Rubbing his head that hurt a little, Chenyang slowly got up from the bed. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It was already dark, and the whole room was only with the small bedside lamp on, and the door was open, so you could see the light outside the living room.

Picking up the water at the bedside and taking two sips, Chenyang got out of bed and asked lazily as he walked out, "Mom, what is there to eat at home?" ”

He had been drinking at the celebration banquet just now, and he hadn't eaten a few bites of food, but now that he woke up, he felt extremely hungry.

Before he went out of the room, Chenyang was stupid.

I saw that on the sofa in the living room, Wen Xia was lying playing with her mobile phone, wearing a plaid T-shirt all over her body, her slender and slender legs were dusting on the armrests of the sofa, and in the gap of the buttons, the snow-white on her chest could be seen rising and falling with her breathing, and the whole picture looked blood-pumping.

Hearing the voice, Wen Xia raised her head and looked back at Chenyang, "Are you awake?" As she spoke, she turned over, pointed to the clothes hanging on the balcony, and said unhurriedly, "Don't get me wrong, you threw up me, my clothes were just washed, and I only found this one, and I'll go back when my clothes are dry." ”

"Oh. ”

Chenyang pretended to be calm and took a sip of water, sat on the sofa, and glanced at Wen Xia involuntarily, no way, this Nizi is not only beautiful, but also has a good figure.

Even if he didn't have that mind, he wanted to take a few more looks.

Wen Xia put down the phone and said coldly, "Don't look at the big writers, what's so good-looking, isn't it just long legs, hips, and peaks? ”

"Can you be a man without being superficial?"

Anyway, it has been exposed, and Chenyang doesn't bother to dodge anymore, so he simply looks at the beautiful scenery in front of him.

Wen Xia shook his head and said with a sad look, "Superficial, it's really superficial! Chenyang, you really disappointed me." ”

It's strange to say, just now when this little Nizi pretended not to know, he still felt his blood spurting, and he had infinite reverie about the flesh under the T-shirt, and now Xiao Nizi let himself see it generously, but he lost interest.

Retracting his gaze, Chenyang asked rhetorically, "Why are you disappointed?"

Wen Xia said, "In my impression, aren't you writers the kind of people who only show greedy eyes to the girls you like, and then what desire, what love, what one night, seven times, the most important thing is that except for your own wife, you are cold and disdainful of other girls, you look at you, superficial, too superficial." ”

In the end, Xiao Nizi still pretended to shake her head.

Chenyang was amused, "What you said is an idol drama, don't say anything else, in reality there is a man who has seven times in one night, I immediately offered my knees." ”

Wen Xia pursed her lips, "Sure enough, fairy tales are all lies," said Xiao Nizi and walked to the kitchen, "You just said that you are hungry, what do you want to eat?" ”

"Whatever. ”

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, I'm the best at this. ”

"I'll go, just a specialty dish, you dare to ask me what I want to eat?"

Wen Xia looked back at the light and smiled, "Doesn't it seem that I am capable." ”

Chenyang: "......"

Five minutes later, Wen Xia really came over with a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes and brought the dishes, she got up and went to the kitchen to get the dishes and chopsticks, and there were hot steamed buns in the bowls.

In that way, that skill, made Chenyang almost think that they were not high school classmates, but old husbands and wives who had been married for many years.

After eating, Wen Xia put away his things, washed the pots and pans, and then walked over, first went to the balcony to touch the washed clothes, then shook his head, and returned to the sofa to play with his mobile phone.

But this Nizi didn't lie down, but sat in a regular manner, in order to prevent the light, Xiao Nizi also picked up the pillow and put it on her lap, blocking all the sight of Chenyang.

The two of them stopped talking, and the atmosphere instantly became a lot more ambiguous.

One minute.

Two minutes.

Three minutes.

Chenyang couldn't hold it back, there was such a beautiful girl in front of him, but he couldn't do anything, this was so torturous!

After coughing dryly twice, Chenyang spoke, "I'm drunk, why did my father and mother hand me over to you?"

Wen Xia's head shook like a rattle, "How do I know, anyway, as soon as I turn around, your parents won't know where to go, and Boss Chen won't know where to go." ”

"Where's my eldest brother?"

"Your eldest brother drank more than you, and he couldn't stand steadily, and he was dragged back by your sister-in-law. ”

"How do you know where I live?"

"Your second brother brought me here, and he helped me help you up. ”

"What about him?"

"That's right," Wen Xia looked at his watch and wondered, "He said he was going back to fetch toiletries to take care of you, why haven't he come back yet?"

Chenyang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, far away from your sister, this is clearly a family collusion for fun to assist!!! sister, you can't even see this, how stupid and sweet are you!!

For a while, Chenyang was a little distracted, could it be that this girl likes herself?

However, this is only a momentary thought, after all, in the group, Wen Xia is a dirty girl, and it is the kind of dirty don't want it, if this girl likes him, she would have pounced on him, and she will play******* just thinking nonsense, Wen Xia suddenly pounced with her mobile phone, "Hey, look, this is what I recorded during my dinner, how about it? ”

"What is this?"

Taking the phone, Chenyang glanced at it casually, just one glance, and he was completely stupid.

I saw that in the video, he was standing on the hosting stage with a wine bottle, singing loudly Lao Guo's must-have golden song "Big Truth", singing and learning to twist left and right of singers in the fifties and sixties, and shouting at the audience while twisting, "Friends here let me hear your applause", "Friends on the right are dry!".

A song "Big Truth" was sung by him in a rock style.

Looking at the video, Chenyang said embarrassedly, "This ...... Don't put it online, just keep it for yourself. ”

Wen Xia uh, "That's already in the group." ”

Chenyang: "......"

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Huaxia 16, November 24, evening, 11 o'clock.

For the world, this is an ordinary night, however, for the entire Chinese and even the world's cross talk circle, this night is a memorable night.

This night, whether it is a newcomer who has just entered the cross talk circle, a veteran who has been in the cross talk industry for decades, or just an amateur who loves cross talk, they all clicked on a video.

In the video, a drunken young man stands on the stage with a beer bottle and sings in his loud voice, "Say that the sky is pro, the sky is not a pro, the sky has the sun, the moon and the stars." The sun and moon shuttle urge people to grow old, and take away how many people in the world.

It is said that the earth is pro, and the earth is not pro, and everything on the earth is like gold. How many years of fighting for fame and fortune, look at the new grave and look at the old grave......"