Chapter 31: Activate the Play Dead mode

"You, what are you talking about? Say it again. Xie Zhe plucked out his ears, and his expression was about to collapse.

Feiyun said very seriously: "I said, I'm not joking with you. Xie Zhe, from now on, you will be my Feiyun's personal disciple! In the future, no matter what doubts and difficulties you have along the way of cultivation, I will do my best to help you resolve them, so as to repay the grace of saving you today!"

"That's what you said about repaying with a lifetime?" Xie Zhe was mad.

He can understand that he doesn't follow the routine, but what the hell is it to take him as an apprentice? Although he is also looking forward to becoming a cultivator in his heart, if the master is Feiyun, he can't accept it at all!

In his dream of cultivating immortals, his master was an old man with crane hair and a childish face, wearing a spacious Taoist robe, speaking in classical Chinese, and cultivating to the heavens and the earth, with a flick of his hand, there was a gorgeous sword qi that could cut through the earth's atmosphere and fly around. And Feiyun ......

She was successfully attacked by a thief, drugged by a thief, and was able to lose her mobile phone when she ran away, and her IQ was simply worrisome! Moreover, she was still very dirty, and she was very easy to blow up and turn her face, and she would drag people for 20 kilometers regardless of other people's feelings, and her affinity was almost negative! As for cultivation...... Probably LV.3, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a person who can teach apprentices well......

Xie Zhe can be sure that if he worships Feiyun as his teacher, his path of cultivation will definitely be dark, darker than R255, B255, and G255!

Feiyun said "um", his chin was connected, with a little excitement, and said: "Yes, I have thought about it, as long as you worship me as a teacher, you will be considered a disciple of our Kunlun." When the time comes, you won't have to quit the forum, and you won't be brainwashed by duckweed's predecessors, isn't it great? And I know that people of your age must have read a lot of Xianxia novels, and they yearn for cultivating immortals, right? Now, if I take you as an apprentice, I can also fulfill your dream of Xianxia, isn't it great? And oh, if you become my apprentice, you will be the senior brother of the 99th generation of disciples in Kunlun, if you are talented, maybe you can be a master in the future!

Isn't it good that three "isn't it good" sounds quite tempting, not only to get rid of the crisis he may face, but also to get what he desires, and to say that he is completely profitable. But as soon as she saw Feiyun's excited expression with a hint of joy, Xie Zhe knew that all this was just her tempting bargaining chips, in fact, the main purpose of her doing this was probably that she wanted to have a master's addiction!

Accept an apprentice, call to run errands when you have something, and knock and knock when you have nothing to do. When I was tired, I asked my apprentice to pinch my legs and rub my shoulders, and when I was tired of alchemy, I asked my apprentice to fan the wind and watch the stove. That's what she's really for, right?

"It's not good, it's not good, I refuse!" Xie Zhe hurriedly shouted. As long as he thinks that he will become a little boy on Kunlun Mountain in the future, he will be locked up in the Dan room all day to add firewood and watch the fire, he can't eat or sleep, he can't go back to his home, he can't go back to his family, he can't soak, and he will be bullied by his masters, uncles and uncles from time to time, he feels a burst of coldness in his heart, and his whole life has lost its color.

Instead of being an alchemy boy like that, it's better to be a little street free!

Seeing that he refused, Feiyun frowned dissatisfiedly, and snorted: "Whether you want to or not, anyway, the matter is settled! Come and kowtow, starting tomorrow...... Hey, what are you running!"

How can a dignified seven-foot man kowtow to a woman?

Xie Zheyi ran away without hesitation. However, he had only run a few steps, and his legs, which had just experienced a 20-kilometer run, suddenly weakened, and then the whole person fell to the grass with a thud, and the posture of hitting the street was extremely standard.

I'm a man!

Xie Zhe burst into tears. Is it really going to be tragically forced to apprentice tonight......

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed through his mind. Then he simply lay on the ground directly in the posture of falling, closed his eyes, and activated the mode of playing dead. No way, at this time, he really didn't know what to do except pretend to be dead.

Feiyun chased after him, and saw him lying on the ground motionless, frowning and calling dissatisfiedly: "Get up, hurry up and go back to sleep after the process!"

Xie Zhe turned a deaf ear.

Seeing that he didn't react for a while, Feiyun's brows furrowed even deeper, squatted down and pushed him, lowered his voice slightly, and said, "Don't pretend, I know you're faking faint." Get up. ”

Xie Zhe turned a deaf ear×2.

"Hey, hey, what's the matter, I'll leave if I don't get up. Feiyun pushed him again, and when he didn't react, he got up and made a gesture to leave.

Xie Zhe turned a deaf ear×3.

Really dizzy?

As a Triple Clear Realm cultivator, Feiyun was not strong enough to judge his state by his human and mental condition, but thinking of Xie Zhe's tired and dying appearance just now, she couldn't help but start to believe it a little. However, the recent experience of being deceived made her a little smarter, and she said, "I'm really leaving!" and then strode towards the direction of the road, walked twenty or thirty meters and came back quietly, hiding behind a big tree to secretly monitor.

Xie Zhe turned a deaf ear×4.

The grass is very soft, and the winter in southern Fujian will not be so cold that the grass freezes to death, so for Xie Zhe, who has just been exhausted by long-distance running, it is quite comfortable to lie on it. It is...... It's a little cold.

Call~

A gust of night wind blew, and Xie Zhe became even colder.

Lying on the ground for a while, he heard Feiyun's footsteps leaving, and then the surroundings fell silent.

The little bugs are hibernating, and there are almost no cars passing by on the outskirts of the city, so this quiet purity is very high.

After lying on his stomach for about ten minutes, the posture that had been held still began to make Xie Zhe feel a little uncomfortable. There was still silence around him, and he secretly opened his eyes to look in a fixed perspective, but did not find the white figure.

You can't really run away, right?

Xie Zhe's heart ached faintly, but suddenly, his body was pulled up from the ground!

In the quiet suburbs, the sudden pulling sensation really startled him, and he almost reacted. Fortunately, Feiyun's dissatisfied muttering was also heard by him at the same time, erasing the shock.

"It's really weak, I can faint like this, and it's so stressful to take you as a disciple for me......"

Xie Zhe felt himself fall on her back, and then he was lifted on his feet.

"Hmm, it's more stressful to carry you on your back!" Feiyun complained, and pinched Xie Zhe's thigh meat.

acted in a full set, Xie endured the pain and couldn't make a sound, lying on her back and continuing to pretend to be dead.

After running the True Yuan, Feiyun's physical strength was much stronger than that of ordinary people, and it was easy to walk on his back. After walking a few dozen steps, she probably felt that it was too quiet, and she muttered to herself: "I'll let you go tonight first, and I'll collect it tomorrow." Hmph, I don't want others to be my apprentice, you still dislike it. It's really hateful, when I return to the mountain, I will definitely drive you to Kunlun Ruins and lock you up for a few years!"

Xie Zhe turned a deaf ear×5.

I didn't expect to carry her yesterday evening, but I switched it tonight. The feeling of being carried by the fairy seems to be good, soft, and it will not be sloppy, and you can smell a faint aroma when you breathe, unlike flowers and perfume, it can't be said to be a smell.

He was indeed tired tonight, even with the help of the power of the cultivator, Xie Zhe was still very tired, and he fell asleep on Feiyun's back unconsciously. Before falling asleep, he seemed to hear Feiyun say something, and then he lost consciousness.

Feiyun stood on the side of the road with Xie Zhe on his back, looked left and right, and said with a sad face: "What should I do, I don't know Lu ......"

[I'm so tired, but the signing status still hasn't changed......]