin Bodhisattva in your mouth, if it is not an aesthetic problem, it is deliberate."
You say, my old man went to the west to learn scriptures, how lonely and boring was this way?
Arrange a girl for me, talk about life along the way, isn't it good to pass the time?
Am I asking too much?"
Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, Sha Wujing, and Bailongma want to say, too much, too much!
You are a monk, and you still think about women all day long, who is too much if you are not excessive?
And are you sure you're just talking about life, not people?
But if you think about it carefully, this guy himself is not a monk, so it seems normal to have this kind of thought.
But Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged for them here, not waiting for him!
There are thousands of threads in his heart, but on the surface, he nodded vigorously and said in unison: "It's too much, it's too much!"
Tang San said: "Hey, just arrange monkeys, pigs and men for me, each one is uglier than the other!"
It's too much!"
This time, the brothers are silent, and whoever responds is equivalent to admitting that they are ugly.
Obviously, men and women are the same, they can dislike others for being ugly, but they can't deny their own handsomeness.
Speaking of this, Tang Sanyu looked at Sha Wujing and said, "It's not easy to walk on the West Heaven Road, and the people I bring are all useful people."
If I don't have any money, I can play monkey and pay it back.
If there is no food, I can kill pigs and eat meat.
The little white horse can be ridden, you say, what are you for?
Give you three minutes to show off your talents, and if not, get out of the way early. ”
Hearing this, Sha Wujing had the idea of retreating for the first time, maybe he was starving in the quicksand river, and it was not too miserable to be pierced by ten thousand arrows in his heart.
But everyone is here, and he doesn't dare to really go back.
He was afraid that this thief would give him another punch!
He doesn't have many stand-in skeletons......
Sha Wujing said tentatively: "I can protect ......"
Before the words "protect you to the West Heaven" came out, Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick, and Zhu Gangguan took out the nine-toothed nail rake, tilted his head and looked at him, as if to say: "Protect him?"
Sha Wujing immediately changed his words and said, "I can carry the burden." ”
Zhu Gang said: "Don't, the burden is mine, you can find another job." ”
"I can lead the horse!" shouted Sha Wujing.
Sun Wukong said: "Brother Sha, it's my job to lead the horse, do you do something else?"
Sha Wujing looked at Tang Sanfu, who had no expression on his face, and his anxious head was covered with sweat......
At this moment, he had an idea and said, "Master, in fact, I know a lot, and I can do a lot.
Aren't you going to make money playing monkeys? I can help you beat the gongs and drums.
Aren't you going to kill pigs for meat? I can help you burn the hot pot.
Didn't you go on horseback? I can help you beat the hay and nail the horseshoe.
In addition to these, like leading monkeys, walking horses, and feeding pigs;
What laundry, cooking, rubbing shoulders and beating back, I am proficient in everything!
By the way, my cooking skills are good, I have learned a few hands from the culinary god, and I am especially good at the whole pig banquet!"
When he said these words, the faces of Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, and Bai Longma became darker and darker the more he listened......
However, Tang Sanburi's eyes became brighter and brighter the more he listened, and he finally clapped his hands and said, "Are you sure, what you said is fine." ”
Sha Wujing immediately patted his chest and shouted, "Okay, absolutely okay! If you don't believe it, I'll show you a hand now!"