[a] on the road

When New Year's Day and Yuanbao were still on the starting line with those hundreds of millions of competitors, they didn't know that their future fate had already been formulated by adults.

For example, if they want to learn from literature in the future, then the people who can teach them cultural lessons are currently their former imperial grandfather, the future third uncle of the mountain chief of the Splendid Academy, the bachelor uncle of the Hanlin Academy, and the uncle of Lianzhong Sanyuan.

If they want to practice martial arts, then their future masters are currently their own father wearing the halo of martial arts, the grandfather of the god of war who is famous at home and abroad, the cousin who is known as the arrow and whip, the godfather Wu Ting, who was a guerrilla general at the time, and a steady stream of other godfathers.

If they want to work, their Cui Yi's father will teach them alone and it will be enough for them to use it for a lifetime.

If they don't want to be an official but just want to make a name for themselves in the Tao, then their future mentors are the fourth uncle and the eldest uncle.

If you don't want to do anything, you want to eat, drink, and have fun for a lifetime, Uncle Lobby and Uncle Lobby are the best friends for home travel.

No matter how bad it is, even if they just want to exist as an elegant and beautiful comic, there are still their own mothers and today's Banzai Lord who can point out a word or two about this.

Hundreds of millions of competitors are probably scared by this.

Reluctant to let anyone break out of the encirclement and go to the bull's-eye.

Everyone discussed as they ran on the crowded runway.

"Dude, if you win the bid, what path do you plan to take in the future?"

"From the text, rush to our father and our mother's connections, this background, it is strange to not be able to overlook the world in the future, a lifetime is a blessing, you are not in a hurry, I am in a hurry, I can't help it, I am accelerating, one step ahead!"

"It's not kind! I'm not afraid of running out of strength in the second half of the race! It's still early to the finish line! Silly x!"

"This brother, what about you? Looking at this leisurely stroll, could it be that you have already made a bamboo in your chest?"

"Hehe, that's easy to say. I am more interested in martial arts, If I am fortunate enough to win, I will not let this battle bone be wasted in the peaceful years, once I gain power, I will definitely change the world and become the emperor!"

"it, brothers! There's a heresy! Don't let him take the lead! Kill him!"

"Shoot him, kill him!"

"Die! Die! The one who stepped on the horse still wants to rebel!

"Dead?"

"Dead dead! Look at that turtle look, lying there like a dead tadpole!"

"This sister, if you win the bid, what do you want to do in the future?"

"Sit, eat, wait for death. ”

“…… Such a simple goal in life really shocked our spirits......"

"Otherwise, if we are born as a female fetus, one cannot be an official, and the other cannot be a soldier, won't the only thing left in life is to eat and drink? ”

"You can also learn from your mother to be an Arrow God Sect disciple!"

"I'm sorry, I'm a woman, I'm not interested in outdoor sports. ”

"Isn't the end there yet? I'm a little tired. ”

"Hey, don't you think it's getting more and more crowded here?

"Damn! The next group of competitors is coming from behind!"

“…… Uncle, this is the fifth batch tonight!"

"Maybe there will be a sixth batch and a seventh batch in a while, let's run, the competition will be more fierce in a while. ”

"Hey, brothers and sisters in the back, don't worry, run slowly, congestion ahead, and strictly prevent stampede!"

"Jogging your uncle! If you run slowly, you will die! Can you still do it in front of you? If you can't run, you will consciously flash!"

"Damn! It's the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other! The big guy who runs fast, please bring it!"

"Hahahaha-Lao Tzu is also here--all out of the way-"

"Damn, what was it that blew in front of me like a gust of wind just now?!"

“…… What else can you get into here, and everyone doesn't look like a ghost. ”

"No, I'm more handsome, okay, my eyebrows follow my father's eyes, my sexy chin is high and my nose bridge is straight!"

"I don't have self-knowledge to this point, I'm also drunk, if my mother gives birth to you, I will be disappointed, and I will be ugly. Look at me, if you give birth to me, you will be the most beautiful man in the world in the future, does it look like Cui Xi?"

“…… Don't scare me!"

"Nima, did my mother make my father green?!Frightened .jpg!"

", even if it's really green, it can't be here at the same time as Daddy's seed. ”

"Damn! Shut up! Don't make me brain-filled!"

"Shut up, shut up!

"Strong decontamination powder to find out. ”

"It's not Lao Tzu who blows it, takes you to drive the black and takes you to fly. Is there a group that has a 40 percent winning rate? Is there a 40 percent winning rate? Is there one time? This is the only time, and it will not be outdated!"

“…… What is it shouting slogans and passing by?"

"Stinky and shameless, if you can't do it alone, you want to form a group with helpers!"

"Slut, slut!"

"Slut!"

"Attention, everyone!

"Stop talking! Success or failure is here! Come on!"

"Rush, brothers and sisters! Life and death depend on fate, success or failure is in the sky, don't forget each other!"

"Okay, everyone, give me your name, and if I am conceived in the future, I will not forget you compatriots!"

"Okay, my name is Yuan Miao. ”

"My name is Yuan Sheng. ”

"My name is Yuan Duan!"

"My name is Yuan Shuo!"

"My name is Yuan Changqing. ”

"My name is Yuanwuqu ......"

"My name is ......"

“…… Are you all mentally retarded?!When will hundreds of millions of names report to go!"

"Whoa, whoa, bastard, got the first step in the door!"

"-Who?!Who is it?!"

"I didn't pay attention! I heard the thing laughing in my ear and announcing his name, and he stepped on the heads of the first few buddies in front of me and rushed in! He said his name was ......."

[2] New parents

"Yuan Ling, can our uncle name the child more improvised?" Yuan Chang, who was promoted to father at the moment when the sun rose on the first day of the first month of the first month, sat on the edge of the bed holding his son with one hand and wiping the sweat of his wife in the bed with the other.

"You have to know that this is the name that was born after the uncle defeated the emperor, father-in-law, your eldest brother and my little nine and won the right to become famous," Tie Han Yanqi, who was as easy as running three thousand meters, almost rested on the bed with Erlang's legs, "And I think this is similar to the nickname you gave him 'New Year's Day', not only is it nice to pronounce, but the meaning is also very far-reaching and profound." ”

"Okay, my daughter-in-law likes me if she likes it, and I believe my son will like it too. Yuan Chang hooked his lips, leaned down and kissed his daughter-in-law on the forehead, "When are we going to drum out the girl again?"

“…… Can you let me take a breath first, big brother? This baby fell out of favor as soon as it came out, how can you teach him how embarrassing it is? ”

"Hey, this kid is so skinny, he will be a naughty mischievous thing in the future," the father is not afraid of hitting his son's young heart, diss in person, "I like my daughter more than my son, how nice my daughter is, cute and obedient, sweet when she laughs, soft when she speaks, like a flower." ”

"It's sweet, soft and laughing, are you sure this is the baby born to the two of us?" Dangniang's face looked at him with a paralyzed face, "You get tired of playing New Year's Day first." ”

However, as a father, Yuan Chang did not have the opportunity to play with his son at all.

Since the birth of the little classmate on New Year's Day, he has played the role of a big toy in the hands of various related figures, so that every time Yan Qi wants to breastfeed, he has to send more than a dozen servants to ask around who New Year's Day is playing with now, and even a few times this product appeared strangely alone in the arms of which uncle of the Wu family, so that the Yuan family can go all over the capital to find it.

"I have to have another daughter to do my best for my son. Yuan Chang, an empty nester in his early twenties, pressed his daughter-in-law on the bed and applauded love day and night.

"What do you think the uncle will give the child a name this time?" his iron daughter-in-law looked down at him after unlocking the new position, "I don't know if it will be called 'Yuan Yi', and then it will be 'Ersanwu Lu' all the way down." ”

“…… Suddenly...... I don't want to have any more ......" Yuan Chang panted hoarsely, "Hold on to me...... Chubby ......"

The clouds and rain in Wushan are pale and yellow, and hundreds of millions of heroes cross the river.

[3] Parents' daily life

Yan Qi: "What about New Year's Day?"

Yuan Chang: "My father-in-law took me to the camp to play." ”

Yan Qi: "...... What about ingots?"

Yuan Chang: "My brother-in-law said to stay in the palace for a few days. ”

Yan Qi: "...... And what do you want us to do with this for parents?"

Yuan Chang: "Why don't you ...... Take a moment to tinker with the third child?"

Yan Qi: "...... You must know that every time we produce a baby, we will have to spend more than a dozen people to look around in the future, and now there will be an average of one Yuanfu person on every four streets in Beijing on the way to find the eldest young master and the second miss of Yuan, I think I am no longer a mother, but a humanoid toy manufacturer, understand. ”

Yuan Chang: "Poor daughter-in-law, come here, hug." ”

Yan Qi: "Your majestic mind can't fill the emptiness of me having no baby to play with." ”

Yuan Chang: "Why don't we retaliate with a tooth for a tooth, and I'll bring my eldest nephew back tomorrow and let's play?"

Yan Qi: "...... The prince is about to watch the government, is it really okay for you to bring people home for us to have fun?"

Yuan Chang: "Then there is only one way." ”

Yan Qi: "What's the method?"

Yuan Chang: "The two of us moved to the Arrow Pavilion to live for a while......"

Yan Qi: "It's useful, those guys should grab the baby and grab the baby." ”

Yuan Chang: "...... Then invite your uncle to live in the Arrow Pavilion as well. ”

Yan Qi: "You are too wise in my day, and you deserve to be my own Anada." ”

[4] The overlord is domineering

After Yan Zike stayed in the Arrow Pavilion, no one could successfully snatch the New Year's Day ingots.

[5] New Year's Day (1)

New Year's Day: "Mom." ”

Yan Qi: "Either call Mom or Mom, what the hell is Mommy." ”

New Year's Day: "Ghost Shower." ”

Yan Qi: "...... Whoever taught you this word, you tell me, promise to hit the. ”

New Year's Day: "Daddy's brother-in-law." ”

Yan Qi: "...... Glamorous, okay. ”

New Year's Day: "Mother, I want to feed." ”

Yan Qi: "You've been weaned for a year, why do you suddenly think of this thing today?"

New Year's Day: "Dad ate last night." ”

Yan Qi: "...... I'm so angry, you're already a three-year-old person, it's not good to learn something, and you pretend to sleep at night!"

New Year's Day: "You two are too noisy. ”

Yan Qi: "Dare to talk back! Believe it or not, we'll get out of our room tonight?!"

New Year's Day: "......"

【6】New Year's Day (2)

New Year's Day: "Daddy, let me tell you a story." ”

Yuan Chang: "......"

New Year's Day: "Long, long, long, long, long...... ∞ my story was already told. ”

Yuan Chang: "......"

New Year's Day: "Daddy, I'll play an idiom solitaire for you." ”

Yuan Chang: "......"

New Year's Day: "Those who come are not good, those who are good do not come, those who come are not good, those who are good are not good, those who come are not good......"

Yuan Chang: "......"

New Year's Day: "Daddy, I'll sing you a song." ”

Yuan Chang: "......"

New Year's Day: "Lalalala...... Don't ask me where I'm from...... Those who come are not good, those who are good do not come, those who come are not good, those who are good do not come, those who come are not good......"

Yuan Chang: "......"

New Year's Day: "Daddy, I'll give you a riddle that is the answer to the riddle of 'Daddy'." ”

Yuan Chang: "......"

New Year's Day: "Daddy, I ......"

Yuan Chang: "-Uncle's! Yuan Ling, can you let Lao Tzu quietly?!Get out of the clean room!"

New Year's Day: "......"

[7] Life

It is said that three-year-olds look young, and seven-year-olds look old.

Yan Qi couldn't see anything from his three-year-old son.

Since he grabbed a small gourd with one hand and a seal with the other hand, everyone seems to have worked together to silently compose a legendary life of "drunk and lying on the knees of a beautiful woman and waking up to the power of the world" for him in their hearts.

Of course, being in charge of the world does not mean changing the world, the Yuan family is full of loyalty, blue blood and pill heart, and if you have this courage, you will never have this heart.

Three-year-old Yuan Ling is no different from other children, except for eating and sleeping every day.

If there is anything different from other children, it is probably because the two families of Yuan Yan concentrated the top elders of the dynasty and the civil and military arts, so Yuan Ling's enlightenment time was earlier than others, and other children were enlightened at the age of five, and when he was three years old, he had already started the arduous growth life of learning literature in the morning, practicing martial arts in the afternoon, and chatting with his mother in the evening under the "care" of the group of the previous two generations of adults.

The child in question, Yuan Ling, had already foreseen his hard life when he was five years old.

Life...... It's so hard and boring......

What power, power, beauty, I saw it when I was young, it was not unusual, it was not interesting.

Who in this world has ever sprinkled urine on the emperor's dragon chest? Who has ever been kissed on the face by 3,000 harem beauties? Who has ever ridden a tiger, leopard, or elephant? Who has ever swam in the royal treasury garden? Who has ever seen the magnificence of a 100,000-strong army battlefield exercise? Who has ever admired the outstanding intelligence and demeanor of Hanlin Hongru?

It's only him.

If you see too much, you won't have any yearning.

No, he doesn't want to accept his fate yet, he doesn't want to take such a cheesy life route.

His mother asked him what he wanted to do in the future.

What do you want to do?

Six-year-old Yuan Ling sat under the Bodhi tree in the back garden of Yuanfu and thought about life.

[8] Ingots

Yuan Bao still can't figure out who he looks like.

Grandfather said she looked like her father.

Grandmother said she looked like her aunt.

Uncle said she looked like Uncle.

Uncle said she looked like her uncle.

In addition to her uncle, her grandfather's family, plus her father, unanimously thought that she looked like her mother.

and the emperor said that she looked like the emperor.

Her mother's statement is the most offensive, saying that her appearance is the best of the world and the essence of the heroes.

So much so that when he was three years old, someone came to the door to say that the baby was pro.

Later, the family that came to propose marriage is said to have been blacked out by the Yuanyan family and became a lifelong refusal to come and go.

It is said that the second lady of the Yuan family is probably the girl with the deepest background and the most delicate and favored in the world except for the royal daughter.

Isn't it, let's see who her Yuan family is, and then look at who her Yan family is.

This girl is the treasure that the Yuanyan family holds in the palm of their hands.

The whole family shuddered with a cough.

Crying and shaking.

However, since this girl was five years old and cried three little boys of the same age on the street in a row, the Yuanyan family can already treat it a little calmly when they cough and cry again.

Godmother Wu Yue likes her very much.

Ran goose.

I thought that this girl was walking in the style of a tiger girl, but it turned out that the longer she grew, the more elegant she became.

The body is like a cloud and still water, and the heart is like a bright moon and a breeze.

With a warm smile on his face, he can draw a knife with his backhand.

I don't know who followed.

Yuanhui: It's none of my business.

Yan Jiu: It's none of my business.

Cui Xi: It's none of my business.

Wu Ting: It's none of my business.

Yan Zike: Hehehe.

…… Well, her mother was right. The second lady of the Yuan family, the culmination of Yuan Yan and the essence of the fathers.

[9] Jianghu

There is a place called Jianghu.

There is never a shortage of legends on the rivers and lakes.

Legend has it that there is such a heroic man who has traveled south and north all his life, and has been chivalrous everywhere.

No one can grasp the whereabouts of this hero, he is as chic as the wind and as comfortable as a cloud.

No one knows the identity of this hero, he is dressed in white and has a pot of wine, and he sings and goes crazy, laughs and swings.

Some people say that they have seen this hero single-handedly take on the bandits in Eighteen Villages, and he is unparalleled in blood and courage.

Some people also say that they have seen this heroic man break into the golden castle alone, full of arrogance and arrogance.

Is he the queen of the official family, or the common people?

Although the background cannot be examined, the rivers and lakes are ten thousand, and they never rely on their background.

So there was a god in the rivers and lakes.

God is faith.

The rivers and lakes need faith, the rivers and lakes need justice, and the rivers and lakes need a god who is righteous and victorious in all battles.

Some people call him "The Drunken Man" because he always has a wine gourd pinned to his waist.

Others regard him as the "Emperor Wu", because he is invincible, dominates the rivers and lakes, and responds to every call.

The believers gave him the most quaint name - Wine Maniac Yan Baiyi.

He's a good drinker.

He loves to wear white.

The most important thing is that whenever he goes to every place and every line of things, he always uses a small seal to leave his unique mark on the scene.

This mark resembles both the word "yuan" and the figure of a swallow.

Believers take it for granted that their god would not be so uncreative and simply leave a Chinese character on the spot.

So, the mark must be a swallow.

Therefore, he is Yan Baiyi.

Wine maniac swallow white clothes.

[10] Yuan zero

That's a good nickname.

Yuan Ling laughed drunkly.

Mother, this is what I want to do all my life.

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