24. The little saint's Shura field (I)
Bai Jingjing immediately stopped Guo Kexin, and she said: "Guo Xiaosan, if you have anything to say to our monkey, you can tell me directly, and I will tell you for you." 1357924?6810ggggggggggd”
"I want to ask Miss Bai, have you received the certificate for the monkey in your mouth now, have your family met each other, and are you married?" Guo Kexin said without giving in.
However, as a result, there were more and more people around, and I secretly said that it was not good, I was afraid that something was going to happen.
Bai Jingjing's face was red when she was said, but she was still very calm: "This has nothing to do with you, this is my private matter with the monkey!"
"That's good, since you and Xiao Sheng don't have anything, why do you occupy him? And let me ask you, have you kissed Xiao Sheng?" Guo Kexin narrowed her delicate eyes, and suddenly a compelling momentum evaporated from her body.
Bai Jingjing's delicate body trembled, her face was almost dripping, and she said intermittently: "This, isn't this the time yet!"
"Hmph, that's it, a week ago, I was on the ground floor of the cafeteria, and I was ...... by Xiaosheng" said that, Guo Kexin's face also turned rosy.
The boys around me immediately cast hateful glances, and when I saw that the situation was not good, I immediately said, "Two, I said two, can you find a place to sit down and talk well......"
"Women speak, men shut up!" almost both women shouted at me at the same time.
I was confused.
At this time, Bai Jingjing was angry and anxious: "That's not intentional, and he doesn't want to kiss you sincerely, what do you have to do?!"
Jingjing's temper came up.
Guo Kexin smiled coquettishly, her eyes were like a crescent moon: "Hmph, that's also a kiss, and this is someone's first kiss, it is said to be Xiaosheng's first kiss, don't you say?"
"You ......" Jingjing was angry, and suddenly she seemed to think of something, straightened her chest and said: "What's the matter, you can't rob me, do you know what boys like the most?
"What's the matter, my height is so commensurate with Xiao Sheng, why don't you look down on me?" Guo Kexin was also angry.
A graceful arc appeared at the corner of Bai Jingjing's mouth: "But my chest is bigger than yours!"
"You...... You don't have such a trick, who knows if you have silicone or a bra stuffed with several layers!" Guo Kexin also stood up for his ** and hummed, "I'm not small!"
The boys' eyes were almost bloodshot:
"It's unreasonable, why do the two beauties on the beauty list want to compete for a ** silk, I'm so envious, I'm so envious!"
"I really want to be Sun Xiaosheng, if I am allowed to be him, I would rather live four years less!"
"Sun Xiaosheng, the public enemy of men, you can occupy one is enough, and now that you occupy two beauties, do you want to use dog food to support us?"
For a while, all kinds of envious, jealous and hateful eyes and words surrounded me, spraying like raindrops in all directions, making me so embarrassed.
After a while, Guo Kexin gritted his teeth and said, "I, I'm a nine-headed body!"
"I have big breasts!" Bai Jingjing snorted.
Guo Kexin was almost about to cry: "What's wrong with small breasts, you can save fabric with small breasts, you have big breasts and be careful when you walk with big breasts, and you fall down unsteadily!"
In fact, Guo Kexin is not small, after all, it is already very remarkable for ordinary girls to have b**, and Guo Kexin should be C visually, but Bai Jingjing is D-level, of course, if you have to compare, Jiang Wanting, the milk god of Qingda, is not a vegetarian.
The two women fought back and forth, and I seized the opportunity to sneak away, after all, this war between women, if the man participated, I am afraid that he would die a miserable death.
However, as soon as I took a step, suddenly the two girls stopped me, Guo Kexin said: "Sun Xiaosheng, you say, who is better?!"
I just wanted to say Bai Jingjing, but I thought that at this juncture, if I said Bai Jingjing, then Guo Kexin's supporters would probably skin me alive, although I boast of having some ability, but in the face of Guo Kexin's support army, I will not be able to hit the stone with an egg.
If I said Guo Kexin, then Bai Jingjing would be unhappy, in comparison, Bai Jingjing's anger was even more terrifying.
"What, I suddenly remembered that there was something else today, I'll go first!" As I spoke, I almost wanted to slip away, but how could the two girls let me go, one left and one right, and actually blocked my retreat, so that I couldn't escape.
"I ......" I was speechless for a while, took a deep breath, and thought of a pertinent answer, I said: "Turnip greens have their own loves, you are all good, all very good!"
"You ......" The two girls looked at me, and the end of this farce was that the three of us went to the movies together.
In the evening, the two women wrapped me in the middle, one left and one right, and guarded me tightly like a prisoner, and I could feel that the eyes of the two women looking at each other were full of great lethality, and such lethality was probably no less than the power of high-voltage electricity.
The original two movie tickets, at this time there is one more, the movie I went to see is called "Fu Demon Old Driver" is about a sad love story, when the movie began to be screened, I trembled with two buckets of popcorn, serving the two aunts and grandmothers around me.
Suddenly, Bai Jingjing rested her leg on my lap and said, "Stinky monkey, my leg is sore, you help me pinch it." ”
"My leg is about to break, if you want to pinch it, pinch me!" said Guo Kexin also put his leg on my knee, at this time I had two long and white legs on my knee, and the skin was delicate and smooth, but I couldn't get up the slightest bit of joy, it stands to reason that with such beautiful legs to serve, I should be like the ancient emperor.
But now I can only be cautious, pinching both legs at the same time, but the skin is really slippery and does not leave my hands, I thought to myself, the Shura field often said on TV, probably worth the current scene, two aunts and grandmothers I dare not disturb.
After a while, the movie played **, that is, the picture of the hero and heroine separating, and suddenly Bai Jingjing wiped her tears and said: "It's so pitiful, why do Gu Qingming and Yi Xue suffer such a parting of life and death...... It's all to blame on the third master of Yin, it's too bad!"
"Woo woo woo ......" Guo Kexin cried directly, and suddenly she grabbed my arm, and Bai Jingjing raised her eyebrows, and immediately grabbed my hand and put it on her shoulder, but the popcorn in my hand was scattered on the ground.
"Two sisters, this is a waste of food...... I said, glancing at the popcorn.
Bai Jingjing snorted: "Anyway, it's almost all eaten!"
"Hey, I even have one here!" Guo Kexin actually pulled out a popcorn from the charming furrow in her chest and said, she smiled, and immediately shoved the popcorn into my mouth.
At this time, Bai Jingjing waved her hand and slapped the popcorn on the ground, she pretended to be innocent and said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I hit Hache, but how can I smell a fox smell, it's really angry!"
"No matter how charming you are, it's better than your weasel, you know how to steal other people's things!"
"What is called stealing, the stinky monkey was originally mine!" Bai Jingjing puffed out her cheeks.
I watched the movie with a lot of headaches, and I just begged that the movie would end quickly so that I could go back to my dorm room and sleep.
In the middle of the night, at a barbecue stall, the barbecue stall has gathered a lot of people, and my two daughters and I also plan to have some supper here and go back.
Bai Jingjing smiled sweetly and held a roasted oyster in her hand: "Come, monkey, open your mouth, chirp!"
"This is a freshly burned meatball, take a bite and burst the pulp!" Guo Kexin also said with a smile.
I wanted to cry without tears, so I hurriedly took a bite and another bite and ate all the barbecue they handed me, and by the time I was almost finished supper, my belly had already bulged into a ball.
I saw that the time was almost up, so I smiled and said, "I said two, it's not too early now, isn't it ...... us?"
"Yes, I'll send you back!" Guo Kexin smiled, that smile was harmless to humans and animals, and his face was full of red light.
"Where bother Guo Meinu, send the stinky monkey back, that's my job. Bai Jingjing also laughed......