097. Will you beat me if I call it a holiday again?
Evan sat alone in the living room of his apartment, flipping through today's morning newspaper. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
There's nothing new in the New Year, and if anything, it's the successful re-election of a certain president.
Although a lot of things happened last year that caused panic among the people, under the resolution of Iron Man, the American masses felt that the current president was not bad.
The power of capital operation gives the president a chance of re-election.
Putting the boring newspaper aside and picking up the phone, Evan decided to go out for a trip.
"Uncle Aven, are you going out?" In the hallway, Carol was playing with Colleen, and a big white acted as a mother chicken, playing eagle and chick with the two of them.
"How did this big white appear?"
"Hello, I'm MRK8, which was upgraded by Miss Elizabeth to help all children grow up healthy. Da Bai heard Aiwen's inquiry, and slowly turned around and greeted Aiwen roundly.
Evan waved his hand, touched Carol's head by the way, and got the little girl's eyes.
"Elizabeth went to work?"
Colleen was nonchalant, "It seems that yes, you guys have been weird lately, oh, it's complicated if there are too many people!"
"It's only a few people, but Colleen, how superficial are your original relationships?"
"Grandpa, grandma, daddy......" Colleen counted them one by one with her right hand and the fingers of her left hand, and then realized that there was no one.
Evan covered his mouth and snickered, and took the elevator out of the hallway.
He didn't drive, and Evan planned to walk to the tavern in Queens to have a look, and he didn't know what had changed in Josie's Bar after the Liberty War.
But before he could get out of the street in front of the apartment, the phone in Aiwen's pocket rang.
"Master!"
The voice looked a little depressed.
Ai Wen felt that there was only one person who could call himself a master recently, but he hadn't contacted him for too long, and he thought that the other party had already completely integrated into the work of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and ran around the world.
"Hey, girl, don't tell me you're still in the house. ”
"Master, you are so wise!"
Aivan, who was praised for the first time, felt that the other party must have some conspiracy.
"Master, do you know, at my strong request, I can finally go out on a field job, but I still lack a male partner!"
"Well, Coulson is a little shorter. ”
"Hey, do you think S.H.I.E.L.D. is the only one in Agent Coulson?"
Evan walked to a stall, ordered banana milk from the menu, and placed 10 US dollars on the table.
"No, I also know Nick Fury and his son. ”
"What!" Skye let out a surprised exl on the other end of the phone, but was instantly quiet, "Hey, master, did you mean the commander has an illegitimate child?"
Women gossip regardless of age.
"Hey, haven't you seen that coffee bald head? with round-rimmed glasses, like the one from Harry Potter in Bollywood. ”
Evan remembered someone who had taken him out of the police station.
"Haha, you mean Agent Hitwell! What will I do if I meet him in the future!"
"Smile when you meet him!"
A man on the other end of the phone asked why Skye was laughing.
Evan took the change and banana milk, and walked forward with a cup and a straw in his mouth.
Skye held back his laughter for a long time before continuing to talk to Aven, "Master, although there are many agents in S.H.I.E.L.D., they can't go to that place because of some regulations, so I think of you!"
"Well, that's right, you thought of the boring me. ”
"That's right, master, you make tea and read newspapers in cafes every day, how about coming out for activities! You must know that everyone has to do something beneficial to society, and it is not good for you to retire so quickly. ”
"Well, then what?" Evan felt that the bananas in this banana milk were a little small, and the aroma was not very sufficient.
"And what, of course it's a mission with me!"
"Hey, I'm not from S.H.I.E.L.D.!"
"But S.H.I.E.L.D. is very reassuring to you! And Mr. Coulson told me that it would be okay to look for you!"
"Cut, I'm going crazy to be more destructive than the green fat man!"
"Who's the green fat man?"
Skye, who is not yet that high in the level of agent, doesn't know who the green fat man is because the New York War was not established.
"Hmm, don't you have a lot of information inside S.H.I.E.L.D., and you don't know much about S.H.I.E.L.D., do you?"
"How come, I know a lot of things, but the level of secrecy is not very high, but I've seen a lot of non-human existence!"
"Do you know what abomination is?" Evan felt that this should not be much of a secrecy level, after all, he was a candidate for the eliminated Avengers Project.
There was a long silence on the phone.
"Forget it, you're just a newcomer! If you're in a hurry, if you're not in a hurry, go to Josie's Bar in Queens to find me!"
"Master, shouldn't you have come to me!"
"I don't know the address of your S.H.I.E.L.D., the locations are so mysterious, and the addresses of the three major temples where the Supreme Mage guards the earth are all written out openly, what do you say your S.H.I.E.L.D. is mysterious. ”
I didn't understand what Evan said later, but Skye, who was still attracted by the mage and guardian in Aven's language, was moved.
"Okay, master, wait for me!"
"Don't worry, I'm waiting for you. He twisted and flattened the phone and empty drink glass and threw them into the trash.
Evan didn't have the consciousness to throw away the phone by himself, and still walked slowly.
As a result, by the time Evan walked to Josie's bar, it was already afternoon, and Skye had already looked through the autumn water, and he didn't know how many phone calls he had made.
"Hey, Josie, you're pretty again!" Evan pushed open the glass door of the bar, "Have you a draught beer, have you come up with any new menus lately?"
A vicious gaze lingered on Aven's face.
"Yo! Skye, it's early!" Evan sat down at the bar and patted the seat next to him, "It's fun to come here and drink at the bar." ”
Josie looked at the situation in front of her and smiled, "Aven, the little girl has been waiting for you all morning!"
"Didn't I tell you that it would take me a long time to come here?"
"Not at all!" Skye nodded vigorously.
"Forget it, Josie, hurry up, what's the special menu lately?" Evan was hungry after walking for a long time.
Josie found out that Evan didn't care about other girls, and felt that Evan must be wrong in flirting with girls, shouldn't he please his girlfriend or something at this time?
"It's just burgers and fish and chips, and business has been average lately, so I don't have much interest in inventing new menus. ”
"Why is business still average?" Evan thought that the people at this bar were all repeat customers, so it shouldn't be less.
"It's not Murdoch, uh, it's better not to talk about it. Anyway, there was a nasty guy who smashed the table with me several times. ”
When Evan heard the name, he thought it might be some man who was blindfolded.
Skye noticed that Evan and the proprietress were fighting hotly, and he didn't pay much attention to himself, a young girl, and a sense of frustration immediately swelled up.
Evan stood up from the bar, "Josie, use your bartending equipment!"
"Use it, use it, I'll make you a burger." ”
Josie waved her hand and opened the door to the bar.
"Yo, rookie, with a cup of iced tea, you can become a powerful S.H.I.E.L.D. agent!"
Realizing that Evan mentioned Aegis so openly, Skye felt that he couldn't understand what kind of person Evan was.
I remembered some of the information that Coulson secretly showed to himself before, obviously the teacher should be the kind of strict tutor, the whole person is exactly the same as the old-fashioned Englishman, and I don't know what happened in the years when he disappeared, the teacher is now the same as the people of Africa, one day after another, idle, indifferent to anything.
Skye silently made up his mind, "Just like Mr. Coulson said, a person has the corresponding ability, and he must behave in accordance with his identity, and I want to correct the teacher's lazy character!"
Then a cup of black tea-like drink was put in front of him with a "pop".
"Teacher, this?"
"Yours, Long Island Iced Tea, have you heard of it?"
Several men in the bar on the side laughed secretly, thinking that this little girl must have an unforgettable night tonight. "No!" Looking at the shaker and various materials in Aiwen's hand, Skye was a little moved, after all, it was the teacher who made the drink for himself.
Then take a big sip!
Skye silently thanked the teacher in her heart, and watched Evan mix herself with a cup of the same, and she drank half of the "Long Island Iced Tea" in front of her in one gulp.
Evan didn't know Skye's age, but it looked like he was an adult.
The Long Island Iced Tea that Ai Wen concocted this time uses real black tea tea bags and several fruit juices, and the flavor of the wine is almost imperceptible when it is diluted by various flavors, but the alcohol content is not a lot, and it is also a mixed wine, which is more likely to be intoxicating.
Josie walked out with a burger and realized that Aven's Long Island Iced Tea could be called a Long Island bomb.
But Josie didn't say much, and there was no need to say much about the problems between men and women.
And finding that Skye innocently drank half a cup in one gulp, Josie remembered that she was also so "brave" back then.
No one is interested in the chubby boss's past, though.
Evan noticed that Skye had drunk so much in one gulp, and felt that it was very desirable for him to have an apprentice who had a good amount of alcohol, and he drank half a glass in one gulp.
This time it was the turn of the proprietress and the men in the bar to be speechless.
Do you plan to sleep together until dawn with half a cup?
"Old, teacher, this is delicious! You are so powerful, even alchemy!" Skye, who didn't know what he was talking about, felt dizzy.
"Yes, next time I'll mix you with other wine, this is the first time I've tried to do this!" Evan felt that his performance today was average, and his best drunken dream had not yet been taken out.
"Okay, okay!" Skye gulped down the second half of the "iced tea" before lying on the bar.
"Hey?" Ai Wen was still immersed in the wonderful world of having an apprentice who knew how to drink and loved to drink, but he didn't expect the other party to fall like this.
"Tsk, rookie, Josie, bring me a B52-Bomber and a Bloody Mary, by the way, what are you looking for me to do with Skye?"
Evan nudged the girl on the side, but Skye was already unconscious and didn't react.
"Are you sure, Aven?" Josie gestured to the fainting girl.
"Oh, oh, it's rude not to have a chance to taste your craft, so I decided to drink more tonight, come on Josie!"
The people on the side who originally thought that this girl was pitiful and watched the excitement were eager to take Skye away instead of Evan at this time.
Men with failing emotional intelligence are like that.