Chapter 5 Colored Demons, Fairies Beware!
Tapping the keyboard, he finally didn't reply one by one, but just posted back: Everyone, thank you here. The avenue is invisible, the creation is indescribable, and the changes of the past and the present are not mentioned. The years have turned the world upside down, and we live in the world, and we should also enter the world and follow the world, and experience the taste of rolling red dust. In this way, this long life will not be in vain.
As soon as the reply went up, a system prompt seemed to flash in Xie Zhe's mind - Ding~ Your forcing has been upgraded!
After casually browsing through a few posts, it was only time for a song to be written, and he saw a new reply to his post. The person who replied was Kunlun Feixue, who often soaked in the Internet: @白云散人前辈前辈, do you mean that you have integrated into the world......?
It's your parents who won't let you go out, right? Lack of IQ can easily lead to stumbling!
Xie Zhe slandered, and at the same time, his ten fingers were flying, and he replied in a serious manner: @昆仑飞雪是啊, the prosperous world is several times more prosperous than the Yuan and Ming dynasties in the past, and the fun in the world is also numerous. There is a great contrast before and after entering the WTO, and the old man gradually feels that his state of mind has changed, and perhaps the way to reach a higher realm is in this world.
Ding~ Your forcing has been upgraded again!
After another song's time, Kunlun Feixue hasn't replied, but another 13-year-old Kunlun Sword Saint is bubbling!
Kunlun Sword Saint: What the predecessors said is very true, thousands of avenues are mixed with the world, and although there is little cause and effect outside the object, it also loses the experience that life should have. Wuji Pavilion lives in Sanjiazi, maybe I should go down the mountain and take a walk.
Xie Zhe couldn't help but nod secretly after reading it.
Well,That's a good thing to say.,This post is still quite technical.,Only this kind of reply can everyone be serious and pretend!
After walking around the forum for a while, Xie Zhe wanted to go offline after no special reply. However, after habitually refreshing the webpage, he saw that the entertainment section was showing a +1 status, and someone posted again.
What could it be?
With curiosity, Xie Zhe clicked in, and then saw an update with 0 replies.
[The descendants of the evil sect [Zhengyang Sect] that have disappeared for many years have reappeared in the world, and the female disciples who go out must be careful!]
A few days ago, Poor Dao happened to see a corpse of a dead woman who had been mended in the South China Sea, and he sensed the breath of the remnants of the Zhengyang Sect. It had been three or five days since the woman's body died, and the thugs had apparently fled. Although the poor road is being investigated, there is no eyebrow for a while, and I hope that all the Taoist friends in the forum will also pay attention, if they encounter it, they will be arrested in time!
As we all know, the Zhengyang Sect's evil cultivation and cultivation of evil arts, and its bad behavior is a great shame in my cultivation realm! This time the remnants of the Zhengyang Sect are in the world, and we must do our best to completely eradicate this tumor!
Judging from the traces of the scene in the South China Sea, I am afraid that the remnants have some climate, and their cultivation should not be under the triple Qingming realm. If there are female disciples who are still young in cultivation among the friends of the Taoist Sect who are practicing outside, please summon them back to the mountain as soon as possible, so as not to suffer from the scourge of evil paths.
In addition, @浮萍公子前辈, the younger generation thinks that the forum should add a [news announcement] section, otherwise it is really inappropriate for such an incident to occur in the entertainment area.
Author: Qianxing Daoren
[Post time:2021-01-0209:05]
Cult! Collect and mend! Female corpse!
Three words automatically popped up in Xie Zhe's mind - there is a story!
There is no doubt that if this is true, the news will not run. Although the Xiuzhen Realm Forum is more funny, it is not to deliberately fabricate this kind of thing to make a joke, so it is obvious that there is a certain bow although the female has appeared!
At this time, Nalan Ying, the moderator of the entertainment area, happened to be online, and immediately put the post to the top, and when Xie Zhe refreshed the web page, the 2nd floor had already been snatched.
2nd Floor [Yang Siying]: Oh, there is a color demon! The baby is so scared, @杨宜哥哥快回来保护人家
3rd Floor [Kunlun Feixue]: Grab the front row! There is a lively and happy look, but will that big pervert be pretended to be Shushan @ Li Jianli?
As soon as the post was posted, there were only these two girls who felt like they were still students. Xie Zhe thought about it, and also typed a line of words to reply, but as soon as the page was swiped, he actually became the 5th floor!
4th Floor [Shushan Sword Saint]: @昆仑飞雪小女娃不要乱扣黑锅, Jian'er has the best temperament, and he is definitely not the kind of person who does it. Moreover, at the time of the Nanhai incident, Jian'er was still in the Heavenly Sword Blade, whether it was the Tianhu incident you mentioned or the Nanhai incident this time, there was absolutely no possibility of participation.
5th Floor [Baiyun Sanren]: Evil thieves, everyone will be punished!
There is no follow-up for the time being, and Kunlun Feixue did not reply to the Shushan Sword Saint, probably because he couldn't find the wording for a while.
It's enough to pretend to be forced, and it's not too early.
Today is Saturday, and as an online writer who is still on the street, he can't give himself a vacation for the time being. So, go on!
It's a great day!
Since pretending to be forced in the forum, Xie Zhe's state has improved all of a sudden, the speed of the code word has soared, and the smoothness of the plot is better than before.
If he had known that pretending to be forced would have this benefit, Xie Zhe would have started to pretend desperately on the first day he entered the online literary world! Even if he would be very ashamed after being exposed, for the sake of a good book, for the sake of book lovers who are short of books, and for the great cause of code words, what is it to be ashamed! Even if he loses his temperament, he must insist on pretending!
Crackling, crackling
Why do you suddenly feel so proud? I really want to write it directly to the finale! No! I can't control it!
Crackling, crackling
Hey, I wrote that the protagonist finally found the heroine after a lot of hardships! I can't stand it at all, let's have some sensitive words!
Crackling, crackling
From morning to evening, Xie Zhe didn't even eat, and wrote a full 17,000 words in one breath! Even when he was in a good state before, this kind of achievement was almost unsurpassed!
He stopped at 5 p.m., not because his brain wanted to rest, but because he ...... I'm so hungry......
When he used his brain, he was hungry very quickly, and after 8 hours of writing, Xie Zhe was already so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back. Although he was hungry, such a non-stop codeword kept the plot coherent, and he didn't change his mind because of the break, so it was completely worth it in his opinion!
If you did such a beautiful job today, you must treat yourself to a good meal!
Thinking like this, Xie Zhe saved the written things with his hand, which was already as soft as his sister, and then grabbed a few small denominations on the computer desk Grandpa Mao and stood up strongly.
Now he seems to have experienced a five-day battle, and he is already covered in blood, and he has no strength. Drag the tired (hungry dog) body to the door, then go downstairs with the wall, go out with the wall, and rush to the nearest fast food restaurant with the wall.
I'm so hungry......
I didn't eat it at noon, and now the large and small intestines are already protesting violently, and there is a faint feeling of colic.
Finally moved to the fast food restaurant, he threw himself on the empty table, and said weakly: "Boss, just come and have something to eat, I won't pick ......"
"Ouch, this young man is really ......" Seeing his appearance of being seriously lacking in energy and almost about to return to life, the fast food uncle shook his head worriedly, and finally served him a hot meal, and then served him sweet and sour pork ribs and fried vegetables.
Some of the other guests showed disdain for Xie Zhe, while others nodded secretly in approval to the uncle.
Xie Zhe didn't know this, the meal hadn't arrived yet, he had already done it himself, and drank a bowl of seaweed soup with a slurp.
Looking at the food delivered by the uncle, he was immediately moved. With the remaining strength, I said thank you and started a new battle.
It's really blissful to have a fast food restaurant when you're hungry when you're out and about......
Fighting in the meal, Xie Zhe, who fell into a state of low blood, shot more than twice as fast as usual, and swallowed it directly without chewing much in a mouthful of rice. At this time of extreme hunger, the sweet and sour pork ribs also burst into three times the temptation, not only did he eat the meat and sauce cleanly, but even the bones were almost swallowed.
After destroying a group of enemy troops, Xie Zhe breathed a long sigh of relief and showed a satisfied expression.
What could be more satisfying than being hungry!
Seeing that he had finished eating, the fast food uncle came over when he was idle and asked, "Is it enough, young man?" There is still food, and there are a lot of dishes, don't be embarrassed, just say if it's not enough!"
"Uh......" Uncle's words were a bit strange. Xie Zhe didn't understand the situation, but replied: "No need, eat in moderation, it's not good for the stomach to support it too much." Uncle, how much is it?"
If I'm not mistaken, one meat and one vegetable should be 8 yuan.
"No, let's go home. The uncle waved his hand and smiled.
What do you mean by not being used?
Xie Zhe was stunned for a moment, and then remembered what he had said when he first came here.
- Boss, just come and have something to eat, I won't pick it......
He was shocked!
Damn! Someone is like a begging for food!