Chapter 380 Yang Meng is looking for trouble
"That's not that exaggerated, that exam was easy to pass, but it took a few days. Xiao Peng said.
Yang Meng scratched his head after hearing this: "I still want to experience the fun of hunting." ”
Xiao Peng said with a smile: "Dude, it's not enough to hunt in the Stars and Stripes Country just to have a hunting license, you also have to buy a special license, you can fight small animals, such as pheasants, geese, rabbits, foxes, etc., and there is a license for large animals, and the license for large animals has to be divided into species, male and female, for example, if you only buy a license for female elk, then you can't fight male elk when you see it." ”
"Then can I buy all those large animal licenses?" Yang Meng asked.
Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes, but basically can't buy it." First of all, you have to accumulate experience and points by playing small animals for a few years, and you can only participate in the lottery of large animals when you have saved enough, and there are so many hunters, even if you get permission to play one, you can only play one, so it is unlikely that one person has a license for multiple animals. ”
Yang Meng scratched his head: "Made, it's always okay for Lao Tzu to buy a few compound bows that match the crossbows, right?"
Xiao Peng laughed and said, "Just buy a slingshot!"
Yang Meng snorted coldly: "Look down on me, wait for Lao Tzu to buy a thing!"
"Okay, you pick slowly, I'll wait for you in the parking lot. Xiao Peng returned to the parking lot, a glasses in the car can make people smash the car, Xiao Peng can be careful at any time, the glass that has just been repaired can not be broken anymore.
As a result, he sat in the car and smoked three cigarettes, but Yang Meng still didn't come out!
After Xiao Peng went back, he saw that Yang Meng was surrounded again this time, Xiao Peng scratched his head, what happened to this Nima?
"What are you doing again?" Xiao Peng shouted at Yang Meng, a group of people surrounded Yang Meng, and he couldn't get in.
Yang Meng said with a 'none of my business' expression: "This is really not bad for me, I am innocent." ”
"What the hell is going on?" Xiao Peng looked around, there were not only store staff at the scene, but also a group of bystanders. Yang Meng didn't look like he was in conflict with people, he was even more curious.
He squeezed into the crowd and saw clearly that Xiao Peng was dumbfounded on the ground, and there were several broken compound bows on the ground.
Yang Meng pointed to a waiter beside him with an innocent expression and said: "I asked him to introduce me to the most powerful bow, but he said that I couldn't pull it, not that the bow with the strongest pull force is not for the Huaxia people, so I pulled him down and tried it, but he pulled a full bow, and the bow broke." He insisted that I pay for it, and I said that there was a problem with the quality of the bow, so I changed it and asked me to pull it, but I broke it again. And then he asked me to pay again, and in the end, as you can see, all the brands of bows were pulled over and over. It's all broken. Is this obviously a quality problem?"
Xiao Peng pointed to the service staff with a helpless face: "Sir, it's really wrong for you to say that, we have never had a Chinese person here buy a bow with such a big pulling force! We have all tried those bows, it is difficult to pull them apart, and the quality of our bows here is no problem." ”
"The quality is okay, it will break as soon as you pull it, come on, give me another bow, I must be a quality inspector for you today!" Yang Meng stretched out his hand and picked up another bow. The onlookers began to applaud. This Stars and Stripes people are the standard kind of people who don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, and seeing Yang Meng showing his strength here, they naturally want to see him break a few more bows.
"Don't worry, sir!" said an Asian woman in a shop uniform.
Yang Meng was stunned: "Hello, what's the matter?"
"Introduce yourself. My name is Lulu, and my Chinese name is Lin Lu. It's the manager here. The Asian woman introduced herself, and as soon as Xiao Peng heard her speak, she knew that this Lin Lu should be the standard ABC, a second- or third-generation Chinese immigrant from the Stars and Stripes.
"Hello. Yang Meng looked at Lin Lu with a confused expression, not knowing what she was going to do.
Lin Lu smiled and said: "Our store has caused you inconvenience today, there are no products that you are satisfied with, this is our problem, but according to my observation, this gentleman, I feel that you are not suitable for using a compound bow, can you choose a compound crossbow instead?"
Before Yang Meng could speak, Xiao Peng spoke first: "Mengzi, what do you want to do with the compound crossbow?
In Huaxia, the bow and the crossbow are two treatments, whether the bow is a recurve bow, a compound bow, or any other bow, as long as you don't use dangerous arrows, it is legal. But the crossbow is different, no matter what arrow shaft and arrow you use, it is a controlled murder weapon. It is impossible to return to China with a crossbow from a foreign country.
And the power of this compound crossbow is definitely not covered, and it is not a problem to shoot a bear to death at once with a high-grade compound crossbow! Yang Meng returned to China with this thing? He could catch it before he got off the plane.
Mengzi scratched his head: "Yes, I can't bring it back anyway, what am I going to do with a crossbow?" Take out all the bows in your warehouse, and I don't believe I can't pick out a good one. ”
Lin Lu coughed dryly: "This gentleman, the big tensile bows in our store are all here, and there is really no suitable bow for you." You may not know that the products you buy in our store feel inappropriate when you use them. Returns can be made within two months. ”
"Uh, and this policy?" Xiao Peng was stunned when he heard this, I'll go, and return the goods unconditionally in two months? This is simply unheard of.
Lin Lu nodded: "This is our consistent policy for many years, we have always put the customer first, if you are not satisfied with our products, you can return them." Of course, consumables are not included. ”
Yang Meng continued to shake his head: "We are going to California now, and it is impossible to run back and return the goods." ”
Lin Lu hurriedly said: "There is our store in Santa Monica, and you can also return goods there." ”
Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng: "It's almost okay, we still have to go on the road." ”
Yang Meng listened to Xiao Peng's words, then snorted coldly, looked at the man who was arguing with him at the beginning and said, "Don't you say that the Huaxia people can't play the broken bow?" Today is my hurry, otherwise I will really consume you to the end!"
The male staff member still wanted to speak, but Lin Lu glared at him fiercely! Frightened, he didn't dare to speak, Lin Lu took out a card and handed it to Yang Meng: "Sir, this is the point card of our store." If you accumulate enough points, you can redeem them for the items you need. At the same time, the card also has a transaction record of your purchase of goods, and if you are not satisfied with the product within two months, you can return it unconditionally. ”
When Yang Meng heard this, he pointed at Xiao Peng and said, "The things my buddy bought just now have been checked, what should I do?"
Lin Lu looked at Xiao Peng: "Is your shopping receipt still there?"
Xiao Peng nodded, and Lin Lu said, "That's good, you give me the receipt, and I will re-enter the amount into this score card." ”
When the male employee heard this, he hurriedly said, "Manager Lin, this is not in accordance with the rules. ”
Lin Lu said: "Just return all the goods and re-enter them!
Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes, then let's do it." ”
The man who had an argument with Yang snorted coldly: "Manager Lin! You have violated the company's rules and regulations by doing this! You can't take care of you Chinese just because you are Chinese, I want to complain to the headquarters!"
Lin Lu was not nervous, and smiled slightly: "Mr. Douglas, I will report everything that happened today to the headquarters, including why such a thing happened today, including the bad damage caused to our store because of your wrong language!" Speaking of this, Lin Lu pointed to the broken compound bow on the ground, and after speaking, he didn't look at Douglas, turned his head to Xiao Peng and the two and said: " Excuse me, gentlemen, to show you the joke, but once again I apologize to you for our mistakes, why don't we go and settle the bill now?"
"Wait a minute!" Yang Meng grabbed a compound bow and took some accessories: "Let's go." ”
Lin Lu was stunned: "The pulling force of this bow is not as good as the few bows you broke just now, what use do you want it?"
Xiao Peng grinned: "Isn't it okay if I don't press too hard?"
Lin Lu: "。。。。。。 "He really broke so many bows just now!
The two pushed the shopping cart and went to the cashier, and after a messy work, the two finally finished the big purchase. Drive back to the hotel to check out------ everything is ready, what time is wasted?
As soon as the two returned to the hotel, Embiid greeted him with an anxious look: "Mr. Xiao, Mr. Yang, where have you been? I've been waiting here for a day." ”
Xiao Peng smiled evilly: "Wait for us, what are you waiting for us to do? We have nothing to say to you." ”
Embiid smiled and said, "Mr. Xiao, you are laughing, what is there that you can't talk about properly? I know, I didn't handle the matter of last night, if you are not satisfied, you can directly tell me, I will definitely be able to give you a solution that satisfies you." ”
Xiao Peng smiled slightly: "I'll give you a chance." You didn't cherish it yourself, and now you want another opportunity? It's a pity, it's too late! Let's see you in court, don't worry, I still take good care of you and sympathize with you, and I didn't go directly to the court to sue you. ”
Embiid was about to cry when he heard this, and secretly said in his heart, I knew that you were so generous and directly sued the hotel group in court, so I wish you would sue me? You are forcing me to die! Now even if you withdraw the lawsuit, I will take responsibility and wait for punishment, okay?
Although Embiid now has the heart to kill Xiao Peng, he still has to accompany the smile: "Mr. Xiao, let's have a good talk, okay? You see that if you sue our hotel group, it will cost so much money, isn't it cost-effective?"
Xiao Peng stretched out a finger and didn't speak. Embiid looked at Xiao Peng, not knowing why.
Xiao Peng smiled: "I just picked up 10 million US dollars, isn't it just a lawsuit? ”
Yang Meng was even more simply: "What nonsense to talk to him, let's go ours." Hey, what's that kind and what is it, hurry up and check us out!"
Embiid took a deep breath and simply played the scoundrel: "Mr. Xiao, if we don't solve this problem, I won't check you out!"
Xiao Peng smiled: "Are you sure you don't check us out?"
Embiid nodded: "Mr. Xiao, let's have a good talk, can't I personally check out the check-out procedures for your class after you are settled?"
Xiao Peng laughed: "Embiid, remember my words, one day I will let you pay me back a hundred times the room fee." Mengzi, let's go. ”
"Okay!" the two left the stunned Embiid and walked away!
Isn't it just 1,100 dollars a night?
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