Chapter 095: The Cow Walking Upright
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When Xie Zhe's consciousness returned to his body again, he felt as if he was lying in a warm bed. He slowly opened his eyes with anticipation, thinking that the next moment he would see Feiyun's pretty beauty, but the next moment, what he saw was ......
A cow!
A cow walking upright!
"Youkai—"
The earth-shattering screams came hundreds of meters, and Xie Zhe bounced up from the quilt like a fuss, and then was horrified to find that what he thought was a "warm quilt" was actually a thick mat woven of wheat straw.
What did he see?
Youkai is a real youkai!
It's a bull demon, very strong, with a body that resembles a human and can walk upright, but his (or it) head is completely a bull head! Not the kind of bull demon king with a pair of horns and a bull nose on TV, but a real bull head, placed on a human-like body!
Not only that, but his hands are not like human palms, but a realistic version of the front hooves of a cow! His skin is dark brown and has a lot of coarse hair!
Xie Zhe swears, this is really a monster, definitely not cosplay!
While he was frightened and nervous, the bull demon spoke.
The bull demon who looked strong, his tone was surprisingly shy, and his hands ...... I'm sorry, but it was the hooves that touched each other, as if they were fingers, and they shyly said, "You're awake." Oh, don't be afraid, although I'm a monster, I'm a bull demon, a vegetarian, and I won't harm you. ”
Eat, be a vegetarian......
Xie Zhe's heart twitched.
The painting style seems to be a little wrong, and the cow face of this Mr. Bull Demon actually seems to have a shy expression?
This is not the case. Xie Zhe cleared his mind a lot, looked at the burly body of the bull demon that was not inferior to Song Kui, and then looked at the surrounding cowshed-like residences, and finally checked his physical condition, and after finding that he was safe and sound, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said cautiously: "Cough, that cow ...... Mr. Niu, why am I here? Did you save me?"
After all, he was born as a writer and has read countless novels, but Xie Zhe's receptivity is still relatively strong. He had just woken up and was scared half to death by the bull demon, but now that he came back to his senses and thought about it, he was a little glad that he was not frozen to death in the wild.
It's just that a demon is a demon after all, and it's the first time he's grown up to meet a monster, and it's definitely fake to say that he's not afraid.
When the bull demon heard his question, he rubbed his hooves shyly, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I went out to graze, and I saw you sleeping in the grass with mana fluctuations on my body, so I brought you back." Because my father said that when you meet cultivators, you must not let them go. ”
Xie Zhe: "......"
The bull demon brother was unexpectedly shy and cute, but what he said was not reassuring.
Xie Zheqiang resisted the urge to slip away, and asked cautiously again: "That...... Mr. Niu, first of all, thank you for saving me. And then...... Can you take the liberty of asking, do you live with your father?"
Obviously, the bull demon brother in front of him is still a fledgling new demon who is ignorant of the world. However, if his cow father can say something like "don't let go of the cultivator", I'm afraid it's not a good stubble. If their father and son are separated, the shy bull demon brothers should not change their taste to eat meat, but if the cow son and the cow father live in the same cowshed, the problem will be serious!
Under Xie Zhe's anxious waiting, the bull demon brother rubbed (scratched) his cow's face with his front hooves and replied, "Yes, I live with my father and sister." Because my father said, now that there are many human beings, our territory is getting less and less, and the land is too scarce for everyone to share the family. ”
The corners of Xie Zhe's mouth twitched.
Niu Daddy, Niu Son, Niu Niu, and Niu Daughter all live together, which means that he should be in danger now. But why, at the moment, he actually wanted to laugh a little?
When land is expensive, it seems that it is not only popular in human society, but also in demon society.
"Then your father is not at home?" Xie Zhe asked.
The bull demon said shyly: "Ah, I don't know much about this." My father took my sister to a far away place to participate in the annual 'Big Demon and Little Demon Friendship Party of Heaven and Earth', and it seems that she will not come back so soon. Guests, don't worry, although I don't have a lot of experience, I also know that I want to entertain guests, and I won't treat you badly!"
Speaking of the back, the bull demon brothers also swore and waved their front hooves.
'Heaven and Earth Quartet Big Demon Little Demon Friendship Association' or something, it sounds like a bit of a middle two, but Daddy Niu and Sister Niu are not coming back for the time being, which makes Xie Zhe secretly breathe a sigh of relief.
As long as you don't get caught by the old monster and cook it, it doesn't feel very dangerous to stay with a vegetarian cow demon who looks very domineering but is actually very shy.
Xie Zhe knew very well that he could be rescued by the bull demon, which proved that Song Kui and He Yue should have been completely dumped, and then, he had the opportunity to save himself and return home!
But before that, you have to locate your own coordinates first.
Sure that his life was not in danger for the time being, Xie Zhe's mind came alive. He first looked around and found that it was a wooden house, about 4 x 4 meters in size, similar in structure to a cowshed, with no furniture such as tables and wooden beds, only a pile of clean dried wheat straw in the center of the house, and a large pile of things in the corner that looked like edible grass.
The wooden house has no windows, only a low door, and there seems to be a floor outside, so you can't see the outside world at a glance.
"What is this place?" Xie Zhe asked as he walked towards the low door.
The bull demon followed him and replied, "This is my family." Oh no, it should be said, it's our cave!"
Xie Zhe Khan corrected: "I mean, where is the location of your cave?"
What is certain is that he ran north from the state border in Manchuria and already entered the border of the Russian Federation. But how far he went into foreign territory, he had no way of knowing.
The bull demon scratched his face, a pair of bright cow eyes were full of question marks, and he shook his head embarrassedly and said: "I don't know this, I used to hear my father say that the surrounding eighty miles of grassland are the territory of our Niu family, and no matter how far away, I have never been to ......."
It turned out to be a child who had never been far away.
Xie Zhe's expression froze, and he immediately patted the high shoulder of the bull demon and comforted: "When you grow up, your father will let you go out." By the way, I don't know what your name is?"
This bull demon is also his life-saving cow, and he doesn't even know the name of the demon, which seems a little inappropriate.
The bull demon seemed a little happy when he heard him ask his name, and smiled shyly: "Ha, my name is Niu Xiaoli, and the power is infinite." ”
“……”
The power is infinite, add the word 'small' in front of it, and it won't be infinite, okay......
Xie Zhe wiped his sweat and asked tentatively: "Then your father, is it called Niu Dali?"
"Huh?" Niu Xiaoli was startled, stared at him with wide eyes and looked at him like a monster, and said in surprise: "Oh my God, you are so amazing, you can actually guess my father's name!
"Yes, heh, yes, that's right......" Xie Zheqiang resisted the urge to complain and nodded awkwardly.
Daddy's name was known by humans, which made Niu Xiaoli very happy, he pushed open the low door, trotted to a room outside, took out a bundle from a large pile of clean wheat straw piled high in the corner, handed it to Xie Zhe, and said with a smile: "Guest, I like you so much, come, let's eat morning grass together! Oh yes, since you know my father's name, you must also know my sister's name, right?"
Xie Zhe: "......"
Watching Niu Xiaoli heroically and generously push a large bundle of grass in front of him, his heart was twitching violently at this moment. He wanted to refuse, but when he saw Niu Xiaoli's innocent and enthusiastic eyes, he couldn't say anything to refuse. So he had no choice but to squeeze out a smile and wave his hand: "Thank you Brother Niu for your hospitality, but I'm not hungry, you better eat by yourself." ”
The bull demon was upright by nature, and when he saw that he refused, he was no longer reluctant, he sat on the ground with hay in his arms, grabbed a few sticks and stuffed them into his mouth and enjoyed them. While chewing hay, Niu Xiaoli also asked, "Guest, have you guessed my sister's name now?"
Xie Zhe felt so embarrassed.
I deliberately didn't say it just now, just to bypass the topic, but I didn't expect Niu Xiaoli to ask again! Niu Dali and Niu Xiaoli are related words, and it is easy to think of them together, but Sister Niu's name, the ghost only wants to get it!
He shook his head and said he didn't know, Niu Xiaoli immediately laughed proudly, and said, "I know that you can't guess the guest." Let me tell you, my sister's name is Niu Lili, and she is the most beautiful cow within a radius of eighty miles!"
“……”
Xie Zhe smiled stiffly, the embarrassment cancer flare-up violently, and the complaining disorder was almost out of control.
Some people laugh happily when they know the name, and others laugh happily when they can't guess the name, this bull demon's laughter is inevitably too low......
However, it seems to be a good idea.
The simplicity of mind is easy to be happy and easy to satisfy. A monster like Niu Xiaoli, although his life is far less exciting than that of humans, his simple, carefree happiness makes people a little envious.
Niu Xiaoli ate the high-quality forage that was originally used to entertain guests, and Xie Zhe took advantage of the fact that he had nothing to do and pushed open the door to look at the scenery outside. I saw that the sky outside is vast, it is a grassland that cannot be seen, this cowshed stands alone on the grass, a little abrupt, but it is expected that from a distance, it should also be very beautiful and harmonious.
The morning breeze stirs the hay all over the ground, making a pleasant sound of rustling. Looking at the peaceful and natural picture outside, Xie Zhe's heart suddenly calmed down.
Buying breakfast was kidnapped, escaping from the evil cult, and encountering foreign demon cultivators, in the past three or four days, he has experienced many things. Compared with what he experienced in Quanzhou some time ago, what happened this time can be said to be very tragic, but he now feels that as long as he doesn't die, it seems quite interesting to go through many ups and downs like this.
In any case, experience is experience, and the more experience you have, the more exciting it will be to write books in the future. Maybe after a few years of being a cultivator, he will be able to write something different? When the time comes, he may quietly boil his head and become a great god!
Thinking of this, Xie Zhe couldn't help but take a deep breath, exhaled at the clear blue sky, and said with pride in his heart: "Since this is the case, let's let the storm come more violently!"