137. Only women's clothing can join the team (two chapters in one)
The four major classes were so tossed that Zhao Xue and the three of them were exhausted, and when they returned to the dormitory after dinner, they fell on the bed one by one and lay down on their bodies.
"Why is this still a university? I said that I was free to let myself go, but the class density was so high. Today is the most terrifying, there are two classes in the morning, two classes in the afternoon, and there is a big class that lasts for three classes in the evening, and the rhythm from 8 o'clock in the morning to 10 o'clock in the evening is almost catching up with the class time of high school!"
Zhang Li lay on the bed and complained, "I'm afraid I didn't go to a fake university." ”
"Let you learn from my course selection, you deserve it!" Wang Mengyuan helped the frame of the bridge of her nose and said with a poisonous tongue: "I have a high density of course selection in order to complete all the credits in three years and then minor in the second major." It's good that you follow me to choose courses indiscriminately, and I'm embarrassed to say that I won't tell you about course selection, hehe. ”
Zhao Xue and Zhang Li struggled to turn sideways at the same time, facing the wall, their fingers flying.
[She thought she was a scholar] > [Zhao Xue: In the past two or three months, she still cares about this matter, it's just a little chicken. 】
[Zhang Li: Xueba, I can't be provoked, I can't be provoked. @冯月婵, Xueshen is coming back to suppress Xueba!]
[Zhao Xue: In the days when the god of learning is not there, the scholar will turn the sky upside down. 】
[Zhang Li: Hey, why can't you summon it?]
Zhao Xue turned over, faced outward, and asked, "Why haven't I seen the shadow of a legal loli recently, and I rarely see her in class, do you know what's going on?"
Ay.
Wang Mengyuan sighed: "It's a shame that you are still good sisters, the same orchestra, I don't even know that legal Lori was selected for internship by Dijun Technology Company, I really feel sorry for Legal Lori." This plastic sister, don't do it!"
"When?"
"You're still in the hospital. ”
"That's a fart!" Zhang Li burst into a foul mouth, and said with some envy, "The internship opportunity of Dijun Technology Company can't even get in." Only by learning God can we get a rare opportunity. But then again, the legal Lori's father authorized the smog removal technology to Dijun Technology in exchange for an internship opportunity, which can be regarded as an equivalent exchange, which is not jealous. If you want to blame, you can only blame it on someone else's father. ”
"By the way, have you heard of the recent uproar about superhero incidents?" Zhao Xue continued to act as a little expert in topic shifting.
"Superheroes, you mean S.H.I.E.L.D. and Iron Man?" Zhang Li asked, "But doesn't the United Nations deny this organization?"
"I'm not talking about that, but ......" Zhao Xue couldn't explain clearly, took out her mobile phone and said, "I have detailed information here, you wait." ”
"Details? Is it from Chang Xiaotu's first-hand information?" Zhang Li teased, "Isn't your mate selection criteria based on your uncle?
"Don't talk nonsense, when will I admit that Chang Xiaotu is my boyfriend? So don't talk nonsense, lest you bother me and him. Zhao Xue wanted to cover up and said.
"Actually, Chang Xiaotu is not bad. Wang Mengyuan rubbed her ears affected by glasses and commented, "Eight points in appearance, funny conversation, wide range of knowledge, especially good at international military, science and technology news, good hands-on ability, I heard that he is a famous flasher." By the way, his family is well-off and he is a good match. ”
"Damn, how do you know so clearly?" Zhao Xue showed a vigilant expression.
"Don't worry, he's not my thing. Wang Mengyuan glanced at Zhao Xue.
"Such a high-quality man?" Zhang Li blinked, "If you don't want it, then let it be given to me, I don't dislike it, just let him turn positive." ”
", rabbits don't eat the grass around the nest, you know?"
Zhao Xue took a sip and returned to the topic: "According to the collection of information sent by Chang Xiaotu, this superhero is a two-person team and began to appear half a month ago. Although no major cases have been solved, according to statistics, in 15 days, more than 20 thefts were caught, more than 10 injured people were rescued, and more than 30 cases were helped......"
"Isn't it a superhero? It's all a petty thing? This superhero is too coercive. Zhang Li complained, "It's no different from those guys who rub the heat of S.H.I.E.L.D." ”
"It's inevitable. Wang Mengyuan said sharply, "In the environment of Xia Kingdom, there is no need for superheroes. It is enough to have the Chaoyang masses and relevant departments. ”
"He is worthy of being a scholar, and his complaints hit the nail on the head. Zhang Li gave a thumbs up, but Wang Mengyuan knew that her words had to be listened to in reverse.
"By the way, send the photos and let's identify whether the superhero this time is the product of a certain star team's popularity. ”
Drip.
The [606 Good Sisters] WeChat group uploaded a picture by Zhao Xue, and a brief introduction was attached.
The big guy with red and yellow coating is suspected to be a remote-controlled robot, acting as a flight vehicle and auxiliary, with the ability to fly at high speeds and diagnose diseases. The little guy dressed in pitch black is suspected of being a teenager and has no ability, if he has to say it, he has a high IQ. Otherwise, such a powerful remote-controlled robot would not be able to be made. ”
"It's not worth showing off. Zhang Li said disdainfully, "If you don't even have superpowers, you're a superhero?"
"Why not?" Wang Mengyuan asked rhetorically, "The poor rely on mutation, and the rich rely on equipment." Obviously, the other party should be a rich man, otherwise he would not have been able to create such a powerful remote-controlled robot. ”
"Amazing? Zhang Li still didn't believe it.
"Not to mention the ability to fly, the ability to diagnose diseases will allow the big guy to get the hero titles of [Reincarnation Divine Doctor], [Hua Tuo Reincarnation], and [Hanging Pot Helping the World]. It is no exaggeration to say that the big guy is the real master of Chinese and Western medicine, and he also comes with his own diagnostic equipment. If it goes to be a doctor, anyone who registers can go around the globe!"
"Such an exaggeration?" Zhang Li couldn't believe it.
"That's where it is. Zhao Xue said proudly, "Coupled with the ability to fly, the big guy gets the nickname of [Archangel]." Well, I'll show you a video, lest I'm lying to you by saying big things. ”
After speaking, the [606 Good Sisters] WeChat group uploaded a short video by Zhao Xue.
I saw a 20-story building, a 2-year-old boy somehow stood on the edge of the window of 19 falls, and when everyone found out about this dangerous situation, the little boy's legs were a little weak, and he accidentally stepped on the air and fell down.
The onlookers did not make the slightest movement except for exclamations. But a security guard, regardless of the consequences of being stoned to death, subconsciously ran over and stretched out his arms to catch it.
Just as the army was evaporating, the superhero fell from the sky and grabbed the little boy in the air when he fell to the height of the 5th floor.
After handing over the little boy to the community security guard, he spread his wings and soared into the sky amid the praises one after another.
"It's so cool!"
Zhang Li and Wang Mengyuan sighed in unison.
Especially the rescue of the little boy at the speed of life and death, and the attitude of soaring into the sky, are so charming.
"It's also a remote-controlled robot, and the gap between Dabai and it is simply too big. Zhang Li pointed to Feng Yuechan's seat and found that there was no white shadow in the vehicle.
"Yo, I don't know who Dabai is my male god all day long, Dabai healed my wounded heart. For Zhang Li, who likes the new and hates the old, Wang Mengyuan gave a fierce counterattack, "By the way, did that young man get the title of hero?"
"This ...... No. ”
"Hey, poor boy, the limelight has been completely stolen by the [Archangel]. Otherwise, I'll give him a name, just [The Man Behind the Archangel], a pun, it's just too fitting. ”
"Vulgar. ”
"That's called a magical girl?"
"How can a man be called a girl?"
"It's okay to wear women's clothes, and after women's clothes, it's horse monkey soju. ”
"Big chests and no brains. ”
"Your name is even more ugly. ”
"I'm not talking about names, I'm talking about your big breasts!"
"Heh, the airport. ”
"I really don't understand why men like those two lumps of fat. ”
"Because they don't want to face a woman who lies down like a man. ”
"Okay, you two don't quarrel, do you want to watch more videos?"
"Look!"
"Then go to station B, search for my UP main name, there are many videos. ”
"I declare that I have been planted by [Archangel], I will not be in class tonight, which of you is going to help me ask for leave?"
"I'm not going either. ”
"Don't go +1. ”
The three of them turned off the lights, were in the bed, put on headphones, watched mobile phone videos, and unconsciously the night was dark.
Suddenly, the windows shook, footsteps appeared on the ground, and then strange conversations rang out in the dead dorm.
Zhao Xue and the three of them were so frightened that they didn't dare to get out of the bed to look.
Outside the window, it's a 6-story building, what can come in from the outside, is it a supernatural event?
As a regular bedtime repertoire about haunted stories in the dormitory, Zhao Xue and the three of them were even more frightened.
Hallucinations, must be hallucinations!
"How many times have I said it, I am the intellectual responsibility, Dabai is the power responsibility, and Bruce you are the logistics responsibility. It's like LOL, I'm the core, Dabai is carrying, and Bruce you play support. ”
"I understand that every person who plays support has a carry heart. But I ask you, you can't even hack into the communication system, you can't even complete the intelligence work, so I do some painless little things every day, and you still want to be a carry? ”
"Don't worry, it's only 9:50 p.m., Zhao Xue and the others are still in class, and it will be half past 10 when they come back. ”
Lifting the holographic stealth, Feng Yuechan and Da Bai appeared in the dormitory, and then walked to the switch in the dark, snapped, turned on the dormitory light, and saw Zhao Xue and the three of them holding the quilt, revealing their heads, just like three funny, staring at Feng Yuechan with a brush, and then screaming in amazement, so frightened that Feng Yuechan almost ordered Da Bai to attack.
"You ...... What's wrong?" Feng Yuechan made a silent gesture, she didn't want to cause a riot.
"Archangel!"
"The man behind the archangel!"
"Magical Costume Boss!"
"Did you hear my call to come face to face with the fans?"
"It's good that we're dressed, otherwise we're going to be attacked by you at night. ”
"I didn't expect you to have this hobby. ”
Listening to the roommate's incoherent conversation left and right, Feng Yuechan hurriedly took off her helmet and shook her head, letting her long hair fall down.
"Damn, this women's clothing makes me jealous as a woman. ”
"You're blind, this is a legitimate Lori, Feng Yuechan!"
After seeing the faces of the people who came, Zhao Xue and the three of them jumped off the bed quickly, and surrounded Feng Yuechan and Da Bai.
"I didn't expect the archangel to be Dabai, it's too awesome. ”
"People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and when Da Bai puts on this suit, he immediately changes from a warm man to a stylish man. I love you to death. ”
"I don't know who just disliked Da Bai and it was useless. ”
"Retarded, dare to solo?"
"Two retards. Wang Mengyuan ignored Zhao Xue and Zhang Li, who came up again, looked at Feng Yuechan, and said curiously, "Didn't you go to Dijun Technology Company for an internship?
"Can I say that this is part of the internship?" said Feng Yuechan with a sneer.
"You made this suit?"
"Hmm. Feng Yuechan said truthfully, "With the old ...... Iron Man is far from it, it's a simple airplane principle. ”
Ahhhhh
Wang Mengyuan was pleasantly surprised: "Yuechan, you are so awesome, too powerful, you are simply my idol." This kind of suit can be invented, and it simply hangs the scientists of this world to fight. Yuechan, do you still lack members? Do you think I can join?"
"Hmmm......"
"Don't worry, you don't need to make me a suit, I don't like to charge, I'll do your logistics. Wang Mengyuan suppressed the excitement in her heart.
"I'm me, I'm going to join in. Zhang Li was unwilling, "I want to charge into battle and help me make a suit." Hmm, I've got all my superpowers......"
"Can money make ghosts grind?" Zhao Xue sneered on the side.
", then you're Fruit Man. Zhang Li fought back sharply, "No, you're a cucumber man!"
"I think we need to give the team a name. Wang Mengyuan proposed.
"How about calling Sailor Moon?" Zhang Li said preemptively.
“……”x3
"Or, call it a magical girl. Zhang Li said without giving up.
"I don't want to turn around, blacken, and I won't survive three episodes. ”
“……”x2
"Ah, that, Chang Xiaotu said that he also wanted to join the team. Zhao Xue was embarrassed, "When you came in just now, I thought there had been a supernatural event, and I was a little scared, so I mentioned it to him." Now that he knows, you see......"
"Logistics alone is not enough for me, Chang Xiaotu has a good overall view and computer technology, you can consider absorbing it. Wang Mengyuan seriously considered it from the perspective of the team.
"But we're Sailor Moon. Zhang Li said, "It's not appropriate to add a man." ”
"Then let him wear women's clothes!Yes, women's clothes!" Wang Mengyuan showed a "kind" expression, "Only women's clothes can join the team!"
"Women's clothing?"
Chang Xiaotu stared at his phone, revealing a thought of shame.
But he couldn't resist the temptation, silently took out the clothes he bought from the closet and prepared to give them to Zhao Xue, put them on, and just took a selfie with his mobile phone and sent it over, when he heard the door of the bedroom click, and then, the roommates who were supposed to eat chicken in the Internet café all night outside walked in hungrily.
“……”