Chapter 42: The Poisonous Tongue Offensive of the Mad Dog
Lu Liangren was in a hurry, and immediately took out an onion from the vegetable basket next to him, put it on the cutting board without peeling the skin, raised the kitchen knife and chopped it in half, and explained: "I didn't cry, I didn't cry, I just cut the onion and it was spicy to my eyes." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Oh—" The two girls suddenly realized.
"My sister's cooking skills are good!"
"yes, especially the volcanic snow, it's really delicious!"
The two girls each praised Lu Liangren, and quickly turned the topic back to Bian Baixian.
Lu Liangren stood aside, watching Bian Baixian talking and laughing with them.
I can't remember how many years I haven't seen his smile, but at least it's been more than ten years, I remember that the last time I smiled at myself, there was a missing tooth in my mouth, and then the memories were all about his indifferent and impatient face.
It turns out that the white smile with full teeth is like this, so charming, so handsome...... The corners of Lu Liangren's mouth were slightly hooked, and even if he just stood by and watched, he felt a burst of satisfaction in his heart.
But in the next second, this white and shiny face suddenly came to her eyes, drooping the corners of her eyes and mouth, and said helplessly: "Sister, where do you see your eyes, you are about to cut your fingers, do you know?"
Lu Liangren's eyes widened and he looked down, and sure enough, the blade was only 1 cm away from his hand, if it wasn't for Bian Baixian to grab it, she would have cut off her finger as an onion.
Lu Liangren suddenly panicked, and said continuously: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"
Bian Baixian sighed and said to the two girls: "My sister is easily distracted, she must have forgotten that she was chopping vegetables when she heard us talk just now." ”
The two women glanced at each other.
"In this case, then we won't disturb my sister's cooking. ”
"yes, let's go back first. ”
Bian Baixian said: "I still have to accompany my sister and I won't send you, I'm really embarrassed today!"
"Don't be so polite, we actually had a pretty good time tonight. ”
"That's right, my sister's cooking is really delicious!"
It wasn't until the two girls walked out of the door that Assistant Zhang, who had been standing next to him as an invisible person, stepped forward and praised: "Young Master Bian, you are so powerful!"
Assistant Zhang's words are absolutely sincere, look at the people Bian Baixian, and call ten girls to come over on a blind date in one breath, there are all types of Huanfei Yan and Thin, this pomp is almost comparable to the emperor's choice of concubine, it is simply a single Wang.
The most incredible thing is that the girls are not angry, and they are quite happy when they leave, and in the end, these two are about to become sisters.
If you change this matter to another man, you can try it, and you will not be angry if you are slapped by one person, and it is really Yan is justice!
Bian Baixian ignored Assistant Zhang, but squinted his eyes and said fiercely: "Lu Liangren, who told you to use the knife? You don't want your fingers, don't you? If you don't want it, I'll break them all for you, don't cut them bloody and ugly." ”
Lu Liangren was so frightened that he hurriedly threw the knife aside.
Assistant Zhang was also trembling for a while, looking at the man turning his face like flipping a book, he was a powerful acting school!
"Young Master Bian, Miss Lu, I still have something to do, I'll go first. ”
The mad dog is going crazy again, so before he notices himself, let's quickly slip away.
It's really unrighteous, at least help me say a few good words before leaving...... Looking at Assistant Zhang, who had slipped away with envy, Lu Liangren looked at his younger brother, who had suddenly changed from a sunny boy to a prince of darkness, and said flatteringly: "Baibai, can you not always scold me, and occasionally smile at me like you smiled at them just now, okay?"
Bian Baixian was furious: "Why am I smiling at you? Why am I smiling at you, Lao Tzu is not a joke! You always say that I am not good to you, why don't you want to think about why I want to be good to you? I threw a bone at the dog and the dog knew that he would wag his tail at me, but what about you, you are still embarrassed to ask me for money? Lu Liangren, a person like you has no conscience, your conscience has been eaten by dogs!!"
Bian Baixian said and reached out to poke Lu Liangren's heart twice, but he didn't poke hard, but it made Lu Liangren's heart hurt so much, it hurt so much that tears fell down, and it hurt so much that he couldn't even breathe smoothly.
Bian Baixian raised his chin and looked down at her with cold eyes: "It's just crying for me again, right? Can you stop being so hypocritical, I don't even bother to perfunctory you." ”
Lu Liangren cried and snorted: "In vain, don't say such complicated words, I don't understand." ”
"If you don't understand, memorize it until you understand!"
"I don't want to carry it. ”
"Heh, you finally revealed your true nature, right? Lu Liangren, in fact, you are not stupid!"
Lu Liangren squatted down and buried his head between his knees, biting his lip and crying vigorously, but he didn't dare to make a sound, he only felt that the position of his heart hurt so much.
……
"Alas-" Cao Manxiu hung up the phone and walked into the house with a sigh, "Qingjia, Bai Xian called me to say sorry to you, saying that he didn't want to have another sibling relationship. I think he's two years older than you, so how can he get involved in sibling love?"
Xie Qingjia let out a long sigh, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief, to be honest, Bian Baixian is really good, but this kind of man is no problem when he is used as a boyfriend, but he is always a little short of being a husband.
"Mom, don't worry about it, we're really not suitable. ”
Cao Manxiu slapped Xie Qingjia on the back with a palm and complained: "Dead girl, it's useless at all, and she can't even handle a man." ”
Xie Qingjia was angry and funny, got up and hooked his shoulders with his mother and said: "Yes, yes, how can I compare to you, look how hard you take my father, just like the monkey who can never escape from Wuzhi Mountain." ”
Cao Manxiu also smiled, but soon said with a straight face: "Bian Baixian's matter is not successful, but you should also talk about a boyfriend." ”
"Mom, when I wanted to talk about it in the past, you said that studying was important, but now I don't want to talk about it, and you have to force me to talk about it. ”
"How did I know that your damn girl's market is so bad, and no one wants it after two years of graduation. ”
"Mom, I'm only 24 years old, okay, you're too anxious. By the way, why do I think you seem to have a very short temper recently, I just ate a dish in Qianmo Building today, it is particularly delicious, and the whole person will become happy after I keep you after eating. ”
"Go, the things in Qianmolou are so expensive, so I won't go. ”
"It's okay, I please. ”
……
Village.
Hanging up the last call, Bian Baixian sighed silently.
Today can be regarded as killing two birds with one stone, the fool's task is completed, and the three aunts and six women who pestered him on a blind date all day and night have also been sent off.
"I used to feel as tired as a dog, but now I feel that dogs are not as tired as I am. Bian Baixian whispered.
Then as soon as he turned around, Young Master Bian's volcano erupted again.
"Ah, Lu Liangren, you let me sleep on the sofa again, who taught you to sleep on the sofa, see if I don't throw him into the river to feed the fish!!"