Chapter 13 Since everyone is pretending to be a criminal

"Girl, do you know whose family is in the world now?" Xie Zhe asked, looking regretful and regretful.

What a beautiful girl, she's actually a psychopath, alas......

"What do you mean?" Feiyun frowned, staring at him for a moment, reading the regret and regret. Then she said angrily: "You've read too many novels! This girl is not a traverser!"

Xie Zhe took a step back, keeping a safe distance from the angry girl, and then replied with sincerity on his face: "Girl, Xiaosheng didn't mean that. By the way, I don't know where the girl's family lives? I didn't return all night, and Ling Zun Lingtang was afraid and worried. ”

"You!" Feiyun bit his lower lip, his chest rose and fell violently, and the scenery suddenly loomed under his white shirt.

For the sake of his positive image, Xie Zhe did not look down at the scenery, but looked ahead, and smiled as pure as a red scarf: "The weather is cold, do you want to add some clothes?"

The girl gritted her teeth, the blue tendons on her forehead floated, she clenched the silver hairpin in her hand, trembled slightly, and forcibly endured not to let herself run wild.

The sun brought some warmth by spreading his own light through the window, and the golden light slanted on Feiyun's pretty face was very beautiful. If she hadn't had the look of wanting to punch someone.

Xie Zhe was a little helpless.

Now this situation does not allow him to take the time to go to Baidu to "how to deal with a mentally ill person in an angry situation", because he has a hunch that if he moves by himself, the girl is very likely, no, it will definitely be poked by a hairpin immediately!

There was a stalemate in the room for 1 minute, but fortunately, the girl didn't break out in the end. She suppressed the urge to poke the fake senior in front of her with a hairpin, and asked in a cold voice: "Let me ask you again, how did you sneak into the forum and know my identity? What is the purpose of your approaching me? Don't try to open the topic! If you dare to talk nonsense, I will kill you immediately!"

it!

The situation is getting worse and worse, and it has risen to the height of human life!

Will they be taken hostage? Will there be negotiators flying over from Hong Kong? Do you want to fight demons and spirits?

Xie Zhe smiled. He knew that at this time, he must not provoke the other party, and he must do what she wants, so as to calm the patient's emotions and buy time for the police uncle and the staff! Therefore, he immediately changed into a very serious expression, tidied up his appearance a little, and put on a posture of "formal speech."

Seeing him like this, Feiyun's anger dropped slightly, and his mood suddenly calmed down a lot, quietly waiting for his answer.

Xie Zhe said in a serious and gentle voice: "Girl, do you believe in fate? Actually, I just inadvertently discovered the forum, inadvertently saw that group of water friends, and inadvertently met you on the back mountain. I thought everything on the Internet was unreal, but I didn't expect to see you in reality one day. Although the meeting in reality took place at a different time and place, as long as the characters were right, it was fine. Miss Feiyun, you see, although I am not ugly, I am also gentle, if I can ......"

"Hehe......" Before Xie Zhe's words were finished, Feiyun had already interrupted him. The girl looked at the idiot's expression on her face, and mocked: "You are stupid and sweet to me, aren't you? I don't take a selfie artifact to take pictures of myself, just like you, no one can look at you if you meet by chance in the same city! But I kind of believe that you are not an accomplice of the lewd thief, after all, no matter how scumbag the lewd thief is, the means of flirting with the girl are still good, and you are obviously too bad." ”

This kind of dialogue is a bit of a bull's head, but ......

it!

Xie Zhe went crazy. Why doesn't this girl follow the routine? Shouldn't his serious and peaceful way of speaking be exchanged for a gentle tone and a believing attitude? Why is the result so heartbreaking!

The most important thing is that the reason why the sister believes that he is not a bad person is that he treats the sister too low!

God knows, after his interrupted "if you can" just now, it is actually "...... Please don't touch my thoughts." Obviously he was just answering the questions she asked, indicating the reason why he entered the forum and the real situation of meeting her, but the girl actually thought he was trying to soak her?

He shook his head helplessly and helplessly, sighed deeply, and said weakly: "Sister, you are too sharp, I admit defeat, OK?"

Maybe it was his helpless appearance that played a role, Feiyun believed him again, and didn't continue to say sharp words, but just snorted arrogantly: "For the sake of your sincerity, I'll give you another chance." Answer my question just now, and talk nonsense, this girl will deal with you as a thief immediately!" After finishing speaking, she also pulled the hairpin in the air and made a cutting motion.

Xie Zhe was full of black lines in his head, and coughed dryly: "As a civilized person, let's not be so violent...... Well, I mean...... Well, it's a long story. ”

Feiyun's hairpin was raised again, and his eyes were so wide that he could spit out lightning.

"It's still early, enough time for you to say. Less nonsense, talk fast!"

Xie Zhe was completely speechless this time. He honestly obeyed the order of the Feiyun Fairy, and explained the process of his strayed entry into the Xiuzhen Realm Forum and the causes and consequences of pretending to be forced in the forum, including what his cousin Xu Xiaowan was doing when he came to him. Although he was quite shy when it came to pretending to be forced, at the same time, he seemed to have an unexpected sense of achievement! Perhaps, that is proud of his pretending wisdom, right?

Feiyun listened to his narration, and the arrogance and brutality on his body had long been gone, only the stunned and bewildered kept intertwining, forming an expression called "lying in a groove".

It's only been three days since the discovery forum, and even if you talk about it in detail, it will take less than an hour to finish. Xie Zhe has completely seen it from the shyness at the beginning to the nature later. He shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "Well, that's the whole process of me pretending to be forced in the forum." Now that I'm done, you can believe that I'm not an accomplice of the thieves, right? Oh, if you think I'm pretending to be a bit too much, it's okay to send a thunderbolt or send a ninefold heavenly tribulation, anyway, the people in the book have never been killed by thunder. ”

"Heh, hehe...... Feiyun's beautiful face squeezed out a very unnatural expression, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she smiled dryly: "It turns out ...... I misunderstood you. Ha, since everyone is a pretending criminal, then don't be so serious, I was a little fierce just now, don't mind. ”

At this moment, Feiyun's heart was galloping, and a second ago, the thought in her heart was like this: "It's a long time! Someone actually broke into the website that the duckweed predecessor had encrypted with his own hands! And he is just an ordinary person! What should I do? What should I do? Do I pretend to be stupid according to his misunderstanding, or tell him the truth? Tell him the truth will definitely cause a big incident, and if we don't get it, we will all become national treasure-level humans like giant pandas! Otherwise, just give him a brainwashing Dafa to get rid of his memory?"

In order not to become a giant panda and be watched by people all over the world, she will definitely not tell the truth. The reason why she chose to pretend to be stupid in the end and say that she was also pretending to be a coercion was because she didn't cultivate enough and couldn't use the brainwashing method......

Xie Zhe didn't know what kind of mental journey the beautiful girl in front of him had gone through in a short period of time just now, he just felt that it was a bit embarrassing to let such a beautiful girl say "everyone is pretending to be a criminal". So, he hurriedly added: "Actually...... It doesn't matter if you pretend to be pretended or not, the Internet, everyone is having fun, so why take it too seriously? Oh yes, where is your home, do you want me to send you back?"

[I'm sorry, I accidentally dropped a small paragraph when cutting the manuscript and segmenting it before, that is, at the beginning of the fourth chapter, there is a small plot of Xu Xiaowan and Xie Zhe climbing Qingyu Mountain. Now that it's been made up, everyone can watch it or not, just know it. 】