Chapter 692: The Sorrowful Male Bug
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When Liu Chen woke up, it was already past ten o'clock, and the breakfast that Jin Dong'er bought was already cold, but fortunately, the weather was hot, and it was refreshing to eat something cold.
Jin Dong'er was still looking at the forum, laughing happily from time to time, Liu Chen finished breakfast, walked over with a smile, and said, "What are you looking at, so happy?"
Hurriedly covered his hand, and while pushing Liu Chen away, Jin Dong'er said coquettishly: "Go and go, do you still respect others?" β
"Okay, okay, I don't look at it, I don't watch it, you clean it up quickly, we will rush back to Jianghai today." β
Jin Dong'er secretly glanced at Liu Chen's crotch, and the frightened picture flashed, her face suddenly turned red to her neck, and she suddenly felt empty.
Liu Chen didn't know what the girl was thinking at the moment.
"Don't you try to go to Wind Speed Express again?"
"Forget it, it's impossible for Wang Wei to see us, and the purpose of us coming to see him is too strong, even if we are very lucky to really see him, he must be mentally guarded against us, and he can't achieve the purpose of deep mutual trust and cooperation. Liu Chen analyzed very rationally, "This is like a man who wants to talk to a beautiful girl, if he sees it on the road and rushes over to talk, the girl's first feeling must be scared and vigilant, even if it can be further contacted, it is difficult to maintain trust, and it will also leave a psychological shadow, he can talk to me, and he will definitely talk to other beautiful girls, this is the disadvantage of contacting with a purpose at the beginning, if it is a chance to meet, establish trust, and then talk about cooperation is much easier." β
"Hmph, at first glance, you are experienced, answer honestly, how many girls have you talked to?" Jin Dong'er is a big woman, and even has some feminism in her bones.
"Nonsense, do I need to talk to me? It's all girls who talk to me. β
"Blow it, that girl will talk to you if she's blind. Jin Dong'er rolled her eyes, she really didn't give any face, "But what you said is also reasonable, why does a girl have to wait for a man to talk to her, so she can't take the initiative to talk to a man? What a man can do, a woman can also do." β
Liu Chenxin said that there are some things that men can do, but women really can't do it, such as standing up and peeing, of course, he won't talk to Dong'er, he knows her temperament very well, "Well, that's very good, Wang Wei is the object we need to talk to now, it's up to you." β
"Less, a 40-year-old man, maybe a big beer belly and bald, it's disgusting to look at. Jin Dong'er glanced at her again, "What the hell are you up to?" Anyway, I know you won't give up." β
"Since Wang Wei has a sister who has a good relationship in Jianghai, and he will go over to live for a period of time every summer vacation, then let's take a roundabout strategy, first find out who his sister is, and then find an opportunity to get to know him, and then contact Wang Wei, since the eldest sister is a teacher who teaches art, I will leave it to you to investigate. β
Jin Dong'er stared at Liu Chen with a disdainful expression.
"Why are you looking at me like that? Haven't you ever seen a handsome guy?"
Not only have I seen handsome guys, but I have also shown you all, Jin Dong'er said in her heart, not to mention, Xiao Chenzi looked polite and polite, and there was quite meat on his body, and there was such a big lump of protrusion in that place, can it be comfortable? Unconsciously flashed that picture again, I couldn't help but feel a little distressed, the more I didn't think about it, the more I thought about it, should it be a needle's eye, Dong'er was very regretful in her heart.
"You're despicable, you're too scheming. β
"Wrong, the two sides cooperate, mutual benefit, this is just a last resort, just like your parents' marriage was introduced by a matchmaker, they didn't understand each other before marriage, and they didn't love each other after marriage, and the way they met didn't matter, the key is to get along in the future. β
"Hey, don't talk about my parents, it sounds like you're going to marry Wang Wei, it's disgusting. Jin Dong'er was getting goosebumps all over her body.
"I'll give you an example, your association is too rich, hurry up and pack up, let's rush back to Jianghai. β
The two went straight to the airport, prepared lunch and ate at the airport, the time was very urgent, and it was about to be the time of the college entrance examination, so they promised Guoping to go back to Gyeongju, and they didn't see their parents for half a year, and they missed it very much.
After the two boarded the plane, they were ready to rest, and the plane took off quickly after a jolt.
"Whether it's Chinese or English, they all use 'bird' to call that word, and sometimes they also use small **, but the interesting thing is that 97% of birds don't have **, even chickens don't have small **. β
Liu Chen is a clever man, this voice is so familiar.
Jin Dong'er closed his eyes and was full of the content on the forum post, and a few pictures flashed from time to time, Liu Chen sat next to him, his heart couldn't calm down at all, and when he heard the topic from the back row, he immediately pricked up his ears with interest.
"Most male birds only have cloaca, and the way they mate with female birds is to aim at the cloaca of both sides and then shoot, so it is very necessary for the cooperation of the female, which scientists call cloacal kissing. It's not that all birds don't have birds, although chickens don't have small **, but chickens' good friends ducks do, and they are spiral-shaped, and the length can even reach half the length of the duck, so some male service staff are called ducks, which is quite appropriate. β
There is no need to look back, Liu Chen dared to conclude that it must be an old acquaintance, Professor Memphis, it was really a coincidence, he met him on a flight from Boston to Jianghai, and at that time he said that he was going to Shencheng for research, but he didn't expect to meet again, but he didn't rush to say hello, and listen to what this knowledgeable scholar is doing in vain.
"Wow, that's how it came from, what does a spiral look like?" Jin Dong'er thought, muttering softly directly from her mouth, and Liu Chen pretended not to hear.
"The natural world is full of wonders, and in the remote caves of Brazil, there are several insects that live quite badly. Their mating process lasts 40-70 hours at a time, and it is very important for the female to erect and repeatedly pound the genitals of the reluctant male until he sacrifices his nutritious sperm...... Huh?" said Memphis, pausing at this point.
Liu Chen was really curious, and this kind of insect! I thought to myself, it's a pity that this guy doesn't tell stories.
Jin Dong'er suddenly burst into joy when she heard this, and reached out and patted Liu Chen's arm, Liu Chen's eyes full of questions drifted over, why did you hit me?
"I'll just say that men and women are equal, and it's not all men who protrude and women who concave in. Jin Dong'er said very complacently, "What kind of insect is this, it really gives us women a long face." β
Liu Chen really couldn't continue, knowing that she had a big temperament and was typical of her open-mouthedness.
Memphis paused for a moment and continued, "You heard it right, in most animals of both sexes, male and female roles are relatively fixed. Females are shy and picky, males are violent and promiscuous. But there are also a few animals where the roles of male and female are reversed, as is the case with these bugs. β
"Mr. Professor, according to the theory of species selection, it seems that this insect should not have evolved?" A voice sounded and asked, Liu Chen's heart tightened, this voice was also very familiar. (To be continued.) )