051 He is a shrew scolding the street
Yan Xiaoxiao smiled with crooked eyebrows, Xu Yi finally understood why he used flowers to describe women. At that moment, there was indeed a strange sensation that hit a certain part of the heart. It was as if he saw the flowers all over the world blooming, and his heart was so quietly intoxicated.
Yan Xiaoxiao saw him staring at him, and gradually became a little uncomfortable. "Xu Yi, Xu Yi. She called softly.
Xu Yi came back to his senses in an instant, and panic flew over his face. In just a few seconds, his expression was back to normal. He winked mysteriously at Yan Xiaoxiao, and his tone was ambiguous: "Do you know the answer?"
What is the answer, Yan Xiaoxiao looked at him suspiciously.
Xu Yixiang shook his head helplessly, and said regretfully: "It turns out that Yan Xiaoxiao's biggest problem is forgetfulness, and he questioned me just now, I was not exaggerating, but I didn't expect that in just a few minutes, I forgot it completely." Thanks to me, I really racked my brains and practiced it to answer you with practical actions. Xu Yi was like an aggrieved little daughter-in-law, "You said that even my dignified president can't take his eyes off you, let alone other men? In this case, can those crazy women not be jealous? You know, they often dress up in fancy ways and try their best to attract my attention." It's just that this young master, I am the modern version of Yanagi Hui, and I strictly follow the teachings of Master Confucius to ignore incivility. Truly do not squint. ”
Yan Xiaoxiao laughed wildly, and did not forget to summarize while laughing: "Why do you want to praise me? I think you are praising yourself in a different way, narcissist." ”
"You just know. Xu Yi disagreed, he raised his eyebrows and asked casually: "Yan Xiaoxiao, you tell me honestly." When I first saw you, did you feel the slightest bit excited?"
Heartbeat? For a few seconds, she did have a strange feeling in her heart, but, was that heartbeat? How could it be, what qualifications did she have to be heartbeat now? Yan Xiaoxiao suddenly felt a little panicked in her heart, maybe she was a thief, she shook her head more and more affirmatively.
The color in Xu Yi's eyes dimmed a little, and he asked a little reluctantly: "Don't you have any feelings for me at all?
Yan Xiaoxiao, whose head was in a panic, shook her head again and again, she hurriedly denied: "What I like is not your type, your delicate facial features are perfect-"
Seeing Xu Yi staring at her with blazing eyes, Yan Xiaoxiao's head short-circuited, and he didn't choose to speak: "It's true that you are a beautiful man, but your appearance is feminine, I always have the potential to be gay, how can I like such a man?"
"You know I'm not gay. Xu Yi said a little angrily.
"I know, but I and you, we are a boss and a subordinate relationship. Yan Xiaoxiao came back to his senses, and his head was slightly confused.
The boss and his subordinates, Xu Yi was sober in an instant, before he was unsure of his intentions for her, why should he be so reckless? So, it would only scare her away, right? His face was full of grievances in an instant: "Yan Xiaoxiao, you are too shocking." I'm the fifth diamond king, how can you not feel it? As young as six years old, as long as I am sixty years old, as long as I am a woman, I can't resist my charm, I am a legendary woman killer. Could it be that my charm has deteriorated, and now even a single girl like you like a hungry wolf no longer looks down on my piece of fat?"
It turned out that he was joking, and Yan Xiaoxiao replied angrily: "I lose weight, I am a vegetarian, and I am not interested in fat." ”
"Do you think I'm unattainable and you yourself are too small and have an inferiority complex, or is it that I have too much electricity and too many peach blossoms that make you insecure, so you subconsciously choose to escape for fear of getting hurt?" Xu Yi said as he blinked the hooking peach blossom eyes and discharged at her.
This person is absolutely narcissistic to the point of mutual anger, Yan Xiaoxiao couldn't help but hit him: "Can a man say such a thing without shame? You are definitely a gay in your bones, maybe you haven't noticed it yet." ”
"This is purely a personal attack, a typical sour grape mentality, if you can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour. Xu Yi waved his hand and made a conclusion.
"Yes, yes, yes, I can't eat your grapes, that's why I slander you. A weird smile curled up on Yan Xiaoxiao's lips.
Xu Yi obviously didn't come back to his senses, he nodded frequently, until Yan Xiaoxiao indifferently threw out the next sentence: "Also, your grape is for men to taste, how can I eat it?"
"Yan Xiaoxiao. Xu Yi almost roared.
Yan Xiaoxiao had already retreated to the door, and she made a grimace at him and took the door out.
"You come back and tell me clearly. Xu Yi's aftermath came from the crack in the door, and Yan Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing.
Yan Xiaoxiao, you have eaten the courage of an ambitious leopard, and you dare to do this to me? I, after all, is your president, Xu Yi was extremely depressed. At this time, his mobile phone rang very inopportunely. Who, Xu Yi glanced at the number impatiently. Lin Mo, he pressed the answer button and asked dissatisfiedly, "What's the matter?"
"There's nothing I can't call you anymore?" Lin Mo was very dissatisfied.
"Why are you talking so much nonsense?It's okay, you're going to look for me?" Xu Yi asked rhetorically.
"I'm in the café next to your company now, you come down, we'll meet and talk. Lin Mo directly ignored his unkind tone, too, this guy has a bad temper, if you worry about him every time, it is estimated that you will be angry with him a hundred and eighty times.
"You're sick, aren't you? You don't have legs—" Xu Yi didn't finish yelling, he stopped weakly and removed the phone from his ear.
Sure enough, a few seconds later, Lin Mo broke out like a storm: "I'm not sick, I have sound hands and feet, but I can't stand someone who has threatened me several times that I am not allowed to go to his company recently." Everyone else is elbowing in, but this wolf-hearted dog thinks that his brother is for sacrifice. It's good now, I'm kind enough to help him pull a big list, and people are good, but if you don't accept it, you still think that I let his old man condescend to see me?
Finally after the seizure, Xu Yi said nonchalantly: "Old man, why do you talk like a shrew scolding the street?"
Vixen, shrew, shrew, Lin Mo was completely messy, and when he came back to his senses and wanted to roar back, he hung up the phone as if pinching a little. Xu Yi, you inhuman thing, Lin Mo cursed fiercely in his heart.
In stark contrast to him is Xu Yi, it turns out that it feels so cool to play tricks on people, no wonder Yan Xiaoxiao is like that, he laughed out loud from the bottom of his heart. It's just that he couldn't help but shake his head with a smile. How easy it is to learn and how difficult it is, he dares to be infected by her, right? Also, God closes a door for you, and will always open a window for you. What he lost from Yan Xiaoxiao must be found in some cannon fodder, right? Unfortunately, Lin Mo is the gray ash who "won the lottery". As the saying goes, one thing descends one thing, Xu Yi whistled and walked out happily.