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Wei Jian didn't understand, so he asked, "What is the toilet?"

Li Kui blinked, and began to scratch his scalp again: "It's your 'tiger' or 'drowning device' over there." ”

Wei Jia nodded in understanding, but then looked at the thatched house close to the bedroom, and felt a relative: "Won't it smell?"

Li Kuiwaner: "So let you fill it with water in time after use, if there is still a smell, you can aromatize." Don't look at him as a black bear, five big and three rough rough appearance, but he is very patient and meticulous when dealing with foreign visitors who don't know anything.

In the end, even Wang Jue had to sigh sincerely: "So advanced, could it really be a fairyland?"

Li Kui showed a proud expression again: "Whether the Peach Blossom Paradise is a fairyland or not, I don't dare to comment on it, but our Lord Liupo must be a fairy." ”

Taking the opportunity to show off his idol, Li Kui returned to his job and continued to explain: "There is a small kitchen in every apartment, but basically everyone eats in the public canteen, so the kitchen at home is like a key, basically just a furnishing, of course, in case of special circumstances, you can also boil water in it, make a small stove or something." His gaze swept over the three of them, "I don't think you guys are like the masters who can wash their hands and spoon, so I won't teach you the specific operation of the gas stove for the time being...... "I thought about it, and continued, "Let's come and have a look." ”

Wei Ju was still staring at the shower on the wall, Ya Jia's little chick was sticking to Wei Ju like an old hen, and only Wang Jue followed Li Kui as soon as he spoke.

Li Kui returned to the living room, turned his head to see that Wei Jia and Yajia did not come out, and he did not urge, but pointed to the bookshelf on the wall and said to Wang Jue: " There are various types of books on it, which can be used as a pastime when you have nothing to do on weekdays, because Splendid only accepts foreigners like you who are new to the world, and I am afraid that you will not be able to understand the text on our side, so the books and comics placed on the shelves of the moderate height are all in both domestic and foreign languages, as well as manuals dedicated to the history and rules of our Peach Blossom Spring. ”

Wang Jue smiled: "Thank you, Uncle Li." ”

Li Kui looked back in the direction of the bathroom, and seeing that the guard hadn't chased after him, he suddenly raised his hand to hook Wang Jue's neck, and said in a low voice: "Come here." ”

Wang Jue raised his eyes silently, quickly lowered his gaze again, nodded and obediently followed Li Kui's pace to the bookshelf.

Li Kui stood still in front of the bookshelf and whispered to Wang Jue mysteriously: "Hey, is your kid eighteen years old?"

Wang Jue's gaze turned around from Li Kui's big face, and nodded firmly: "I have already passed the age of eighteen." ”

Li Kui raised his fist and slammed Wang Jue's shoulder: "It's already past eighteen, you kid looks very tender!"

Wang Jue followed Li Kui's guidance and looked over: "Huh?"

Li Kui smiled like a stealing beast: "Friendly reminder, there is a secret compartment in there, open it, and there are good things in it that are very suitable for young people of your age." ”

Wang Jue raised his eyebrows: "What?"

The footsteps of Wei Jia and Ya Jia came from behind him, and Li Kui raised his index finger to the center of his lips: "Shh-" and then lipsed, "You can only understand, not speak." ”

Wei Jian stopped at Wang Jue's side: "Uncle Li, I'm stunned, I'm sorry to keep you waiting." ”

Li Kui waved his hand, took the three of them into the kitchen, briefly explained the operation process, and said that there was a "manual" on the shelf, if you still don't understand, you can ask the neighbor or the downstairs administrator.

As the leader, Wei Jian stood in the front row and nodded to show that he understood, in fact, he really wanted her, a military general with developed limbs and a simple mind, to repeat it, it is estimated that she couldn't even tell where the switch of the round light in the living room was, the reason why she was so confident was because there were Yajia and Wang Jue around her - double insurance, absolutely no problem!

Seeing that Wei Ji answered crisply, his eyes were firm, Li Kui showed a satisfied expression: "Your performance is much better than that of ordinary family Langjun, and it is beyond the reach of the children of the poor family, in all fairness, when Xiao Jiu first came, despite his efforts to restrain himself, he still couldn't stop trembling, like-" Stopped and thought for a moment, "Like a guinea pig that strayed into a cat's nest." ”

The guinea pig? Wei Jian disassembled it into a "white mouse" in the literal sense, and imagined the picture for a while, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

Li Kui's gaze swept over the guard, "Although Rose is not trembling, she is also surprised. His eyes came to Wang Jue's face, "And Xiao Wang, you, are not shocked......"

Hearing this, Wang Jue first blinked ignorantly: "Perhaps-" smiled innocently at Li Kui, "The ignorant are fearless!"

Li Kui didn't delve into it, waved his hand and said: "Let's not mention this first, the people take food as the sky, and the emperor is big when they eat, the top priority is to go to the canteen to fill their stomachs, and after a while, the good dishes will be robbed." As he spoke, the man had already flashed out the door.

The colorful streamer outside the window came into the corner of Wei Jia's eyes, she couldn't help but turn her head to look over, but it turned out that the sky was completely dark, and the colored lights were all lit up, Wei Jia couldn't help but stick his hands to the transparent glass window, and murmured: "The place where the gods in the sky live, nothing more than this!"

Li Kui calmly reminded beside him: "If you get tired of watching it in a few days, if you feel that your eyes are dazzled, close the curtains." ”

Wei Yan looked back in surprise: "How can it be? so beautiful!"

Li Kui smiled: "When I first saw this scene, I felt rare." "Wink," to tell you the truth, the lights on this side of the neighborhood are particularly cool, and most of them are for you newcomers. ”

Wei Ji was puzzled: "Huh?"

Li Kui is very frank: "Jumping from a backward background to this new environment of the super era that subverts your worldview, ordinary people can't adapt to it, and there are multiple negative emotions such as homesickness, which can easily give rise to depression. ”

Wei Jian was dazed when he heard this, and reluctantly came to the conclusion that the colorful lights outside the window were released to tempt them, so that they would not want to be happy......

Thinking of this, Wei Jia looked at those lanterns again, and suddenly felt a little surprised, and Li Kui once again urged them to eat, Wei Jia turned his head to look at Li Kui: "Uncle Li doesn't have to go home?"

Li Kui tilted his head, scratched his head and smacked his lips: "Well, in fact, I am an older unmarried young man." ”

The corner of Wei Jia's mouth twitched because his brain was in a mess, and he blurted out before he could think about it: "Didn't you say that there are more women and fewer men in your land......?"

Li Kui waved his hand and said disapprovingly: "It's okay, here is different from many customs in your outside world, just talk about getting married, what can you always hear in the outside world', 'There are three unfilial pieties, no descendants are great', 'inherit the ancestry, continue the incense', in the final analysis, it's not that you care about the afterlife, you are afraid that no one will bury it if you die, or if you bury it, it will become a dead grave?"

Wei Jia nodded in agreement, the most vicious curse in today's world is "death without a place to be buried", which is the cruel punishment that only the most heinous people should suffer - it can be seen how important "afterlife" is in everyone's concept.

Li Kui: "But here, after people breathe, there will be a special funeral director responsible for the aftermath - first of all, the mortuary is not suspended for a few days to make sure that it is not a fake death, after the memorial service, after cremation, it will be sent to a unified cemetery for burial, not to collect the grave bag, not to erect a tombstone, only to plant a small tree in the burial place, if the relatives have a heart, they will note the location of the tree, and come to pay tribute in the future, or you can go to the ancestral hall, and all the spiritual positions of the deceased are all offered in the ancestral hall!"

Wei Ji, who used to be good at martial arts and tired of literature, rarely listened so seriously, but he still had questions: "Even if you don't have to worry about the end of your life, but you don't have your own family, won't you feel sorry?"

Li Kui disagreed: "What's there to regret? Lord Liupo has not yet married!" After thinking about it, he was a little helpless, "Actually, who didn't come from his youth, when I was as old as you, I also had a childhood sweetheart, and I made things clear for a few years, she euphemistically hinted that I wanted me to go to her house to propose, but I always talked about Lord Liupo, saying that he didn't get married, and then the girl married someone else in a fit of anger." "A qualified predecessor has to be like dead." ”

Wei Ji was stunned for a moment and said in a low voice: "It's a pity. ”

Li Kui shook his head: "It doesn't matter, in fact, people like me who are running around all the year round, it's also good not to get married, saving my wife from staying alone at home in the empty room, I'm also like a kite that is tethered, I can't fly farther, so it's just right to be careless, I've thought about it, and in a few years, I can't run anymore, so I'll adopt a lively boy, and if I meet someone who is like-minded with me, I'll get together and live together." ”

Wei Ji reluctantly squeezed out a smile: "I wish Uncle Li all his wishes come true." Returning to the previous topic, "Lord Liupo is unmarried, but it is rumored outside, this time it is because 'the daughter of the city lord is going to marry', and the territory frequently comes out to look for candidates." ”

Li Kui: "The first group of residents in this realm, except for the partners of Lord Liupo, the rest are all abandoned babies and orphans that Lord Liupo went outside to pick up, although there are not a few who come in at a certain age, but it is always better to adapt than to grow up here as soon as they were born, so in recent years, Master Zhang and I have heard that there is war and famine, they will go over there to see, and the children who are really helpless will be picked up. ”

That is to say, people in the territory have actually been active outside, but in this troubled era, the lives of orphans in the poor family are like mustard, not to mention missing, even if they starve to death on the streets, they will not attract much attention, and the reason why this time it is up to heaven is just because the powerful family does not see anyone alive and does not see the corpse.

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