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on the web.

As soon as Chenyang's reply was placed on the Internet, it immediately caused an uproar.

"Holy!"

"Awesome!"

"Hahaha. ”

"Acting is looking forward to winning awards, saying that cross talk is looking forward to death?"

"Yang Shen is simply too slippery, and he can scold people so beautifully. ”

Today's New Year, everyone is happy, but being scolded by Chenyang like this, everyone's interest came, and they all left messages under Chenyang's comments.

500 replies!

10,000 replies!

30,000 replies!

With the eye-piercing effort, Chenyang's reply under this comment exceeded 50,000!

Deservedly hung on the top of the comments!

It's hard not to notice!

……

Magic City.

Huo Siyuan's home.

Huo Siyuan and Yang Qiuli looked at the comments on the microcast, and laughed completely.

Yang Qiuli: "This Xiao Chen!"

Huo Siyuan: "I thought this kid was silent, waiting for me to clean up this kid, but I didn't expect him to scold him more ruthlessly than me!"

While talking, he deleted all the swearing words he had just written on the computer, he had just started thinking about these words after seeing Peng Xiang's remarks, and now after seeing Chenyang's reply, he looked at himself again, it was simply not the same level!

"No wonder it's literature!"

After deleting it, Huo Siyuan silently added a sentence of emotion in his heart.

At this moment, there are not a few people who have the same idea as Huo Siyuan, Jiang Shiyu, Quan Jiahui, Wang Yang......

These colleagues, who worked under Chenyang and witnessed the rise of happy comedians step by step, after seeing Chenyang's poem, one by one > Wang Yang: "Hahaha." ”

Quan Jiahui: "Morning Director is also too funny." ”

Jiang Shiyu: "It's not just funny, it's just too talented." ”

Tana: "This is the first time this year, this is the first time that the morning director has cursed, this Peng Xiang is really too self-aware." ”

Liu Dazhuang: "That's ah, what is our Chen Dao doing, that's from a literary background, just like him Peng Xiang, a hundred can scold him a thousand!"

Everyone was talking, and the morning sun came out, "[Sweat] [Sweat] Happy New Year, everyone!"

Quan Jiahui: "Hahaha, the morning guide is peeping at the screen!"

Tana: "No, it's not authentic, Director Chen, you don't have a red envelope or anything for this greeting." ”

Jiang Shiyu: "Good New Year." ”

Although there are only twelve issues of happy comedians, everyone has been on business with Chenyang for three or four months, and they still have some understanding of Chenyang's personality, as long as they don't make mistakes at work, they are still a leader who can afford to joke at work.

So on weekdays, this WeChat group is not like other work groups that are always deserted, and everyone is still willing to talk about things other than work.

……

Inner Mongolia Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala column group > Chenyang's song "Eight Hopes" exploded like a New Year's red envelope.

"I knew it!"

"Morning guide, this is really a rape flower!"

"This poem is really well written!"

"Is there something wrong with that Peng Xiang, and he didn't broadcast anything, so he said that we are not good. ”

"Yes, he scolded us before, but no one paid attention to him at that time, and now he is still energetic, the morning guide is too powerful!

There is only one Spring Festival all year round, and the satellite TV Spring Festival Gala in Inner Mongolia was not good in the past, and there was no pressure on everyone to be busy, but this year is different, the station attaches great importance to it, and they are also tired.

But before the column was launched, some people came here to sing about the decline, and some newcomers couldn't help but get angry.

……

Yue Peng's house.

"Hey, this Xiao Chen, why are you arguing with people again?"

Holding the mobile phone, Yue Peng was speechless for a while.

Originally, today was the New Year's Day, who knew that the word "Chenyang" suddenly came out on his microbroadcast, he clicked in and took a look, and saw "Eight Hopes" written by Chenyang, read it, it was almost going to make people laugh to death.

"To be honest, I think Xiao Chen's temper has to be changed, otherwise he will definitely suffer in the future. ”

Yue Peng's wife said seriously after reading it.

Yue Peng waved his hand, "Hey, don't say it, change it? He has this temper, and if he changes, it won't be him! Let's just watch it as a joke." ”

……

Imperial capital.

Ma Guowei's family.

After eating, Ma Guowei's family was playing bridge.

Suddenly, Ma Xiaoya came out of the bedroom and held her mobile phone in front of Ma Guowei, "Dad, look, Chenyang has quarreled with someone again." ”

"What's going on?" Ma Guowei put down the cards in his hand, took Ma Xiaoya's mobile phone and looked at it, and in less than two seconds, he was happy, "This Xiaochen, no wonder he is engaged in literature, and he can scold people so hard." ”

"What's wrong? I'll see. ”

Cai Xin also came over.

After watching it for a few seconds, she also smiled, "This is the New Year, Xiao Chen is arguing with someone." ”

Ma Guowei said excitedly, "What's the big New Year's Day, when have you seen this kid quarrel and still share the time? If he shares the time, it won't be him." ”

Cai Xin rolled his eyes and said, "You know Xiao Chen the same as you said." ”

Ma Guowei said proudly, "Do you understand? According to the time, I met him two days earlier than you knew him, and I spent three months more together, do you still think I don't understand?"

Looking at her parents' bickering, Ma Xiaoya, who was standing next to her, broke out in a cold sweat.

She didn't know much about Chenyang, and the meeting was only at that birthday party, but since returning to China, she has heard a lot of things about Chenyang from her parents, so she also checked.

What a god!

What the originator of the Divine Comedy!

All in all, this person has a lot of titles.

But even so, she was still a little speechless, what do you think of what Daddy and Mother mean, Chenyang scolding is very common?

……

Night Talk Heart Editing Group PP Group.

The big guys are all in the PP group to pay New Year's greetings.

At this moment, Bi Yao jumped out and said, "Big guy, look, Teacher Chenyang is fighting with people again." ”

"Huh, where?"

"I'm going to fight with others for the New Year?"

"I'm going to check it out. ”

Everyone is interested.

Bi Yao sent the link, and everyone rushed over to look at it, and at this look, the big guys were quite sympathetic to Peng Xiang.

"Hey, you said that Peng Xiang is not good at arguing with anyone, but he has to quarrel with Teacher Chenyang. ”

"I see, this is the New Year's self is uncomfortable. ”

"It's not just that I can't find myself comfortable, it's just that I don't want to have a smooth New Year. ”

"Sympathy, sympathy. ”

……

Imperial capital.

Han Mei's house.

In the past two days of the Chinese New Year, I finally had time to rest, since the recording of the Inner Mongolia Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala was completed, Han Mei was at home preparing to celebrate the New Year with her family.

After lunch, she lay on the bed and brushed the micro-seeding, today a Chinese New Year's Eve, they don't have those thirty New Year's greetings here, after a few groups of guests sent away, she also likes to enjoy a moment of peace.

Suddenly, on the hot search, the word Chenyang attracted her attention.

"What's going on?"

Just about to click on it, the call came, and it was Ah Jing calling.

"Hey, Ah Jing! Happy New Year. ”

"Happy New Year, Meimei, have you surfed the Internet?"

"It's up, what's wrong?"

"Did you see that news from the morning guide?"

"Well, I just looked at the beginning, and I said what it was. ”

"Then you go and click on it to take a look, it's so funny to write, I really took the morning guide, and scolding people can scold so innovatively, that limerick poem......"

Listening to what Ajing Balabala said a lot, Han Mei roughly understood the ins and outs, and when she hung up the phone and watched it on Weibo, she immediately burst into laughter, "This old classmate, it's all right!"

……

At the same time.

on the web.

For Chenyang's riposte, Peng Xiang also quickly responded, "I'm your mother!"

This product directly exploded into a foul mouth.

It can be seen that this is not light.

Before Chenyang responded, the fans couldn't sit still anymore and rushed forward with a scream.

"I'll fuck you!"

"You're so sick!"

"You are allowed to scold others, and no one is allowed to scold you?"

"There's a hole in your brain, isn't it?

"You haven't washed your mouth, have you?"

"How many years of garbage rhetoric still said. ”

"Do you believe that the people here can spray you to death with a mouthful of spit?"

On scolding, Chenyang's fans will not be afraid, they are famous for scolding, even if it is Chinese New Year's Eve, they will not let anyone, you Peng Xiang is awesome, you have the ability to scold all of us, otherwise don't BB!

As soon as the fans fought back, Peng Xiang's fans became weak.

He doesn't have many fans in the first place, so he can't compare with the number of people, not to mention that the combat power of Chenyang's fans is a top ten, and his fans are still mixed with water, and they can't be compared when they come and go.

In less than five minutes, the disparity had stopped.

Netizens were stunned.

They have heard of the combat effectiveness of the Chenyang fan group, but they have never seen such a terrifying one, although Peng Xiang does not have as many fans as Chenyang, but he is also a fan figure of hundreds of thousands, but the fans who met Chenyang did not hold on for ten minutes.

Terror!

It's horrible!

Shocked, netizens were all excited.

"I'll go!"

"That's awesome!"

"I can't believe it!"

"Four minutes and forty-nine seconds, less than five minutes!"

"I'll go, no wonder no one dares to fight with the Yang God now, it turns out that this Nima is too terrifying!"

Waves of shock followed.

Under the huge traffic impact, Chenyang's name climbed all the way on the hot search, and finally entered the top ten!

Along with this, keywords such as "Chenyang Peng Xiang", "Chenyang Scolding Battle", "Chenyang Limerick Poem", "Chenyang Eight Hopes" and so on have also been on the hot and hot searches, and the excitement is not lower than the program list of the Spring Festival Gala in the Year of the Dog.

……

Home.

Dawn was still sulking.

Seeing that her brother didn't care about herself, she picked up her mobile phone angrily, and just flipped through two microbroadcasts, she bounced up all of a sudden, hugged Chenyang like a hungry wolf and shouted, "Ah! Brother, you're so good, I know you won't let me suffer!"

"Go and go, what won't let you suffer," Chenyang pushed away Chenxi with a disgusted face, "I'm defending Huo Lao, do you think I still defend you!"

This thing is very impatient, but in fact, it is beautiful in my heart.

Even though he doesn't like Chenxi's character of scaring people everywhere, he doesn't like it or not, if someone dares to come over and meddle in educating the little girl, he will definitely be the first to blow up.

Let's just say Peng Xiang today, does he want to scold?

In fact, I don't want to do it at all, what's the matter, there are more people with red eyes, can he still eliminate them one by one?

What's more, he has been in Vanity Fair for a long time, and he looks down on some things, but this product is just blindsided, who is not good for stubble, he has to find Chenxi, he is such a sister, dare to make the little girl feel bad, then everyone should not think about it!

"Hee-hee-hee, no matter who is defending it, I like it anyway. ”

Like a big meat worm, Chenxi hugged Chenyang's vigorous girl, and the whole person's proud tail was about to rise to the sky, and now, he felt that his brother was simply too handsome!

So handsome that I have no intention of copying!!

The morning passed like this, and in the evening, the hot search words such as Chenyang's scolding war, Chenyang's writing limerick poems, etc., also began to cool down.

Netizens began to invest their eyes on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and Chenyang is no exception, although the Spring Festival Gala is in such a form every year, but this is like dumplings, and I usually eat them, but what I eat during the New Year is always different.

Six o'clock in the evening.

Mom came back from playing cards.

The whole family warmed up the lunch meal, and waited until eight o'clock, the family watched the Spring Festival Gala while eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, during which many groups began to send red envelopes, the parents were okay, and Chenyang was now more or less a small leader, so in each group, the grabbing was far less than the red envelopes sent.

But there are exceptions, such as Dawn.

This girl doesn't know how many groups she has added, and at the dinner table, she listened to her mobile phone vibrating again.

After a while, the red envelopes sent by the little fans, looking at the constant reminders of opening red envelopes on Chenxi's mobile phone, Chenyang was so greedy that he couldn't wait to transfer these red envelopes to his mobile phone.

Although I don't have much money, I can still have a good time.

Nine.

Dinner was over.

Chenyang and Chenxi helped their mother clean up the table.

When the table was cleaned up, my mother put the tribute on the table again.

Ten o'clock.

Someone outside started to set off firecrackers.

In fact, the sound of firecrackers has not stopped today, but it is even more so at ten o'clock, fireworks and everything are in turn, Chenyang is lying on the big kang of grandparents' house, while flipping through the micro-broadcast Internet, while listening to the Spring Festival Gala, occasionally interacting with TV, sending one or two barrages.

Naturally, no one knew that the barrage was sent by him.

It feels good for everyone to play together, and on Weibo, many fans strongly asked him to complain, and some people even took the golden sentences of the 17th Spring Festival Gala that Chenyang complained about in the past to compare it with this year's Spring Festival Gala.

Naturally, Chenyang won't say much.

Comfortable is not an adult, and an adult is not comfortable.

He is now the director of Inner Mongolia Satellite TV, and he always has to pay attention to what he says, as for the jokes made by netizens and fans, he just looks at it.

The first half of the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve was spent in the company of the Spring Festival Gala, and when twelve o'clock came, everyone came out to welcome God, lit a fire, and the whole village was full of firecrackers, and it was very lively!