"Hey, what kind of character is this Yu Pei? Why did you leave her here? This god chatters, doesn't say a word all day, or else he will go to your study and hold the book for a day, and I feel blocked when I look at it. Yang Meng lay down on the outdoor sofa and said while eating grapes.

"Who else can it be? Literary and artistic youth, I just don't know which level. Xiao Peng said lightly.

"Is this literary youth still graded?" Yang Meng's eyes widened.

"Of course! Many people now make fun of 'literary and artistic youth', and that is because they don't understand literary and artistic youth, but in fact, literary and artistic youth are also divided into levels. Xiao Peng took the PAD in his hand and said without raising his head.

"The lowest level of this Wenqing is those who have a grudge against money. The young people at this level, regardless of gender, are the kind that don't work well, and in reality there are the most such young people. In their eyes, only a head with a deflated pocket can be filled. ”

"These people's work is to fight guerrillas, travel poorly, clothes are a bargain of a certain treasure, and it is more diligent to change people in love than to change clothes. Like these people, they basically don't know what a sense of responsibility is, which boss finds such a Wen Qing can be regarded as having fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes, and it is simply a disaster-like existence. ”

"What do you mean by not forgetting your original intention? They only have the yearning for so-called 'freedom' in their eyes. In the youth travel agencies in the first and second tier cities and ancient towns across the country, they are drunk and dreaming of death, that is, they feel that money stinks, and they have nothing, whether it is body or soul, is the most elegant. ”

"Of course, it's not that they don't love money, they just don't love making money on their own, and it's better if money falls from the sky. You remember there was a café over there, right?"

Yang Meng nodded: "Oh, it's the one with something posted on the door, 'The boss is not happy, he won't open the door today', 'The boss goes to travel, he won't open the door today', and 'Business hours: sleep until you wake up naturally'? ”

Xiao Peng snorted: "That café was opened by her fooling the rich man, let's not talk about the specific relationship, anyway, after the money was squandered, she said with tears in her eyes, 'Literature and art are dead, and the world is not worth nostalgia', you say that this girl has no sense of responsibility and no self-discipline, the representative of the giant baby, but why does she not reflect on it? Isn't it because she claims to be a 'literary youth'?"

Yang Meng looked at Yu Pei in the distance: "Then is she such a literary and artistic youth?"

"Definitely not, you look at her clothes, it's fine to the bones, and then look at these posters she took out, none of them can be obtained for a small amount of money, take them out to me if you don't care at all, it's definitely not bad money." She is definitely not this kind of literary youth. Xiao Peng shrugged and said.

"What is a more advanced literary and artistic youth like?" Yang Meng asked curiously.

"One level higher than this class, it is not called Wenqing, but it is more appropriate to call it a drama spirit, after reading a book of "Norwegian Wood", you dare to advertise everywhere that you are a die-hard fan of Haruki Murakami; you dare to say that Duras is your guiding light after only reading "Lover"; I like Xiao Hong, but her books are too difficult to read, so let's read her gossip; if you like Zhang Ailing, you don't need to read the book, just read Zhang Ailing's quotations。。。。。。 Anyway, to put it bluntly, for them, literature and art are a tool to add drama to themselves. ”

"Literature and art are a kind of camouflage for them, no matter how serious the heart is, put on a robe of literature and art, it will become 'elegant', moaning without illness every day, hypocrisy, all kinds of exaggerated emotional dramas in daily life, when encountering this, it is best to take a detour. Otherwise, you won't know what the problem is. ”

"The higher level of Wenqing usually has a stable job and a good income. The pilgrimage sites for literary and artistic youth on this floor are Copenhagen, Denmark or Kyoto, Japan. This kind of literary youth usually thinks that they have passed the love barrier, the love of men is impotent, and the sex of women is cold. Having cats and dogs and loving life is their label. ”

"Because these people have a good income, they always take the trouble to pursue the exquisite life, and they highly respect all kinds of so-called 'Tao' things, such as tea ceremonies and flower arrangements, how they will come, and clothes to wear brands. Temperament but incomparable love of life, let's just say, how disappointed they are in people, how fanatical they are about things, who do you think those more than 1,000 dollars Tiffany paper clips sell to? ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Peng looked up at that Yu Pei and pouted: "This Yu Pei should be in this category." She's a lot more elaborate than we are!"

Yang Meng pouted: "I think it's poor and exquisite, how delicious is the beef bone soup made by Aunt Zhao last night?

"Yes, Haruki Murakami, I've been on the road all my life! I've become a master at this level!" Xiao Peng said lightly, continuing to look at PAD.

"Hey, let's talk here, are you really good at watching PAD here?This old Soviet song is one after another, are you watching Mao?" Yang Meng couldn't lie down anymore, so he came to Xiao Peng's Egyptian bed to see what he was watching.

As a result, Yang Meng looked disgusted: "Damn, what's so beautiful about this fighting national military parade? Where in the world is the military parade better than our Chinese military parade!"

Xiao Peng nodded: "You're really right. However, there is a little bit of our Chinese military parade that can't catch up with Lao Maozi's military parade, that is, music, our Chinese military parade is a dozen songs in turn, and Lao Maozi's military parade is dozens of songs without repetition. ”

Yang Meng said: "Who let the old Maozi have a glorious tradition of military parades? Beginning in 1918, Lenin held the first military parade and issued the slogan 'Victory or Death,' and this tradition has been maintained to this day. During the defense of Moscow during World War II, the enemy was only 70 kilometers away from Moscow, and there was a military parade here, the front foot participated in the parade, and the back foot directly pulled the front line to fight, and participated in the war while parading, except for them, there was really no one!"

Xiao Peng suddenly remembered something, sneered, and threw the PAD in his hand to the side: "By the way, this old Maozi has also had jokes about military parades, do you want to hear it?"

"What kind of joke?" Yang Meng also gave a face, and asked directly.

Xiao Peng said: "In the early days of the Great Patriotic War of the former Soviet Union, their army was full of a large number of officers who did nothing, and they didn't know what it meant to be improvised. ”

"What happened to the Russian 23rd Infantry Division at that time was particularly hilarious. This 23rd Infantry Division is a subordinate unit of the 176th Infantry Army of the Kiev Special Military District. Deployed in border areas close to the front line. The division commander at that time was called Jenkins, and he was a typical officer promoted in the late thirties, with extremely poor command skills, and he liked to attend all kinds of meetings, and what he did almost every day was to convey the spirit of various meetings. ”

Yang Meng listened: "Hey, isn't what you said very similar to a certain stage of our Anti-Japanese War?"

This Jenkins was also an absolute master, when the Germans attacked their defenses after the Germans went to war with Russia. As a front-line army, this 23rd Infantry Division should be led directly into battle by officers, right?"

Yang Meng nodded: "That's a must!"

Xiao Peng laughed: "This Jenkins really didn't do this, because the contact with his superiors has been cut off, this Jenkins panicked, and immediately ordered officers at all levels to hold a meeting." More than 100 officers of the entire division gathered in the division headquarters auditorium for a meeting. And the troops demanded to start the parade and prepare for the attack. ”

The meeting was lively, and this Jenkins took out his usual habits and began a tirade, starting with the pre-war mobilization, to summarizing the current situation, and finally conveying the operational plan issued by his superiors------ which was formulated two years ago. After the deputy division commander finished speaking, the regimental officers began to speak, and everyone held a meeting and paraded the ceremony, preparing to fight the aggressor to the end. ”

Before they could finish their meeting, the Germanic army had already rushed in front of them. When the enemy's tanks surrounded their station, more than 10,000 soldiers and more than 100 officers became prisoners. Awesome or not?"

Yang Meng was happy when he heard this: "Dogmatism kills people! Just like that, they continue to hold military parades?"

"Of course, where you fall, where you get up? Xiao Peng replied.

Yang Meng got up and stretched: "Dude, you should get up from the bed quickly, guard the sea and don't swim twice, isn't it a pity? It's not like that to lie here all day!"

"That's right, let's go change our swimming trunks, let's drive over!

"Fuck off, you're just showing off your big yard!"

"No, I'm telling the truth, I'll contact you to build a swimming pool when I go back, it's really not like that in such a nice house without a swimming pool!"

"You're showing off your wealth!"

Xiao Peng: It's convenient for them to go swimming, so after changing into swim trunks at home, go directly to the sea to swim around, and just come back and wash up. But now the two of them can't really go out without driving, and they are stopped every minute.

The two ran back to change into swimming trunks, asked Geng Le to open the gate, and prepared to drive directly to the beach to swim around, but as soon as the gate opened, they saw three people standing outside the door, a man, a woman and a child, and the child was in a wheelchair. I don't know how long I've been waiting here, this man and woman are dressed up, they are all polite, and the children are also very neatly dressed. Seeing that the courtyard gate opened and the car drove out, the couple directly pushed the child and rushed to Xiao Peng's car and stopped Xiao Peng's car.

This frightened Xiao Peng, especially since he and Yang Meng only had swim trunks on them, which made him feel embarrassed.

"Damn, you don't want to die!" Yang Meng opened the car window, stretched out his head angrily and scolded angrily, if he hadn't braked in time just now, he would definitely have crashed. His Portsmouth has been modded, and he has a fast start.

Looking at the polite and polite people who are wearing, why do you still do this? Touching porcelain touched your head?

Is this Nima dead?