"The invincible pretending system has been successfully activated!"

Lin Yi was stunned when he heard this crisp notification sound ringing in his ears. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The next moment, I saw a screen about fifty centimeters long and wide appearing in front of Lin Yi as if it were a 3D projection, and rows of fonts appeared on it.

"The invincible pretending system is successfully bound. ”

Host: Lin Yi

Gender: Male

Strength: 7 (a small body that is still far from the standard adult man)

Agility: 6 (is the speed at which you see a bus but you can't keep up)

Charm value: 6 (the kind that girls in the vast sea of people will never notice you when they turn around)

Pretending Force: 0 points

Popularity: 82

Money: 4260 RMB

Overall evaluation: Standard otaku

"Are you still being looked down upon by others because of poverty?"

"Are you still gritting your teeth and struggling to make a living?"

"Are you still forced by reality and can't fight back?"

"The invincible pretending system is an all-round system, only for pretending. Let you get rid of poverty, get rid of cowardice, get rid of low-key, and go to the pinnacle of life!"

"With the invincible pretending system, you will have it all!"

Invincible pretending to be a system? Lin Yi was shocked, turned his head slightly and looked around, and found that except for himself who could see the screen, no one else could see this virtual screen suspended in the air. At this moment, the screen suddenly began to brighten and flicker, and Lin Yi hurriedly looked at it.

"Detected that the host is being taunted by others, the first mission is hereby released"

Task Name: No More Silence

Quest content: You with an invincible pretending system are equal to infinite possibilities, how can you be despised by some insignificant melon-eating masses? So, rise up host! Go to the special silence, go to the special bearing, we have to pretend to be forced, we want to slap the face!

Quest Help: Detecting that the host has no special abilities, the special reward bank card amount is *100 times, and now has 426,000 gold.

Reward: 1000 presmetic points

Task Penalty: Erase the system. (PS: You can't even slap such a low-level opponent in the face, so don't have the system)

After Lin Yi finished reading the task, an inexplicable emotion surged in his heart. In his previous life, as a white-collar worker, he had to silently bear the anger of his boss due to the difficulties of life, and he had already accumulated a stomach of resentment. Many people gradually give up their initial dreams after entering the society, because they have lost the reason to persist in their hearts, and they have been poor for most of their lives, hesitating and hopeless.

But all of these things have disappeared! Lin Yi, who has an invincible pretending system in this life, has long been fed up with a life of restraint. He secretly decided in his heart that he must work hard to improve himself, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!

"Let's go, the big boat showcase downstairs is holding a promotion at a low price, and those cheap computers are suitable for you. Ha ha. The male salesman's arrogant laughter spread throughout the counter row, and the pedestrians around him looked around. Wang Feng's forehead was bruised from time to time, and his right hand was tightly clenched into a fist, but thinking of the high price and feeling the gaze of the onlookers, his whole body seemed to be gnawed by 10,000 ants, and he gritted his teeth and turned his head to leave here.

Suddenly, a hand that was not too strong firmly blocked his way. Wang Feng looked all the way along his arm and saw Lin Yi's eyes full of mysterious confidence, which exuded a determined light shining like the sun, which made people involuntarily want to believe everything its owner said.

"Fengzi, remember that you said to me before, what we lost, one day we will snatch it back with our own hands!" Lin Yi reached out and patted him lightly on the shoulder, word by word, slowly but forcefully, "Today, the first thing we want to snatch back is called dignity!"

As soon as the words fell, Lin Yi strode into the store and walked straight towards the largest counter. He said to the saleswoman standing at the counter, "What's the most expensive computer in your store?"

Seeing Lin Yi walking into the store with great momentum and asking her, the saleswoman didn't know how to answer for a while, and pointed to the flagship machine king in the small crystal counter in the center of the store in a daze and said, "This X10 is the most expensive." ”

"Take it out, I want it. Lin Yi waved his hand and said categorically. The male salesman who was close to the display cabinet outside the store hurriedly said: "The total price of this machine is 38,000." ”

"How much is it, I bought it all today!" Lin Yi took out the bank card in his wallet and handed it to the saleswoman. "With the best configuration of this X10, give me one. ”

After hearing this, the saleswoman handed the bank card to the cashier. Then he trotted all the way to the warehouse and took out a brand new laptop. As the prompt sound of successful card swiping at the POS machine at the cashier sounded, the male salesman's face changed continuously in a short period of time, red and purple, and finally his eyes turned into a flattering smiling face.

"Sir, sign here. The male salesman politely handed over a pen, and his fingers pointed to the signature of the slip with a slight urgency, and said, "Please keep the receipt, if there is any problem with the computer within a month, you can take it back to the store for free repair at any time." ”

Seeing that Lin Yi was silent, the male salesman who was worried about the complaint guessed that he might still be angry, so he had to whisper to Lin Yi: "I was blind just now, and I offended you with my words, I'm really sorry." You don't remember the villain. ”

Lin Yi didn't even look at him anymore, and after signing the credit card slip, he asked the cashier, "Now this computer is mine?"

The male salesman hurriedly said, "Sir, this new computer has not yet installed the system, can you please wait for ......." Lin Yi kept moving in his hands, directly pulled out the computer, and said coldly: "No need." ”

After saying that, he walked straight to the door of the store, and in the frightened eyes of everyone in the store, he did something unexpected. I saw Lin Yi raise his hand and raise the laptop high and slam it to the ground!

In the next second, a loud noise echoed throughout the floor, and the screams of several saleswomen followed. The entire floor of customers was startled by the loud noise and turned their heads to see what was going on.

"What a garbage computer, play a minesweeper!" Lin Yi shouted loudly, looking around at everyone in the store, and his big foot in flip-flops suddenly lifted and kicked away the notebook that had been smashed on the ground. Then he shouted: "This is your flagship machine of tens of thousands of yuan? Is there anything more expensive?!"

The laptop slammed into the concrete pillar, and the screen and keyboard split in half. At this moment, Lin Yi's momentum suppressed everyone present, and the male salesman trembled and blinked his lips a few times, wanting to say something, and shrank back a little in a corner, and lowered his head, not daring to look directly at Lin Yi.

"Brother, let's go. Don't come to this store to buy computers in the future!" Lin Yi didn't say more, turned around and hooked Wang Feng's shoulder, and strode out of this computer exhibition store.

After speaking, the two walked directly into the alien notebook store opposite, several salesmen gathered at the entrance of the store, seeing the two of them smashing the computer from the opposite store, they were a little uneasy, a woman dressed as a store manager greeted her, and asked with a little anxiety: "May I ask what the two gentlemen need?"

"You have the most expensive computer here, get one for each of you. Lin Yi said with a domineering attitude like a president, as if he was commanding orders.

"Yes, sir, please wait a minute. I heard that Lin Yi was not malicious but wanted to buy a computer, and it was the most expensive computer, and he bought two computers. The female store manager's face quickly appeared with a strong smile of joy and smile.

The male salesman in the opposite store watched Lin Yi and the two walk into the alien store, and directly swiped their cards to buy two computers. He knew that the store manager opposite was holding the latest flagship machine, and one would cost at least 42,000.

Think about it, if you didn't offend this seemingly ordinary local tyrant, the two machines add up to more than 2,000 commissions and easily fall into the bag, but now the chicken and eggs are empty, not only did the commission not go, but the store was so troubled by the customer, and complained to the superior, and his sales job is estimated to be unguaranteed. The male salesman was full of remorse.

After buying the computer, Lin Yi and Wang Feng walked out of the computer city with a notebook bag, and at this moment, a crisp system prompt sounded in Lin Yi's ears.

"Congratulations to the host for installing an unexpected force and getting a reward of +1000!"